After coming out, the fat man cautiously instructed me that I couldn't tell his father, that is, Uncle Qingsong, about today's events anyway, and I couldn't mention the name of the seventh master in front of his father.

Listening to the fat man's tone, it seems that there is some ulterior secret in it, and just now I heard the seventh master's call for Uncle Qingsong "rotten bark" and realized the relationship between the two...... Not the average poor.

The more this is the case, the more I want to gossip, pestering the fat man to ask him to give me the old things of the two old things, what kind of adultery. In the end, the fat man was pestered by me impatiently, and only then did he tell one thing.

"Seventh Master, he is my father's senior brother."

Although this news was surprising, it was not exciting, and of course it could not satisfy my curiosity, so I continued to pester the fat man and asked: "Shouldn't the relationship between senior brothers be very good?" Why do I see them as if they don't share the sky? ”

"Hey, aren't you bothered" The fat man shook his hand and hit me on the shoulder

In an instant, my face suffocated into a bitter gourd face. It wasn't that the fat man's strength was too great, but that his hand was just on top of my displaced collarbone.

It has been said that when a person is injured to a certain extent, he does not feel the pain at first, but only after the end. For example, a person who has been in a car accident may be hit by a car and still be able to stand up and walk a few steps, as if it was fine. But it is possible that surgery in the concussion is not new later

This is because there is a brief separation between consciousness and body at the time of injury.

For example, I am now, I was overly excited at the beginning, and I didn't feel any pain. After I came out, my shoulders gradually felt sore. Especially after being slapped hard by the fat man, the pain came up, and I fell to the ground, unable to move my left hand at all.

"Hey, you're okay, don't scare me." The fat man squatted down and looked at me nervously.

I told him that his shoulder hurt and that his collarbone was out of place.

The fat man didn't say a word, rolled up his sleeves: "Come, I'll help you rub it." ”

"Are you okay?"

"Okay, absolutely, professional bone-setting for 20 years, specializing in all kinds of disobedience...... No, it specializes in all kinds of men's bruises, and women's waists. You have to trust you, brother, and me. ”

This time, I once again chose to believe in the fat man and asked him to give me massage.

However, within a moment, I immediately regretted it, and my trust was only exchanged for the merciless ravages of the fat man.

"Damn, dead fat man, let me go, you tap, tap, don't be so hard, it's killing me" I cried out in grief from the alley.

The fat man grabbed my left hand and sweated profusely: "You bear with me, and soon you will feel very comfortable." ”

He said that he wouldn't let me go, but his gestures were so scummy that I couldn't stand the pain. So we started pulling in the alley, and finally, the fat man was pulled by me, and the whole person fell on top of me.

"Damn, I've said it all, I'll twist it harder, and you'll be comfortable soon." The fat man rode on top of me and grabbed my arm hard.

At this time, an aunt led a little boy of a few years old to pass by in a small alley, she covered her nose and couldn't bear to look at us

"I'm (Cantonese slang), two big men in broad daylight are messing around here, and they are screaming so loudly, it's really a sin." After the aunt finished speaking, she covered the child's eyes with both hands and taught earnestly: "Xiaobao, don't look at it, you have seen too many needle eyes." ”

Auntie's words are so angry that my blood flows backwards, if there is a basin, I will definitely vomit three liters of blood to show her, no fake.

What's even worse is that I struggled to get rid of the fat man, but somehow I actually grabbed the child's hand. was so frightened that the aunt almost knelt down.

"Two heroes, I beg you, if you want to do it, can you do it yourself? Don't take a fancy to my son, he's still young and ignorant. This is the only son in my family, and his father and I are counting on him to inherit the incense, and I beg you. ”

Me: "......" Fat Man: "......" The two looked at each other, and a 90-degree bounce in their hearts fell neatly in front of the aunt.

The fat man smiled: "What, auntie, you misunderstood us." ”

The aunt took advantage of this time to pull the child over, give me and the fat man a "I understand" look, and pull the child to run away. Leave us in the back to cry without tears.

Auntie, how can I explain to you, in fact, I don't do it, I really only like women.

After my aunt left for a while, the fat man stared at me resentfully: "It's all your fault for screaming so loudly." ”

Me: "............" Nima's, am I loud or you are unreliable?

……………………

With grievances and depression along the way, the fat man and I returned to Zen Yitang with Chinese medicine.

Although Li Xun sighed as he lay on the stretcher, he estimated that he would not be able to hang up for a while.

The fat man and I cooked a dose of Chinese medicine and gave it to him. At first, I was curious about how this Chinese medicine was discouraged, but within a moment, I understood it completely.

This Li Xun drank for less than half an hour. actually crackled and farted in the Zen Yi Hall, making the Zen Hall not have any Zen at all, and it stinks like a dung ditch.

It's just that he can fart, which means that the meridians on his body are open, and there is no harm in it, so he can take care of his body well.

Although this Li Xun was punished by the Seventh Master, the fat man and I were afraid that he would forget the pain after his scars were healed, and he continued to deceive people after leaving the Zen Yi Hall, so he added fuel and vinegar to the panic.

The fat man drew three charms to him, and lied to him, "If you want to be completely cured of your illness, you must do what I say." ”

After Li Xun took Chinese medicine, his injuries had improved a lot, and at this time he was naturally convinced of the fat man's words.

"Master Wang, you say, I will do what you say!"

The fat man instructed Li Xun: "You take these three talismans and go back, burn one in three days to drink, and at six o'clock every night, you must face the east and kowtow ninety-nine times, and repent in good faith." Also, from now on, you go back to the place where you used to deceive people, find those who have been deceived, and return all the money you cheated from them, and after the money is repaid, your illness will naturally be cured. ”

In fact, Li Xun's illness will be cured after taking traditional Chinese medicine, but in order to lead him on the right path, the fat man drew three harmless amulets for him, half-deceived and half-truthful to intimidate him, and asked him to return all the money to the deceived person. It's a lie, but it's a good intention. And it makes sense to do so. Everyone must always be responsible for the mistakes they have made, and they must pay back as much as they have used for ill-gotten gains.

Li Xun led the charm and medicine away, and before leaving, he swore frankly to promise us that he would do what we did after he went back, and he would never dare to be ambiguous.

After Li Xun left, the fat man and I greeted another person in the room, Yuan Qiu.

The fat man sat down beside Yuan Qiu with a big grin, put his arm around her shoulders and asked, "What, Yuan Qiu, what did you do when you came to us this time, it won't be to catch up, right?" ”

Yuan Qiu was slapped so hard by the fat man that he almost kicked out of breath, and then he took a deep breath, looked at me and the fat man, and said sincerely: "I want to cooperate with Haisheng and Brother Viagra." ”

The fat man and I looked at him suspiciously, and asked him in unison, "What are we cooperating, we won't do business." ”

Yuan Qiu shook his head and said: "No, in fact, as long as you are willing, there are a lot of businesses to cooperate, without you, I can't do this business alone." ”

"Tell me, what kind of business, we won't do it if it violates our conscience." The fat man also had a trace of curiosity about Yuan Qiu's words, and explained the principle in advance.

At this time, Yuan Qiu sold Guan Zi and asked us: "If my guess is right, Haisheng you and Brother Viagra are Taoist priests, right?" ”

I rolled my eyes, isn't this nonsense? It's not a Taoist priest, who helped your niece go last time.

Yuan Qiu pointed to himself, and continued, "Do you know what my family does? ”

The fat man and I shook our heads blankly.

Yuan Qiu said: "My family is in the pawn auction business, whether it is antiques, real estate, or cars, we are involved. From celebrities and gentry to ruffians and hooligans, my family has been in contact with ......"

"Say human words, just click" I waved my hand and directly interrupted this guy's nonsense

"I want to cooperate with you, if I find anything in the future that requires a Taoist priest to solve, I will introduce it to you! But I'm going to take a 10% of the "water" fee, and the rest will go to you, how about it! Yuan Qiu stretched out two fingers and looked at us with hope. His eyes were full of sincerity and anticipation. In the end, he gritted his teeth sincerely again and said: "Haisheng, Brother Viagra, I really want to cooperate with you." ”

Before I could speak, the fat man patted Yuan Qiu on the shoulder: "Cheng"

Me: "......" Fat man, can you still be doing it?

Although the advice given by Yuan Qiu feels good, according to my personality, I still think it is better to think it through.

I pulled the fat man aside and blamed him, "Fatty, don't you have to think clearly?" Agreed so simply? ”

The fat man clasped his hands into fists and said righteously: "It is the duty of my generation to eliminate disasters and solve problems for others, and my father has taught me so many skills, I should give full play to my strengths, so as to live up to my father's diligent teachings to me." ”

"Speak the Language"

"I've been poor lately, and I don't even have the money to buy flowers for Sister Jingjing." The fat man Shanshan smiled and said shyly

Me: "............"

In the end, after our discussion, I felt that Yuan Qiu's suggestion was not inappropriate. Although Uncle Qingsong also took the two of us to see a few feng shui trips and went to a few places. But to put it bluntly, our experience is still pitiful. How can the flowers in the greenhouse withstand the wind and rain, and how can the young eagles who have been protected by their mothers for many years learn to soar in the sky. So, the fat man and I felt that this was a good opportunity to hone in on it.

But neither of us is a reckless person, and I don't believe what others say. The fat man took Yuan Qiu's eight-character comprehensive face test, and concluded that although Yuan Qiu was shrewd and business-minded, he was not a treacherous villain, so he agreed to Yuan Qiu.

Before that, I also made three chapters with Yuanqiu, first, we don't do things that violate our conscience, second, we don't do things that hurt people, and third, no matter how much money we have, it depends on whether we are willing to do it. We don't want to, we can leave at any time.

Yuan Qiu was very happy and agreed to our request without the slightest hesitation.

"Okay, in that case, the three of us will be partners from now on, if there is business in the future, I will introduce it to the two of you as soon as possible."

Putting down this sentence, Yuan Qiu left with joy.

After Yuanqiu left, the fat man was a little confused, so he had to ask me: "Hey, frankly speaking, I don't understand this Yuanqiu's approach, he introduced business to us, and only took 10% of the water bill, what is the difference between this and not making money."

I pursed my lips and smiled, shook my head and said, "It doesn't seem to make money, but in fact, he is the real big winner, and there are many ways to do it." ”

"Oh?" The fat man looked at me suspiciously,

I smiled and said just two words: "Connections"

Immediately, the fat man also suddenly realized.

Yes, it is connections, some people say that in this world, money is not the most valuable, the most valuable is wisdom, followed by connections. This statement is not without reason.

Nowadays, most of the eunuchs and wealthy businessmen will invite feng shui masters to their homes to see feng shui, and how many people encounter things that cannot be solved, and they want to invite us cultivators. Although Yuan Qiu's family is an auction pawn shop, he is only in business with most people and is not familiar with each other. He uses his connections to introduce business to us, and he builds his own network through our connections with these connections.

Although we as Taoist priests don't care about these things, for a businessman, connections are far more important than money. Therefore, this Yuan Qiu sent a big apple for us to eat, and it was still the kind that was willing.

"Then according to what you say, we have let people take advantage of us for nothing." The fat man crossed his fingers and calculated.

I shook my head: "No one takes advantage of anyone, with Yuan Qiu here, don't we also get a lot of opportunities to hone?" And you also read Yuanqiu's eight characters just now. The Lord of the Day was just born in winter, born in Chenshi, is a dragon out of the water life, and in the eight characters of the water and wood hurt the palace to see the palace, the recipe also has a cloud: "Shui Mu sees that the officials are prosperous, and the injured officials are clever, and the great exhibition can rise in the world." Even if he doesn't make it to the tiger list, he is also a good servant. "So even without us, his future achievements will never be low."

"What's more, he is prosperous in wealth and officials, and he has the momentum of turning a wealth star into an injured official, so he will never be a traitor and a villain." The fat man added.

I said disdainfully: "Now that you know, you still ask a fart." ”

The fat man poked his nostrils and teased me: "Actually, I already knew what you said, I just watched you say so happy, I can't bear to disturb you." Don't forget, when it comes to the number of fate, I am more than one grade higher than you. ”

I rolled my eyes and let the fat man be narcissistic all the time.

It's just that what we didn't expect was that less than three hours after Yuan Qiu left, that is, in the afternoon, he called me and the fat man, saying that there was business coming to the door, and we should follow him to deal with it.

The efficiency was so fast that it was beyond the expectations of me and the fat man.