Chapter 31 I'm the aunt who wants to be the king of brain supplements
Complaining is complaining, and the challenge is still to participate. Ma Le walked up to the nearest beauty, and said in a voice that he thought was very sexy: "Hey, beauty, you are so beautiful today, come and kiss your mouth......" "Smack!" This completely substandard accosting was finally ended by a loud slap, and the girl glared at him, picked up her bag and left the bar angrily.
"It seems that once you fail, there will be one less beauty in the bar, and there will be no chance of a restart......" Although the slap of the beauty can't even cause false damage, Ma Le still subconsciously touched the thick skin. This time, did you say it too bluntly just now, was it regarded as a hooligan? Ma Le reflected and walked towards a short-haired beauty on the other side.
"Hey, I didn't expect to meet you here, remember me?" Ma Le learned this time, used the tactic of pretending to be familiar, and sat next to the short-haired girl with a sunny face. The girl glanced at him and said impatiently, "I advise you to change your goal, my boyfriend is almost here!" β
Ma Lexin said You think I want to find you, aren't you forced to do anything by the reward! "It doesn't matter, as long as there is fate, he can't be an obstacle for us!" Ma Le said, suddenly feeling the light dim, and his entire body and most of the round table were shrouded in a huge shadow. Ma Le looked up, and a super giant man who was as tall as Yao Ming and whose muscles were comparable to that of the governor was looking down at him with a bruised face, "Do you think my physique can't pose an obstacle?" As he spoke, the strong man clenched his hands into fists, and his bones clattered.
Ma Le explained with a smile: "Don't get me wrong, big brother, I don't have anything to think about, just borrow your girlfriend for a minute, kiss it and it's over......" When the strong man heard this, he jumped like thunder, waved a huge fist and smashed it down, Ma Le dodged away, and the round table in front of the seat took the punch for him, and it was smashed with a bang. The short-haired girl hurriedly stepped forward to dissuade her, but in this case, the more the woman persuaded her, the more the man had to show her majesty, and the strong man continued to rush towards Ma Le.
Ma Le knew that he was at a loss, and he just dodged all the way, hoping that the other party would retreat from the difficulties, but after hiding for a long time, the strong man was wearing a rough breath, but he didn't mean to stop. Ma Le was also provoked to be a little angry, "Damn, are you really afraid of you?!" As he spoke, he was about to step forward to teach this strong man a lesson, but at the moment before he made a move, he suddenly thought of challenging the rules and not hurting the plot characters, so he immediately took back the half-punched fist. But the fist was retracted, and the momentum of the forward rush of the body had not stopped, and the strong man saw the opportunity and punched Ma Le in the face with all his strength. "Dang", the people in the bar all closed their eyes and couldn't bear to look at the ......
"Ahhhhh......h
Ma Le's naked armor is as high as 30 points, the strong man is an ordinary person after all, no matter how great his strength is, it is only a dozen points, this punch hit Ma Le's side face, as if smashed on an iron block wrapped in leather, and the finger bones were actually broken by Ma Le's cheekbones!
The strong man covered his right hand, looked at Ma Le with frightened eyes, and the wolf retreated, and finally left the bar with a cruel word, while his short-haired girlfriend looked back at Ma Le meaningfully before chasing out.
Although this punch was not made by Ma Le, he still caused damage to the plot character after all, so he received a warning, and the system gave him another chance.
Ma Leke didn't dare to cause trouble anymore, just obediently accosted and quietly picked up girls. But what he did just now was too sensational, and now he has become a celebrity in the bar, although the girls are very interested in him, but most of them avoid it, and even if there are occasionally people who are willing to talk, they only taste it, and never dare to have in-depth communication. Nonsense, such a violent maniac who can hurt people with his face, which woman dares to ask for it!
After a busy day, the one-hour time limit was coming soon, but Ma Le didn't even want a flying kiss, seeing that there were few women left in the bar, I am afraid that this challenge opportunity will be lost......
"Come, let go, lift your feet......" Ma Le was sitting in the corner decadently, a broom appeared at his feet, and when he looked up, he saw that it was a cleaning aunt in her sixties who was sweeping the floor. Ma Le subconsciously raised his foot, let the aunt sweep over, and then looked at the busy back of the aunt blankly. "This kind of modern bar will also recruit this kind of granny-level cleaner......" Ma Le muttered, and then suddenly his eyes lit up and he sat up! This aunt ...... I guess she's a woman, too!
is the so-called hunger, seeing that there are less than five minutes left, Ma Le is not in the mood to pick a partner, at least, this aunt should be easier to attack than those pretentious beauties!
When he got out, Ma Le slapped his thigh and got up to stop his aunt, but he instantly thought that something was wrong, he was a young man, and he just went to talk to an old lady, how weird it looked, it was good not to scare the aunt away. If you can become an old man...... But damn it, I didn't do it permanently when I absorbed Soros, and the image of that old man has been covered by security guard Baker!
There was no way, Ma Le decided to challenge his artistic cells, and use the local manipulation of the physical body technique of the prototype talent to add a few wrinkles to his face! Although they are all epidermal micro-deformations, this is different from a simple skin tear, and in addition to natural ability, it also requires reasonable conception. If the wrinkles are not scientific, or if they are too deep, it is likely to make a horrible grimace. Ma Le put his hands on his face, kneaded carefully, and used the assistance of his fingers to depict his big face against time, and finally, after three minutes, he successfully created an old image that could barely be seen.
"It should be almost, the lights in the bar are dim, and it shouldn't be a goof!" Cheering himself up in the mirror, Ma Le finally went to his aunt.
"Is that you, Ruth!" Ma Le imitated the old voice and patted the aunt's shoulder. The old lady turned around, looked at Ma Le with a stunned face, shook her head and said, "I'm sorry, you recognize the wrong person......
"Nope! I'm not mistaken! Ma Le pretended to be excited and grabbed his aunt's shoulders with both hands, and said affectionately: "Don't you remember me, I'm Jack, the poor painter Jack I met you on the luxurious Titanic!" β
The aunt shook her head blankly: "I'm sorry, Mr. Jack, I'm not the Ruth you're looking for, you must have recognized the wrong person!" β
As soon as Ma Le heard that there was a door in his heart, this NPC that challenged the space really hadn't seen the Titanic, so let Lao Tzu fool you to death! "Have you forgotten, Ruth, you are a noble lady, I am a poor painter, we met on the deck of the Titanic, and that night you had an awkward fall with your fiancΓ© and were about to jump into the sea, and I happened to see you...................................................... In the end, the Titanic sank, and I put you in a lifeboat, and I almost froze to death in the sea, but fortunately I was saved by encountering other ships in the end...... I've been looking for you since then, Ruth, it's been fifty years, I've been looking for you for fifty years. They all said I was crazy, that a noble lady couldn't fall in love with me, and finally they even said I was mentally ill, but I knew that I wasn't crazy, I was normal! Finally, today, I found you, Ruth, don't leave me again! Ma Le didn't even dare to breathe, and memorized the synopsis of the Titanic's story in one go, and the old lady was also stunned.
"I'm sorry, I'm also very touched by your love, but I'm really not the Ruth you were looking for......" The aunt explained, "Moreover, have you ever seen a noble lady who works as a cleaner?" β
Where was Ma Le willing to give up, he hugged his aunt and cried loudly: "Are you so ruthless? Do you want to forget me so much? That's it, I don't expect to be able to stay with you for a long time, I just hope that you can fulfill the promise of the year and give me an affectionate kiss, with this kiss, I haven't looked for you in vain in the past fifty years, okay? β
Aunt looked at Ma Leman's irregular wrinkled old face, showing an embarrassed expression, Ma Le scolded Lao Tzu in his heart, the young man has not disliked it, you dislike me! But on the surface, there is still a look of expectation and distress, looking at this aunt affectionately.
"Okay, Jack, close your eyes ......" In the end, the aunt was still moved, or perhaps thought that this "Jack" was an old foolish old man, and the kind aunt decided to fulfill the old man's dream and give him a kiss that was fifty years late.
Eventually, when time was running out, Ma Le finally managed to get a kiss, even though the object of the kiss was a wrinkled aunt......
With the end of this kiss, Ma Le's time has also come, he finally held his aunt's face, and said with sincere gratitude: "Thank you......" Then, it turned into a ball of white light and disappeared......
The aunt was stupid at the time, she stood on the spot in a daze, and she didn't even notice that the broom fell to the ground, until the mobile phone on her waist rang, she came back to her senses, and when she looked around, no one noticed her, and secretly walked into the corner of the bathroom door and connected the phone.
"Hey, how's it going?" A deep male voice came from the other end of the line.
"I've been spinning all night, and I didn't find anything abnormal, it shouldn't be here!" The aunt covered her mouth and whispered to the other end of the phone, strangely, at this time, the aunt's voice was completely different from the previous old man, but there was a kind of young woman's crispness.
"Keep watching," the man said, "and there are no anomalies found in any other places. β
The aunt frowned, reached out and lifted the bangs, and said a little dejectedly: "Boss, I'm ...... Somewhat uncomfortable and wanted to leave early......"
"What's wrong?" The other end of the phone asked with concern, "Are you too tired?" If you're not feeling well, just rest first......"
"Thank you, Boss!" The aunt replied, hung up the phone, walked into the bathroom, looked around to see if there was no one, pulled off the curled and fluffy wig on her head, took off her cleaning clothes, removed the toilet paper used to fill her bloated body at the waist, and tore off the human skin mask on her face...... In the blink of an eye, the aunt transforms into a hot and sexy blonde......
The girl washed her face, frowned in the mirror, touched her forehead, and muttered, "There shouldn't be a fever, then ...... It's really not a hallucination...... Could it be that the old gentleman is really a ghost, wandering in the world for fifty years, just looking for the partner who is in love with life and death? β
If Ma Le saw this scene, while being surprised by the true face of the aunt, he would definitely praise him with admiration: "Sister, your brain replenishment ability is too strong......