Chapter 35: The Tale of a Hundred Things
Bai Kai leaned over mysteriously and said, "Rejuvenation, you know what a man does." ”
He laughed a little and said loudly, "Hey! Impotence! I'm telling you, if you eat this thing, you can give birth to a son at the age of 90, and you don't have to wonder if the uncle next door did it for you!
I stared at Bai Kai, completely unable to accept this answer. It is said that there are more things that can aphrodisiac, and raising this thing with such a deliberate effort will have the same effect as going to the street entrance pharmacy, isn't this sick?
Bai Kai saw that I didn't believe it, and explained to us that this thing is different from the so-called aphrodisiacs, there is filth on it, and what is the filth looking forward to the most? Reincarnation! We can touch the filth on a daily basis, but the touch is the touch, and you can't eat the filth. And this is one of the best ways, eating fish, people are in good spirits, not to mention, with the help of filth, the success rate of this sowing is extremely high, no matter what infertility can be solved.
Bai Kai asked the old brother again if he was the owner of the warehouse and never had children, and after receiving a positive answer, he sat there and smoked with a proud face.
In fact, I don't need my brother's words to corroborate, I don't have anything to doubt at this time, in fact, think about it from another perspective, I'm young now, and I'm very anxious if I get older. Many families want to have a child, but they can't live or die, and even what I've heard has all kinds of eating and doing things, this is nothing more than one of them.
Now that we've found the fish, it's a bit of a mystery to the end.
It would be okay if we hid it as it was, but we would have run for nothing, and the hard-earned money would have been lost.
And the car has been tossed like that by us, it's no longer a question of whether we can make money, it's already good if we don't lose money here.
In the end, with Bai Kaiyi, the car was still not collected. We thought that the car belonged to someone else, but the warehouse belonged to another owner. The boss of this warehouse must have never thought that this car could be sold, and we really took it back, breaking his taboo, I'm afraid this boss will have to come to us for trouble. Since both ends may be offended, we can only choose the relatively safe and small side, go back and clean up the car well, it's a big deal to lose some money, and forget it.
Now that we have come to a conclusion, we don't dare to stay in this warehouse for long. I didn't dare to delay the time, so I immediately dragged the car back overnight and put it in the depot to clean it up. That old brother is also very righteous and promised us to hide this matter, probably considering that if this matter is exposed, he may lose his job.
In fact, the car was cleaned up, and there were basically no traces of flooding, and the owner's family might not necessarily check it, but I didn't tell a lie lightly, and when I returned the car, I still told the story 1510. Bai Kai also told the story of why the owner of the car died and why he ran to the edge of the reservoir, but he didn't say anything about fish farming.
The owner's family was a little unhappy, but we didn't think that we would figure out the cause of the owner's death. After careful consideration, it didn't make us lose money. Several people also exchanged business cards, which can be regarded as making friends.
This is simple, but it actually took about a week. When everything was done, we had another drink with the old brother to express our gratitude. After that, I rolled back with Bai Kai.
I summarized this matter, a car is not like a house, it is easy to buy, but in fact it is more complicated to operate. After that, I didn't dare to collect the car anymore, and I basically didn't bother to ask about it unless I was really tempted.
On the way back, I suddenly remembered that there would be dead animals on the roof of the car before.
Hurriedly asked Bai Kai, and the answer he told me was quite surprising. He said the animals were here to die. The death here does not mean to send it to the door to let the filth kill it, but those little animals know that their limit has come, and they run to the roof of the car and die peacefully.
These animals are very spiritual compared to humans, and many animals can feel their own death, not to mention the well-known elephants will run to the elephant's cemetery to die, and even many cats and birds can do similar things. There are also some birds will do the last flight before they die, and then go straight to the ground and fall to their death, many people do not understand why birds fall to death, in fact, it is a kind of death, it has nothing to do with whether to fall or not, in fact, the bird died before it landed.
And there has always been a filth on the roof of this car, which people can't see, and small animals can feel it. The yin qi here is obviously different from other places, which will make them mistakenly think that this is a good place to send them to death, this car is not like a house with a locked door and it is difficult to leak the yin qi out, this is an open space, so it is not difficult to understand that the small animals in this neighborhood come here to send them to death.
My narration of Bai Kai actually doesn't have any psychological fluctuations, I've seen too many dead people, and the death of a few small animals really doesn't have any impact on me.
After we went back, we didn't rest, because we didn't actually do anything practical for a week here, and we took on several jobs in one go, but these jobs were not too big, and it was easy to solve. One of them is that this person has never died in the family, and he has never even raised potted flowers, but he will always find a lot of inexplicable water traces at home, ticking directly from the door to the bedside, which is understandable to say that there are sporadic water traces, maybe the roof seeps, or the family accidentally leaked. But this water trace is too obvious, no matter how you look at it, someone is dripping water over and over again while quietly and silently walking to the edge of the bed to watch the owner of the house sleep, which is very infiltrating to think about.
I ran over to this house with Bai Kai, I thought that this house must be haunted, but although the haunted is haunted, no one has died in this house after all, and when the time comes, you can make a lot of money. As a result, when they arrived at the place, they spent a day tinkering, and finally came to the conclusion that their ancestral grave was flooded, and asked them to hurry up and take a look. I was dumbfounded, and the co-author was the ancestor of my own family who came to find the descendants to repair the grave.
What surprised me even more was that the family immediately said that they had known this for a long time, but they had no choice but to repair it, because their ancestral grave was in a town in the south, and there was a mine in that place, and the perennial mining had caused the entire village to fall below the water level, and there was no way to repair it.
In the end, Bai Kai and I were very helpless, and we didn't have any constructive suggestions, so we went home.
There is also a house that is even more outrageous, not a private house, but an Internet café, and this Internet café doesn't say how to make trouble, but it just says that it always feels wrong. I also went to this Internet café, and finally investigated for a long time that there was an Internet addict boy hiding in the Internet café, and every day he rubbed those who came to play and fell asleep all night to play on the computer, and what is even more bullish is that this teenager does not know whether he is studying by himself or being born a geek, he actually hacked the monitoring program of the Internet café, anyway, he lived in it for more than a month, and he ate most of the bread and mineral water in the Internet café warehouse.
This house disappointed me so much, not only did it not make money, but I couldn't even see anything new. At that time, I was very unhappy to get angry with the owner of the Internet café, and I couldn't hang it on my face, so I gave a few thousand yuan, anyway, it was nothing more than deducting the round-trip ticket money to save some money.
I don't know if I'm out of luck or if the industry as a whole is in decline, but I haven't had a decent job for a while.
I couldn't stop myself, and it was a real scratch.
But then a few days later, another house came to the door, and I listened to the man's narration, and I thought it was funny.
Because the man told us that this was a murderous house. One student hanged himself inside.
But that's not the point, the point is that before this student hanged himself, several of them finished telling a ghost story and blowing out a candle, which is how the man described it to me at the time, and I later learned that the game was called 'Hundred Things'. It seems to have a lot of origins. I was curious about the veracity of this rumor and immediately nodded. Bai Kai is actually reluctant to go, in his eyes, there are two kinds of death, one is death, and the other is that he has succeeded in finding death. It was obviously the latter, and he was a little repulsed, but after my instigation and persuasion, he finally set out to go with me.