Chapter 593: Perverts are thin
After the red apple goes out, Balloon Two says that he has a cheap mouth and has killed another pervert. △¢,
Then the two of them started laughing.
Ning Xiaobing told a little joke about Balloon 2.
Balloon No. 2 listened to it.
He said that he heard a strange story today, and he did not know whether it was true or not.
said that there is a hotel, in the middle of the night, three watches one after another people jumped off the building, and it was not a room, 120 was too busy......
Later, someone broke the news that it was a guy named Zhong Jiwei who was drunk and couldn't find a room, so he knocked on the door in the corridor one by one: I'm Zhong Jiwei, open the door! I'm Zhong Jiwei!
Balloon Two burst out laughing.
There were also Sophie Fei and Sakura laughing next to her.
Only Lisa looked puzzled, and she said, "Why is that Zhong Commission for Discipline Inspection so powerful?" Is he a killer? ”
The guys laughed even harder.
Finally, after Sophie Fei's repeated explanation, Lisa laughed.
"Your country is really backward!"
After listening to Balloon Two, he suddenly asked stupidly.
"What do you mean by this joke?"
Ning Xiaobing said with a smile: "There are so many perverts in my country, how can they be killed?" ”
All of a sudden, they stopped laughing.
They all realize that something is wrong.
It turns out that the Red Apple has started a new round of carnage!
It seems that aliens are looking at humans more and more unpleasantly.
But even humans look down on the existence of those perverts.
Now the perverts of the world are starting to suffer.
So Ning Xiaobing and Balloon No. 2 rushed out to supervise Red Apple.
At this time, the door of the detention center was suddenly kicked open by a red apple.
Then he walked in with an iron rod.
The prison guards inside were all so frightened that they squatted down.
When Red Apple went in, he shouted: "Bring up all the perverts who were imprisoned yesterday to Lao Tzu!" ”
The prison guards knew who he was, so they immediately ran to do it.
As soon as Red Apple turned around, he saw more than 40 hooligans coming out from behind.
"Why are there so many?"
The prison guard was still trying to talk about it, when suddenly he saw the iron rod of the red apple scraping past his face.
Wait for Ning Xiaobing and them to arrive. I saw a lot of minced meat piled on the side, and many prison guards were vomiting.
A prison guard crawled to Ning Xiaobing's feet and cried, "He just killed him!" Just now...... ...... just now"
Ning Xiaobing patted him on the back and said, "I know, don't say anything." ”
Then the detention center notified the family of the deceased to come and claim the body parts.
When they arrived, they were all crying.
But when they found out that it was the red apple that killed them, they all fell silent.
Now everyone knows that the red apple kills perverts. It would be a shame to let others know.
Three other family members refused to admit that their son was the pile of scraps of meat on the ground.
And so they walked straight back.
Within three years of this detention center, everyone dared to pick up soap.
The prisoners in the prison who committed hooliganism, including those who were strong, raped, adulterous, adulterous, and adulterous, were all ruthlessly beaten to death by the red apple.
When he was beaten with a stick, the prisoners and prison guards next to him also learned a great lesson.
When they collected the bodies of the slain perverts afterwards, they all sighed.
Normally, they look down on them, but now that their heads are shattered, they can't help but shed tears for them.
Since then, after these prisoners have gone out, they have all become righteous men and gentlemen. I don't even look at the woman.
These days, red apples don't kill perverts anymore, I don't know if it's a break or what.
However, Ning Xiaobing heard Su Feifei's report to him.
She said: "My dear, many of my female friends in the entertainment industry have said that their business has been much bleaker! ”
Ning Xiaobing put down the "Dictionary of Idioms" and said, "Is it? How so? Red apples are perverts, not beauties, how can their business be affected? ”
So Sophie Fei said her analysis.
She felt that although Red Apple's behavior was only to kill hundreds of perverts.
But where do all these perverts come from?
Those perverts are all trained by watching these female stars every day, and then being trained by their revealing clothes!
Female stars are the masters of perverts!
Since it's a single dog again. I don't have a girlfriend, so I have nowhere to vent. I couldn't help but go out and be obscene.
But now the behavior of the red apple has taught people that it is not good to die a pervert.
So many perverts began to cultivate themselves.
In order not to be killed by the red apple, the perverts began to stop paying attention to the costumes of those female stars.
And most of those female stars have no acting skills, and they don't have anything to do with their character works, so they blindly play sexy.
Many female stars themselves rely on exposure and sex appeal to attract popularity.
And now all the perverts are beginning to think about their lives.
So they actually became the first objects that those perverts should stay away from.
So none of them could sell records.
And many women on the street also like to dress sexy to seduce men.
But now the men on the street are afraid of being beaten to death by the red apple with an iron rod.
So they all sat up. The eyeballs don't look at the beauties anymore.
They heard that if they read too many Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoist classics, they don't need to think about women.
Originally, as soon as the beauties on the street walked by, there were countless heads of heads.
But now the perverts all over the streets are starting to get right.
They all dress up for 7 or 8 hours before going out, just to attract perverts.
But now, no matter how they show it, there is no turning back.
So angry that those beauties cried on the street.
As soon as they said this, Ning Xiaobing and Balloon No. 2 felt as if they were dreaming.
Later, there were even girls who fainted on the street crying because of this.
Now perverts on the subway and buses don't look at beauties anymore. Because they know that if you look at it more, it will be dangerous.
I don't know when my head will be gone.
So the beauties on the subway and bus were surprised to see that the usual perverts began to meditate one by one!
Some of them are reading a Buddhist scripture!
So the girls didn't wear any revealing clothes when they went out.
Because no one is looking!
As a result, many clothing stores that sell sexy clothes have collectively closed down!
Ning Xiaobing turned on the TV and saw a female reporter interviewing a pedestrian inside.
"Why did you turn around and not look at the camera?"
"Because you're scantily cladying! Don't keep women's morals! ”
Ning Xiaobing's whole family laughed until their stomachs cramped. (To be continued......)