I opened my mouth wide in astonishment, tired my body, and hid in the corner with my arms in my arms:

"Who are you? Wan Ye laughed a few times, and at some point, he changed back to his own face, and he said, "Isn't this the long face you saw in the death room?"

You are also a person who has experienced death, and this is more than I imagined! Come over here and press me! What are you doing hiding so far away?

I obviously hadn't calmed down yet, I stared at Wan Ye's face in horror, as if I was afraid that he would change back again, so I sat far away from him like that, not daring to approach him.

Wan Ye slowly stood up, he twisted his waist a few times, and was about to come over, I shouted in a panic:

"Don't come here, who the hell are you!

Wan Ye stroked his smooth forehead and walked over. I was so frightened that I crawled to the corner of the wall to hide, Wan Ye kicked my ass, pulled my legs, helped me pull to the side, I grabbed the soft floor with both hands, yelling, :

"Don't touch me, don't touch me!

I struggled desperately, and Wan Ye was perhaps tired, so he let me go and sat on the ground, and said:

"You kid is really embarrassed, you're scared and stupid!

I'm just going to play a little trick, you're afraid of this, you'll lose all your face as a teacher!

Because I was caught by a wind chime, I was afraid that I would see the ghost of Wan Ye in the execution room today, so I asked:

"What's my name! What I like to eat! Also, what are my habits?

Wan Ye looked at me and leaned back with a smile, and said, "Your name is Han Bing, you like to eat salted duck eggs, and you are also the kind of stinky salted duck eggs, Wan Ye scratched his head, pinched his voice and imitated the expression of squatting and said:

", like to hum a little song, sing what am I the person you love the most, why don't you speak!

There are also people who like to talk in their dreams, like to touch their little brother when they sleep, and like to listen to Siping talk about sleeping with women.

I stuck out my tongue in embarrassment: "Master, you can save me some face, how will I live in the future!"

Wan Ye's smiling eyes turned into a slit and said, "Isn't this what you asked me to say!" Blame me now, you're not a good thing!

I stood up with my hands and feet, walked to Wan Ye's side, I looked at Wan Ye carefully and asked:

"How did you just change your face? Wan Ye threw himself on the ground and said, "You continue to press me?"

I squatted on the ground and began to repeat the action just now, I was afraid that Wan Ye would scare me with a trick at a time, I deliberately paid attention to his expression, Wan Ye turned his head and said:

"Use a little force, don't press the master comfortably, Lao Tzu won't teach you.

I stuck out my tongue and thought to myself, if I hadn't been able to help myself, I wouldn't have bothered to learn any feng shui techniques from you.

Press, press, Wan Ye actually started snoring, isn't this Nima a pit? I scratched Wan Ye's armpit with my hand, and Wan Ye wiped his saliva smartly,

"Did I let you press your armpits" Don't touch this place, I'm afraid of itching.

I thought to myself that you are quite comfortable now, I am half tired here, and if you don't explain to me what happened just now, I won't make you comfortable!

I just held this mentality, and pressed it indiscriminately, and Wan Ye finally couldn't help it:

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you. Han Bing, you are really a yin sent by God to punish Lao Tzu! From the first day you entered number 0279, I knew you weren't mortal! When you enter the gate, there are seven gloomy lights above your head. This is a person who has not encountered a great murderer in a hundred years, and your life will never be as smooth sailing as a mortal.

I touched the top of my head and said, "No! "Why can't I see if you're bluffing me again.

Wan Ye got up violently and roared: "You tm, you stupid!" If you can see it, what do you want us feng shui masters to do!

I was choked by Master Wan for a while! Wan Ye stretched his waist, sat cross-legged opposite me, and continued:

"Do you know what Feng Shui is? I shook my head, Wan Ye took a deep breath, his expression was very helpless,

Like a wise man, he continued: "Feng Shui, these two words first appeared, Guo Pu of the Jin Dynasty, the funeral book said: "The mourner, take advantage of the vitality."

Qi is dispersed by the wind, and the boundary water is stopped.

The ancients gathered to make it not disperse, and the line made it stop, so it was called feng shui.

Our ancestors of ten thousand families are in the solid chaos of feng shui, and the human chapter brings together Qimen Dunjia, the thirteen gates of the heavenly palace, the eight heavenly gates of the earth, and the seven evils of the underworld, taking the essence of them, and gradually evolving a unique feng shui.

It is not a traditional exorcism of demons, it is a kind of advanced cultivation, insight into the spirituality of all things, and the core idea is to prevent disasters and avoid disasters for others.

The art of Feng Shui of ten thousand families is divided into five chapters, heaven, earth, people, yin, yang, five chapters, including four chapters of the heavens, with weather, stars, sunshine, moon, four chapters, and thirty-six chapters on the basis of the four chapters, and the earth chapter is divided into ,,,,, people,,,, yin chapter,,, yang chapter,,, what Wan Ye said, I didn't understand a word.

Wan Ye talked there for a few hours, I yawned one after another, until the food delivery came, Wan Ye stopped talking, I was so hungry that my chest was against my back, I reached out to grab the steamed buns sent in, and before I could bite it, I was taken down by Wan Ye.

Wan Ye asked: "What are the ten thousand feng shui techniques I just talked about, how many major chapters are there?" I didn't expect Wan Ye to kill a horse gun, I stared at the steamed buns, and for a time taught Wan Ye the five major chapters of Feng Shui, and forgot all about it.

Wan Ye looked like he hated iron and steel, picked up the steamed buns and only cared about eating them for himself, and didn't ask me, and said lightly: "When I think about it, I will eat again!"

Wan Ye took a big bite of the steamed bun while drinking the rice soup, wiped his mouth after eating, burped, and said happily:

"Don't pretend to be pitiful to me, I don't eat your set, you think I didn't see it when I spoke, your brain is in Xianyou, don't eat today's meal.

I was angry and said, "If you don't say it, you won't eat, and I can't starve to death in one meal."

As soon as I finished speaking, the unassuming stomach gurgled! It was a shame for me, I held my head high and said with a clear expression:

"I don't believe what can happen to me without a meal.

Wan Ye didn't answer my words, lay down on the ground, crossed Erlang's legs and began to close his eyes and recuperate.

I lay on the ground tossing and turning, the old saying that should be true, people are iron rice is steel and don't eat a meal and are hungry and panicked, I squinted at Wan Ye, and saw that he had his eyes closed, I sneakily reached out to grab the steamed buns on the bowl.

As soon as my hand reached over, Wan Ye grabbed my hand:

"What do you want to do, boy! Just now, I was angry and said that I wouldn't eat it, how did I change it to steal.

I said confidently, "Didn't you see a fly staring at the steamed bun?" I'll drive it away!

Wan Ye smiled and let go of my hand, grabbed the steamed bun, and took a big bite in his mouth, I was not afraid of the waste of flies, I saw that he was about to eat the steamed bun with a big mouthful, and he also took care of his self-esteem, and went up to grab it, Wan Ye laughed while hiding:

"I couldn't steal it, I started to rob it again, I was young and strong at the time, Wan Ye was my opponent, and I grabbed the steamed buns back and forth in a few rounds.

I swallowed the steamed bun heavily, choking a little, it was so delicious, and tears flowed out of it while eating.

I suddenly remembered that when I was eating at home, my parents kept the best for me to eat, and I couldn't understand at that time that food was not easy to come from.

Sometimes when I meet something I don't like to eat, I don't even touch it, I just throw it in the trash, and force my mother to make it for me, but now I bite into the white flour steamed bun and don't even have pickles for dinner.

Master Wan looked at me and said, "What's wrong! Bingbing, why are you crying! I bit the steamed bun hard and said, "Master, I'm homesick!" Miss my mom! Wan Ye looked at me with emotion and patted me on the shoulder

said: "Crying in the hardships of suffering, you will become a master, and you will be in prison for almost a year!" This is the first time I have heard you say homesick from your mouth, no matter how strong a person is, there is a time when true feelings are revealed, people have to live to adapt, at home you are the heart of your parents, but in prison you are nothing, people have to learn to grow in adversity, learn to endure, learn to be strong.

Today's class was not in vain, I am very relieved that you let me see a real Han Bing, no longer a disguised invulnerability.