There is such a story among the people, saying that there is a dissolute and eclectic ragged Taoist in Taihang Mountain.

Taoist people are good wine, not drunk for a long time, drink more than a few buckets every time they drink, and they are not tired of it, they will drink with guests, they come to one altar after another, and they can laugh and talk with everyone without blushing and red.

Everyone at the banquet was amazed, thinking that this ragged Taoist priest was a man of God and proficient in the art of transportation. The wine he drank was carried away by this ragged Taoist priest with a spell, so his stomach was like a bottomless pit, no matter how he drank it, he would not get drunk with a thousand cups

This is a story circulated in folk history, and I don't know if the ragged Taoist in the story is proficient in the art of transportation, but I have seen it like him. And we Dharma people also often use medicine to increase the amount of alcohol, and we are not drunk in a thousand cups.

What is Pharmacy? To put it bluntly, it is a home remedy, and this home remedy has a name, called Qianjin is not drunk. If you drink a bowl of Chinese medicine before drinking, or take a pill extracted from the medicinal method. Even a bad drinker can turn into a massive drunkard who doesn't get drunk for a thousand glasses

Some of the Chinese patent medicines on the market also have the shadow of this home remedies.

These thousand-pound intoxication pills in our luggage were refined for us by Uncle Qingsong in advance. He was afraid that the fat man and I would not be able to socialize outside, so he refined these pills for us

It's just that this pill is usually taken before drinking, and as for whether it has any effect after getting drunk, I haven't tried it, so I had to try it and stuff one into the fat man's mouth.

I thought the fat man would be able to swallow the pill in peace, but when I shoved the pill into his mouth, I realized that I was muttering about the fat man's naughtiness.

I shoved the pill into his mouth and didn't see a reaction from him halfway through. I was depressed and put my head over curiously. Frowning at his face. Suddenly, when it was too late, the fat man's mouth opened, and with a whoosh, the pill spit out of his mouth.

I was looking at him face to face, and their heads were at exactly parallel angles. He spat it so violently that the pill jumped straight up and into my throat in a daze.

By the time I realized what was going on, the pill was stuck in my throat, causing me to jump up and down, beat my chest and buckle my throat, and after nearly five minutes of unremitting efforts, I choked on tears and pulled the pill out of my throat.

After deducting the pill, I was so busy squatting in the corner and sobbing saliva, damn, this is so disgusting, I actually ate the fat man's saliva in silence.

I admit that even after a long time, I still have an indescribable strange smell in my throat, and I don't know if it is the smell of fat man's saliva or the taste of pills, in short, it is uncomfortable to death.

At this moment, I want to kick the fat man on the bed to death, but ...... Serious matters, in order to take care of the overall situation, I could only resist the urge to beat him up, took out a pill from the bottle and stuffed it into his mouth.

After learning the lesson of the last time, this time I learned to be completely smart, after stuffing the pill, I hurriedly took a few steps back, squatted aside and quietly stared at the fat man, and after a minute, after seeing that the fat man did not react, I thought he had swallowed the pill, so I breathed a sigh of relief and stood up leisurely.

Suddenly, there was another pop, and the fat man's lips pursed, and a black thing spat out of his mouth again.

I opened my mouth wide at this time, and my face was incredulous, Nima's, I can spit it out like this, it's too weird.

Surprised, I realized that I had made a fatal mistake again, and that was me...... Mouth wide open.

With a whoosh, the pill slashed through the air in a gorgeous arc, flew from the head of the bed to where I stood, slipped into my throat again, and ...... I accidentally swallowed the pill and swallowed it.

I...... After all the calculations, I still ate the saliva of the fat man and his old man. At this moment, the desire to cry without tears can no longer describe the sadness of my mood.

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The third time, resisting the urge to chop the fat man, I carefully poured one out of the bottle and stuffed it into his mouth.

As soon as the pill was stuffed in, I immediately bounced three meters like a rabbit.

Just kidding, after the first two lessons, I still don't learn the elf point, am I really a fool?

With a grunt, I saw the fat man's throat surge, and surprisingly the pill was not spit out by the fat man again, but was swallowed by him.

When I was surprised why the fat man was so obedient this time, I suddenly felt a burst of urine in my lower body, and I hurriedly ran to the toilet.

On the way back from going to the toilet, I watched the fat man run out of the room with his hazy sleepy eyes, and as soon as he came out, he went straight to the toilet.

After going to the toilet several times in a row and rhythmically, and peeing a few times, I finally found a problem...... It turns out that this thousand catties of drunken pills are the same as hangover pills, which excrete alcohol by urinating.

"Ah...... Talk about why I'm so energetic. "The fat man after a few trips to the toilet stretched out on the bed, and the expression on his face was very obscene and unbeaten.

Not to mention that the fat man is so energetic, even I now feel as if my whole body has been washed by a hot spring, and my whole body is full of inexhaustible energy, and the whole person is radiant and energetic.

Thousands of pounds are not drunk, and they really live up to their reputation!

Just when I was sighing at the effect of the Thousand Pounds Not Drunk Pill, the fat man who was naturally stupid said at this time that it was not worth his life to pit the dead.

"Hey, since we're all so energetic, let's go out and find Wei Xiong to drink again."

"Don't make a fuss, let's get down to business, I just gave you a thousand catties of not drunk pills." I slapped the fat man on the back of the head and grabbed him hard.

The fat man looked at me suspiciously: "What are you doing with that thing for me, everyone is drinking and having fun, aren't you forcing me to cheat?" Why don't you have so much wine?"

I......

Well, for the sake of your youth and ignorance, I endure, I continue to endure.

"Do you know what I just saw on Wei Xiong? ...... resisted the urge to beat the fat man to death, and I slowly told Wei Xiong about the red lines of the mountain prisoner and the hair mound marks that Wei Xiong saw.

Fortunately, the fat man was not stupid, and soon he could distinguish the context of the whole thing.

"You mean to say that Wei Xiong is going to follow his uncle to rob the tomb in the near future?"

After I nodded, the fat man immediately prepared to rush out of the living room.

"What are you doing?" I grabbed him

The fat man said as a matter of course: "Of course it's to stop Wei Xiong, the risk of robbing the tomb is very high, and it is impossible to make a fortune like this." ”

I gave him a blank look: "Do you think Wei Xiong will listen to us?" ”

The fat man paused for a moment, then scratched his head and said, "That's right, he definitely won't listen to us." ”

As brothers, it is natural to understand each other's personalities. Among the three people, Wei Xiong is the most righteous and responsible. But he also has a bad point, that is, stubbornness. As long as he decides something, that is, the nine cows may not be able to pull him back.

And from his words before, it is not difficult to hear that the one who accompanied him to rob the tomb was his own uncle. The Faqiu lineage is different from the other three factions of moving mountains and mountains to touch gold, and most of them are relatives who go together to rob tombs. It can be said that Faqiu is the one with the most important concept of kinship among the four factions.

Since he is his own uncle, there is no reason why he can't believe it. In addition, Wei Xiong's concept of wanting to improve the material life of his family is not a matter of one or two days. Therefore, it is undoubtedly more difficult to change Wei Xiong's decision to rob the tomb.

"Then you say, what should we do, we can't watch Wei Xiong go to death, right? You also know that the acquired "mountain prisoner red lines" are not a joke, the year before last, we have all seen people with this kind of acquired lines on their faces, and their results are all sideways after daylight without exception. The fat man drooped his head and couldn't help sighing: "Forget it, I'll use the plum blossom to count a hexagram first." ”

After that, the fat man pinched his five fingers and made a hexagram in his hand.

Although the fat man's plum blossom Yishu has always been known as a dead father, but the last time I predicted the water ghost in the countryside, it was very accurate, and thinking of this, my already decadent heart rekindled hope.

I looked at the fat man nervously, hoping that his hexagram would be extremely good, but the more time passed, the colder my heart became. Because, in the process of hexagram measurement, the fat man's expression is always changing for no reason, from decadence to paleness. Eventually, his face had turned a miserable white.

"Gen Mountain is trapped and the water cannot come out, the water is dead, the upper Gen is the grave, the lower Gen is the yin and yang point, the earthquake wood in the hexagram is the coffin, and the Gen hexagram is the cemetery......" The fat man said with a blank eye: "In the past, the Qianlong Emperor sent Tuqin Bao to encircle and suppress the Salar riots. Tuchinbao was trapped in the mountains and eventually died under siege. …… Back then, Tuchin Bao met an old man, and the same hexagram was measured, Genshan was trapped in water, and the water died...... Wei Xiong is also a Renshui person. ”

At this point, the hexagram is clear at a glance, and my mood can't help but be even heavier.

"Is there a way to save it?" I looked at the fat man expectantly, hoping that there was a way to save this dead end.

"Yes......" the fat man nodded heavily.

My desperate heart rekindled hope, and I looked at the fat man expectantly: "What"

"Tell Wei Xiong not to go, just stay at home." The fat man grinned, revealing his white teeth.

He was greeted by a merciless burst of my heart, at this moment I rioted, and I could no longer tolerate his whimsical alternative thinking, and he shot hard and beat mercilessly.

"Okay, okay, let's be serious, I know Wei Xiong won't listen to us, isn't there a way to do this?" The fat man scurried around with his head in his hands, and explained innocently.

"Hurry up, don't give me a fucking waste of time, Wei Xiong will leave tomorrow."

"Renshui was trapped in the Gen Mountain, and finally the water died and could not flow out of the sea, but at this time, if Gengjin helped, the situation could be described as very different." The fat man is colorful

"How?" My eyes lit up, and I stared at the fat man

The fat man immediately replied without hesitation: "Genshan belongs to the soil, and Wei Xiong is the Renshui in the hexagram, Renshui is trapped in the mountains and is in a weak position. At this time, if there is Gengjin to help and borrow gold to generate water potential, it will be out of control. Although the water is soft, when the water is stronger than the mountain, it can also turn into a flood and wash away the mountain. After a pause, the fat man continued: "Even if the water is not stronger than the mountain, you can also use the sharpness of Gengjin to split the Gen Mountain, and then there will be a gap in the water to flow out, and you can turn the desperate situation into a life." ”

"You mean to say that let's send a weapon to Wei Xiong and let him take it to rob the tomb." My eyes lit up, and I couldn't help but start the association.

The fat man nodded immediately, but immediately shook his head: "This strategy is the next policy, it can only bring one vitality, if we want to increase our certainty, we have to ...... Borrowing. In the last two words, the fat man's tone was aggravated, and he was frustrated.

"Good...... We will now test each other's eight characters to see if they are in a prosperous year. I replied without hesitation