390 An unquiet wedding
It didn't take long for me to wake up. Musou also woke up.
After an initial period of confusion and nervousness, the two of us quickly became calm.
Then I watched TV on the couch like I was fine.
Cao Cao has been busy with the arrangement. A face is happy, and there are no superfluous words.
Actually, he was very strange. Because when we met him, he said that he wanted to get the pill to help Li's mother recover her health.
But after leaving the Jizo king, he didn't talk about it again.
I asked him during this period, but he kept hesitating and refused to go into details. I also said I could help him. But he shook his head and politely refused.
If I were him, I would definitely rush back non-stop and guard Mama Li, instead of being here, helping others arrange the wedding.
Cao Cao's explanation for this is: "Life and death are fate. He didn't want to force it anymore. Mama Li should be able to survive for a while. Not at this time. And the joy of me and Wushuang is only once in a lifetime. He wanted to stay and do his best to be a friend. ”
There is nothing wrong with this explanation. But I always felt a little unsure.
There was a lot of chaos at home, and everyone was busy. I don't do anything with Wushuang, which is a bit inappropriate. However, my mother was adamant that we would not be allowed to do it.
In desperation, I offered to go out for a walk. Musou readily agreed. It seems that she is also a little uncomfortable in her heart.
We walked on the streets of Zhengzhou. Look at the pedestrians coming and going. There is a lot of traffic.
The stall is shouting. The car is honking. Frightened passers-by are scolding. The aunts trembled and crossed the road with dignity. The old man was still fighting cocks. The restaurant proprietress is pouring dirty water into the alley.
I sighed: "A few years have passed. It's lively again, as if the disaster a few years ago didn't exist. ”
Wushuang casually took an apple from a fruit vendor, and while eating it, he said, "It's been so long, if you don't mention it, who still knows?" If it weren't for the morgues, I'd have forgotten about them. ”
The two of us ate apples and walked forward. But the vendor in the back quit. He caught up with us and stopped in front of us: "What's the matter with you two?" Is it a robbery? ”
Wushuang waited for innocent eyes: "What is the robbery?" What do you mean? ”
The vendor pointed to the apple in his handsless hands: "You snatch my apple." If you don't give money, forget it. I didn't even say hello. Young and good-looking, what's wrong with it? How do you make a thief? ”
Wushuang smiled: "Seeing that you are so fierce, I didn't want to give you money." Still, see you so honest. I won't bother with you. ”
Then Wushuang casually took out a piece of money from his pocket, and without looking at how big it was, he stuffed it into the vendor's hand.
I looked at her speechlessly: "Vulgar, vulgar is unbearable." It seems that even those who have been lying in a coffin for twenty years are not exempt from vulgarity. ”
The peddler had reached out to take the money. Suddenly, he screamed. Then he fell to the ground and fled.
I looked at the vendor in surprise. Suddenly, I felt a ghostly aura around my body.
I casually pulled out my peachwood sword and shouted, "What's the situation?" ”
Musou pointed in one direction: "There." ”
The two of us ran over as fast as we could, carrying peachwood swords. However, halfway through the run, the ghost aura disappeared.
Wushuang stood in the middle of the street and said, "It's from the underworld." ”
I nodded, "That's right." He must have gone into hiding in the underworld. ”
Suddenly, I thought of something, and said with some fear: "It's broken, it's broken." Turn the tiger away from the mountain. ”
The two of us ran back as fast as we could. The streets are bustling with people. We simply jumped to the top of the building.
On that day, everyone will definitely be watching. However, I can't care about that much.
I used to be careful when I jumped over the wall. But now, I can jump around at will on dozens of floors, and I admire my courage a little.
When we ran to the community, we saw my parents posting happy words outside the community. Everything was normal, and the two of them were talking beamingly.
Suddenly, my mom turned around and saw me and Wushuang panting across the road. Smile and beckon, let's pass.
I walked over and nervously asked, "Did anything just happen?" ”
My mom looked at me strangely, "No, it's all good." What's going on with the two of you? How to pant and look at this head sweat? Was there a fight? ”
I waved my hand, "No." It's okay. What about the old ginger? ”
My mom pointed to the supermarket across the road: "They're going to buy something." It's going to have to be set up. ”
I nodded, and then I was relieved.
The rest of the day was peaceful. But Wushuang and I both felt that the mountain rain was coming, and the wind was full of buildings. The two of us were like bodyguards, standing near my parents all the time, never daring to leave.
We know that the people of the underworld have not yet achieved their goal, and they must have some other intentions.
During this period, we also tried to find out the news of the longevity party. However, since the last time Musou unveiled the Jizo King, they hadn't moved.
These three days passed peacefully. Nothing happened again. The paper money that often appeared out of thin air has also disappeared.
In my mom's words, "Maybe the money owed has already been paid off." ”
The day of marriage has finally arrived.
I wore a suit and felt like a dog, and I didn't feel well.
Wushuang also wore a wedding dress, but she kept dragging here and there with her two hands, and it could be seen that she was also very unaccustomed to it.
The main venue for the wedding is at the entrance of the community. There are more than a dozen tables set up here. Let's have all kinds of seven aunts and eight aunts. Chinese are like this, no matter who they are, they have a lot of relatives, and it may be rare to see each other in normal times, but once it comes to the red and white happy event, even if it all comes out.
A host who sucks Mandarin jumps and jumps on the stage. All sorts of tricks and asking weird questions.
For example, he asked me, "Mr. Xu You, where did you meet this beauty?" ”
This question made me hesitate. The first time I saw Musou was at the night market. But that's just her soul. The first time I saw her body was in the coffin shop. Which one should I answer, though?
I was hesitating, but the host said with a smirk: "Have you forgotten such an important issue?" It seems that the newlyweds will be kneeling on the washboard on the first day of marriage. ”
Wushuang scratched his head, and then replied honestly, "I forgot too." Xu Yu. The first time you saw me, I guess it was in the coffin shop, when I was still lying in the coffin. ”
As soon as these words came out, the audience was in an uproar.
Relatives exchanged heads. And I clearly heard my mother's face of remorse: "These two children are too inaccurate to speak." I've been working on my new house for the past few days. I just forgot to teach them. ”
The celebrant of the wedding was very professional. I guess I've seen all kinds of strange things. He reacted immediately and said, "Good sign. Coffin coffin. Get promoted and make a fortune. I see that Mr. Xu You's face is like a crown of jade, and his ears are hanging down his shoulders, he is a blessed man. At least you have to be the secretary of the county party committee. ”
I secretly slandered in my heart: "It's really unscrupulous." When I am Liu Bei? ”
What follows is a cumbersome set of procedures. It's a chapel and a ring. A wedding that is even more bizarre than the combination of Chinese and Western medicine.
It's easy to get it done. An elder took me and Wushuang and began to toast from table to table.
However, we have just walked off the stage. I felt a ghostly aura rushing towards me.
Wushuang and I reflexively pulled out the peachwood sword from our bodies.
For a moment, the frolicking relatives all quieted down.
My mom came over and said with a worried look on her face, "What's the matter with you two?" How do you get married and still carry this thing? Wushuang, you told me about your hand, how did you hide it in your wedding dress? ”
Then, without saying a word, she took the two swords away.
I didn't argue with her, after all, with our current strength, it doesn't matter if we don't have a peachwood sword.
We didn't care about etiquette. What grows young and orderly. Following that ghostly aura, I slowly walked to a table.
There was a group of old people sitting at this table. They looked surprised. One of them held a wine glass and said happily, "What? Xu You, do you want to drink with us old men? ”
I hesitated for two seconds, then shook my head.