Chapter 2: Deception

I tied the tofu and put it on the back seat, drove in front of me, and soon arrived at Bai Shuang's house.

As soon as I saw that I tied her sweetheart into a zongzi, Bai Shuang was anxious with me and wanted to help him untie the rope, I hurriedly stopped the person and roughly talked about the situation of tofu, Bai Shuang naturally felt uncomfortable, and did not untie the rope, and sat down and talked on the sofa next to him with tofu. Tofu at this time and the appearance of xiàn is no different from usual, the two of them complained to each other, completely when I don't have zài, at this time, a person rushed in from outside the door.

I guess this person should be the Bishan Taoist priest that Bai Shuang invited back, because he has long hair and does not have a bun, but braids hanging down the back of his head, which reminds me of the scene when Tofu braided the corpse fairy. However, the corpse fairy braids, the effect is the light wind and the moon, this person is simply obscene, inverted eyebrows, a pair of mouse eyes, a thin body, yellow skin, looks like he is in his thirties, giving people a very uncomfortable feeling.

I asked Bai Shuang with my eyes, whether this person is reliable or not, no matter how you look at it, he looks like a liar.

The man still had a lot of snacks in his hand, what kind of spicy crayfish, it seemed that he had come back from shopping, and I said in my heart: Isn't the Taoist priest also a vegetarian? How does this man look more and more like a liar? Bai Shuang ignored me, first beckoned the man to go upstairs to wash, and helped him pick up the bits and pieces in his hand, and then answered my previous question, saying that he was not a liar, and he had seen him show his hand.

Just like in the movie, he seems to have a talisman in his hand. The fire burned in a flash. After throwing the talisman to the Dading incense burner, he heard a bang, a burst of white smoke billowed up, and the smoke formed a hazy fairy dancing in the air, not to mention how magical.

So Bai Shuang affirmed that this is a person with real skills. When I heard her say this, I couldn't help but mutter, could it really be a real person who doesn't show up? This guy even gave himself the screen name of a mountain Xiaodao boy, where is this little Daotong, it's clearly like a magic stick.

Although I have doubts in my heart, people have been invited, and I have to give it a try. So in the afternoon, I invited the Taoist priest to dinner, and the Taoist priest could order meat dishes vigorously, and his mouth was full of oil, and he said while eating: "Practicing on this mountain, there is not enough oil and water, and I am laughing and laughing." ”

I could only laugh dryly.

In the evening, the tofu was still tied up on the sofa, and the old Taoist priest looked the tofu up and down, and suddenly his expression changed, and he said, "What a powerful Yuan Shen." I couldn't help frowning when I saw that his appearance was somewhat exaggerated.

At this time, Bai Shuang hurriedly said; "Master, do you see if you can save it?"

The Taoist priest touched his beard and said that he could only try his best, and he was half sure, but if he couldn't succeed, the labor expenses after that would be indispensable. Bai Shuang was about to speak. I said, "If it happens, I'll add it to you, but if it doesn't work, your labor fee will only be half." ”

The Taoist priest was a little unhappy and said, "Is this your attitude of begging people to do things?" "I can be regarded as a person who has read countless people, and has developed a pair of fiery eyes, how do you see how this old Taoist priest is unreliable, and was about to reply, Bai Shuang pinched me, didn't let me make a sound, and said to the old Taoist: "My friend has a bad temper, don't be surprised, a qiē is still according to the price we negotiated before, you better hurry up and save people." ”

The old Taoist priest nodded, as for some of the things he asked for before, they were all ready, nothing more than some things like runes.

The lights were turned off in the room, leaving only a pair of candles burning on the altar, the candlelight was beating and beeping, the old Taoist priest was similar to the magic stick in the TV series, with words in his mouth, what feet on the sky, walking on the ground and seven evils, just like playing monkeys, but his skills are not bad, and he is very dexterous when he plays monkeys.

I looked at the tofu that was stuck with a big charm, and then at the Taoist priest who looked like a magic stick, and couldn't help sighing, saying in my heart What is the matter, I didn't expect that my Chen Hang would fall to this point one day.

Actually, I don't have much hope for the old Taoist priest, but the next moment, the old Taoist priest didn't know what he spilled, and in an instant, in a bowl full of pure water, the water suddenly disappeared and turned into a raging flame.

This scene was so bizarre that I couldn't help but be distracted.

In the process of burning the fire, the peach wood sword in the old Taoist priest's hand suddenly stabbed Tofu's chest, and this peach wood sword naturally couldn't hurt people, so he didn't even cut his clothes, but just pressed against Tofu's chest. The next moment, Tofu's body suddenly bounced violently, and then, a heart-rending scream came out of his mouth.

This voice was really shocking to listen to in the middle of the night, and the old Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, and then his expression was solemn, and he said, "Shut his mouth." At this time, I knew that I might have been preconceived before, and this old Taoist priest was really a person with means, so he didn't say much at the moment, and immediately covered Tofu's forehead.

And Tofu seemed to be extremely painful at this time, the whole person was convulsed, and the force was great, I finally had no choice but to wrap the person with both hands and feet, and with the help of Bai Shuang, he barely restrained him, At this time, the old Taoist priest's mouth began to mutter something that we didn't understand, and instead, he slowly pulled out the set of peach wood sword that had been against Tofu's chest.

The body of the sword trembled, as if there was something very heavy on it, and faintly, I seemed to see a small man with feathers lying on the tip of the sword.

Could this be the original god?

But when I looked again, the old Taoist priest had already slammed the tip of his sword into the fire burning in the bowl, and I didn't know if it was my illusion or reality, and I vaguely heard a terrible roar.

Suddenly, the voice calmed down, and I found that Tofu had fainted, covered in sweat.

The old Taoist priest looked overjoyed and said, "It's done." Then he coughed and said, "My labor fee ......" Bai Shuang was about to cry in surprise, and hurriedly called someone to transfer money. I just watched that thing be brought out of Tofu's body by the sword, and now I only felt that when a basin of cold water was poured down, most of the previous burdens were also dissipated.

The clue to the curse has been broken, and now, the only thing I worry about is that I have been implicated in this tofu, and now, this worry has finally been resolved.

When the old Taoist priest received the money, he was overjoyed, and Tofu woke up, but his eyes were a little dull, he looked at us blankly, and asked, "Who are you?" ”

No way...... Amnesia again. I was a little dumbfounded, and after a moment, I touched my face and asked, "Then do you remember who you are?" He shook his head. Bai Shuang anxiously asked the old Taoist: "What's going on?" How could he not remember anything? ”

The old Taoist priest couldn't say why, I guessed in my heart that he had been devoured by the corpse immortal too much consciousness before, perhaps, he really couldn't remember. Seeing that he was covered in sweat, I untied the rope and said that it doesn't matter if you can't remember, I will take care of you in the future.

As soon as the words fell, Tofu, who was sluggish, suddenly showed a weird smile on his face, and said, "Lao Chen, you are so good to me." I chuckled in my heart, but before I could react, I was kicked to the ground by Tofu.

In an instant, I understood, I was tricked!

This old Taoist priest's method is useless at all, the tofu is just cooperating with the acting, making us think that the Yuan Shen in his body has been destroyed!

Damn it.

However, it was too late for the meeting, and Tofu kicked me into the air, quickly rushed out the door, and by the time we chased out, there was no one to be seen.

Damn, I pulled my hair, I felt that something was wrong, I obviously saw a little man with long feathers lying on the tip of the old Taoist sword, was it that I was dazzled? No wonder Tofu suddenly shouted, the old Taoist priest's expression suddenly froze, it turned out that he didn't expect it, and thought that his Taoism really worked.

Thinking of this time, I immediately blocked the old Taoist priest who was about to escape, and tied him directly with a rope, so that Bai Shuang could see it, and I drove the car to find tofu.

After all, his physical essence is still in the realm of people, leaning on two legs. It shouldn't be able to run far. I drove around and searched around the area, and for most of the night, I didn't find any trace of Tofu.

At dawn, I was still sitting in the car, tired, anxious, and weak, and my brain was rushing, and finally, I had to drive back to Bai Shuang's residence to interrogate the old Taoist priest. At first, he was still hard-mouthed, saying that he didn't know anything, but later he told the truth, in fact, this is all some bluffing tricks, and there are naturally Taoists with real kung fu, but it's a pity that it's not him, he just takes the test to fool people with some 'ecstasy powder'.

In fact, in the process of the old Taoist priest reading and jumping, the ecstasy powder has already played a role, so I will see the fire in the big bowl, in fact, I see the difference between me and Bai Shuang, what Bai Shuang saw was black smoke in the big bowl.

As for the little man with long hair lying on the tip of the sword, it was just an illusion that I had seen in my heart. On the contrary, it was Tofu, or the corpse fairy, who saw through these tricks, and came up with a plan, so that we relaxed our vigilance and went to the rope, and then staged such a golden cicada shelling.

These two people invariably turned me and Bai Shuang around.

Bai Shuang was so angry that his feet in high heels kicked people violently. I listened to the voice of the old Taoist priest begging for mercy, and suddenly remembered one thing: If this old Taoist priest is a magic stick, then who wrote the post I saw on the Internet before? The content and thoughts in it are not like what this god stick can write.

As soon as I asked this, the old Taoist priest wailed, and said; "It was written by our uncle who watched Yunyou, he didn't use that account later, I saw your reply, and I planned, planned to ......"

I said, "Where are we traveling now, that uncle of yours?" ”

The old Taoist priest said: "The way he travels is different, he won't go to other palaces to place orders, he just goes all the way to beg for food, there is no news, who knows, I said, I will give you the money back, please let me go, my old bones, can no longer be kicked with high heels." ”