Chapter 535: A Day Tour of Elijah's Shadow City

On the wide balcony, four eyes confronted each other three meters apart, and there was a zone of low pressure within a radius of five meters.

On the one hand, Ilya, who came to undergo a physical examination today according to the plan and came to play with the "big brother" by the way, on the other hand, he was released by a certain head of state just now and was rudely treated as a doll's mercury lamp, and the two silver-haired "little Lori" stared at each other with needletips, and the atmosphere was estimated to be the same as when Sasaki met Miyamoto Musashi, sorry, I have a nonsense.

"Hey, who are you? Why do you want to nest in the arms of your big brother? I wonder if that place is exclusive to Elijah? ”

The silver-haired "Lori" armor was the first to attack with Ling Ran's momentum.

Sorry to interrupt, but as long as Pandora, Viska, and Bubbles were present, you didn't manage to monopolize them, did you?

"Who is rare in that position" The mercury lamp was already sprinkled with evil fire in his stomach, and at this time it happened to detonate the explosive barrel, "It's all that fool who is rude, but it's you, where did you come from?" ”

"Ahem, I'll say a couple of ......"

I coughed dryly twice and tried to persuade this metal storm and a magic bomb (not completely) to fight here, and although the house may not collapse, the potted plants left by Lilina must be finished.

Eh, did I mention the time of my death?

"Shut up" "Big brother don't talk"

Well, you two quarrel, I'll watch.

However, thanks to my lord's blessing, the two scourges still did not quarrel after the last day, because my sister suddenly pushed open the balcony door and came in: "Ah Jun, do you see Ilya?" said that she wanted to check her body first, so she ran away first...... Ah, it's here, and the mercury lamp is there......"

It was quite obvious that the moment my sister appeared, the figures of 92.3cm and 133cm trembled for a moment, and then changed their expressions at an alarming speed, the two little guys approached each other, and Ilya stretched out her hand to the mercury lamp with a kind smile on her face: "Ah, my name is Illya Sophie?" Feng? Einzberen, is the big brother's favorite sister, please take care of me when we meet for the first time. ”

"Uh...... The first meeting, the mercury lamp, is ...... It's ......"

"Bubbles' recently researched prototype of a new generation of artificial intelligence, codenamed Primary, is good at collecting Dragon Balls and tying feather dusters, dreaming of breaking through a meter of height tomorrow spring." I found an opportunity to fight back, and while the mercury lamp that I couldn't resist under my sister's aura was in an honest state, I didn't hesitate to make a big statement.

Then I watched the two little girls grit their teeth at an angle that my sister couldn't see, and the mercury lamp also peeked at me and gnashed her teeth, from this angle to complete such a difficult facial expression, I really want to know how Lu Daoluo really did it, is she still majoring in polymer materials?

"It seems that the relationship is very good," the elder sister, who is always a little nervous in unexpected places, didn't know it, but just kept a warm smile and looked at the two "little girls" in front of her, "Then make a friend, mercury lamp, especially you, you're usually too withdrawn, this time I met a new friend, I must get rid of the bad habit of putting barrage everywhere, if there is a fight...... Sister, I'm going to punish you~~~Hehe~~~"

There was that black aura

I take back what I just said, my sister is not nervous at all, in dealing with awkward children, my sister has honed unimaginable skills in me since I was a child, and no matter how good the acting level of Mercury Lantern and Ilya is, I can't escape my sister's fiery eyes......

Mercury Lantern and Ilya shivered neatly, and the two biggest ones wisely chose to accept their fate at this moment, and then respectfully watched their sister leave.

"Well, it's over, although I don't know what Lu Dao is for, but I instinctively feel that I have provoked a very powerful big sister, and I always feel that I will be riddled with all kinds of diseases, poor and lonely, and after drawing the last match, I froze to death at half past eleven at night on the third pole step at the gate of a mansion," Ilya said with a bitter expression, almost incoherently.

Uh, sister, has your curse already developed towards the high-end? And Ilya, what a murderous ability you have, you can't be a disciple secretly taught by Lin Xue's girl, right?

"Hmph, it's a big deal to be obedient in the next few days."

Mercury Lantern glanced at Ilya disdainfully, and the two girls who didn't deal with each other as soon as they met did not forget to fight everywhere, "It's you, stupid, I'll remember what you said just now, no matter what reason you have, I'm already angry."

Pat on the pap, cat on the pap.

I amusedly slapped the head of the mercury lamp twice on the hard mouth, I already knew what the other party's reaction was to say those words, I naturally wouldn't mind her unkindness, in fact, the mercury lamp just looked angry but didn't lose his mind on the spot, which has surprised me very much, if I guessed correctly, it was just a manifestation of panic: a certain rose girl has always believed that as the only goal of survival suddenly turned out to be just her own wishful thinking, The huge panic caused Mercury Lantern to choose to ignore the facts and just find someone to spread the fire, and this reaction proves one thing: Daddy's aura has found the soil to take root and sprout, just waiting for an opportunity to show its might.

Ahem, I'm not Lolicon - that's in theory.

"Bang" The mercury lamp slapped my hand away for the first time, turned her head and flew away, because of the ban just now from my sister, she didn't dare to put the metal storm indiscriminately for the time being, but she still put down a vicious sentence: "Don't touch me, I hate you now, so don't think about touching me again"

"Bang"

This idiot...... How many times has this been the first time today that you have fallen because you hit a barrier?

"Big brother, where did that big puppet come from?" Ilya looked dissatisfiedly in the direction in which the mercury lamp fell, "It's too rude to the big brother, Ilya killed her"

"Hey," I pressed Ilya's little head, "Forgot how I taught you before?" Don't talk about killing people or anything like that, you have to be an ordinary girl, and first establish a normal outlook on life for me."

"Hmm...... Big brother is so stern......" Ilya pursed her lips dissatisfied, "Ilya doesn't think there's anything wrong with this, it's just the big brother's will, so just obey." ”

Alas, what more can I say?

Since she was a child, she was a tool that was "manufactured", Ilya's unconscionable parents never gave her the slightest care, everything this little girl received was a preparation for the advent of the Holy Grail, including endless transformation, magic tests, endurance training, this kind of inhuman thing has accompanied her for more than ten years since she remembered, if it wasn't for the fact that she had been like this since she was a baby, so that Ilya took everything for granted, I'm afraid that even a special soldier would not be able to accept this kind of destruction, and relatively, But no one has ever cared about Ilya's inner shaping - tools can only be tools, disposable consumables that will die in their teens anyway, and instead of focusing on unnecessary waste, it is better to make this "little chalice" a little more perfect, this is the logic of those magicians.

After such a childhood, where did Ilya get a normal outlook on life?

She can kill with a smile, just because she is slightly unhappy, because she doesn't know that it is wrong to kill people

The cruelest people in the world are the babies who are as pure as paper, because they are indifferent to everything, and Ilya is also pure and white, although she seems to be much more normal now, but I guess it will take a long time to establish a perfect and normal outlook on life.

What else can I say in the face of such a her?

"Go get your body checked," I tapped the little girl's head lightly, "Tavel has prepared a new body for you, exactly like your current form, and Jingle Bell has helped, I'm sure you'll be happy with that body." ”

"Don't" Contrary to my expectations, Ilya shook her head resolutely, "Ilya doesn't like the body she is like now"

"Huh?"

"Ilya doesn't want to be a child who doesn't grow up" The silver-haired "little Lori" shook her head firmly, "It would be great if I could grow up, Ilya should have the same adult body as Sister Sandora"

"But I think it's good now." With 120,000 points of sincerity, I looked at Ilya and said, I need to reiterate here that I am not Lolicon.

It's not a lack of heart

"But if this is just a child......" Ilya still looked depressed, lowered her head and drew circles with her fingers together, "I can't marry a big brother......"

Two seconds later.

"What do you say?" I was overjoyed...... Ahem, shocked, "Who told you this mess?" ”

"It's Tosaka," Ilya unceremoniously called the last name of a certain eldest lady, "She asked Ilya to memorize this sentence before going to England, saying that as long as she said this in front of her eldest brother, she could see the change of expression on the eldest brother's face with joy and then surprise, it must be funny, it seems that she didn't lie to me."

Tosaka ...... You black to the bones of the eldest lady deserve to live in poverty for the rest of your life, and you can only live by calculating the rent of aliens

I complained about Tosaka in my heart, and I still sent Ilya, who wanted to grow up and marry, to Shadow City semi-forcedly, and asked her to go for a physical examination.

It's expensive to do anything these days, change a body, especially a body that the goddess of life personally participated in, it's not the same as changing a big pants, you say you can return it if you don't like it?

"Wow ahhh

It was completely as I expected, Ilya, who came to Shadow City for the first time, was shouting like this almost all the way, leading the roadside traversers to bend their waists, and the girl who was completely childlike didn't understand the reserve and hypocrisy that a person of her (psychological) age should have, but wantonly expressed her deep excitement, "It's a big spaceship, big brother, there's a big spaceship over there...... Ah, there's a big, big giant who has also passed big brother, is this city your capital? It's amazing...... Wow, the army, it's the army, and is that the legendary power armor? A big brother with a minotaur in power armor is really the best."

Hey, is there an inevitable connection between the Minotaur and the Big Brother the most powerful?

But seeing that Ilya's face is now full of innocent smiles from the heart, I don't care about this girl's ambiguous way of speaking, maybe she has experienced real happiness since she was a child, and some are just distorted joy...... Well, let her play for a while.

"Big brother, who are those people over there?"

"That's Avatar, a group of people who have been forcibly demolished and have no way out."

"Big brother, what's that? It's glowing."

"That's a Super Saiyan, who claims to be a heretic, but it's said to have come from time and space confusion, and I don't know the story of Dragon Ball."

"Big brother, it's so strange that there's a person over there, his right hand is red and red, and it's still locked."

"Oh, that's a ghost swordsman from the Arad continent, it seems to be called Niu Zai Tianshen Ma, and his name is ......."

How many strange guys have been in Shadow City lately?

"Huh? Big brother, that's Nozomi ...... What kind of imperial animal is Shiling? It's so cute, like a combination of a rabbit and a cat, and there are two gold rings on the ears."

"Oh, that thing is called QB......"

After three seconds of sudden silence, in Ilya's puzzled gaze, I turned my head and called: "The director of the Women's Federation of the Imperial Guard, the Imperial Guard, the Urban Management Assistant, and the Street Office are all here for me."

The Terminator immediately blocked all the way.

"Grab that QB and send it to Sandora - just say it's a snack for her, and if there is something like this in the future, don't say a word, just throw it into the reactor for me, in the Imperial Shadow City, QB and Long Aotian are not allowed to enter"

A group of violent people suddenly agreed, and the expression on their faces followed the virgin body of an otaku for thirty years and then suddenly met the soft and comfortable of Icarus from the sky, and when I asked, I realized that I was not the only one who had a grudge against that bastard cat and rabbit in Shadow City, and that strange thing that cat is not a cat and a rabbit has been conscientiously engaged in pyramid schemes throughout Shadow City since it was sent over, claiming that as long as you sign a Laoshzi agreement, you can transform into a magical girl, Not only can you instantly master the science of large-scale fire suppression and precise fixed-point blasting skills, but you can also fly at Mach 3.5 in the air in defiance of the laws of physics, and sign an agreement to turn positive, and give a sexy and cool cute overalls - the condition is that every time you wear it, you must change your clothes in public in a deadly way, in the words of the director of the Imperial Street Office here, an unknown junior commander, that is, an instigator who is more bastard than Sicaro, But no one knows what to do with Lu Dao: in the current situation of the strange inhabitants of the Lu Realm in all ages, even if we have been rabbits, we have to define Ya as a highly intelligent creature, and no one knows whether the guy named QB should be protected by the "Cross-World Lu Realm Protection Law".

But now, everyone can confirm that QB has no human rights, just like Long Aotian.

"Well, in this case, Ding Dong will have to work overtime to repair the deviation of the world realm......"

A small and cute head melon came out of my jacket pocket, and I looked at a certain nine-turn rabbit demon who was thrown into the phase cage and said depressedly.

"Little one, remember one thing," I took out a small dot from my pocket, held it in front of my eyes and said seriously, "For love and peace and the resentment of the girl and the healing of the majority of otaku and more importantly, for the head of the headless senpai, QB must die"

The little guy nodded half-incomprehensibly, and then said firmly: "Since it is what Ah Jun meant, it must be a very important thing, Ding Dong will notify the former classmates that QB is listed as a prohibited creature"

Hmph, the evil QB clan, let the Nine Heavens Gods and Buddhas collectively target, I will see how long you can jump

"Big brother, is that little animal a dangerous thing just now?"

At this time, Ilya found an opportunity to interject, and said with pity.

"Ilya, you can't just look at the surface," I patted Ilya's little head seriously, feeling that the feel was still a little worse than Pandora's, is it because this height is not used to it? "That creature just now is a kind of yin beast.,Specializing in deceiving girls with cute appearance.,Trick the other party into signing a magical girl's contract.,And then do this and that's very enviable...... Ahem, righteous indignation, so remember to cherish life at all times and stay away from magical girls - who was that just now, you said QB was preaching in the city? Did it cause any harm? ”

"Your Majesty, that creature hasn't made any progress"

The emperor I called the emperor gave me a general introduction to the process of QB's mission here, and I knew in my heart, to be honest, a little sympathetic to that rabbit.

The first time it was sold to Liana - the latter gave Ya an uppercut on the spot, and the second time he found Sister Misaka, who said that he would have a meeting with his more than 10,000 sisters first, and the dead rabbit sifted the chaff on the spot and left, and the third time came to Lola? Stewart's door—he left with twenty hardcover Bibles in his hands, looking like he had been brainwashed, and for the fourth time it ran into Sylvia, theoretically the best one in the entire Shadow City.

Here's what happened:

QB: "Hello. ”

Sylvia: "......"

QB：“…… Come and sign a contract with me and become a magical girl......"

Sylvia: "......"

QB: "Whatever your wishes, I can help you make them happen." ”

Sylvia: "......"

QB left with a hurt expression.

Sylvia: "Ahh Nobody—"

Fifth ...... QB still ran into Sylvia, at least as it thought it would, and this time the other party responded to its greeting, and then, without further ado, turned around and sprang away at Mach 5: it was a raven, the Empire's original - magical girl.

The rabbit cat was stimulated by this magical girl who was born and raised in the world, and he didn't go out for a whole day to engage in sales.

Sixth ...... I really admire the perseverance of a professional salesman, and he even went so far as to carry out the sixth ...... Well, it doesn't seem to be the same situation, it didn't make the sixth sales pitch, the fifth Raven Magical Girl has already disheartened QB, and the sixth time it encountered a counter-sale: a mysterious uncle in a black suit, wearing sunglasses on his face, and a small satchel in his hand intercepted QB......

This is the only thing that has ever impressed me with Sicarlo's piracy business, and he can actually make those female artists who are both virtuous and artistic into the heart of a rabbit

These are the most dedicated and bastard salesmen in history, Comrade QB William James, in the Shadow City, and the experience of the last few days of his entire life journey, which makes people cry when they hear it.