Chapter 166: Old Liar
After listening to Baisuan Immortal's words, Lao Wu subconsciously touched the back of his hand with his hand, but what could he have behind him? At most, the clothes they were wearing, and when they looked back, there was nothing but the two of them in the somewhat dirty room.
Lao Wu looked at Baisuan Immortal and muttered in his heart: "This fucking old god stick, eighty percent is scaring people here!" Then he saw that Baisuan Xian's white eyes seemed to be staring at him, like taking a step next to him, but he didn't expect the old guy's head to slowly rotate with his movement, Lao Wu hurriedly stretched out his hand and put it in front of him to test it, shaking all the way.
Bai Shuxian raised his hand and scratched it in front of him a few times, "Don't get it, I'm really blind, although I don't have a pair of tricks, but my ears are still ruthless, you move so loudly, I must know where you are." ”
Lao Wu asked him, "Then why can you see a woman behind me?" Which woman? What does it look like? ”
Baisuan Xian tilted his head and blinked, this time he didn't use those white eyes to look at Lao Wu, lowered his head and said, "You don't want to know what that woman looks like, and let you bring it to me, it's really terrible!" After speaking, Bai Shuxian fumbled and took out an object from the drawer of the low cabinet behind him, pressed it on his forehead, and muttered something he didn't know what he was talking about.
Lao Wu stood aside and looked at him like that, and he didn't know how long it was, the endless chatter of the Baisuan Immortal, he really didn't have the patience to wait, so he said loudly: "What are you doing!" What kind of mantra to reiterate! Is there an end? ”
"Don't, don't worry, hurry, hurry! Wait a little longer, and you'll be done! Bai Shuxian waved his hand and continued to chatter.
Originally, the babbling of the Baisuan Immortal God made me a little anxious, but suddenly I could finally hear the last thing that the Baisuan Immortal was talking about, which seemed to be what King Kong was invited to. He is now very sensitive to the word "Feng", and he has let that tablet make trouble. finally waited for the hundred immortals to finish talking, so they hurriedly asked him what he was doing?
Baisuan said with a smile: "I gave you a superordinate!" ”
"Fuck you! Fool me?! As soon as Lao Wu heard this, he was on fire at that time, and he hadn't died yet!
Baisuan Xian hurriedly waved his hand to ask him not to make such a loud noise, and then listened to a few people in the courtyard outside the window still talking, and didn't notice the movement in the house, so he pouted and said, "I haven't finished talking yet!" You're so big-tempered, you're scary! Listen to me, I've just read all the scriptures I've heard before, and if there's anything dirty on you, it's definitely going to run away now, so it's not you who is overpowered, it's what follows you. Now that you're saved, do you have to do some good? ”
Lao Wu looked at Bai Shuxian with a dark face, and scolded him ten thousand times in his heart. The once rumored Baisuan Immortal, now that he has seen the real person, it is more unreliable than the blind fortune teller on the street, so he said angrily: "I said, why are you always blind when you can pinch and calculate?" How much enmity do you have to have with your eyes to be blinded? "This is very bad, and a fool can hear it, Lao Wu is scolding.
But Baisuan Immortal was not annoyed, opened a pair of empty moves, looked at the opposite wall, and slowly shook his head and said: "Neither is it, the eyes are spiritual, psychic, and heart-to-heart, and it is often better to not see than to see, and the province scares yourself to death." ”
Lao Wu didn't believe him now, so he asked him: "What can scare people to death?" Why am I so willing to believe you? After speaking, he turned his head and was about to go out.
"Since you know me and Tang Songming, then you must know how he died, right?" Bai Suan Xian suddenly said such a sentence and kept Lao Wu.
Tang Songming used Hu Wan to help him open the cast iron door of the tomb, and then he was going to kill Hu Wan and Lao Wu, they were black and black, but the old fox Hu Wan was too ghostly, and he actually tricked Tang Songming into the tomb, because he triggered the laughing Buddha mound mechanism and died tragically in the tomb, that time only Lao Wu came out alive, and it was also the last time he went to rob the tomb, so at that time, Lao Wu was still very impressed by the people present, but the deepest memory was Hu Wan and Tang Songming.
Lao Wu turned his back and said, "He died in the tomb, and I was also present at the time." ”
Bai Shuxian said with a gloomy smile: "After Tang Songming died, those bandits will definitely be leaderless, remember just in time for those years to suppress the bandits, and they were all destroyed in the courtyard." In fact, the reason why I left early is because I saw their end, although I have lived a few more years now, but a pair of tricks have been taken away by God and I have become blind. And I also know that after you come, I will die soon, because we are also more destined, so I will do my best to help you. ”
Listening to Baisuan Xian's call, Lao Wu understood, and couldn't help but be a little moved, just about to turn around to thank him, when he saw Baisuan Xian stretching out his hand and spreading it flat, he quickly grabbed it and said, "If you can really help me, then I don't know how to thank you." But Bai Shuxian shook off his hand, revealing a mouth full of yellow teeth, and said with a smile: "One yard to one yard, give the oxcart money first!" ”
A few people in the courtyard were talking, and suddenly heard Lao Wu's scolding from the house: "You grandma is a liar!" ”
After waiting for the people outside to rush in, he saw that Lao Wu was excitedly grabbing Baisuan Immortal's collar, almost didn't pick him up, and his other hand clenched his fist and wanted to hammer him. This frightened Wang Xi, and quickly let go of Lao Wu's hand and put it on the kang for his father.
Baisuan Immortal helped his son, and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, this brother is a man of temperament, I like him very much!" Okay, it's not too early, they still have something to do, so hurry up and put the oxen on the cart and send them away. Wang Xi was honest and listened to his father's words very much, and when Baisuan said this, he went out to prepare. Lao Wu asked Baishu to be too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and threw down some money and went out.
This ox cart is rarely used in ordinary times, sometimes Wang Xi will drive the ox cart to the county town to deliver mountain goods and skins, although the cart is not big, spread some thick hay and sit soft. The third brother got into the car and was a little crowded, but he didn't say that he would fall, so he sat on the side of the car and walked in front of his legs, Wang Xi drove the ox cart along the path and walked towards the west.
At this time, the sun was setting in the west, blocked by the thick dense forests on both sides, and not a single ray of sunlight could be penetrated. The swaying ox cart was in stark contrast to when they came out of the county.
Lao Wu sat on the soft hay, remembering that he had also made this kind of cart pulled by cows and donkeys when he was a child, and felt a little strange. But suddenly I found that the old liar Baisuan Immortal had groped his way out of the door, and was still standing at the door, waving his hand with his back to them. Lao Wu was happy in his heart, and secretly laughed and scolded this old blind man, he didn't know where he went, and he came out to send it.
As soon as he thought of this, the Baisuan Immortal slowly put down his hand, and then suddenly turned his head and looked at Lao Wu with a pair of white eyes, with a strange smile on his face.
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