140 Be a man and a ghost
"Yo, isn't this who it is, Brother Nan?" It's rare that Xiao Yuan actually took the initiative to greet me.
"Ah, Boss Xiao, since you are sober, don't say anything, tell me the whereabouts of the Fire Spirit Bead." I'm too lazy to go around in circles and get straight to the point.
"Hey, isn't Tian Zhiyong with you? Why didn't you see him? Xiao Yuan was talking about him left and right.
Tian Zhiyong, it's not easy for you to meet him, I'll beat you to death, and you can see him. The stomach was fiercely slandered, but the mouth was snorting haha: "Mr. Tian, he has a little trivial, he will come later, he'll come later, this is the car key he gave you." ”
Xiao Yuan frowned, and reached out to get the key: "Where did he go?" If you come back right away, you two won't have to bring me the key, right? ”
I didn't see it, Xiao Yuan looked like Maitreya Buddha, but his mind was turning so fast. smiled and took out his mobile phone: "I'll call him and ask him to ...... quickly"
Before I finished speaking, I felt as if someone had grabbed my throat, and I couldn't say a word, because I saw Xiao Yuan's outstretched right hand.
The last time I saw Xiao Yuan, Xiao Yuan's right hand was wrapped in thick gauze, and now that the gauze has been removed, I can see at a glance that Xiao Yuan's right hand has no index finger.
Damn, Xiao Yuan's right hand doesn't have an index finger.
The fat man must have discovered this situation, and immediately thought of who the person without the index finger of his right hand would be, and shouted: "Yi Shui Han!" ”
Xiao Yuan's hand suddenly stopped in mid-air, and he looked at us with a smile: "What is Yi Shuihan?" ”
I pulled the fat man, and the two of them were suddenly far away from the bed, pointing at Xiao Yuan and shouting angrily: "Yi Shuihan, don't quibble anymore." ”
All kinds of thoughts came in his heart, Gu Quan said that Yi Shuihan had found a suitable body, yes, Xiao Yuan's body was the most suitable, he was the champion of Tianya Province Sanda, not to mention his physical fitness, and because of the injury, he was relieved to be in the hospital for fusion, and no one bothered him.
Finally knowing why he had a problem with his memory repeatedly, isn't this a sign of fusion? Isn't that No. 2 puppet Tong Tong often having memory problems?
The smile on Xiao Yuan's face gradually turned cold: "It seems that you know too much." ”
As soon as he said this, it was tantamount to admitting that he was Yi Shuihan.
I immediately put on a defensive posture with the fat man, damn, a ghost with great magical powers, strengthened by the golden bone, and then possessed the body of the Sanda champion of Tianya Province, this combat power, I'm afraid it can only be described as a fighter in metamorphosis.
"Brother Ghost, do you still have a gun on you?" The fat man asked in a low voice.
I knew that the gun he was referring to was nothing more than a high-powered weapon like a shotgun, and that a pistol or something like that couldn't hurt a puppet.
"There's a hair, do you want it?" I didn't have an angry answer.
Xiao Yuan had slowly sat up from the bed/on, pulled out the infusion tube on his left hand, put on his shoes slowly, and did two sessions of radio gymnastics in front of us, or the seventh set of this old-fashioned radio gymnastics, seeing that we didn't react, Xiao Yuan was even more unscrupulous, finished the radio gymnastics, and actually chanted again: "For the revolution, protect your eyesight, eye exercises start now, the first session ......"
This guy actually started eye exercises in front of us, this is really 'bearable, losing is unbearable', too don't take us seriously, I and the fat man are all fists in unison, I even hold a mobile phone in my hand.
"Puffy!" Xiao Yuan threw a punch and a kick like lightning, and fought with the two of us each with a move, I was shocked back three steps, and the mobile phone in my hand flew to the ceiling, and then fell to the ground with a snap, shattering. The fat man was directly kicked by Xiao Yuan, sticking to the wall and slowly sliding down, with blood flowing out of the corner of his mouth.
"How's it going, fatty?" I shouted.
"Dead ...... No! The fat man sat on the ground against the wall and shook his head at me with great difficulty: "This guy ...... Damn, force...... It's too fierce! ”
It seems that he won't be able to get up for a while, the dead fat man is too unbeaten, he already knew to call Ai Jiayu or come over safely, these two goods are the spokesperson of the moon servant, not to mention winning steadily, it should still be okay to fight with him to lose both sides, right? It's not like now, it's a situation where it's completely beaten.
I swear I'm going to put bazookas and grenades in my space bag in case I need them.
Think about what you are doing with all those useless things, or think about how to get through the difficulties in front of you. I thought about the situation in front of me, judging from Xiao Yuan's fight with me just now, this guy's winning side accounts for eighty percent.
What's more, he also has a junior brother at the door, the runner-up of Sanda in Tianya Province, if the two join forces, I'm afraid I won't even have a chance of one percent. By the way, why didn't this Cui Yue move?
Xiao Yuan choked his wrist, shook his neck, and prepared to officially start the war after warming up: "Zhengnan, at the beginning, we actually planned to use your body, but unfortunately, every time we missed, to be honest, your physical quality is called a good, now that I think about it, I salivate." ”
Mouth-watering? Is that how you describe people? When Lao Tzu is braised pork or Dongpo elbow?
"However, it doesn't matter, this body is not bad, and it is not in vain for me to pull him back from the line of death. Let me tell you, in order to resurrect Xiao Yuan, I spent a lot of energy. Xiao Yuan said with a grin, and some beads of sweat seemed to ooze from excitement on his face. At this time, I should call him Yi Shuihan.
"You lie in the hospital every day, how can you carry out the integration, is it possible that the doctors in this hospital have been bribed by you?" A question came to my mind.
"How is that possible? Hehe, you're thinking too inhospitable. Yi Shuihan stretched out his index finger and shook it: "The one at the door is my junior brother Cui Yue, where am I going, is it difficult for him to tell others?" ”
This is also true, I smiled bitterly: "I said, you don't do a good ghost, what do you want to do with a person's body?" ”
Hearing me say this, Yi Shuihan suddenly looked up at the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle, and tears glistened with tears in his eyes: "What's so good about being a ghost?" I've been a ghost for so long, I don't feel a trace of pleasure/feeling that ghosts bring us, which is like you humans, eating and drinking spicy, driving horses, massaging and saunas, let me tell you, female ghosts are all cold and dry, like wooden people, which is like you humans, tight/warm/wet/slippery! ”
I/, that's your excuse to be a man? Tight/warm/wet/slippery are all out, you can't be a pervert, right? I was obviously thundered, and I laughed dryly: "So, the first thing you fused was, what did the nurse who served you give me?" ”
"That's natural, haha, otherwise, how would I know it's tight and wet/slippery? These nurses, one is more beautiful than the other! Yi Shuihan laughed, looking very proud, like an old fox who had just eaten thirty hens.
This brute, it seems that he has ruined several nurses, why are these nurses silent one by one?
The beads of sweat on Yi Shuihan's face became more and more, which made me feel a little wrong, what was going on?
Yi Shuihan didn't seem to notice his abnormality, and laughed three times: "By the way, the fire spirit bead you are looking for is actually in the locker of the Foreign Trade Hotel, and the key is on me, if you can get out alive, the fire spirit bead is yours." Well, without further ado, I'm going to avenge my little buddies. ”
After saying that, he flew up and slammed into me, which was a high whip kick.
I put my arm on the side of my head, and put my other hand on my arm as a cushion, for Yi Shuihan's leg, I didn't know if I could resist it, I was even ready to be kicked away by him.
Boom! The whip leg slammed into my arm, but not as hard as I thought I would, and I didn't even shake my body.
Hey? This is not right, why is Yi Shuihan's strength so much smaller, could it be that the gear in his hand is broken? I glanced at his wrist, only to see that there was no golden ball tied to the red rope on his wrist.
The beads of sweat on Yi Shuihan's face became bigger and bigger, and even some of them were mixed with red bloodshots.
I didn't know what was going on with him, but my instincts told me it was an opportunity, a turn, a kick with a side kick with the help of the strength of my waist.
Yi Shuihan seemed to want to stretch out his hands to block his chest, but his movements slowed down a lot, and in his stunned eyes, with a bang, my foot kicked directly in his chest, and his whole body was kicked away by me, and he hit the wall with a bang.
Taking advantage of his illness and wanting his life, I immediately pounced on him, like a street hooligan ruffian, and slashed his head and face on him. It's really unexpected, Yi Shuihan actually had a problem at a critical time, this is ...... This happiness came too suddenly.
After a few hits, the fist touched everywhere it was hard, and I heard a clattering sound, and I suddenly remembered that this guy also had a golden bone, and when I pulled it out of the space bag, the iron pickaxe suddenly appeared in my hand. By the way, I've used this pickaxe a lot during this time, will others call me Zhong Minho in the future?
At this juncture, I can still think of this kind of problem, I really admire myself.
Standing up, holding an iron pickaxe and hoeing it randomly, he finally decomposed Yi Shuihan into seven, eight, eight, eight, and finally Wu was not at ease, and hoeed his head a few times, then he stood aside breathlessly, wiped his sweat, and smiled at the fat man who was sitting on the ground with wide-eyed eyes: "I have to say, our luck is too good!" ”
The fat man was also stunned, and opened his mouth to speak, just as the door of the ward was pushed open, a female nurse walked in, judging from her body height and eyes, this female nurse was the female nurse who had just gone out, her mask had been removed, revealing a beautiful face, and her big eyes revealed complex emotions, including anger, fear, and weakness...... But most of all, it is a relief.
"You killed him?" The female nurse looked at the mess of gold fragments on the ground, and her face was forced to compose, but the trembling little legs exposed under the nurse's skirt had betrayed her deeply, and she was terrified.