"Come on, let's talk to my brother about something outside. What has become of the Forgotten Continent now? Is there any peerless beauty or amazing ugly man or the like? Has the Forgotten City been served by that bold man for a thousand years? Has the Daredevil who has been a shrunken turtle show up? Are those three stinky of the Luna still alive? Have you ever become old and ugly, and your body still stinks like poop? Has it ever been reincarnated by any man or beast...... Oh no, if it gets old, ugly and smelly, don't men, toads can't look down on it, isn't it really thrown in after being wheeled thousands of times by those three stinky girls? ”

Ling Chen: ╮╭

The old man pulled Ling Chen to sit down by the wall, and a series of questions covered his face, so that Ling Chen couldn't answer them at all. And these things he asked, Ling Chen couldn't answer them at all. He hadn't been to the Forgotten City, and the Night Demon Clan had only heard the novice village chief mention it, and as for the three goddesses of the Moon God Clan, it was even more impossible to reach that level. So I held it for a long time, and I didn't know how to answer.

"Son, you're talking!" The old man was anxious and slapped Ling Chen casually.

"I don't know the answers to these questions." Ling Chen said helplessly.

"Hey, hey, hey!" The old man jumped to his feet directly: "You son! I saved your life, I don't want to tell me this bit of, you want to keep it a secret. The old man suddenly pouted with disdain: "Keep your three masters a secret!" Don't you know what the hell you're coming in? I'm telling you, you don't want to go out for the rest of your life after you come to this place, and it's a dream if you want a third person to know about anything now! What else can't? Just your brother and I, no one has spoken for so many years, and now I hate to throw all my secrets to you, and even what kind of panties my wife likes to wear can tell you...... Oh no, I don't seem to have a wife. ”

Ling Chen had a headache for a while, and said in the most sincere tone possible: "I'm not trying to keep it a secret, it's just that I really don't know about the things you asked." I haven't been to the Forgotten City, and I've never been to the three goddesses of the Night Demon Clan and the Moon God Clan. ”

"Tut-tut, just your son, do you want to deceive my brother?" Lao Tzu obviously didn't believe it, his eyes rolled, and he suddenly laughed: "Hey, hey, hey, but you forced me, I didn't mean it...... Since you don't, I'm going to have to find a way to force you. ”

The old man's voice became extremely weird, his black face showed an incomparably cheap smile, and while he was, two old hands like chicken claws began to rub up and down, left and right, his appearance made Ling Chen's heart feel a chill, and his eyes widened: "What do you want to do?" I really don't know about those things. ”

"It's okay, anyway, you'll have everything right away, hey, hey, hey, look at my ...... [Heavenly God Descending Curse]!"

The voice fell, and in the midst of the cheap smile, the old man's lips moved slightly, as if he had said something, and at the same time, a strange light suddenly flashed in his eyes.

The strange light that appeared in the old man's eyes was absolutely impossible for ordinary people to notice, even if he deliberately looked at it, he would not find it, but Ling Chen could see it clearly, and at that moment, he suddenly felt that his brain was slightly dizzy...... And this feeling is all too familiar to him.

In the middle of the "Hall", whenever he began to receive the extreme stimulation of horror, his brain would be instantly subjected to a terrible impact, and that impact force was many times better than the impact force he received at the moment. Therefore, when Ling Chen felt a slight dizziness in his brain, the resistance he had cultivated under countless stimuli quickly dissipated this external stimulus, allowing him to fully regain consciousness.

He felt dizzy for less than a tenth of a second. Other than that, nothing. He stared at the old man with wide eyes, and noticed that the smile on his face was getting cheaper and cheaper. The corners of his mouth twitched slightly: "What are you going to do?" I really don't know! It's only been less than a month since I arrived in the Forgotten Continent. ”

"Ahh

As soon as Ling Chen's words came out, it caused an extremely exaggerated reaction from the old man, he jumped back as if his ass had been pricked, and his eyes widened: "How can you still speak normally?" You should have fallen under the spell of my gods! ”

"What heavenly god sent down a curse?" Ling Chen looked at this obviously abnormal old man speechlessly. The gods sent down a curse? That's the name that some crazy guy came up with.

Lao Tzu frantically grabbed his hair, and then lowered his head and said to himself: "It's not scientific, it's not scientific!" Could it be that I haven't been useless for too many years? No, no, even if I forgot how to eat and poop, I can't be rusty, what's going on? Is this it...... What's more! This son probably can't even kill a bigger hen, how can he be stronger than me, there must have been something wrong just now. ”

The old man raised his head, stared at him with a pair of eyes, and said, "All thoughts are ashes!" ”

The old man's eyes seemed to shake again, and at the same time, a slight dizziness that was roughly the same as just now came from Ling Chen's brain, but it was also the same as before, this dizziness had just appeared, and it had been automatically killed by his powerful force, and it didn't affect him at all. For a brief moment, he barely even noticed.

What the hell are you talking about? Ling Chen couldn't hold his breath and asked. Then I saw the old man's eyes open again.

"It's not scientific! Something must have gone wrong! The old man was talking to himself, and then stared at Ling Chen again, and a weirder term came out of his mouth.

"Lawlessness Curse!"

"The six relatives don't admit the curse!"

"Devil Cry Wolf Howl Curse!"

"Dare as a rat!"

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In Ling Chen's eyes, this old man was obviously having a seizure of epilepsy. There he jumped up and down like a monkey, his eyes staring at him deadly, shouting at him one dirt after another, completely unaware of his name. After a dozen or so in a row, Ling Chen could only helplessly watch him have a leprosy there. However, the brain occasionally felt slightly stimulated by something, but this stimulation only caused him extremely temporary discomfort, and did not affect him at all.

Why is there a slight feeling of dizziness, is it the effect of the air here being too turbid?

"Ahhhh......h The gods cast a curse! The old man's voice became hoarse, and at this time he called out the name he had originally called. Ling Chen suddenly began to feel a little pity for this old man, he could not die for a thousand years in this place, he must have been a famous person in the Forgotten Continent back then, but the bleak moon was right, no matter who came here, he would be tortured abnormally.

A slight feeling of dizziness struck again, this time Ling Chen deliberately endured this feeling, and then shook his head violently, making himself more sober. And at this moment, he saw the old man in front of him standing still as if he had been suddenly struck by thunder, his limbs crooked, and his eyes bulging forward looking at him.

The old man suddenly quieted down, which made Ling Chen even more uneasy, took a step forward, and asked tentatively, "What's wrong with you?" It's okay? ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the old man's eyes flicker, and in a short time they were full. Full of tears! That's right, this thing actually shed tears, and looking at the eyes, that expression, he actually meowed with tears of excitement, just like a son who had been separated for many years finally found his own father.

Then, the old man knelt down with a "poof" in front of Ling Chen, put his hands in front of him, showing a posture of worship, and the whole process, the tearful eyes looked at Ling Chen. And then......

The posture of the head is like looking up at the god in my heart, and his voice trembles excitedly: "I didn't expect that in my lifetime, in this desperate place, I could still meet your arrival Like a dazzling light in this boundless darkness, shining on my whole body and warming my soul, you are like the bright moon in the endless night sky, so that all the stars can only be your foil, you are like a flower on the sheep dung, proudly blooming, dominating the world." Your face, your voice, your smile are all so noble, even if you fart, you will definitely be able to smell thousands of miles. I am really lucky to meet you in such a place, and I have no regrets in this life, even if I die immediately, it is worth it, woo woo...... I'm really ...... So impressed, so impressed......"

The old man who was so excited that he even began to cry, crying so much that it was a handful of snot and tears, and he looked so moved that he seemed to rush up to lick his shoes with tears. Ling Chen was sweating all over, thinking about whether to turn around and run, and at the same time quickly said in his heart: "Poocny Yue, yours are not wrong at all, this old man is really a madman." Should I stay away from him? ”

Bleak Moon: "......"

"Bleak Moon? Can't you just have a say? This old man is obviously extremely powerful, although he saved me just now, if he goes crazy and wants to kill me, with his speed, I can't run away with a hundred lives. After a long time, he didn't wait for a response from the bleak moon, and Ling Chen continued.

Noble makes me ashamed, your majesty makes my heart flutter, your exposed front teeth make me see the most beautiful pearl in the world, and the mud of your soles is ten thousand times more precious than the most precious metal in the world......"

Just when Ling Chen was about to lose it, Qi Yue suddenly spoke, and her tone was very weird: "This person, he is not crazy. ”

"Not crazy? Isn't that crazy? ”

"He's really not crazy, now he's just being eaten by his own 'wind and dust curse'." The Bitter Moon replied.

"Wind and Dust Curse? Backlash? What do you mean? Ling Chen asked suspiciously.

"Because, master, your power is too strong, and his wind and dust spell has no effect on you. And just now, his 'Heavenly God Descending Curse' was also returned by your powerful force. Now he is not crazy, but under the effect of the 'Heavenly God's Mortal Curse', he treats you as a mortal god. Pooc Yue said, although her voice was gentle, Ling Chen could still hear the shock contained in it.

"I didn't expect that the Wind and Dust Heart-killing Spell that made the Moon God Clan extremely jealous back then, and made the masters with enough strength to defy the sky flee when they heard the wind, still existed in the world."

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[Can you guess the protagonist's second career now?] Did anyone guess that? Aha......]

[That's right, the most despicable, shameless and terrible profession in history...... Coming soon! 】