436 Miracles

I thought that they would make earth-shattering movements when they collided, but I didn't expect it to be silent, but I could feel that the dantian part was slightly hot, and then, I found that there were several new energy in my body, which was slowly swirling in the dantian, and my previous five energies were blind to these new energies, and they walked slowly on the side as if nothing happened, as if they were all taken for granted.

This change was very sudden, I stood on the spot for a while, and it took me a while to react, and I quickly counted the new energy in my body, one, two, three, four, five, a total of five new energy.

Hey, that's not right.

If my original five energies were combined in pairs, the combination of the permutations should be 4+3+2+1=10, that is, there should be ten new energies generated, right? How is it only five?

After carefully identifying them, these new energies are fire and thunder energy, yin thunder energy, yang thunder energy, yin fire energy, and yang fire energy...... It seems that the devouring energy does not participate in this combination, and the yin and yang energies do not generate new energy from each other, so only the five new energies are generated.

Hey, there's five more new energies, and now I should be able to perform other tricks that kill you.

After thinking about it, I asked the popsicle to create an iceberg. Reciting the mantra silently, I will perform all the tricks to kill your magic skills at the iceberg.

Lao Tzu punches you to death!

With a punch of his might, the cracks on the iceberg that were several meters long spread like cobwebs along the fist prints.

Lao Tzu kicked you to death!

Flying up and kicking it over, the whole iceberg shook violently, and ice fell in a row.

Lao Tzu bites you to death!

There was a roar, the sound was like substance, and the iceberg was hit by my sound waves, as if it had been hit by a huge iron hammer, and it suddenly collapsed in a large area.

Lao Tzu is a fart/share to sit on you!

Jumping up, sitting on the iceberg, a large area of cracks suddenly spread rapidly, after the crack everywhere collapsed, with a bang, the iceberg turned into pieces, and there was gritty ice slag everywhere.

I have to say that although the names of these four divine skills are extremely vulgar, their power is extraordinary, and in this way, the four moves passed, and this iceberg dozens of meters high was gone.

However, the third trick is obviously not like that, if it is changed to Lao Tzu spraying you to death, it may be more appropriate, well, just change the name, anyway, I know it myself.

"Congratulations to the master for his miraculous skills, and he has dominated the rivers and lakes for thousands of years" There was a loud compliment from the popsicle next to him.

"Hahaha!" I laughed triumphantly and went back to the bottom of the well.

It's not nonsense, it's just a trick 'Lao Tzu sprays you to death'. I used this trick because the barrier was above my head, and I really couldn't use the most powerful last move to sit it to death with my fart/stock.

"Whew-" sound, the sound wave sprayed directly on the barrier, the barrier instantly turned purple, and, with the impact of my sound waves, the color of the barrier is still deepening, from purple to dark purple, from dark purple to purple black, the stars inside are also gradually darkening, when this barrier becomes turbid black, a soft sound, the barrier disappeared, leaving only the rope in the middle swaying.

"Huh? That's it? I was a little surprised, and then the villain shouted loudly: "Don't go, the decisive battle will be until dawn!" ”

I howled a few words, but there was no response, and I felt a little bored, so I grabbed the rope and swished to climb up.

When I got out of the wellhead, I saw Shen Sipan lying on the ground at a glance, his pants were dropped to his knees, revealing his white fart/thigh, his head tilted to my side, his eyes wide open, and his face full of shame.

Shocked, he hurriedly walked over, probed his nose and breath, and found that his breathing was normal, and said in surprise: "Can you hear me?" ”

I didn't see any reaction from him, which made me a little overwhelmed. I've always been a layman when it comes to spells, and it's okay to ask me to release a bolt of lightning to kill someone, but if I want to use a spell to save someone, it's useless.

Obviously, Shen Sipan was hit by a spell, otherwise, he wouldn't be unable to move his whole body, and he wouldn't even be able to blink his eyes.

Standing next to him and hesitating for a long time, his heart hesitated, or should I stimulate him with lightning stimulation?

Just as he was about to start, Shen Sipan scolded: "Damn, Boss Zhong, you don't know how to put my pants on?" ”

I was stunned, but I saw Shen Sipan getting up and putting on his pants by himself, snorting a few times with a gloomy face, and then asked me for a roll of toilet paper, and stretched it into my pants to clean up.

After a pause, he suddenly realized that it was the spell in him that had expired, so he could act on his own. I couldn't help but be a little funny: "Brother Shen, what the hell was going on with you here just now?" ”

"A masked man! Suddenly ran out to plot against me, I fought with him for a long time, and finally I lacked strength and was pressed to the ground by him! Shen Sipan said hatefully: "Damn, the chrysanthemum/flower that Lao Tzu has been carefully cared for since he was a child was actually spoiled by him!" The most hateful thing is that he didn't even give me a hundred dollars. ”

I was surprised and amused. I was surprised that there were still people who insulted Shen Sipan, but the funny thing was the allusion of a hundred yuan that Shen Sipan said.

This story of 100 yuan happened in Shenzhen, a gay man named 'Little Red Riding Hood' was asked by another gay man to go to the hotel, and after that, 'Little Red Riding Hood' asked the man for the taxi fee to go back, but the man didn't give it, and the two quarreled on the street, and 'Little Red Riding Hood' said very desolately: "I slept with people, and I didn't even give me a hundred yuan......

This is interpreted by Shen Sipan, which is really appropriate.

Holding back a smile, I said slowly, "Can you recognize this person?" ”

"Cover your face!" Shen Sipan said stupidly.

"So, did you notice any of his features?" I asked.

"He's a bald donkey!" Shen Sipan snorted fiercely: "When I grabbed his hair, he had no hair on his head, he must be a monk from Shaolin Temple." ”

Could it be that the monk of Shaolin Temple was really/fire at night, so he came out to hunt wild food, and as a result, he happened to meet Shen Sipan of Si Swenwen, and under the beastly nature, he forcibly did that?

After thinking about it, this is a bit unreasonable, first of all, this person can spell, and his mana is strong, not to mention anything else, just the transparent barrier that he blocked the wellhead has already exceeded the level of the grandmaster, otherwise, my grandmaster-level spells such as the Thunder Wanjun Heavenly Fire Burning Plains will not be completely ineffective.

Beyond the level of the grandmaster, all I know is Jin Manyuan, could it be that Jin Manyuan is doing ghosts?

This is even more impossible, Jin Manyuan now wishes that I am obedient, how can he come to plot against me?

I thought about it for a long time in confusion, but I couldn't understand it after all, so I had to ignore it for the time being.

After packing up his things, he covered the wellhead with stone slabs, shoveled some dirt to cover it, and piled some turf on it, and then ignored it. Summoned the portal, groaned for a while, and set the location at the Emei Golden Peak.

Emei Jinding is also a tourist attraction, and there should be fewer people at night.

was about to push the door, but Shen Sipan shouted: "Boss Zhong, are you going to leave now?" I'm not leaving, I'm going to burn down the Shaolin Temple! I want revenge! ”

I smiled bitterly: "Brother Shen, it's not that I won't help you take revenge, but you have to know who the murderer is, right?" The bald one is not necessarily a monk, but it may also be Ge You, or Meng Fei, Le Jia, Guo Degang, ......"

"Then I'm so ruined for nothing?" Shen Sipan said angrily.

"When I get this done, I'll come back and help you find this person, okay?" That's all I can say.

Shen Sipan looked at me suspiciously for a while, and finally nodded slowly.

I was about to stretch out my hand again to push the door, but there was a rustling sound in the distance, the sound of someone stepping on the fallen leaves, although it was light, but it was also clearly heard in the silence of the night, as if someone was walking towards us.

Who will be this black light that blinds the wilderness? Could it be that the guy who ruined Shen Sipan just now, now wants to score a brace?

Since the person who came to us walked towards us, it means that he has seen the light of our flashlight, so he simply does not turn off the flashlight, but stands in place and waits for the person to come.

The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and finally, a slender figure appeared in front of us, navy blue jeans with a light blue knitted short-sleeved shirt, with big eyebrows and bright faces, it turned out to be the girl I saw in the empty monk room, that is, the sixth substitute for the thirty-fifth generation head of the Song family, Song Xi.

What is she doing here?

Coughing lightly, I smiled and said, "Mengmeng, why haven't you left yet?" ”

Song Xi looked left and right, and finally his eyes stayed on the portal beside me, frowning slightly: "Brother Ghost, what is this?" ”

"I'll ask you how you are doing first." I smiled and repeated, "Why haven't you left yet?" ”

"I saw the magic in the sky at the bottom of the mountain, thunder and lightning and flames, and I thought you were fighting with others, and I wanted to come over to help." Song Xi's face was arrogant, revealing this kind of female man's expression on her delicate face, which was really ridiculous.

"It's okay, it's okay, I feel that the air is good when I come here, and I can't help but practice for a while, no, it's a great achievement." I said smugly. This is half-true, at least, I can now play a whole set of magic tricks to kill you.

"Oh? Is it? Song Xi looked at me with great interest: "Brother Ghost, show your magic skills to take a look." ”

I was about to show off, but a thought suddenly popped up in my mind, this Song Xi, could it be someone who forced/violently Shen Sipan? Otherwise, how could she be here?

Then I thought about it, first, the gender is wrong, and second, she doesn't have such profound mana.

Seeing that I hesitated, Song Xi couldn't help but sneer: "Hey, it's not an outsider, let's see the world for us countrymen!" ”

There was a stir in her heart, knowing that she was performing a charm again, she hurriedly gathered her mind and said busily: "Okay, okay, as long as you don't use charming." ”

After speaking, I stretched out my hand, and suddenly a lightning bolt the thickness of chopsticks appeared, swirling in my palm.

"That's what you're talking about...... Miraculous? Obviously, Song Xi's expression was disappointed.