[Title]: My cute demon girlfriend

[Author]: Three lives have hatred

[Introduction]: Live broadcast: The sad history of my brother after becoming a female cat.

I'm destined to bring disaster stars, from birth to now in my sophomore year, I don't know how many unfortunate things I have experienced.

I thought that the suffering had come to an end, but since I met an ugly stray cat, bigger and more disasters had just begun

"Sister Tanuki, I'm already very obedient, please let me go?!"

"Sister Tanuki, if you torture me like this again, I'll just shoot me in two, find a big-breasted sister and hit her head!"

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I have known You Hate for a long time, in my opinion, he is a man with a very good story, but he is also a tight-lipped person, I have tried many times, but he refuses to say anything. It wasn't until tonight that he opened up and told an old story.

After listening to this, I felt that I could not calm down for a long time, and after obtaining his consent, I decided to make it public. Next, please listen to me, dare to love and hate, tear-jerking, "The Legend of Roots!!

Ten years ago, there was a hero in the rivers and lakes, who was born out of thin air, shook the world, and set off a storm of the boss in Dongsheng Shenzhou, which has lasted for ten years. The impact and consequences are unprecedented.

Until now, some deep resentful women can remember the name that makes their hearts flutter: Three lives have roots!

There is a root is the current hatred, although there is a difference of one word, but there is a world of difference. As for why the name was changed, there is a story here.

Back then, Brother Yougen was a very strong man, his skin was always tight and tight, and that thing was always straight.

There is an inexhaustible strength in the root, and there is an endless X in the root.

So the land of the rooted family is always fertile.

There was once an old gentleman who looked at feng shui, looked around the field of the root family, and said: The essence of heaven and earth is gathered here, and after a thousand years, it is possible to grow a ginseng fruit tree. Of course, these are digressions, so I won't show them for the time being.

In other words, Yougen not only does farm work well, but also gives birth to children very well. gave birth to three and three have roots, so they gradually became famous in the rivers and lakes, and people gave them the nickname: Three lives have roots.

But there's one thing you don't forget. People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, trees are afraid of attracting wind, and beautiful women are afraid of perverts.

The name of Sansheng has roots and finally reached the ears of the Family Planning Commission.

As a result, the old lady of the Family Planning Commission almost stepped on the iron threshold of Yougen's family, urging day by day, asking for it every month, she was even more diligent than a loan shark, and forced Yougen to pay the fine.

Yougen was forced to be helpless, and in order to make a living, he opened an infertility diagnosis and treatment hospital.

As the saying goes, go with the treatment, no surgery, no surgery, no rest on holidays, root to the disease, no sequelae, no complications. Regardless of whether the man has oligospermia, dead sperm, or has had ligation surgery. As long as the woman stays in the treatment room for ten seconds, she will definitely be able to conceive, and it must be a boy. It has fulfilled the child-rearing dreams of thousands of families.

However, there are many good things and many bad fates. One day, a strong man came to Yougen's clinic and asked, "Can you guarantee my wife's pregnancy?" ”

Yougen replied confidently: "As long as your wife is okay with that." ”

Dahan said: "Of course there is no problem, great, now that technology is developed, the two of us can finally have our own baby." ”

Yougen pointed to the cubicle next to him: "Lead your wife in, you wait outside." I changed my clothes and started the treatment right away. ”

Dahan nodded. I'm going to call my wife.

It is said that Yougen changed into a strong outfit, he was really handsome, I saw him wearing a purple and gold phoenix tail crown, wearing gold chain mail, wearing Yunbu water boots, wearing a fragrant white bath towel, chewing two pieces of gum, and holding a bottle of Viagra. Lewd laughed: "Little lady, Ben Langzhong is here." ”

On that day, a few gasps were accompanied by a cry of pain, three low roars and two pleas for forgiveness. If you really want to welcome or refuse, if you leave. Hearing that, the passers-by scratched their ears and cheeks, and their faces were red and their ears were red!

Later, Dahan took his wife and left. And the clinic with roots was closed for three days before it opened.

Unexpectedly, ten months later, Dahan called a group of people to make trouble in the hospital, claiming that Yougen was a charlatan, and his wife was not pregnant at all, not only demolished Yougen's signboard, but also beat him heavily.

Yougen sighed, feeling unhappy, so he completely closed the hospital and never washed his hands from then on.

On that day, the red sun fell in the west, and the yellow flowers fell. There was a root standing on the steps, clutching the old wound from ten months ago on his buttocks.

He muttered to himself: "I have roots in three lives, and I have been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades, and I finally met an opponent." Who knows, the other party is actually a pair of Gay (Gay is a-Sisyphus note). Hey, my roots are not only useless, but are being used by the other party, by the other party, hey! Don't talk about it. ”

Yougen is gone, his back is very lonely, but there is a throbbing in his heart: "Although the anal sphincter was supported and incontinent for three days in a row, the taste of that day was something I had never tasted in my life." ”

After being unemployed, Yougen was incognito and lived in the rivers and lakes, and no one knew where he went, except for the aunt of the Family Planning Commission!

In order to repay the remaining fines, Yougen began to write online articles. When I first started writing, although Yougen's writing was old, he was very slow to update, and he was always scolded for being a cripple.

Until one day, Yougen was in the author group, and unexpectedly obtained two mantras: "Writing should be like Taishi Gong, and it is better to break the root of life and keep changing." It is said that these two sentences are the supreme magic tricks in the online literature industry, and those who understand it can get the lifelong inheritance of a great god thousands of years ago, and become a god on the ground.

There is a root of hard thinking, all kinds of research. In the ethereal peak, the nonsensical cliff, after several years of cold and heat, wind and rain, solid as a rock. Finally, the road to prove.

These two mantras should be the old things of the Western Han Dynasty. Taishi ordered Sima Qian, who would rather accept the corrupt punishment than insist on writing the story of the historical record.

After figuring out this section, Yougen did not hesitate, he picked up Wang Mazi (Wang Mazi kitchen knife, created in the Shunzhi period, the quality is wonderful, short hair, and iron is sharpened like clay - Sisyphus Note).

Yougen stretched out his hand and pulled it, untied his belt, and Wang Mazi in his hand slashed it heavily. As the saying goes, the knife is fast, and the pen is like a god.

After the knife was lowered, a ray of light suddenly fell from the sky, and then an ancient muttering sounded in the valley: "This kind of secret method to improve strength, but no one has used it for a long time. This little friend, I didn't expect that you could understand the mantra left by the old man, so I will give it to you with this inheritance. ”

The glow shone on Yougen's body, and Yougen felt that his hands were full of strength. The inheritance of Taishi Ling, he got !!

A new god has risen in the online literature world. The speed is so fast, the people who hear it are staggering, and the achievements are so high that it is earth-shattering.

Woohoo, silkworm potato, slightly lost literary talent, Tang family three less, slightly less coquettish, a generation of gods, the third uncle of the southern faction, only know how to dig graves with shovels. All the past, a few romantic characters, there is a root and the most dick!

Flowers bloom and fall, flowers fall and flowers bloom. The young children are old, and the sideburns of the red-faced girl finally saw white hair.

When Yougen finally paid enough fines, sat on the manuscript fee, and was ready to enjoy life, he found that the most important thing on his body was no longer there.

If you have money, you have roots, and you regret that you exchanged roots for money in the first place.

An inch of gold for an inch of gold, and it is difficult to buy an inch of gold.

There is a root who wants to cry without tears, looking up to the sky and sighing: "Hate! Hate! Hate! ”

So, since then, the name has been changed: [Three Lives Have Hate] (In fact, there are three hateful sounds, and they screamed three times in a row.) However, the great god code words are fast, and it is inevitable that there will be typos, so if you make a mistake, it will become three lives with hatred - Sisyphus Note).