In the midst of the two hip-hop fighting, Zhang Xiaodao blocked his hands in front of him, and just laughed and said: "Hehe, don't touch me, it's itching, it's itching, hahahaha......" Xiao Baolan looked at him, thinking that he was angry and funny, holding a broom pimple in one hand to cheer, and the other hand was to go up and screw him and said: "I'll let you talk nonsense, I'll let you talk nonsense,......."

Zhang Xiaodao now feels that Xiao Baolan is itching all over her body as soon as she touches herself, especially her angry eighth woman! It's ridiculously urgent! Hahahaha! "Please, God! Hurry up and let the zombie eat his friend! Ha ha! When the time comes, I'll take advantage of it! Hahahaha! ......" Xiao Baolan blushed even more when she heard this, and stomped her feet and said, "Hmph! Besides, I'll ignore you! Zhang Xiaodao slowed down, put down his hands to block and raise his knees to defend, looked at Xiao Baolan's angry appearance, smiled, and then said: "Hehe, okay, okay, oops, hehe, I won't say it, I won't say it, I'll laugh to death." As soon as she saw Zhang Xiaodao let down her defense, Xiao Baolan's eyes were treacherous, and she said in her heart: "If you think of a way, I will fix you!" ”

Xiao Baolan said with her hands behind her back: "Hey, Zhang Xiaodao, I really don't understand you, you will be a human and a ghost for a while, which side is you." ”

Zhang Xiaodao's two small round eyes rolled and said: "Hey, the eighth woman of the capital, you don't use this to bluff me, hehe, I, Zhang Xiaodao, is now jumping out of the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements, unrestrained, what you say I am is what I am!" Hey. ”

"Cut! …… I think you're a pig's head. …… Hahaha, by the way, you're a pig's head! Hahahaha......" Seeing Xiao Baolan get carried away and finish speaking, Zhang Xiaodao's face turned eggplant on the spot. After Xiao Baolan finished laughing, she suddenly admired a ripe big eggplant again, and said with laughter on the spot: "What you say is what you are, is that right?" … Is it good? … Kindness? … Hahahaha......"

The ripe eggplant walked away and sat down and said, "Hmph, even if you caught my handle, I won't talk about it today." ”

Xiao Baolan covered her mouth, followed up and said with a look on her face: "Ah, it turns out that outside the Three Realms,... Kindness? So what is it? Saying that, Xiao Baolan pretended to look to the side, "... Oh... It turned out to be a pig's head! … Hahahaha..."

After listening to the big eggplant, it was almost black.

Xiao Baolan looked at the big eggplant that was about to turn black, and then looked at Zhang Xiaodao's home, and then found two plastic green leaves and put them beside him. Big eggplant wondered. Xiao Baolan took two steps back, appreciated it for a while, and said: "This year's agricultural products are really good, especially the eggplant variety. Wow, it's so purple, it's so black, it's so mature. …… Hahahaha...... "laughed and bent over.

Zhang Xiaodao fluttered and dusted the plastic green leaves to the ground. Then he said, "Hey! I beg you, don't laugh, okay. The meat is numb. …… Eh, it's so cold, someone has a ghost. ……”

"Huh...... Whoever told you to say mine first, you deserve it! Hahaha...... "Squatting on the ground and holding his stomach."

"Okay, okay, count you awesome, I can't say you can do it." Zhang Xiaodao said in surrender.

"Cut. …… Dare to provoke this girl again! Be careful I give you a good look! Xiao Baolan stood up and said with color in her eyebrows. Zhang Xiaodao pouted and said, "Hmph! You've got a lot of handles! ”

After the two finished speaking, they sat down in peace. One person was gray and embarrassed, and the other smiled and defiantly looked at him.

Zhang Xiaodao leaned against his quilt, his face against the wall and thought. Think of a way to get her cheaper and come to it again. Hey, hey, hey. It's not interesting at all. Right. If you can't eat grapes, I don't know if they're sour or sweet, but you can't just water, turn the soil, catch insects, fertilize, and just do these voluntary labors. Yes, that is. What kind of gentleman are you in these years, hehe! It's still a villain. Hee Xi Xi Xi ......

Someone thought about it, wow, a big bad wolf just appeared.

Zhang Xiaodao turned around and looked at Xiao Baolan and said, "Hey, the eighth woman of Dadu, you are bored looking at it, how about we play poker?" Xiao Baolan continued to smile Lingda, and when she saw that the eggplant had faded, she didn't know what tricks he wanted to play, so she said: "How to play, you pig-headed eggplant will talk about it first." ”

Zhang Xiaodao saw that Xiao Baolan was-for-tat, and said angrily: "Well, let's play three cards, also called cockfighting, or fraud Jinhua." You know? "Yes. Know. … You just tell me how to get there. ”

Zhang Xiaodao smiled and said, "Well, how about the bet?" ”

Xiao Baolan smiled when she heard this, and said, "Cut, I'm afraid of you." ”

"Good! Ha ha! It's worthy of most of them, refreshing. Then I'll talk about mine first! Zhang Xiaodao saw that Xiao Baolan had followed her feelings, and her heart was beaming with joy.

"You say." Xiao Baolan said bluntly.

"Well, if I win, you'll lose a finger to me, win once, lose one. Win twice, lose two. Win five times and your hand will be mine, how's that? Hey, hey, hey, hey......"

When Xiao Baolan heard this, she said, "Your skin is really thick!" Hum! ”

Zhang Xiaodao took it away and said with a smile: "Hmph, what's wrong, don't you dare?" You can also choose yours. Fair enough! ”

Xiao Baolan stared at Zhang Xiaodao, who was already pregnant with bad intentions for a while, moved her heart, and then said with a sly smile: "I'm afraid of you, I'll come!" ”

Zhang Xiaodao was overjoyed. "Then how about you win?" ”

"Huh? … Hehe, you lie on the ground and pretend to be a turtle for me to ride! Haha, win once, ride for a day. Win twice, ride for two days. Win five times and you'll be my mount turtle! How's it going? Hahahaha......"

"It's ,... You're too ruthless, aren't you? Zhang Xiaodao said scratching his head.

"Don't you come, don't count, I just don't want to play, huh." Xiao Baolan pretended to stop and said.

As soon as I heard it, I was in a hurry, "Okay, okay, hehe, you dare to play, hehe." After Zhang Xiaodao finished speaking, he went to get the props.

Bringing the playing cards, the two of them each sat on a broken sofa, Zhang Xiaodao pulled out the contents, and threw the card box to the side of the table. Xiao Baolan Feng looked at it, and saw that in the card box, Zhang Xiaodao accidentally fell inside, and that one was still a red heart A.

Zhang Xiaodao took the card and said, "I'll take a box of cigarettes first." Wait. So saying, he went away. Xiao Baolan seized the opportunity at this time and found the forgotten red heart A. Zhang Xiaodao went outside, pretending to be looking for cigarettes, and quietly made marks on a few big cards. "The point is K, the road is A......"

"You hurry up,... What are you doing? Xiao Baolan said urgically.

"Oh, okay, okay......" Zhang Xiaodao didn't finish his hurry yet, so he hurriedly took a cigarette and pretended to come back, and whispered in his heart: "It's enough to have these few." ”

Come back, sit down, be serious, look like nothing has happened. Shuffle the cards. Zhang Xiaodao said instructively: "Let's talk about it first, I am willing to lose the bet!" No one is allowed to go back! How's it going? ”

"Of course." A model of self-confidence. Xiao Baolan replied disdainfully.

"Hehe, that's good, I'm afraid you'll cry." A proud model. Zhang Xiaodao said happily.

"Who cries is not necessarily, one game and one count or what?" Xiao Baolan asked.

"That's right! Hurry up, hehe, just one game at a time, well, dare to compare a game, don't dare to compare even a game. ”

"Okay."

"Do you deal the cards or do I deal the cards?" Zhang Xiaodao asked.

"You're good at it."

"That's good." was about to send it, and Xiao Baolan immediately cut it.

Exploitation.

One person got three.

Zhang Xiaodao's small round eyes stared at the back of the card tightly, and he found that Xiao Baolan actually got the two aces that he had made a Taoist mark, and that one seemed to be a miscellaneous card. "Well, at most it's a double A, this plate can't be compared."

Xiao Baolan picked up her cards and looked at them, two A's! I looked at the one hidden under me again, and I was overjoyed, and said secretly! "You're dead!"

Zhang Xiaodao picked up his cards and looked at them!

"Wow! It turned out to be a straight flush! Hahahaha! I sent it! It's a win! After Zhang Xiaodao finished speaking, he said to Xiao Baolan with his head held high: "How is it?" Do you dare to compare? Aren't you afraid? Hahahaha......"

"Cut! I'm afraid you'll run away! ”

"You ??? so confident" Zhang Xiaodao asked suddenly.

Xiao Baolan pretended to say, "Are the two the same size?" ”

Zhang Xiaodao turned his worries into joy and said: "Of course it's big, it's big!" ”

"That's good, then I'll dare to compare."

"Okay, show the cards, I'm a straight flush JQK! Hahahaha...... How's it going? Get your hands on it! Zhang Xiaodao said with a triumphant smile.

"Oh. Here you go. Xiao Baolan said indifferently.

Syllable!

Gently squeeze. !!!!!!!!!! Three Strip A Division!

A person was stupid on the spot!

The little round eyes are almost indistinguishable!

Scratching his head, what are the three A's?!

Zhang Xiaodao looked at Xiao Baolan and raised his stunned face.

Xiao Baolan looked at Zhang Xiaodao indifferently and said, "Hurry up!" ”

"What, what?"

"Get down and play turtle! What! ”

Zhang Xiaodao dialed the three aces again, and then said, "Not coming?" What do you say when you're done playing? ”

"Cut! Whoever says to forget it together! One game is one game! Xiao Baolan said angrily.

"Oh." Zhang Xiaodao was really stunned.

"Hurry up! Hurry up and lie down and dress up! Xiao Baolan urged.

"What a pretence??? ......" said someone who wanted to repent.

"Nonsense! … Who just said that he was willing to gamble and lose. ……”

"Oh." After Zhang Xiaodao finished answering, Xiao Yuan's eyes rolled and he thought, "Forget it, just pretend once, or you won't be able to play in the future." To put a long line, hang the big fish! Hey! ...... to the

After thinking about it, a turtle mount was produced!

Xiao Baolan looks at this free turtle mount! Childlike innocence! I felt super exciting, so I put on a mat, and put on a mount rein, and then began to relax the field! "Ahahahaha......ha

Until.

The turtle mount biting the reins spoke, "Okay, okay?" … The pants are all grinding! ”

"Drive! Less nonsense! … It's all your own doing, hehehehe......"

The turtle mount biting the reins is furious!

said: "When I win yours, let's talk about it, hum!" ”……

After a while, Xiao Baolan used her mobile phone to record and play music at the same time.

Just listen.

"Horses run ......." .......

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