"Zhengnan, how much kind of red envelope do you plan to wrap when Ling Feng gets married?" Kong Xuan chewed the peanuts in his mouth, crunching.

"Let's get eight thousand." I laughed, "Anyway, he won't care if it's too much or too little." ”

"Then let's say it, eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight, it's auspicious." Kong Xuan squeaked and drank the liquor in the cup, and smashed his lips: "Have you thought about the program in the cave room?" ”

"Don't worry, eighteen programs are enough for Ling Feng and Li Xinyan to play until dawn." I laughed, raised the beer on the table and gestured to the fat man, and drank it all.

This is the third night we came back from Yuecheng, the location is still at a barbecue stall, the characters are still me, the fat man and Kong Xuan, I drink beer with the fat man, Kong Xuan is a person who ordered a bottle of strong wine, this guy, shouldn't he have lost his kidneys, right?

The topic of discussion between the three of us is the wedding of Ling Feng and Li Xinyan, this matter is already in full swing, we don't have to go/worry about the wedding ceremony or anything, naturally there is 'all in charge', (all in charge is the dialect of Star City, which means that everything has to be managed, which is equivalent to a position such as the head manager). The only thing we have to do is have fun.

At first, Ling Feng asked me to be the best man and Allure to be the bridesmaid, but later I found that Allure was too high, and if the camera was recorded, it would rob Li Xinyan's lens, and temporarily changed the bridesmaid to Ai Jiayu, and the best man was still me. As for Kong Xuan, he is a middle-aged uncle with a scruffy beard, how can he be the best man?

Tomorrow's itinerary is to pick up relatives in Li Xinyan's hometown. Li Xinyan's hometown is in Shacheng, and it takes four or five hours to drive from Star City, stay there for one night, and then pick up her relatives early the next morning and rush back to the Star City Lily Hotel to start the day's wedding ceremony.

Originally, it was suggested that Ling Feng put his bride Li Xinyan in a big hotel in Star City to open a room to marry, but Ling Feng did not agree, saying that he must go to Li Xinyan's hometown to marry, and said that this is to respect Li Xinyan's family.

The fat man and Kong Xuan asked me again about the details of the show in the cave room, and they both laughed when they heard it.

"I said Brother Xuan, on the wedding day, the bridesmaids are going to be eaten with tofu." The fat man squeezed his eyebrows and smiled.

"How is that possible? It's really strange who can eat her tofu. Kong Xuan drank and ate meat indifferently: "Even if it is me, if I put my hand on her when I sleep at night, I will be beaten a few times by her conditioned reflex." It's also because of me, if someone else had been poked to death by her, you don't know her strength. ”

The fat man and I have both seen Ai Jiayu's hand work, and when he heard the words, he also shuddered, and there was a little more sympathy in his eyes when he looked at Kong Xuan, and I raised my wine glass: "It's not easy, Brother Xuan, shouldn't you have holes all over you?" ”

"Cut, I'm a Taoist master, how can I be poked casually, give myself a holy shield blessing, within six hours, you can automatically defend against a physical attack!" Kong Xuan was not ashamed and began to brag.

The three of them laughed and scolded for a while, and finally called the 'Duguan' to determine the departure time for tomorrow morning, and then went home separately.

The barbecue stand was not far from my house, so I didn't take a taxi, and walked seven or eight minutes downstairs, and was about to go upstairs when I found Ling Feng waving at me under the plane tree in front of the door.

I'm a little surprised, is there anything I don't know to call? What does it mean to be at my door? Are you going to call me to the Great Health Care?

Walked up to him and asked him with a smile, "What's sneaky?" You're not thinking about a bachelor's night, are you? Go to Goldlion or Emperor? ”

Ling Feng's expression was a little wrong, and he smiled bitterly and pointed to an off-road vehicle not far away: "Let's talk about getting in the car." ”

I walked over and opened the car door, and there was a person sitting in the car, and when I saw this person, I couldn't help but exclaim, "Huh? How are you? ”

No wonder I was surprised, the person sitting in the car was Lou Wei, the former leader of the dragon team and the current director of the treasure office.

"Come on, come on, don't make such a fuss, I'm also here to participate in Ling Feng's wedding!" Lou Wei smiled and beckoned me to get in the car.

You are the one who is the treasure, and it is not the family planning office. Does Ling Feng's marriage have anything to do with you? I know you're very idle, but you're not so idle as to run someone else's wedding to pass the time, right? With this kung fu, drink two more cups of tea, and the two landlords on the bucket are not better than anything else?

With Lou Wei, I didn't discuss what to come up with, it was nothing more than what to pay attention to. In the end, it was happily decided that Lou Wei would be in charge of the Star City side, while my friends and I would follow Ling Feng to pick up our relatives and be responsible for the safety of the road.

"Zhengnan, I'll wronged you next!" After getting out of the car, Ling Feng said this thoughtlessly.

"How do you speak, you should say that you are bothering me, right?" I laughed and patted Ling Feng on the shoulder: "Look at you, even if you want to get married, you won't be happy like this, right?" ”

"Hehe, then I'll trouble you!"

……

The next morning, a group of nine cars, cleaned up beautifully, the front car is a domestic red flag, I am not very good at cars, but I know that Ling Feng's 'black big thick' car cost more than six million, it is said that this car is very dick, during the National Day parade, the national leaders are in this car.

The eight cars in the back are all off-road vehicles, all models, but there are no Japanese cars, in Ling Feng's words, Japanese cars are all paper paste, and it is not safe to sit.

Ling Feng sat in the first car, me, Fat Man and Kong Xuan sat in the second one, Allure and An Ran sat in the back, and as for Li Xinyan and Ai Jiayu, they had already arrived in Shacheng the day before yesterday.

Shacheng is located in the mountainous area, because of the national development of basic highway construction, the original provincial highway and county road and other roads, gradually replaced by high-speed roads, but in the Jiangjun Mountain, you can only take the original mountain road.

There are five mountain beams in Jiangjun Mountain, and each mountain beam is extremely dangerous. The only winding mountain road was opened by the engineers in the 60s with their blood and lives. This mountain road has a special name, called Eighteen Turns, which means that you have to turn eighteen turns to climb each beam of Jiangjun Mountain.

Of course, if you don't want to go to Jiangjun Mountain, you can also take a detour to Qingjiang County next to it, although it will take a few more hours, the road is a first-class highway.

Looking at the cliff outside the car window, the fat man and I were a little pale, and even the driver of the car looked a little wrong, and said in a loud voice: "I/grass!" I/Grass! I/grass/up/a/grass! It's been raining heavily a few days ago, will there be a landslide here? Will there be a mudslide? ”

I/day, how did you talk as a driver, did you curse yourself like this?

Only Kong Xuan next to me was casual, humming 'eighteen bends of the mountain road here', pointing out the window from time to time, and talking about some customs.

"Look, look!" Kong Xuan pointed to the bottom of the cliff and shouted.

"See what?" I looked in the direction of his finger, and there was nothing but lush trees.

"I can't see it!" Kong Xuan sighed regretfully: "There is an ancient temple under this cliff, I don't know if it's named, when I was very young, my master took me here to investigate." ”

"There's going to be a temple down here?" I sneered: "The monks in the temple are probably starving to death, who is here to burn incense in this barren mountain and wilderness?" What did your master take you to investigate? Cemetery? ”

Kong Xuan Zhengse said: "At that time, my master said that he would buy it and then open a branch......

In the midst of my laughter and scolding with the fat man, the off-road vehicle finally overturned the third mountain beam.

……

Arriving in Shacheng is naturally another busy, fortunately, Li Xinyan's family is still capable in Shacheng, and actually chartered half a hotel in the city center to accommodate us, you must know that now is the golden period of Christmas and New Year's Day, and there are people queuing up at the front desk of any hotel waiting to open the room......

Li Xinyan's home is in the Ziyuan community near the hotel, which is considered a wealthy area in Shacheng, and its housing prices have exceeded 8,000, while Shacheng is only a prefecture-level city.

Since I had to be a good man tonight, I had to stay virgin for one night, so I had to share a room with the fat man. After dinner, the fat man yawned and took his clothes into the bathroom, and after a while there was a sound of showers inside, and I also lay down and sat in the car for four hours, especially the section of General Mountain, which was bumpy and bumpy, and I was really a little tired, thinking about going to bed quickly, and getting up early tomorrow.

Just when I was a little confused, I suddenly heard a fat man's scream in the bathroom, and I instinctively jumped up, rushed to the door of the bathroom, and asked loudly what was going on.

The fat man stood in front of the sink in a pair of pants, holding a toothbrush in his mouth, turned his head to look at me, pointed to the mirror of the washing, and shouted indistinctly: "Brother ghost, look, look!" ”

I looked in the direction of the fat man's finger, and in the mirror was the fat man's whole body, and there was nothing else. couldn't help but wonder: "Fatty, what do you want me to see?" ”

"Didn't you see that?" The fat man spat out his toothbrush and shouted.

"You've got to tell me, what should I see?" I'm also a little angry, if it weren't for the fat man's expression that doesn't look like a joke, I would have beaten him to death a long time ago, a bare mirror, what's there to see?

When the fat man saw me look like this, he was even more excited, and shouted: "You can't see it? You can't see it? I'll point you ......."

He turned around and seemed to want to point to me, but as soon as he turned his head, he was stunned, and only after half a loud voice did he shout even louder: "Hey, where was that human face just now?" Damn, where did the face go? ”

I couldn't help it, reached out and slapped the fat man's head, and said angrily: "What kind of human face, you calm me down now and tell me." ”

The fat man was stunned for a moment, reached out and held a handful of water on the faucet of the pool, splashed it on his face indiscriminately, splashed it three or four times in a row, grabbed a towel and wiped his face, shook his head, and then said: "Brother ghost, I am very calm now." There was a pale face in the mirror just now, and it smiled at me when I brushed my teeth! ”

"Are you sure you see clearly?" I don't say this to suspect fat people, but the things in the mirror are too easy to look at, light or water vapor can give people an illusion, plus some mirrors are not very flat, which will make the person in the mirror deformed, thus becoming weird.

The fat man swore by himself with a gambling curse, saying that he had seen clearly and clearly.

After thinking about it, I had to ask Kong Xuan about this, asked the fat man to change his clothes, walked next door, knocked on Kong Xuan's door, Kong Xuan lived in a room with Ling Feng, this arrangement was somewhat protective of Ling Feng.

After knocking a few times, Kong Xuan opened the door, saw that it was us, and said with a smile: "What?" Do you want to come over and fry the golden flowers? ”

"Blow up, what about Ling Feng?"

"Just go in and take a bath, the three of us will fight two landlords first!" Kong Xuan seemed bored and turned sideways to beckon us in.

Just as he was about to tell Kong Xuan what had just happened, Ling Feng's exclamation came from the bathroom.