313 Blessings and misfortunes
I raised the gift in my hand: "I'm here to visit the patient."
"Watching patients carry cigarettes and alcohol?" Qiao Yi paused, his eyes swept over my gift, and asked suspiciously.
"Cut, I'm going to bring apples and bananas, is that interesting?" I casually threw the cigarettes, alcohol, and candy on the bed next to me, and sat down by the way: "You can still use this thing after you recover, apples and bananas or something, how many days can you keep it?" β
"That makes sense." Qiao Yi couldn't figure out my intentions, so he could only answer casually.
"You go out, I'll talk to Brother Xuan about something." I smiled at Qiao Yi.
"How is that possible?" Qiao Yi hurriedly said: "What if you do it?" β
I smiled, didn't speak, and looked at Li Hanxuan.
"Little Joe, you go out first." Li Hanxuan opened his mouth and said: "If he really wants to do it, you can't stop him." β
Qiao Yi hesitated for a moment, and finally walked out.
"Actually, I don't need to be so polite to you." Seeing Qiao Yi go out, I said directly: "Did you go to Shacheng to find a young man to come to Star City to surf the Internet?" β
Li Hanxuan was taken aback when he heard this, looked at me with a cloudy face, and replied half-loudly: "You...... Got it all? β
Hearing him say this, I knew that this matter was what Li Hanxuan did, and smiled slightly: "I'm curious, how did your leg injury heal so quickly." β
"I ......" Li Hanxuan opened his mouth to speak, said a word, and didn't seem to know what to say, and said after a long while: "There is its own high technology in this." β
"You are Jiang Chenguang?" I don't bother to care about any high-tech, Sen Ran smiled.
"No...... Be. Li Hanxuan hesitated for a while before replying.
"Who?" I asked.
Li Hanxuan looked at me, his eyes were very flustered, but he just didn't make a sound.
Don't say yes, Lao Tzu will beat you to death. I was nameless in my heart, and I was about to stand up and make a move, when a dark voice sounded in the air: "Zhong Zhengnan, do you have to know the answer?" β
My scalp was numb, and I looked in the direction of the sound, and I didn't know when a silver-white round jar was suspended in the air, and I didn't know whether it was the light of luck or the light of bad luck.
"Decay? Doom's light? I asked with some certainty.
"That's right." The round jar 'Light of Doom' replied.
"What do you mean by that sentence?" I waited for the light of doom to be wrong, and if anything was wrong with this light of doom, I would throw two lightning bolts first.
"Just ask if you want to know the answer." The light of doom snorted coldly.
"What if I want to know the answer?"
"Go to the top floor of the Heaven and Earth Building at twelve o'clock tonight, and you will know the answer." Doom Light sneered.
"What if I don't want to know the answer?" I squinted.
"Then you just wait to collect your friend's body, and the three of them will jump off the roof at twelve o'clock." Doom Light snorted, "If you don't believe it, you can not go." β
"Well, twelve o'clock tonight." I made a decision right away.
The silver-white round jar flickered and flew straight out of the window, disappearing in the blink of an eye, as if everything was just my illusion.
Since it was already like this, there was no need to waste time on Li Hanxuan, left the hospital, made full preparations, and only went to the top floor of the Tiandi Building at twelve o'clock in the evening.
At less than eleven o'clock, I made a phone call to the god of fortune, and after listening to the melodious goddess repeating in the microphone for half a minute, the call was finally connected.
I told the god of fortune about the latest situation, and the god of fortune only said that he knew, and then hung up the phone, damn, can you be a little more unreliable? What do you mean by a word that you know? Anyway, the two of us are an alliance, right?
At eleven forty, I reached the top floor of the Heaven and Earth Building, and at this time the roof of the building was empty, and I knocked on the cooling tower a few times, but the god of fortune did not respond.
Couldn't I have been scared away? I speculated, lit a cigarette and puffed out the smoke, and watched the time from time to time until twelve o'clock came.
At twelve o'clock there was a buzz in the sky, and hundreds of round canisters came from all directions, hovering in the air slowly undulating and silent.
"Declining God, if there is a kind, it will come out!" I shouted without hesitation, since I said that I had made enough preparations, it was not a joke, the three Xuanjing Golden Balls of Frozen Miles, Wind and Clouds, and Flame Barrier were hung on my belt, and if there was a hurry, I would throw the golden balls.
"Urgent-what-whatββ?" An unusually slow voice came from my left front, feeling like the fat man was talking before they disappeared.
Around this voice, the speed at which the light of doom rose and fell a lot slower, and everything seemed to be in slow motion. Immediately after, the air flickered a few times, and a small silver-white ball emerged.
"Fortune God?" I was a little surprised.
"I am the god of decay." The ball snorted, and the sound was like a mechanical electronic synthesis.
I forgot, the God of Fortune and the God of Decay are both the same type of combat robots, and their appearance is naturally similar: "Then you pretended to be a skeleton before, are you sick?" β
"The world of adults and children will never understand!" The god of decay snorted again.
That's right, compared to 65 million years ago, I was a child.
Immediately, the god of decay clicked and deformed, and an extremely delicate villain appeared in front of him, slightly different from the god of fortune, the god of decay turned out to be the body of a woman.
Looking at the two protrusions on its chest, I was a little stunned.
"Haven't you seen it?" The god of decay said disdainfully.
"I've seen it, I've never seen it so exquisite." I casually commented, and then pulled down my face: "What about my friend?" β
"Your friend?" The declining god laughed: "You have such a dick, if I don't tell you where your friends are, you're going to come up and beat me, aren't you?" β
"It's good to know." I admit it directly.
"Then have fun!" The god of decay snorted coldly. At this time, I noticed something unusual, the voice of the declining god was a little strange, and it felt like a recording.
However, there was no time to think about it so much, because with the cold snort of the declining god, the hundreds of doom lights in the sky instantly shone brightly, and the sound began to become louder, from a buzzing sound to a roaring sound, and then, a colorful arc of light began to emanate from each round can.
Day, it's so unqualified, I haven't even said the beginning, with your kind of ideological awareness, I can expect you to sacrifice yourself to blow up the bunker and block the gun hole, and then leave us to live a happy life? At that moment, he shouted a thunderous sentence, and the air was suddenly full of lightning, which was the thickness of an arm.
It's the most powerful trick I've been able to pull out so far, so it should be somehow useful, right?
Lightning is electricity, and these metal canisters are the best conductors, and with a crackling sound, these rays of doom were all shattered by my lightning.
I can't believe it, according to my thoughts, this god of decay appeared in front of me so awesomely, not to mention that there is any certainty of victory, but more or less there must be some killer features, I didn't expect to be killed like this, this is like my left hand machine gun, right hand rocket artillery, when I am ready to fight, there are hundreds of chickens running over on the other side, or chickens......
"Decay!" I shouted, feeling a little hairy in my heart, could this round of lightning kill the god of decay? If it dies, who will ask the fat man and the others for their whereabouts?
There was a dead silence in the air, there was no response, and a round thing on the ground flickered, and when I looked at it, it was a yin and yang ancient coin.
I walked over and picked it up in surprise, looked at it intently, and made sure it was an ancient coin, hey, how could this declining god have a yin and yang ancient coin? Didn't you say that it was in the god of good fortune? Then he thought about it, everything that the god of decay said was the same as in a fairy tale, it was a lie, and he was relieved and put away the ancient money.
"Damn, god of decay! Get out of here! I yelled.
"Dead! The god of decay is dead. Suddenly, another voice came from mid-air, and this voice was the voice of the blessed god.
"Fortune God?" I asked not quite sure.
"Noβthat's rightβ" As if the god of decay appeared, there was a flickering light and darkness in the air, and a small ball came out, and in a click, the ping pong ball turned into a delicate villain.
"What's going on?" I asked, pointing to the shards on the ground that had been almost powdered by lightning.
"What else can I do, I can't do it." The god of good fortune smiled.
"And where are my friends?" I hissed and roared.
"Well, there's a notepad in the space of the declining god, and it should have your friend's message in it." The god of fortune didn't know how to move, and an A4-sized silver-white metal plate appeared in the air, this metal plate, isn't this what, speechless and choked?
"You say it's a notepad? Don't be funny, this is obviously speechless and choking, and you will be paralyzed when you touch it. I scoffed.
"This is speechlessness." The god of fortune snorted, and an A4-sized metal plate appeared in the air, compared to the lines on the metal plate in the back, which were more clear.
"So what should I do?" I pointed to the so-called notepad in front of me.
The god of fortune choked speechlessly, and said lightly: "It's very simple, you can pinch the notepad and sense it with your heart." β
I smiled and agreed, and suddenly said, "Two yellow orioles singing green willows!" β
The god of fortune laughed: "A red apricot comes out of the wall!" β
I nodded, and my left hand reached out to the metal plate, and as soon as I touched the metal plate, I screamed bitterly: "Damn, this is speechless condensation, you beast, blessed god, you actually plotted against me." β
The god of fortune suddenly laughed wildly, and after laughing for a while, he stopped laughing slightly: "God of fortune? You still think I'm a god of good fortune? β
"Who are you?" I screamed.
"I am the god of decay!" The 'Fortune God' sneered. With its sneer, there was a flicker in the air, and then the three fat men of Kong Xuan rolled down from the air respectively, all of them were tied into zongzi, and they were also stuffed with towels in their mouths, and they all made a sound when they saw me.
"I can't move now, either." I smiled wryly: "Are you all okay?" β
The three of them all nodded their heads, and Allure even had tears in their eyes.
"Decaying God, what the hell is going on? Can you please explain? Like a defeated rooster, I asked dejectedly, "Even if I die, you will let me die, right?" β
"It's simple, from the beginning to now, we are using you!" The voice of the declining god was very proud.
"You guys?" I was amazed.
"Yes, us!" The declining god smiled: "Next, I would like to introduce my partner, that is, the Jiang gang leader of the Shenlong Gang, Jiang Chenguang. Mr. Jiang is invited to shine! β
There was a sound of footsteps at the entrance and exit of the safe passage on the rooftop in the distance, and when I looked closely, it turned out to be an acquaintance.