The fat man and I each held a charm and chased the cockroach to the back of the mountainside, and when we reached the small pond behind the mountain, the dwarf suddenly disappeared.

It's just that no matter how well he hides it, what can he do, I have been doing something to the soul incense early in the morning. It's good if he doesn't show up, and if he does, he can't escape my sensitive nose no matter how much he runs.

"Come out, how long are you going to stay up there?" I ran to an old locust tree next to me, and looked up the tree with great interest.

Although you can't see this dwarf on the locust tree, it is incredible that an old locust tree actually exudes the fragrance of sandalwood.

Therefore, there is no need to guess at all, the dwarf ghost is 100% hiding in this locust tree, but this ghost is extremely proficient in hiding techniques, even if the Taoist priest who has opened his spiritual eye, he may not be able to find his figure 100%.

"Come out, if you don't come out, I'll pee!" As I spoke, I prepared to unbuckle my trousers.

Suddenly, a shadow loomed on the rotten old tree pole, and not long after, this shadow was moving towards the ...... at lightning speed The fat man pounced.

"Alas, it's burning me, it's burning me! It hurts, it hurts. ”

In the next moment, the dwarf lay on the ground and kept rolling, screaming in pain and blowing cold air into his mouth.

This blink of an eye is so fast that people can't come back to their senses. First of all, the dwarf jumped out of the tree in fright, and then flew onto the fat man's shoulder.

Coal is obscure, and the only ability is to suck away people's wealth and blessings, and bring bad luck to people. The strength and weakness of man's luck are characterized by the three fires on the shoulders and foreheads. And if a ghost wants to erode a person's body, first of all, his breath must be stronger than the three fires on the body.

It's just that this dwarf ghost seems to have found the wrong person! Not to mention that the fat man's luck is not weak, and the fat man's other identity is a Taoist priest, and he practices the Huaguang method of domineering pure yang in the law lineage! If you say that the yang energy of people who practice the Huaguang method is not prosperous, I think that the yang energy of people who do not use any of the Dharma lineages is prosperous.

Therefore, the moment the dwarf touched the fat man's shoulder, he was immediately screamed by the three fires on the fat man's body, and fell to the ground and blew hard.

I laughed secretly, and then, with the dwarf as the center, I stepped on Yu and drew a vajra circle to prevent him from escaping.

"The two immortals spare their lives, spare their lives! The little one just heard the sound of the gong on the stage, so he couldn't help but run back to his hometown, not to deliberately offend a few immortals, please spare your life, spare your life! The dwarf fell to his knees and kowtowed vigorously to me and the fat man.

If you ask why the gnome's attitude suddenly changed so quickly?

Because...... The fat man, the old man, had already taken out the robe from the bag. No matter how stupid this dwarf is, he should have guessed who we are.

"I ask you...... Why do you want to run under the stage to suck other people's wealth, and don't you people in the underworld have a rule that you are absolutely not allowed to move the actors on the stage when watching the play? Why did you run to that stage to make trouble and slash your brothers in the troupe? I pointed to the dwarf who kept kowtowing on the ground

"Wronged, Shangxian, the little one is just hiding under the old Wang's house. I was hungry for the smell this morning, so I secretly showed up and took a few puffs, until tonight I heard the sound of gongs and drums, and then I secretly ran out again. The conscience of heaven and earth, the small one is just sucking in wealth, and even an ant has never stepped on it to death, how can it be related to harm. "The dwarf ghost kept kowtowing and begging for mercy

The fat man and I exchanged suspicious glances, if the dwarf ghost was telling the truth. Then he was just brought out this morning, and it has nothing to do with the stage injury that happened a few days ago?

Thinking of this, I stepped forward, pointed to the dwarf ghost on the ground and asked sharply: "Let me ask you, since you said that you have never hurt anyone, then why do you linger in the world to absorb wealth and blessings, why don't you enter the Nai Ho Bridge, the Yama Palace, and devote yourself to the six realms of reincarnation?" ”

The dwarf ghost's face turned bitter, and he said with a sad face: "The two immortals, if they can enter the six realms of reincarnation, they will have a chance to be reincarnated." How could the little one be this lonely and miserable ghost in the sun, without a home or family. If no one comes to rescue him, the small one can only wander in the ancestral land of the old Wang family, and be this lonely soul who has no one to worship. ”

When the dwarf ghost talked about sensationalism, he was already in tears.

"Oh, that lonely soul and wild ghost, if you have any grievances, report them quickly, let the Qingtian Lord call the shots for you!" The fat man pinched the fingers of the sword in his hand and made a posture of Guan Gong straddle the horse. …… Obviously, he has become addicted to watching dramas.

Although I was also curious and confused, the fat man's posture really made me sick. What I didn't expect was that this dwarf ghost actually folded his hands and said to the fat man very cooperatively: "Lord Qingtian, the little native lives by the river in Hu Village...... I have a house and a field at home."

Under my stunned gaze, these two goods actually played Allegro on the spot...... Grass mud horses, don't you want to be so ecstatic.

"In the morning, the cattle went to plough the fields, and the stars returned home at night, who expected that the villain's life was not good, and the third watch turned on the light on the thatched house, and the lamp went out in a gust of cloudy wind, and the villain fell into the dung pit...... Drop the manure pit. The dwarf ghost sang as his legs climbed back several steps in succession

"The poor villain is blessed and light, and he will return to the west at twenty-three, and there are even more unscrupulous carpenters Xu, and the villain who is arrested comes to imprison and imprisons ......"

When this dwarf ghost sang to the rise, it was a rhythm that could not be stopped at all. I was so confused that I didn't know what he was talking about.

The fat man seemed to be very useful, and nodded again and again as he listened to the dwarf's complaints.

"Shangxian...... The little one is finished! The dwarf ghost sang a long part in a row, and then ran timidly to the fat man's side.

"En" The fat man closed his eyes and rested his mind, and his chin was lightly tapped, as if he had already understood it in his chest

"Hey, you understand, I don't understand, can you translate it for me." I poked the fat man lightly

"Huh?" The fat man turned his head in surprise, scratched the back of his head and said, "I thought you understood, and I was going to let you translate it for me." ”

I...... Can't you just not pretend? I didn't understand what you were coquettish.

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"What? Dude, can you repeat it, it's better to be concise and to the point, and you will understand it as soon as you hear it! After half a ring, the fat man stepped forward, his face shy, quite embarrassed

Gnome Ghost: ......

Although I couldn't see his face clearly, I guessed that his face must be the same as mine, full of black lines, and there must be an urge to kick the fat man to death.

The dwarf ghost took a few steps back and took a deep breath. I guess he's calming down. It didn't take long for him to say this to the fat man

"Oh, I fell into the dung pit and died when I was alive, and I can't leave the stage after I die!"

Fatty: "............"

"Well, yes, concise and remarkable. It's just that there is no skin and bones, not plump enough, if it is plump, then the effect must be excellent" The fat man closed his eyes and pretended to be forced

Gnome ghost ......

"Fuck off, you two are both talking to me well, no, one is talking well, the other is serious about talking nonsense, don't give me that mess."

Depressed, naked repression, staying with this coward, I suspect that sooner or later, it will either be a split personality or be crippled by him.

Under my earth-shattering applause, the fat man finally smiled and straightened his face, and this dwarf also seriously talked about his past.

The dwarf ghost's original surname is Hu, and his single name is Ren. In the dark and windy night of a month when he couldn't touch his fingers, Hu Ren went to the thatched house with a lantern, and after a crackling comfort, Hu Ren lifted his pants and walked out of the thatched house.

When he walked to the septic tank at the back of the village, a gust of wind blew and blew out the lantern that Hu Ren was holding in his hand, and then Hu Ren stepped into the air, fell off the septic tank and drowned alive, becoming the first unjust ghost in Hujia Village who was drowned in a thatched house

At this time, Hu Ren talked about another thing that made him turn his ghost life.

It is said that the original stage was originally the residence of a large family, and this big family can be described as a well-known womanizer in ten villages and eight villages, stingy with rich people, lustful as life, and stingy like an iron rooster with a hair.

The head of this large family is also surnamed Wang, and he and the fat man were also a family five hundred years ago. And the name of this rich man is shockingly similar to the fat man......

This lustful and miserly rich man, surnamed Wang, is named Xiang

Wang Weixiang, Wang Weiqiang......

Fatso; ………………