Chapter 883: Bedwetting
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At this time, Feng Xiaotian No. 1, who was originally lying on the bed and sleeping, got up quietly, only to see him intoxicated and said: "Mom, the song you played just now is so good, what's your name?" ”
Dai Fei'er turned her head and said with a smile: "It's called "Eternal Moment", little baby, aren't you asleep?" How did you wake up? ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 pursed his lips and said, "With such moving music, how can I sleep?" If I do fall asleep, it's called Tyranny. ”
Dai Fei'er smiled slightly when she heard this, and the little guy saw that Dai Fei'er's expression was a little lost, he got up and put on his slippers and walked to Dai Fei'er's side, and before he could speak, he saw the photos in Dai Fei'er's mobile phone, the little guy turned his black eyes, tilted his head to look at Dai Fei'er, and then said in a strange manner: "Mom, you shouldn't have an affair, right?" This man is a soul singer, right? He's very handsome, but you can't change your mind, Mom, don't you want to- ouch! ”
Before he could finish speaking, Dai Fei'er grabbed his ear and scolded angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about, little guy! How could mom have an affair! How many times has Mom said that! I've only loved your dad alone in my life! Love him forever and forever! ”
The little guy bared his teeth in pain, and he begged for mercy again and again: "Mom, I was wrong! I was really, really wrong! Please be merciful! ”
Dai Fei'er let go of her hand a little angrily, and said dissatisfiedly: "How can you talk nonsense like this? Hum! ”
The little guy rubbed his mother's red ears and said, "People are just joking...... Besides, why did you ask for a picture of the soul singer? Isn't this obvious and misleading? ”
Dai Fei'er deleted the photos on her phone a little irritably, and said angrily: "Mom, this is investigating the problem, don't talk nonsense if the little kid doesn't understand!" ”
The little guy sighed, then blinked his little eyes and said, "Mom." Actually, I think this man is still quite handsome, but I don't know what the character is, so it's better to ......"
Hearing this, Concubine Dai'er raised her eyebrows, and glared at Feng Xiaotian No. 1, as if she was about to explode.
The little guy immediately changed his tune and said, "No matter how handsome he is, it's not my dad - it's not the dad my mother loves dearly!" Therefore, we must resolutely ignore his existence! ”
Dai Fei'er snorted: "Count you as acquaintances!" If you talk nonsense, hmph, Mommy will lock you and Lisa in the same room! ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 shuddered and said in fear: "Of course I won't talk nonsense...... Lisa, where does that guy look like a girl, I don't think any boy of the same age can beat her. It is estimated that this girl will not be able to marry in the future. ”
Dai Fei'er couldn't help but smile when she heard this, and said, "That's not necessarily, my mother knows that there is a boy younger than her who is better than her." ”
Feng Xiaotian opened his eyes in disbelief and said, "Really...... Mom wouldn't be lying, would she? The little boy who was able to beat Lisa...... How powerful it must be! ”
Dai Fei'er asked, "Do you think Uncle Taurus is amazing?" ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 immediately nodded and said, "Of course it's amazing!" He's not human! Last time, he gave me a show of breaking steel bars with his bare hands, and I was almost scared to pee my pants! ”
Concubine Dai smiled: "Your Uncle Taurus has a son, his name is Jin Buchang, the little boy I said can win against Lisa is him, and he is a few months younger than Lisa." ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 rolled his little eyes and said, "Is he really so powerful?" ”
Dai Fei'er nodded and said, "Of course it's so powerful, do you think your Uncle Taurus will make his son as weak as you?" ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 was dissatisfied: "Mom, I think that the measure of whether a person is weak or not cannot be measured only by the value of force. What's more important is to look at the head, my smart brain is definitely enough to make up for the lack of force. ”
Dai Fei'er looked at the little guy with pride, couldn't help but cut off, and then said disdainfully: "You are 108,000 miles behind your father!" He is such a smart person who has not forgotten to increase the force value. What excuse do you have for that? I think you're just lazy and don't want to practice martial arts, right? ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 was seen through by Concubine Dai, but he didn't want to admit it, so he raised his chin and said, "You always say that Dad is very smart." How powerful, I haven't seen my dad anyway, whatever you want. But you can't let me practice martial arts, I'm really not suitable for those rough jobs. ”
Dai Fei'er sighed and said: "The biggest difference between you and your father is that you are not self-motivated, your father is different, the most admirable thing about him is that he is extremely self-motivated, not afraid of hardship, not afraid of hard work, if you can learn these qualities of your father, your mother will really feel gratified." ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 said disdainfully: "Mom, why can't I endure hardship?" In order to memorize 300 Tang poems, I didn't even eat breakfast, and in order to solve your math problems, I didn't even play with toys for three days. ”
When Dai Fei'er heard this, she smiled disdainfully: "This is also called suffering? If only you knew what your father had suffered, you would have felt ashamed! ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 didn't believe it: "How is this possible? Tell me, how did Dad endure hardship? I don't believe I can't beat him! ”
Dai Fei'er recalled for a moment, then sighed and said: "Don't say it, even if I say it, you won't really understand the hardships your father has suffered......"
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 said unrelentingly: "Mom is so hateful, how can you not continue to say it when it comes to this?" I want to listen! I want to hear it! ”
The little guy took Dai Fei'er's arm and shook it, and Dai Fei'er rolled her eyes and said, "Do you really want to hear it?" ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 nodded vigorously and said, "Yes, I just want to know what kind of person my father is, you won't even meet this request, right?" ”
Dai Fei'er smiled and said: "If Mom says it, you really can't compare to Dad, you have to practice martial arts with Uncle Taurus, do you agree?" If you don't agree, then Mom won't say anything. ”
Dai Fei'er said this clearly because she wanted to use words to trap Feng Xiaotian No. 1, although the little guy knew. But curiosity and competitiveness made him unwilling to back down, only to see him nod and say, "Agree, agree!" Mom can talk about it now, right? ”
Dai Fei'er said proudly: "Okay, at your repeated requests, my mother will tell me the story about your father." ”
Dai Fei'er then told Feng Xiaotian about the loss of his relatives since he was a child, and then told the story of Feng Xiaotian dragging his immature body to live by picking up rags.
Dai Fei'er spoke in great detail, and the more the little one listened, the more fascinated he became, this was the first time he had heard a story about his father, and when Dai Fei'er finished speaking, he fell silent.
Dai Fei'er thought that the little guy was deeply moved, but she reached out and patted his little head and said, "Your father is such a strong man. Xiao Tiantian, are you deeply touched? ”
Dai Fei'er stood up and said, "It's not early, let's rest early." ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 rolled his eyes, as if he was thinking about something, and when he saw that Dai Fei'er was going to go to bed, he immediately grabbed Dai Fei'er's arm and said, "Mom, I'm really moved, can you tell me more about the story of your encounter with Dad?" I think that's the most moving moment. ”
Dai Fei'er couldn't help but laugh and said, "The little kid still knows this? Well, Mom repeats it - it was Mom's first time going to China. After arriving in Sanjiang......"
Dai Fei'er once again talked in detail about the encounter with Feng Xiaotian, Feng Xiaotian No. 1 seemed to listen very seriously, but his little eyes always looked at the bed from time to time.
After a long while, Dai Fei'er finally finished telling the story. It's ten o'clock in the evening American time, and Concubine Dai has been socializing a lot these days, and she feels a little tired after telling the story, so she stood up and stretched, "Okay." Mom finished speaking, it's not early, let's rest early. ”
Seeing this, Feng Xiaotian No. 1 hurriedly grabbed Concubine Dai and said, "Mom." You only told the story between you and your father, or also the story between the eldest mother, the second mother, the third mother and the father, I really want to hear it! ”
Dai Fei'er looked at the little guy's hopeful expression, she couldn't bear to refuse, she just wanted to agree, but suddenly found that the little guy's eyes secretly looked at the bed, Dai Fei'er felt that something was wrong, only to see her hesitate and say: "Xiao Tiantian, do you have something to hide from your mother?" ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 immediately shook his head when he heard this: "How could it be? Xiao Tiantian is the most well-behaved, she never hides it from her mother, and nothing really happens in bed! ”
After all, he is a child, no matter how smart he is, he can't be smarter than Concubine Dai, and when he saw that what he was hiding seemed to be noticed by his mother, he was a little flustered.
Dai Fei'er had a bad premonition in her heart, she tilted her head and asked, "Is this really the case?" ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 nodded vigorously: "It's absolutely true!" ”
Dai Fei'er sighed, and then suddenly lifted the quilt and looked at the bed, and then she said angrily: "I knew you must have wet the bed!" No wonder you're pestering me to tell a story all the time, do you want to rub it off until the sheets fall off? Hum! Do you know what the consequences of cheating on your mom are? ”
Feng Xiaotian stammered as he retreated: "Know...... Know ......"
Dai Fei'er grabbed his ears and said angrily: "Then you can talk about it." ”
Feng Xiaotian No. 1 said while screaming bitterly: "Ouch...... It hurts...... Cheating mom gets spanked...... Am I wrong? Mom, you're so tired, you don't have to worry about this little thing anymore, right? ”
Dai Fei'er snorted coldly: "I'm afraid it's too late now!" Hurry up and get beaten, boy! (My novel "God-level Genius" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will also be a 100% lottery gift for everyone!) Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner to "add friends", search for the official account "qdread" and follow, hurry up! (To be continued......)