Zhou Xiangyu was so nervous that he didn't even ask Yin Yuetian how to know where his single apartment was.

At this moment, she was snoring and eating a big bowl of Yangchun noodles, and she was happy.

Yin Yuetian pinched his eyebrows and watched him eat like this, and he was not in the mood to eat at all.

Turned over and got out of bed and planted on the ground, and because of the bear underwear, he was seen noisy for a long time, went out and hit the wall in a daze, and was almost hit by a car while jumping across the road......

This pile of piles one by one, so that Yin Yuetian has to sigh that such a woman can live until now is simply the first miracle in the history of human existence.

The partial-born person's mouth was still idle: "Na, you must be surprised, right?" Isn't it hard to believe that Bai Fumei like me would like to eat noodles at such a food stall. ”

"I was amazed ......"

Yin Yuetian pinched his eyebrows: "Just order a bowl of Yangchun noodles, you are actually embarrassed to ask for a private room, how can the owner of this hotel bear you." ”

"Huh? Who said I only ordered a bowl of Yangchun noodles? ”

Zhou Xiangyu smiled and waved to the waiter who walked into the room, and took the things handed by the other party: "How is it?" More than just a bowl of noodles, right? ”

What is it that she is holding in her hand instead of two small plates of cheese?

The pink and white cake is held in the hands of such a jasper-like pure and immaculate girl who is a little silly, no matter how you look at it, it makes people appetize.

It's just that the cloudy moon day has no appetite at all.

And when Zhou Xiangyu was holding a plate of cakes to advertise the beauty, she raised her hand and put the cake on the other party's face.

Of course, this is not just to paste her bear face, but the waitress who put down the cake suddenly shook off a ruler-long silver needle from her cuff and pierced the center of Yin Yuetian's eyebrows!

Yin Yuetian lightly pinched the other party's silver needle with two fingers of his other hand, and a trace of coldness leaked from his squinted eyes.

The room temperature immediately dropped by more than five degrees.

Not only others, but also Yin Yuetian himself has felt the cold.

The part of his finger that touched the silver needle was quickly sealed by the ice, and the ice, which was wrapped in a thick cold air, quickly spread from his fingertips to the bottom of the body, and in the blink of an eye, half of his forearm was frozen!

"Hmph."

Yin Yuetian snorted lightly, and the new torture origin quickly filled his arm, and with a slight shake, the solid ice had been perfectly shattered.

His hand has pierced the opponent's eyes at a speed that is almost invisible to the naked eye, once the stabbing is hit, the fingertip will be tortured and the origin is swallowed, and the opponent's entire brain will be perfectly minced!

It's just that when the fingertips almost touched the other party's eyelids, the cloudy moon sky stopped.

Because he felt that the woman in front of him seemed to have seen it from somewhere, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

This is undoubtedly a very beautiful woman, not inferior to every girl I have ever seen on a cloudy moon, and there is a kind of ...... on her body How so?

Star temperament?

However, the other party's eyes Yin Yuetian couldn't understand at all, and that kind of complicated feeling was not something that a three-free man like Yin Yuetian could understand.

He hesitated for only a second, and then decided to kill the woman immediately.

It's a pity that this second has been delayed for a long time with the two people who did it before, at least for a girl who has been pasted with a bear's face.

At this moment, Zhou Xiangyu had already taken down the white plastic plate with the cheesecake.

At the same time, the confused girl muttered vaguely: "What are you doing~ I'm just a little proud, why are you shooting me with a cake...... It's not my birthday. ”

As she spoke, she carefully wiped the cream from her eyes with her hands.

Seeing that Yin Yuetian's gaze turned to Zhou Xiangyu, the sneak attack waitress had been cold eyes like a fire, she let go of the silver needle and took half a step back, her body rotated three hundred and sixty degrees for half a circle, and she danced elegantly to pick up her smooth and white long legs, and she didn't care at all that her pink underwear was exposed to Yin Yuetian's eyes, and on the white canvas shoes that were raised straight, there was a silver mang, wrapped in cold air, and turned into a crescent-shaped ice blade inlaid on the shoes, and then aimed the whole long leg at the eyebrows of Yin Yuetian and slashed it hard!

Yin Yuetian secretly said troublesome, raised his hand and pointed at the other cheese next to him, and put it on Zhou Xiangyu's face, then he got up calmly, his shoulder was extremely accurate on the calf of the waitress, and the other party's long legs were put on his shoulder, and with one hand, he wrapped the other party's waist from behind, imprisoning the girl in his arms.

At the same time, he said very flatly: "Then it's your birthday." ”

He didn't speak quickly, and after he finished speaking, the girl in his arms, who was full of shame and anger, had already made a few moves with him with a silver needle in her hand.

Zhou Xiangyu only cared about his bear face being pasted, but he didn't expect that there was a battle next to him that killed him in an instant, and he didn't care about the cake on his face with both hands, and slapped it on the table hard: "I hate it!" There's still class in a while, and there's no time left, so you're like this again...... I'm going to wash my face in a moment! ”

Yin Yuetian raised his head to avoid the three ice needles shot out of the waitress's mouth, and the two fingers of his right hand clamped the opponent's wrist again to stop the ice needles that were about to pierce his temple, if the ballet dancer usually took the girl into the air and spun around the window for a few weeks, he said, "It's okay, right?" No one cares if your face is cake or poop anyway. ”

"Nasty! You're sick to death! ”

Zhou Xiangyu began to feel a little disgusting about the slippery cake on his face, and although it was fragrant and sweet, he couldn't help but wipe the cream on his eyes with his hands again.

"Do I know you......"

Yin Yuetian whispered in the waiter's ear, but he found that the other party was helpless to him, and it was actually two ice arrows shot at Zhou Xiangyu.

He frowned to himself and kicked his right foot backwards twice, turning the two icicle tracks upward.

Ding!

Two soft sounds, as from an ice pick piercing the ceiling.

"Huh? What was that? ”

Zhou Xiangyu wiped his eyes and raised his head towards the fish.

Yin Yuetian couldn't care that it was already very close to the window at this moment, so he turned back to Zhou Xiangyu's side again with the waitress in his arms, and raised his hand to press Zhou Xiangyu's little face into the big noodle bowl: "You hallucinate, there is no sound." ”

"Ah!!h

Zhou Xiangyu just screamed halfway, and drank half a mouthful of soup, if it weren't for the fact that this girl had already cleaned most of the bowls of noodles, and the temperature of Yangchun noodles was not too high, it was estimated that this time it would be disfigured.

Taking this opportunity, the speed of the cloudy moon day intensified to the window, and the window was quickly opened and the waitress in his arms was thrown out.

The latter also wanted to hold on to the window frame, but unfortunately he was kicked in the abdomen by Yin Yuetian, and suddenly flew out of the window with Venus in his eyes and sour water in his mouth.

"Ahh

Even if Zhou Xiangyu has a good personality, he couldn't help jumping up in a rage at this moment, quickly wiped the bear's face with the sleeves of his hands, stared at the cloudy moon sky with soup, and puffed up: "You are too much!" ”

At this moment, Yin Yuetian had naturally returned to his seat, and he said indifferently: "But you said you want to wash your face." ”

"You ......" Zhou Xiangyu pointed to himself: "Have you ever seen someone who washes his face with noodle soup?" ”

Yin Yuetian thought about it very carefully: "Are you an example?" ”

"You ......"

Zhou Xiangyu couldn't say a word because of this bastard's anger, he just glared at him viciously, as if he had eaten this guy who didn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade through the air, and then digested it with his eyes.

Yin Yuetian: "You won't bring no money, will you?" That's why you're looking at me so expectantly and I want me to pay your bills? ”

Zhou Xiangyu was almost angry by his words, this kind girl couldn't scold any dirty words, and she was still entangled in her heart whether it would make the other party very faceless if she left like this, hesitating in her heart, and she had already begun to roll her eyes.

Yin Yuetian estimated in her heart that the woman just now didn't seem to be coming at Zhou Xiangyu, otherwise how could she make a move on her.

But if this is the case, it is difficult to guarantee that she will find it again, so she said: "Forget it, even if I invite you this time, take it as an apology." ”

As he spoke, he pulled the money out of his pocket, but immediately froze.

Because he already felt that the girl who used the ice energy had entered the private room again.

He raised his eyebrows and looked up at Zhou Xiangyu, and the result was ......

Zhou Xiangyu: "(⊙o⊙)!" ”

Zhou Xiangyu: "~(≧▽≦)/~Ah, ah, it's Longyou Fan Mei!!! ”

Cloudy day: "......"

He had been completely defeated by this snake spirit disease, and he pinched his eyebrows and said, "What the hell are you doing?" ”

"Longyou Fanmei! The fragrant girl's dragon tour pink plum! Zhou Xiangyu looked at the girl at the door with red eyes and red hearts, holding his chest with his hands in tears.

Immediately, she was stunned, and looked left and right: "What kind of variety show is this?" Or a hidden camera? Otherwise, why would Longyou Fanmei appear here and still wear a waiter's suit? ”

Yin Yuetian got up and turned his head and said, "Who are you?" ”

The waitress at the door was covering the footprints on the lower abdomen of her clothes at the moment, and sneered with tears in her eyes: "Don't you remember me?" ”

Zhou Xiangyu: "⊙ ⊙ have an adulterous affair!?" ”

Yin Yuetian: "Why are you so sensitive in this kind of thing?" ”

He said to 'Longyou Fanmei': "Why do I want to remember you? Hurry up and tell me who you really are, my patience is limited. ”

Long You Fanmei almost cried, but she still bit her lower lip stubbornly and said: "Six years ago, Xinjida, you ruined the dreams of five girls, and saw that I have never been seen by any man...... body"

She trembled like a girl who was toyed with and abandoned: "Even if you do that kind of thing to me, even if you forget me, I will never forget you!" ”

Zhou Xiangyu was shocked: "What!?" Tianyue, you actually did such an evil thing!? Are you coming near me to ......?"

Yin Yuetian was not angry: "You think too much stupid!" ”

He said, "I remember, those five women of the five plants of Amakusa, right?" ”

Longyou Fanmei said: "That's right! I'm Amakusa Pregnant Snow! ”

Yin Yue Tiandao: "I said you can't call a name?" It's the fragrant girl group again, it's the five plants of Amakusa, and what is the Longyou Pink Plum Grass Pregnant Snow, how can I remember such a lot of names? ”

While~~

It was the sound of a spoon smashing on the back of the head and falling on the table.

When Mu Mu turned around, he saw Zhou Xiangyu's indignant face.

Yin Yuetian's eyes fell on the spoon on Table Mountain, and he touched the back of his head with his hand.

It's not a big deal, but it really hurts......

"What are you doing......

"What am I doing!?" Zhou Xiangyu huffed: "I really didn't expect you to be such a person!" You must have a bad plan to approach me, right!? I've always thought you were a very good person, and although you said you were stupid to me, you were really gentlemanly to me...... I didn't expect you to be such a beast with a human face and a beast's heart! ”

Speechless on a cloudy day.

He looked at Amakusa Pregnant Snow, then at Zhou Xiangyu, and sat on the chair.

The best way at this moment is undoubtedly to kill these two girls, saving time, effort and worry, but for the sake of the burning lamp of life, it is obviously impossible.

Another method is to stun Zhou Xiangyu in an instant and then kill Amakusa Pregnant Snow, but the problem is that at this moment, Zhou Xiangyu has also changed his attitude towards himself dramatically, and if he kills Amakusa Pregnant Snow like this, this matter will undoubtedly be irreparable.

In fact, Yin Yuetian hopes to protect Zhou Xiangyu secretly, but for this kind of woman who may be able to choke herself to death by drinking soup, it may be dangerous to stay a little farther away.

So he had nothing to do, so he could only say 'sit' to the two girls, and then call someone to relieve the siege.

"That's right! That's me! Ten minutes later, Delvin happily pointed to himself and said, "A handsome man who can't be described in 300,000 words." ”

Zhou Xiangyu said strangely: "Teacher, what are you doing here?" ”

Delvin sighed, "It's not about solving the yin ...... A long-cherished wish between Tenzuki-san and Miss Amakusa.。 ”

He sneered: "Classmate Zhou, in fact, their relationship is not what you think. ”

Zhou Xiangyu's brain, which couldn't bend at all, immediately put a question mark: "Huh? Did I guess something wrong? ”

"Of course."

Delvin said to Amakusa Pregnant Snow: "Miss Amakusa, you have to admit that I have been in Sinjida for six years, right?" ”

Amakusa Pregnant Snow glared at him angrily and nodded reluctantly.

Delvin shook his blonde hair: "You see, even after six years, a man with a handsome face like me will never be forgotten by a girl." ”

Cloudy day: "Shut up narcissist." ”

Delvin: "Boy, are you coming?" ”

Yin Yuetian couldn't say anything about this guy for the first time, and waved his hand to let him continue.

Delvin said with a smile: "Actually, six years ago, there was a huge misunderstanding in Xinjida, classmate Zhou, the Qingxiang Girl Group is also an evolutionary, you should know the Tao, right?" ”

Zhou Xiangyu nodded blankly: "Yes." ”

Delvin said: "At that time, we met by chance with the fragrance girl group in Tanzania, and then there was a little misunderstanding, which led to a fight......

Zhou Xiangyu's mind will not turn at this moment, and he understands something: "Wait a minute, what do you mean...... You and Tianyue, are both evolutionaries? ”

Instead, she stopped Delvin from asking, and he turned his head to look at Yin Yuetian: "Have you never shown your strength in front of him?" ”

Yin Yuetian: "Did you just find out idiot?" ”

Delvin opened and closed his mouth a few times, and he laughed nervously.

He laughed exaggeratedly, moved so much that even tears burst into tears, making the other three look at him very inexplicably.

This laugh lasted for nearly three minutes, until everyone got under the table, and I didn't see him say anything.

Yin Yuetian simply took him out from under the table again: "What are you laughing at?" ”

Delvin really burst into tears, except for the laughter, his whole face was twisted into a ball, and he cried sincerely.

He said very aggrievedly: "Sure enough...... the novel kills people Wei Xiaobao in "The Legend of the Deer and Ding" laughs when he encounters difficulties, so that he can come up with a way, why can't I think of it?" ”

Cloudy day: "......"

He kicked the man out of the room, slammed the door shut and said to the two girls, "Let's make it clear, I'm really miserable with this job." ”

He pointed at Zhou Xiangyu and said, "You idiot, do you have to force me out to tell the truth?" Yes, I am an evolutionary, and I entered this school to protect you. Didn't you notice that you Lao Dou had removed all your bodyguards three days ago? I'm the new bodyguard! ”

He pointed at Amakusa Pregnant Snow again: "No matter what your purpose is, don't come near me in the future, otherwise I will definitely kill you next time!" Don't expect me to let you go again and again, you should know what kind of person I am. ”

Amakusa Pregnant Snow's tears immediately flowed, and she stood up abruptly and said loudly, "Come on! Kill me! Anyway, when I think of you, I can't sleep all night, and I am tortured to death by you in my mind every day! It's a relief that you killed me! ”

Yin Yuetian sneered: "Fulfill you." ”

He put his hand behind his back, and when he took it out, he already had a scalpel in his palm.

But before his scalpel could shoot out, he received another spoonful on his head.

"How could it be ......"

The cloudy moon froze in place.

If he was hit in the back of the head by a spoon just now because his attention was on Amakusa Pregnant Snow, then this time, he also paid attention to Zhou Xiangyu, and did see her do the action of 'throwing', but inexplicably, this spoon just didn't dodge!

And it really hurts after being hit......

Seeing his sluggish appearance, Zhou Xiangyu's anger finally disappeared, and he hugged his arms like a strong woman and said, "No matter what else, I understand one thing!" You're my bodyguard, right? Then you're just going to listen to me, right!? That's why I don't allow you to bully my idol! ”

She said this quickly, and her tone was indeed like a little bit, but the soup and water on this girl's face had not been wiped clean at the moment, and she had never done this kind of action like "queen" and "royal sister" before, which made her look a little cute now.

With the calmness of the cloudy moon day, I actually have the urge to scold my mother at this moment.

He was silent for a long time and said, "So, what do you want me to do?" ”

As soon as this sentence came out, it was Zhou Xiangyu's turn to be silent.

yes, what can she do? Let him be responsible for Amakusa Pregnant Snow? But it seems that the relationship between them is not what they think.

But if you don't do anything, you seem to be sorry for your idol.

So this idiot actually put his eyes on Amakusa Pregnant Snow for help.

Fortunately, Amakusa Pregnant Snow is also very unclear about her feelings for Yin Yuetian at the moment, although I believe that everyone who is watching has understood, but there is a sentence called what?

The authorities are fascinated, and the tsundere are stupid.

Amakusa Pregnant Xue thought about it for a few seconds, and actually got up and pointed to Yin Yuetian and said, "I want you to die!" ”