One can't pee, and the other can't pee. I had no choice but to snatch the night pot from his son's peeing under the perverted eyes of the neighbor's house.

When I came back, I hurriedly threw the night pot on the mother-in-law's head on the ground.

The filth in the night pot poured out, impartially, and all was poured on the mother-in-law's head.

"Ah......" The mother-in-law let out a fierce scream, stared at me fiercely, and said hatefully, "My master will not let you go." ”

After that, it turned into a pool of blood in front of everyone's eyes, and the blood was mixed with several clumps of objects. I took a look and found that they were a few small red scorpions.

The host was killed, and the little scorpions were rolling in the blood, panicking.

Yang Qiye shouted angrily, and before they had time to escape, he stepped the ground. The one that was stepped on was called blood splashing, and feces and urine were all over the field.

The process is very yellow and very violent. As a bystander, my whole body shivered, my stomach churned, and I almost threw up.

What I admire the most is that the fat man has no effect in the slightest, and he is ready to stuff an egg into his mouth when he peels it.

"Hey, fat man, I told you not to eat it, and if you still eat it, I won't be afraid of poisoning you." I retched twice, and said angrily to the fat man.

The fat man looked at the egg in his hand, then looked at the blood on the ground, and said to himself: "Everyone is dead, this egg should be safe food, such a supplement, don't waste it if you can eat it." ”

Before I could speak, Yang Qiye snorted: "Supplement, you put it in hot water and roll it, and make it up." ”

"Shut up" I glared at the fat man, then turned around and asked Yang Qiye suspiciously: "Seventh Master, do you mean to say that this is Gu?" ”

The seventh master nodded slowly.

As soon as the fat man and I heard that there was Gu in this egg, we subconsciously lifted the egg basket and ran to the backyard.

After running to the backyard, the fat man and I, I put firewood in the stove and added a large pot of water. When everything was ready, I lit the fire with matches.

The fat man gently pushed me, approached me and asked softly, "Is what the seventh master said true, there is really Gu in this egg?" Before he finished speaking, the fat man had already broken one of them, from the white to the yolk, but he did not see the shadow of a single bug.

Although I am not absolutely sure, I still say that it is better to believe it than to believe it.

When the water began to boil, I took the whole basket of eggs from the fat man's hand, threw them all down, and then closed the lid and stood quietly by the stove and waited.

It didn't take long for a crackling sound to come from the pot, as if something had exploded in the pot. Immediately afterwards, the whole pot crackled, so frightened that the fat man and I held down the lid of the pot on the same side.

It was only after about twenty minutes that the shaking lid of the pot began to stand still, and there was nothing struggling in the pot. The fat man and I glanced at each other, and almost at the same time, we lifted the lid at the same time.

"Damn...... It's disgusting" The fat man glanced into the lid of the pot, covered his eyes and turned around.

I looked inside, and I couldn't help but feel nauseous in my stomach. I saw bones floating on the rolling waves, jagged and black, with edges and corners similar to spikes growing on the bones. Judging from the shape, it can still be seen that this is a snake bone.

"What should I do now" The fat man threw the broken egg into the pot and asked me: "Haisheng, you said, when did you get into trouble with the Gu Master in the Zen Yi Hall, and you want to release the Gu to harm us?" ”

I shook my head with a wry smile and replied, "I'm afraid it's not a Gu Master, but a Worm Master." ”

Earlier, when I recognized the mother-in-law as a living nurse, the seventh master insisted that it was an insect nurse. There must be a connection between the two. After all, the profession of insect master was formed by blending the plowwork witch family and Miao Jiang Gu raising, and the talisman technique of the Southern Method. The things I learned were very miscellaneous, and I also knew how to release Gu and use talismans. In my impression with the fat man, Ou Yaofeng was the only insect master who had fought against him, but he had been killed by his master.

No, he's dead, but his master .......

In an instant, a bad thought turned in my mind, and the fat man dragged his chin and thought for a long time, and blurted out: "Could it be that it is Ou Yaofeng's master?" ”

"Let's go, let's go back and ask the seventh master first." So far, we can't come up with an idea. After all, the profession of insect master is too weird, and you can only discuss it with your elders before making plans.

However, when I returned to the lobby of Zen Yi Hall with the fat man, I was shocked by the scene that happened in the lobby and my eyes fell out.

In the lobby, Yang Qiye was fighting with another person with his fists, and the other party who was fighting with him was ...... It's actually the fat man's father, Uncle Qingsong.

"Damn, why did my dad come back?" The fat man screamed in horror and rushed up to separate the two of them.

"Haisheng, what are you still doing stupidly? Come and help," the fat man yelled at me

When I came back to my senses, I hurriedly ran up, and while verbally persuading me, I separated the two of them from the fat man. It's just that I'm also wondering in my heart. Uncle Qingsong and Yang Qiye, two people who are over 100 years old combined, why are they still so impulsive. And Uncle Qingsong's temperament is very indifferent, even if you run up and point at his nose and scold for no reason. At best, he just smiled and turned away from you, but he would never fight back.

Now, even Uncle Qingsong, who has always been calm, is out of order, and he openly acts with Yang Qiye in the lobby regardless of his image.

"That's how you treat your guests with rotten bark? Not polite enough for your son? ”

"...... I don't welcome you, a thief-eyed hooked nose, go back to Lao Tzu wherever you come from. ”

"Who do you say is a thief, what's the matter, my old man is your senior brother"

"Senior brother, I don't remember that you are my senior brother."

Although these two people are brothers, they give me the feeling that they are more like enemies with a bitter sea of hatred, even if I and the fat man pull away the two of them. The two of them were still blowing their beards and glaring, scolding each other without showing weakness.

The fat man threw me a pleading look, the meaning of which was obvious, to let me find a way to make the two old men stop.

I'm spicy next door to him, and one is my elder. Another martial arts master and my master have a fight, no matter how you persuade you, offending any of them is a dead end.

"We've got the worm in trouble." I was helpless, so I could only smile bitterly and shout like this.

Unexpectedly, the two sentences blurted out in a hurry quieted down the noisy lobby. Like a thunderclap, the two old men stopped arguing.

Uncle Qing Song stroked his beard, thinking that he had misheard, and confirmed to me in confusion: "What did you just say?" Wormmaster, you have messed with wormmaster. ”

I didn't answer yet, but Yang Qiye snorted, rolled his eyes and said to Uncle Qingsong: "Naturally, it's an insect master, otherwise where do you think the blood and water in the ground came from, it's not because Lao Tzu killed an insect master." After speaking, Yang Qiye pointed to the ground and stopped looking at Uncle Qingsong.

Uncle Qingsong sat down and said to me and the fat man with a solemn expression, "Tell me two of you, what the hell is going on?" ”

"Uh...... You two old people are also tired, and the fat man and I will go and make two cups of tea for you first. After saying that, I glared at the fat man with my eyes and walked quickly to the back hall.

After arriving at the back hall, I put my arm on the fat man's shoulders and whispered to him, "Didn't you say that Uncle Qingsong and Seventh Master are two brothers?" Why do I think the two of them are more like enemies? ”

After the fat man looked around to make sure that no one was there, he whispered in my ear, "I tell you quietly, don't tell anyone else."

I nodded, swearing absolute secrecy. Then the fat man said: "Because of a woman, their junior sister." ”

I couldn't help pouting: "Woe to the face, women really don't have a good thing." ”

"Their sister is my mother," the fat man stared at me viciously, looking like he was going to kill. I was so frightened that I changed my words in an instant: "Since ancient times, beautiful women have attracted countless heroes to raise scimitars. ”

The fat man nodded with great satisfaction, and I busily wiped the cold sweat from my forehead. Now, I finally understand why Yang Qiye is so intimate with fat people, it turns out that he likes fat people to.

It's just that...... Why is such an ordinary woman actually attracting two Taoist masters to turn against each other. It's not that I haven't seen a photo of the fat man's mother, and in the Tang Dynasty, she must be a beauty. But in modern terms, it is a little too obese. The fat man's figure is also inherited from her mother.

I couldn't help the curiosity in my heart, and I wanted to ask the fat man again. It just so happened that my puzzled eyes met the fat man's murderous gaze, which frightened me and swallowed the words I wanted to ask back into my stomach.

Perhaps, the fat mother really has a charm that I can't imagine.