Chapter 403: The Most Shameless Man in History
I saw that Hua Tian's face was like a pockmark, covered with bloody pits, although he was on guard and took the antidote pill prepared in the morning, but the poison of the poison queen was also extraordinary, and it still eroded his face.
Poison Ji held the sleeve arrow on her shoulder: "Hanada, aren't you also ready to attack me at all times?" Hmph, you are still poisoning arrows? I don't want to think that the old lady is the ancestor who poisoned her. As he spoke, he also took out a large amount of antidote from his bosom and stuffed it into his mouth.
Hua Tian pulled out his ribs, and was just about to step forward to chase after the victory, completely extinguishing the hidden danger of the poisonous concubine, when he suddenly screamed, spurting out a stream of blood from his mouth, and his face changed drastically: "Stinky bitch, your poison is even more ferocious than I heard before!" As he spoke, he found the antidote and swallowed it in his mouth.
Poison Ji giggled: "You idiot is asking about my secret poison everywhere, someone has already reached my ears, how can I let you get your wish?" Sue you, the poison you heard about is wrong in everything from ingredients to proportions! Hahaha--well, ah, it hurts, what poison did you put on the Hidden Arrow?! ”
I saw that the shoulder of the poison queen who was hit by the sleeve arrow was suddenly black and swollen, and a black gas spread straight towards her neck, obviously, the antidote she swallowed just now could not restrain the arrow wound.
Although Hua Tian himself was highly poisoned, he couldn't help but say proudly: "Poison Ji, Poison Ji, you are bent on dealing with others, but you didn't expect others to do everything possible to deal with you, right?" You follow the wind demon Gray Taro as a prestige, and I don't know how many ninjas think about you to die, I heard that I am going to deal with you, and someone has already sent me a carefully prepared poison that you can't dissolve! ”
Hanada and Poison Ji, like two poisonous snakes in human skin, spit poisonous letters and fangs at each other, smiling and smiling in front of the abduction and stabbing behind the back, showing the hypocrisy and shamelessness of the Japanese slaves.
Flutter, a voice suddenly laughed next to him: "Wonderful, it's so exciting." It's the best Shameless show I've ever seen, it's a classic. ”
Hua Tian and Poison Ji were startled at the same time, and the two of them looked at the source of the sound together, but saw that it was not Bai Xiaofei who made the sound, but who was it?
I saw that his body was scarred, he was pierced through his back and chest by Hua Tian's knife, and his hand was cut off by Poison Ji, and Bai Xiaofei, who was lying on the ground with only breath out and no air intake, patted the ashes on his body at this time, and actually got up from the ground with a bone, shook his head and said: "Fight, why don't you fight?" It's okay, I'm just a shower, you just fight, beat each other's dog brains, that's good. ”
"Cousin, you're too much to breathe, just let them eat the dog for a while." The appetizer milk of the dissected person next to him also got up from the ground, and there were still long intestines hanging on his belly, and he sighed at Bai Xiaofei.
Bai Xiaofei scratched his head: "I'm sorry, I really haven't seen anyone more despicable than these slaves, whether it is external or internal, they are as cunning and ferocious as poisonous snakes." Yu Xiaojia, if you encounter a Japanese slave in the future, be careful, remember, only a dead Japanese slave is a good Japanese slave. ”
Yu Xiaojia lifted the masonry that was pressing on her, glanced at Hua Tian and Poison Ji, and her face was full of deep disgust: "Don't worry, Bai Xiaofei, it's dirty to say a word to this kind of beast, how can I trust them?" ”
Lin Xinyi picked up her head from the ground, put it back on her neck, and said in a loud voice: "What nonsense? Kill the Japanese slaves! Uncle Bai Xiaofei, leave that poisonous concubine to me! It was she who manipulated Li Bai to kill Uncle Zhang, and I want to avenge Uncle Zhang! ”
Bai Xiaofei's eyes were as sharp as knives, and he said in a deep voice: "Revenge? Of course we want to take revenge, these few slaves, who died with cannibalism, are all stained with the blood of my Yanhuang people, and we set up this situation, isn't it just to lure them out and kill them? Unexpectedly, the effect was much better than we expected, and without even us deliberately provoking, these Japanese ninjas fought in the nest and ended up with many people. For the rest of them, let's take them to the Yasukuni Shrine. ”
Hua Tian, Poison Ji, Heavenly Ghosts, and Dolphin Ghosts have already gathered together, and they know that their group has fallen for Bai Xiaofei and others! Magic! This must be a very, very top-level illusion, making everyone think that Bai Xiaofei and his party are fighting in the house!
Sure enough, after a burst of light distorted, Bai Xiaofei and the others revealed their original form, where there was any severed hands, abdomen, head and body, all of them were healthy and healthy, jumping around, and not even a single hair fell out.
Bai Xiaofei pointed at the poisonous queen: "What are you still doing with a bunch of stinky shit?" Haha, I know, the Japanese slaves like to eat stinky shit the most, and hold it in their hands as a treasure. ”
Poison Ji immediately guessed that Bai Xiaofei was laughing at the fact that the heirloom jade seal she desperately grabbed in her hand was fake, although she knew that under the illusion, it would be absolutely impossible for her to win the real jade seal, but she couldn't help but turn her head to look at her hand, and after just one look, she screamed in horror - shit, what she was holding in her hand was really a stinky piece of shit!
The shit was exposed to the sun, the outside had dried and crusted, but the inside was still thin, and the poison queen grabbed the shit for fear that it would be forcibly taken away by the flower field, so she worked very hard, so that the dry and hard shell had been broken, and her slender fingers were sinking into the rotten shit!
Any beautiful woman has a habit of cleanliness, and Poison Ji is no exception, she grabbed a bunch of shit, it was worse than being slashed, screamed and threw out the shit, wiped her dirty hands on a dead ninja's clothes, poor ninja, and was wiped with shit after she died.
Bai Xiaofei and the others looked at the wolf appearance of the poisonous queen, and laughed again, Bai Xiaofei raised his voice and said: "Ling Lan, Lan Hai, it is really a match made in heaven for the two of you to join forces, this illusion is perfectly performed, and these slaves can't be fooled." ”
There was another burst of light and shadow distortion in the air, Ling Lan and Lan Hai appeared hand in hand, Lan Hai smiled and said: "This is also because the Japanese slaves are too evil-minded, they were originally wary of each other and calculating each other, if it was our illusion that provoked them at the beginning, then later when the Japanese slaves killed each other, it was their own ghost minds that were making trouble." ”
Ling Lan shook off Lan Hai's hand - the two of them held hands together, which could make the spiritual power highly integrated, and she frowned: "Lan Hai, what are you proud of?" The script of the illusion just now was completely full of loopholes, and it was almost seen through by the heavenly ghosts, if it weren't for the greedy and shameless Japanese slaves, they wouldn't have been fooled by this at all. I will write the script for the next illusion, you know, the quality of a script is the key to the success of the whole illusion. When the dark sun magician used illusion to trap Bai Xiaofei, it was because he didn't grasp Xiaowei's psychology that he missed the stuffing in his speech and demeanor. ”
Lan Hai smiled, although Ling Lan complained in his mouth, he was actually very concerned about the results of the first attempt of the two to cooperate with the Psychic Ability, otherwise, he would not have said anything about continuing to cooperate next time.
Lan Hai smiled generously at Ling Lan, in his eyes, Ling Lan's festering face due to nuclear radiation was more beautiful than any idol star, because for people who can read minds, appearance is never nothing, and the heart is truly precious and truly worthy of love.
Ling Lan, even if he didn't need to read minds at this time, he could feel Lan Hai's feelings for him, his face flushed, and he snorted: "This is still on the battlefield, what are you thinking about......
Bai Xiaofei said with a smile: "There is nothing to do next, it's time for us to play." Before he could finish speaking, a figure emerged from the void, his eyes red: "You killed my father!" I want to avenge my father! "It's not Sun Xiaohou, which one is it?
Lin Xinyi also rushed towards the poisonous queen, a pair of giant arms whistling, and she couldn't wait to slap the poisonous queen into a meatloaf with one palm.
At this time, Chubby and Linglong also appeared one after another, pounced on the heavenly ghosts and dolphin ghosts, and wanted to wipe out these Japanese ninjas.
Hanada and Poison Ji glanced at each other, the two of them were equally shameless, but they were also equally smart, and they all roared in unison: "Heavenly ghost! Dolphin ghosts! Stop the Yellow Warriors! As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to each other and handed the antidote to the poison he had inscribed, and both of them knew that if they didn't work together this time, they would really be loyal to the country of locusts!
Lin Xinyi's momentum was suddenly blocked by the heavenly ghost, the heavenly ghost rotated at high speed and rushed towards Lin Xinyi, Yu Xiaojia shouted "Be careful", and a stream of broken bricks and tiles smashed towards the heavenly ghost, but I didn't expect that the broken bricks and tiles were actually counterattacked by the high-speed rotating heavenly ghost, and Yu Xiaojia hurriedly blew the masonry to the side.
Seeing that Yu Xiaojia was in trouble, Xiaopang raised his two knives and went towards the heavenly ghost, with a clang, a series of golden and iron sounds, and the spikes on Xiaopang and the heavenly ghost had already exchanged several moves.
The guinea ghost didn't say a word, Teng Teng rushed towards Bai Xiaofei and the others, Linglong saw that it was a power-type ninja, and suddenly itchy: "You get out of the way, let me come!" A Linglong rushed up and punched the guinea ghost in the stomach, but what he didn't get was that this blow with a hundred times the strength of ordinary people, the guinea ghost didn't care, and even the speed did not decrease, and it hit it directly, and Linglong's doppelganger flew back upside down, his arm hanging, and he was actually broken by the force of the shock.
Linglong's eyes lit up: "So strong!" Shoulder to shoulder! "14 Linglong attacked at the same time, surrounded the guinea ghosts, and for a while the ashes flew and they became a ball.
Bai Xiaofei always stared at Hanada and Poison Ji, the two of them were the most important targets of this battle, Bai Xiaofei knew that these two were the core figures of the Japanese ninjas, and if they could be killed, they would definitely be able to deal a heavy blow to the Japanese slaves.
Hanada and Poison Ji moved, and the two suddenly hugged each other, and then, disappeared!
Hua Tian, the first ninja in the invisibility technique, the poison queen, the poison and the psychic technique have been passed down by the ancestors, the two let go of their hatred, teamed up to fight against Bai Xiaofei and others, and actually disappeared in front of everyone!
Bai Xiaofei roared, the iron horse corpse brother came with his hooves raised, Bai Xiaofei jumped on the horse's back, held the Guan Gong knife in his hand, and flew in the air: "Everyone, beware of the sneak attack of the invisible slaves!" ”