Chapter 01 Amateur Taoist Priest
At noon in midsummer, under the scorching sun, Guan Yu sent troops to Jingzhou to attack Xiangfan, and won many victories. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info Pound in the north of Fancheng led troops to help and stationed in the north of Fancheng. The two armies of Guan and Pang faced each other, and they were about to break out, and in this battlefield atmosphere of killing and Xiao Su, a drum beat was like rolling thunder.
The commanders of Pang De and Guan Yu moved forward, and the cavalry was clustered, with one person from each side.
One is a green robe with a long beard, the armor shines brightly, crosses the red rabbit, holds the knife, and has phoenix eyes and beautiful hair.
"Guan Yun is here, why don't Pang De come and die early!"
At the sound of the drum, it was the tiger general Pang De who dragged his knife out of the horse: "I am here to take your head by the order of King Wei! I am afraid that you will not believe it, and I am here to prepare for it." If you are afraid of death, dismount and surrender early!"
Guan Gong was furious, rode his horse and danced his knife, and came to take Pound. The two generals are accustomed to long knives, and they have ushered in the wheel knives, and there are more than 100 battles, and the spirit is doubled.
At this time, in addition to the rhythm of drums on the battlefield, the 50,000 people of the two armies confronted each other, and there was silence.
The admirals clashed, and the two heavy long knives intertwined with a shuddering muffled sound. Not only the Jingzhou army, but even the Wei army were stunned.
And then...... In the Jingzhou army, five small soldiers who stayed out of the situation were squatting on the ground in a circle. It was four men and one woman, squatting on the ground as if they couldn't find the migrant workers of the project. Naturally, they didn't come to fight.
"Senior brother, seriously, please say it again, we really didn't understand. One of the seventeen or eighteen-year-old boys pointed out in panic that the tiger generals were fighting: "What is the situation with this Guan Yu?
Four newcomers surrounded the only old driver in this wave.
Xiao Yuanyou is in his early twenties this year, with medium-long hair and pigtails.
His smile was stiff: "Let me declare first, don't look at me with the eyes of looking at the handlebars of Qiu Mingshan, my driving skills can only ensure that no one will die within twenty yards, so ...... I'll tell you again, if you still don't understand, don't ask, I'm just a half-ignorant. β
"First of all, the 'Pang Lingming Raising Cowardice and Fighting to the Death' in front of me, I can answer you, it should be from the seventy-fourth episode of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". Xiao Yuan paused for a long time, and said before the few continued to ask: "Don't ask, I don't know this principle, I only know that this is an illusion, similar to hypnosis, or soul piercing? β
Xiao Yuanyou obviously saw a few people quietly pinching their thighs, someone else's, and then indifferent to the suggestion.
"Senior brother, we are the new monks who have entered the [Chaotic True Dao Gate] this month. We were supposed to meditate in the Taoist temple, but why did we suddenly wake up here?"
"Think about it, what were we doing before we came here?" Although Xiao Yuanyou was still smiling, everyone could see that he was impatient.
The four of them replied cautiously: "Meditate and settle down." β
"We are Daomen monks, and this 'illusion' is the cultivation method of this Daomen, the so-called: entering into a fugue and detaching from experience. Through continuous accumulation to improve one's own knowledge, the role of illusion is this. The time limit for the experience is 'within three days', after which you will be forced to leave the illusion. In short, you can treat it as if this is playing the same game, pass the game, and there are prizes. β
At this time, a light breeze blew a yellow talisman with the words: [Explanation completed, Dao Qi: 4].
The appearance of this thing means that everyone who has this ticket probably understands that the reward is not fake, Xiao Yuanyou sighed.
"Hey, it's really a delay!" Xiao Yuanyou breathed a sigh of relief, as if relieved, and waved his hand sincerely and smiled: "When the game is played, I'll go-"
"You're just clocking in and getting ready to get off work!" The two directly hugged the thighs: "Senior brother, don't be so perfunctory to us, please, help people to the end." β
Xiao Yuanyou pinched his ears with his little finger, frowning with a dead fish eye: "Didn't you say it! When you play a game, pass the level and settle the experience points, and then level up, add points, change jobs, buy a house, get married, divorce again, divide the property equally, and kill this slut......"
"Senior brother, wake up, senior brother!" several people were shocked.
Xiao Yuanyou returned: "In short, every time you live and experience the completion of the meditation, you can get some rewards, such as: knowledge, technology, and experience. β
"Can you bring the power back to the real world......?" asked one of the fat boys, who were wearing glasses and knew it was a dead house at a glance.
"Hahahaha!"
"What are you laughing at?"
Xiao Yuanyou said expressionlessly: "My parents told me that if the other party tells a joke, even if it is not funny, you have to laugh three times to show respect." β
"But the senior brother just laughedβ"
"Oh, the fourth laugh at you. β
"Uh......"
"What are we here?superpower development institution?Fa Γ Gong Teaching and Research Base?" Xiao Yuanyou shook his head: "No matter how you say it, [Chaotic Truth] is also a legal Taoist sect registered in the Taoist Association, and it doesn't teach things that collect money and harm people, but it won't release a wave with both hands...... As the old saying goes, cultivating the Tao is cultivating the heart! Is it true that the temples on the mountain are full of immortals who are engaged in cultivating the truth, and the caves under the mountain are all old grandfathers who carry them around?"
Xiao Yuanyou expressed his concern for the IQ and common sense of modern youth with contemptuous eyes and a worried tone, and also had some uncivilized verbal opinions about the education system.
"What! I've heard that it can be the same as in the novel, it can be Jindan and Yuanying...... I only came here when I got the way to ascend!" Several people suddenly made a lot of noise, and when they saw Xiao Yuanyou's eyebrows slanted up like two watermelon knives straight into the sky, they suddenly softened and said flatteringly: "Senior brother is mighty, senior brother is patient, we want to confirm it...... The reinforcement you get in the illusion really doesn't work for your real self?"
"Tsk...... You want to ascend to heaven so much, go directly to Uncle Yang's hospital to ask for love. Xiao Yuanyou was really about to explode at this time, considering that he was a senior, he reluctantly continued to explain: "Don't be stupid, your experience in the settlement is strengthening. Although the 'Dao Qi value' of Daomen cultivation can also be exercised, it is impossible to be as perverted as a genetic lock, at best, it is to run faster, have a better appetite, and be considered to be fitness. β
"What's the use of cultivating the Tao? It's useless at all! You can still see beautiful women in the gym!"
"Ah...... I can't say the same, for example: Suppose you find the paper to be tested tomorrow here, and you can take away the passing score of this subject when you go out......" Xiao Yuanyou pointed to Guan Yu in front: "Not to mention the Martial Saint Guan Dao in front, if you learn this, tsk ......"
"What can you do if you learn that! Kill pigs? And you can learn a few tricks from such a distance!"
Xiao Yuan was casual and calm: "Ahem, in short, this is strengthening." So experience and memory are great treasures!Uh-" Xiao Yuanyou touched his chin: "If you want to take out something like the Demon Penetration, then remember to inform me and the TV station." If you think it's not worth it, you can also learn from me, never use these 'Dao Qi' to strengthen yourself, but directly exchange it for money, the exchange rate these days is 1:613 yuan, I advise you to endure until the price rises......"
Seeing that Xiao Yuanyou became more and more energetic as he spoke, the following people were surprised: "How can you be so skilled?"
"Well, I used all this money to make a down payment on a house within the third ring road, and the mortgage can be paid off in only thirteen years......"
The Great Khan of the People: Is this person a Taoist priest? Getting married, divorcing, making money, buying a house...... Are all the current Taoist priests so virtuous?
"Don't look at me like that, goodbye. Xiao Yuan turned around and waved his hand, looked at the other party's disappointed expression, frowned and replied, "To tell you the truth, in fact...... I'm just a part-time Taoist priest. β
The group of people in the back were left with a deep shock: "There is a part-time job for this thing?"
There are actually part-time Taoist priests, such as the old man on the street corner who sells strong pills and hair growth lotions, maybe the next time they meet, they will start setting up a stall to tell fortunes.
But Xiao Yuanyou is obviously not like this kind of Mr. Sunglasses on the street, his calm and steady momentum, as well as his calm words and deeds, make him rich in a kind of composure and calmness that is difficult for mortals to achieve.
"Big brother, wait for me!" a girl who looked to be three or four years younger than him followed, also wearing a Taoist robe, and the two left the place one after the other.
Everyone looked at his dashing figure, and there was a child behind him. The white feather robe, the clouds are light and the wind is light, it seems to be familiar with the road, and it can be said to be the style of an immortal.
But why, there is always a trace of inexplicable, mysterious, imperceptible, and unknown in the hearts of the four people...... Egg pain?
"What the hell is part-time...... Part-time monastic?"
............
After leaving the novice, Xiao Yuanyou took his little follower to find a shade and rest for a while, after all, there is no expiration date in summer, whether it is two thousand years ago or two thousand years later, it is still very powerful.
Xiao Yuan rested enough, took out five yellow talismans, and shouted: "Start introducing the content of the story." β
A whirlwind blew away the spirit runes, Xiao Yuanyou only had one left here, and the rest flew to those novices, and there were a lot of contents on the rune paper-
[Additional Goal 1: Keep Guan Yu alive; Dao Qi: 5.] Additional Objective 2: Keep Guan Ping alive and Dao Qi: 3. Additional Target 3: Recapture Jingzhou, Daoqi: 30. γ
Xiao Yuanyou's eyebrows moved: "The high score in the back is enough for me to redeem a cheongsam chick who has come home with kung fu, go back, wow......"
"Big brother......" The girl next to him, with waist-length hair tied with boyish pigtails, said innocently and cutely: "Won't my kung fu be at home?"
Xiao Yuanyou frowned and glanced at her barren body: "Mimi, martial arts in the world are ever-changing, and some kung fu can only be comprehended when you grow up." β
The girl nodded blankly: "Hmm......"
When you enter the general fantasy world, you will definitely have several additional objectives, and once checked, you will have to complete the objectives of your choice before you can clear the level. In other words, choosing a goal is to increase the difficulty of clearing the level by one level for yourself. If you encounter something particularly difficult, you are not allowed to go out if you can't finish it, and you have to take the risk of failure.
And these reward points after completion can be used for cultivation, but Xiao Yuanyou, a poor ghost, has always exchanged money for money.
Xiao Yuanyou took the pen and checked off the first two targets after thinking about it.
Ami said: "The final score is very high. β
"Your brother's eyes are good......"
"Don't you?"
"That's the case, the reason why I didn't check the box is very simple-" Xiao Yuanyou frowned and inhaled, full of grief and indignation: "I haven't studied the marching formation, attacking the city, and pulling out the village." β
Mimi shook her head: "You often say that it is difficult to do things without guts." β
Xiao Yuanyou slammed her head: "Your eldest brother, I often say that the rapids retreat bravely, and the gentleman is reasonable." β
The fool again fell into deep thought: "Well......"
"Your unlucky physical education teacher actually led two classes...... Xiao Yuan sighed with his forehead: "To put it simply, it's cowardice." β
"Oh, how nice to say that. β
"No, at least 'Devil Dog Weeping' sounds more imposing than 'I'll be back'. Xiao Yuanyou said in an educational tone, extremely serious: "Language is an art. β
Monasticism is part-time because the person's job is related to language.