Chapter 504: A macho man with 12 condoms a week

Among these three people, except for Lao Yutou, they were all born after the reform and opening up, and they did not experience the era of ticket shortages of materials, and they knew nothing about the planned economy under public ownership.

But this plan was only launched for half a day before it was over.

At noon, in the cafeteria, Sha Qing and Che Yongbo looked at each other at the table: for the sake of fairness, the cafeteria used a ration of plates. Today, the boys of the armed forces have eaten plates cleaner than those licked by dogs, and most of the children can eat them, but there are many leftovers on the women's plates. It's good that those young men in the armed forces department have good women, and they can take a good plate and take a few bites, but if they don't have a good relationship, they can't be cheeky enough to eat other people's saliva.

To be honest, when we were eating at the same table, we didn't think there was anything inappropriate when you stretched out a chopstick and I scooped a spoonful, but now when you start a meal system and eat what others have eaten, you feel tired.

Old Yu stomped his feet beside him: "See, see, I said a long time ago that this big canteen is not good, in the past three difficult years, most of them were eaten by the commune canteen, this person eats different amounts, tastes are different, and it is difficult to adjust the mouth, this canteen can't eat." ”

Sha Qing was unconvinced: "Then let the people in the cafeteria cook a few more dishes." Before the words came out, he also knew that it was inappropriate, Aunt Cui who cooked vegetables and rice were all rural women, and they were not hotel chefs, and the raw materials were limited, so there were only these big pot dishes to be cooked. Otherwise, why did Wang Decheng have Cai Chunlei to burn private kitchen dishes to arouse envy and jealousy.

Lao Yu said: "Listen to me, don't do it in the canteen, let's put the materials in everyone's hands, let them live by themselves, I see that the new comrades in Gulin Town are all in pairs, originally a family, they live a small life by themselves, and they are free to adjust each other." Not to mention how beautiful. ”

Well, in the afternoon of the same day, the finance department changed to distribute a fixed amount of materials per person, and the three of them lay on the desk for a long time and calculated, and decided to distribute a week's living materials first - the whole monthly amount is too large, and it is impossible to send vegetables for a month at once, even this week is enough. When Uncle Chen of the Ministry of Agriculture heard that he was asked to prepare a week's worth of vegetables for each person, he jumped to his feet with anger. The greenhouse has a lot of output, and it is all pulled out, and it is not enough to make up the amount of a week per person.

Finally, everything from rice, vegetables, soy sauce, salt, and monosodium glutamate to clothes and shoes was included in a large bag and distributed to everyone.

Next. The finance department immediately ushered in a lot of suggestions, and Xu Weiwei shouted as soon as she entered the door: "What about sanitary napkins?" You don't know that we women need to use sanitary napkins. ”

Sha Qing shrank his neck, he really forgot, and hurriedly took a few packs of sanitary napkins to Xu Weiwei, he was also interested: "Trouble Sister Xu to tell the female comrades." Come in the afternoon to make up for it. Xu Weiwei snorted and was about to leave, but paused again: "By the way, not all female comrades need this thing, there are a few older and younger, they don't need it." ”

looked at the back of Xu Weiwei leaving. Sha Qing asked stupidly, "What did Sister Xu mean by what she said just now?" ”

Che Yongbo finally couldn't help it: "Do you have a brain? What kind of sanitary napkins do non-menstruating lesbians want! ”

Sha Qing suddenly realized that older women and younger girls don't menstruate. He just wanted to write down the names of a few female comrades who didn't need sanitary napkins on the computer, but he stopped, looked at Che Yongbo, and then looked at Lao Yutou: "That, which female comrade doesn't have menstruation, or not." Who's going to ask? ”

Che Yongbo covered his face, and even had the thought of hitting the wall.

But this is not the end, Li Bo sneakily came to the door while no one was sneaky, pulled Lao Yutou and said, "Old Yutou, I'll get a few condoms." ”…,

"What condom?"

"What else can it be, of course...... That cover. ”

Old Yu suddenly realized: "Ah, it's that cover." ”

"Yes, yes, yes."

"Aren't you and Xu Weiwei going through the days, what else do you want to do?"

"Hey, I don't want to wear that thing - you know, how uncomfortable it is. But Weiwei said that she doesn't want children yet, and there is no way, so I have to suffer a little more. I originally took this thing from the drugstore, but now all the supplies in the town have been looted by your finance department, and the house has just run out, so I have to ask you for it. ”

Old Yu was helpless and handed over a piece of paper: "Here, let's make a report." ”

After a while, the three directors of the finance department stared at Li Bo lying on the table and hurriedly typed the report, Sha Qing stuck out his tongue: "Want 12 condoms?" Is it a month's supply? ”

Li Bo raised a finger embarrassedly: "It's a week's amount." ”

Stallion, you! This has to attract the hatred of many men who haven't started a family in Yashan.

When Li Bo left, Che Yongbo said expressionlessly: "Remember, let's do an investigation later, find out who else needs condoms, this thing is also a non-renewable material, we have to strictly manage it - 12 per household a week?!" It's a waste! ”

Sha Qing grinned, don't you waste it? With a fairy-like wife like Xu Weiwei, she has to use 12 condoms a week to change herself!

When it was time to eat dinner, a large number of young men from the armed forces department rushed in, and took the lead in throwing a pot in front of the three directors of the finance department: "You are deliberately tossing people, aren't you?" Let's cook our own food?! Except for instant noodles, who knows how to cook? ”

Old Yu looked at it, and the pot was a black mess that couldn't tell what it was.

The boys of the armed forces department complained: "What's wrong with eating in the canteen? Although Aunt Cui's food is not delicious, she is full. ”

Temporarily distributed instant noodles to the young men of the armed forces, the three new directors looked at each other, Sha Qing complained to the old Yu Tou and said: "My Uncle Yu, you have experienced the planned economy, and you are the leader of one party, how to distribute such a simple matter as the distribution of materials is as unclear as our hairy young men?" ”

Old Yu said: "How can I manage this kind of specific affairs in Houyin so carefully?" Sometimes reports come up. I signed it with one glance. ”

Che Yongbo said: "Don't mention the old Huang calendar, let's talk about it, how to do this material supply?" ”

Sha Qing thought for a while: "Or, let's send money, right?" Each person is paid a salary, and whatever they like to eat can be bought in the canteen or store. ”

Che Yongbo and Lao Yu's eyes lit up, and Che Yongbo hesitated: "This method is okay, but the question is what do we use as money?" ”

Sha Qing said: "Do you still need to ask?" Of course, it's with soft sister coins, this money is all over the street, and it's all thrown away as garbage. Let's pick it up and use it. ”

Che Yongbo and Lao Yu looked at him like idiots, the more Sha Qing said, the quieter his voice became, the more bold he became, he pondered for a moment, and slapped his thigh: "Damn, this soft girl coin is everywhere, if they pick up one casually and use it in the cafeteria, we won't be able to find out." ”

The trio decided to go back to the old ways. Try to divide the various types of materials into more details, taking into account the needs of everyone.

After two days of trial, Huang Donghua came to the door: "Grandpa Yu, can you give me some chocolate?" ”

Candy, this thing is distributed by everyone in the finance department, because it can't stand the yelling of girls to eat snacks. Besides, candy is not a strategic material, and it will deteriorate due to moisture after a long time, so there is no need to hide it.

Old Yu Tou rubbed Huang Donghua's head: "What? So you're going to run out of candy so quickly? No, everyone's candy has a quota, Grandpa Yu can't break the rules. ”…,

Huang Donghua said aggrievedly: "I didn't want it for myself. It's for Sister Chen Qiong. Huang Donghua privately found that Chen Qiong loved chocolate very much - although Chen Qiong went down the mountain, he secretly did not stop exercising his abilities, and chocolate and other candies were consumed very quickly - Huang Donghua quietly gave Chen Qiong all his chocolates.

In the past, Chen Qiong had to push it when she encountered this kind of thing, but she could consider exercising her abilities as soon as possible to help her parents. Chen Qiong took it without hesitation, and this move made Huang Donghua believe that Chen Qiong needed chocolate very much.

As soon as Huang Donghua said this, Lao Yutou was about to go to the warehouse to get chocolates, but Che Yongbo next to him stopped him: "Old Yutou, we can't set this precedent." I know that this Chen Qiong is the daughter of the king's chief. Although she is not biological, she is more precious than her biological one, and she wants worthless candy. But rules are rules, and they can't be broken in our own hands. ”

Before Old Yu could say anything, Huang Donghua was anxious: "Isn't it just some chocolate, most of the candies in the warehouse were found from the supermarket by Wang Bi'an with us." Forget it, it's better to beg for others than for yourself, I'll go to the town to look for it now, hum, there are a few houses still occupied by zombies, I killed zombies and found candy, it should be mine, right? ”

Che Yongbo said quietly: "All the seizures will be returned to the public." ”

Huang Donghua was dumbfounded, stomped his feet, and walked away full of grievances.

Sending Huang Donghua away angrily, the atmosphere in the finance department was dull for a while, and after a while, the old man Yu said: "The old man Chen of the Ministry of Agriculture came to me and said that there are several old people in his department, with high blood pressure, diabetes, gout, arthritis and other diseases, all of whom have to take medicine for a long time. ”

Sha Qing leaned back in the chair: "Let them go to the Ministry of Health." The last time we went to count the medicines, he said that he wouldn't let us enter the pharmacy, saying that we had no professional medical knowledge, and it would be bad to mess up the medicines, so he only gave us a handwritten list and sent it away. ”

Che Yongbo said: "Minister Qian Zhengang's attitude is a little blunt, but he also said that he will support our work, except for emergency surgery, daily sexual medication will come to us for filing and approval." This kind of commonly used medicine, we really need to plan, we can't use it openly, don't look at the small amount of medicine, but we can't stand to eat it every day. Now there are not many elderly people in Yashan, but who can say for sure in the future, if the dosage is not controlled now, new patients will come in the future, what to eat? ”

Old Yu Tou was a little unhappy: "Car cashier, this medicine is life-saving, how do you say control it?" Cut the dosage? It's going to kill you! ”

Che Yongbo said: "Why can't you control it?" In the past, when everyone was messing around outside, didn't they survive the myrrh. I repeat, if you can save it, we have to think about it for the long term, you can't say that some people come to Yashan first, they will use it first, and all the materials will be consumed, so what about the people who come later? Should they die? Without resources, what do we rely on to attract new arrivals? ”

Old Yu was a little anxious. Damn, Che Yongbo's words are stirring up the contradiction between the old and the new in Yashan, without us old people laying these resources, can you newcomers enjoy it as soon as you arrive in Yashan? It's good now, but blame our old people for taking up too many resources?

Lao Yu was just about to slap the table and get angry, and suddenly thought that this health center was beaten by Wang Lu's family and Feng Haiqi and Zhou Chunyu. What qualifications do you have to accuse Che Yongbo?

Old Yu Tou stared at Che Yongbo. After a while, he held back a sentence: "I have no opinion on controlling the dosage of medicines, but I can't kill people." ”…,

Che Yongbo sighed: "Old Yu Tou - Major General Yu Minghai, it's not that I don't care about human feelings, many resources in Yashan are irreplaceable, use a little less." You ask the old people to do work, and they used to eat two pills, but now they take one pill instead, and they use it every day. Now it is changed to the next day, such as diabetes, gout, arthritis, etc., which can be adjusted by diet and lifestyle, try to take as little medicine as possible. Old Yutou, I'm also for everyone's good, this medicine is really going to run out, and they themselves are just as unlucky. ”

Old Yu nodded reluctantly. He himself is also old, although his body and bones are okay now, but he can't stand when he will get geriatric cardiovascular disease, and he will need to take medicine for a long time. Speaking of which, it is also good for his future medical security. Lao Yu said: "Anything else is good to say, that is, it is winter now, when this cardiovascular disease is most likely to attack, this medicine does not dare to reduce the amount, if it is not good, it will kill people, and then reduce it when the weather is warm in spring." ”

Che Yongbo also knows this truth. Every winter, when the temperature drops sharply, there are many elderly people who die of cardiovascular disease, he nodded.

Sha Qing said beside him: "Let's put aside the matter of this medicine for now, let's talk about this quota." As soon as these words came out, Lao Yutou and Che Yongbo sighed in unison.

The three of them were depressed for many days, and finally came up with a way, they came to the meeting today, and they wanted to ask Wang Lu to decide.

The three of them said the plan in a hurry. Wang Lu heard this, and glared at the boss: "What?!" Let me sign on the soft sister coin, in case of counterfeiting, the signed soft sister coin as the legal tender of Yashan? ”

Che Yongbo said: "Yes, this is a plan that our finance department has considered for a long time to decide, all Yashan materials and services are commercialized, and the pricing refers to the average price before the outbreak of the end times. Then each person is given a sum of money, what they want to eat and what they want, they can buy it in the store and canteen, and the service of the health center is the same. ”

He used to oppose two reforms the most, the former was the industrialization of education, which tied the country's plan of cultivating people for a hundred years with money, which was definitely the most brain-dead practice, and the other was the industrialization of medical care, although Wang Lu himself was a person in the system, and enjoyed the convenience of publicly-funded medical care, he also saw other relatives in the countryside borrowing money everywhere because of a serious illness.

Wang Lu immediately said: "No, medical services must not be charged, every human power in Yashan is the most precious, no matter what reason you get sick or injured, it is our loss, medical supplies can be used sparingly, but they must not be commercialized and industrialized!" ”

Seeing that the three people in the finance department were wilting, Wang Lu said: "I know that it is difficult to formulate a specific policy for the supply system, and I also came up with it with a pat on my head at that time, and it was hard work for the three of them." After comforting the three of them a little, Wang Lu said: "The trick of signing the money is too easy to fake." ”

This is tantamount to completely rejecting the plan of the Ministry of Finance, the faces of the three of them are ugly, but Wang Lu smiled: "Actually, you have made it complicated, there is no more convenient electronic money to use, what kind of paper money is used." The supply system is a simple matter, in my opinion, a part of the grain, rice, oil, salt, and other physical goods, and then one person will be issued a shopping card -- just the kind of Sanjiang shopping card. Regularly call everyone's card every month, and everyone can take the card to shop for whatever they want to eat. ”

Che Yongbo, Lao Yutou, and Sha Qing were dumbfounded-I went, how could I not have thought of such a simple method, in the past Chinese New Year, which unit did not issue some shopping cards to employees? It's because if something is sent in the unit, it will always be difficult to adjust and complain, just one card per person, buy whatever you like.

Che Yongbo slapped his thigh: "Just do it, there is a Sanjiang supermarket in the town, and there must be credit card machines, recharge machines and blank shopping cards." ”

Wang Lu said with a smile: "You don't necessarily use the Sanjiang card, the Sanjiang card is bearer, and some units also have similar dining cards, this card is not only named, but also can view each consumption record, and there is a bottom file in the credit card machine, so that there is no fear that someone will use their brains to brush the amount from the outside card machine, because the accounts will be checked to know, even if you accidentally lose the card, you can also make a new one through the bottom file." ”

This card also has an advantage, that is, everyone's contribution to Yashan is solidified in Yashan, when someone wants to leave Yashan, even if he has a lot of money in the card, but the physical object can't be taken away, and taking away a card is a fart.

Sha Qing said again and again: "Leader Wang's method is good, hey, let's just issue a bank card, how beautiful the bank card is, let's each get a platinum card or something-I used to withdraw money in the bank, and the queue was long, and a fat man came in and said that there was a platinum card for VIP users, and he was in front of us." His mother's, today Lao Tzu also tasted the taste of being a platinum card VIP user. (To be continued) RQ