Prudence relieved the pain and relieved the taste, the feelings of these two boys have long known that the evil ghosts in the tube building are difficult to deal with, and they fooled themselves to prevent the disaster, no wonder they didn't say what the hell was going on when they came.

After such a terrifying scene, I was scared to pee my pants, and my crotch is still wet, and he has deceived others for half his life, but now he has let two boys deceive him...... Not to mention this, he also took a kick from Wang Xiaohu, kicked him in the stomach, retched for a long time, if he hadn't eaten dinner, he would have vomited out a long time ago, it was really an eighty-year-old lady who was a tense child, she couldn't swallow it in one breath, and felt that her stomach didn't hurt so much, the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, and she couldn't help shouting towards the tube building.

Wang Xiaohu came out violently, glaring at Shen Xuan and shouting: "What are you arguing about!" What a noise! Didn't scare you to death yet? ”

Wang Xiaohu is a man from the northeast, dealing with three or four Shen Xu, who is also tall, and shouted at him condescendingly, spitting at Xingzi, Shen Xu's momentum was vented again, and he said with a smile: "The poor monk helped the two eradicate demons and eliminate demons, and the spirit and spirit were consumed a lot, although it is the duty of the monks to clear Lang Yu, but they also have to eat, can the donor give the promised thousand yuan, let's settle it." ”

Wang Xiaohu took out a three-piece suit, pointed at Shen Xu's nose and said, "Are you embarrassed to ask for money?" Didn't you say that your magic power is profound, and it is not a problem to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits? Why didn't you even go up to the second floor, standing there and stepping still, buddy is looking for you to catch ghosts, not letting you stand still for a military parade, and your three-piece suit, what the hell is it? Is this cinnabar? This he. Mom is a red powder made of bricks, are you embarrassed to ask me for money? ”

Wang Xiaohu tore open the paper bag wrapped in cinnabar, twisted it with his hand, it was the red powder made of bricks, I thought that when it came to this point, it was time to go, who knew that this bald donkey had no one before and after him, with a shy face, and said with a big face: "You get what you pay for, your foreign buddy cut fifty for a three-piece set of five hundred, that is, these things, business is also to make money, who will do the business that loses money?" Donor, if it weren't for the poor monk's spell today, you would be able to do nothing so easily? Therefore, the money should be given back, and the poor monks have old and young, and they also have to support their families......"

Wang Xiaohu was dumbfounded, really underestimated his cautious face, and couldn't help but say: "How did you practice this shameless kung fu?" Coming to a halt, right? ”

Shen Xuan Zhen Zhen said: "Who is ashamed and ashamed to do this." ”

The choked Wang Xiaohu didn't say anything for a long time, and now he can be regarded as having understood, dealing with the shameless one, he can only be more shameless than him, his eyes glared: "Let me tell you the truth, our brothers are poor and clanging, all over the body, even if the FBI comes, they can't find a few collapses, otherwise they can't live in this shitty place, if you want money, you have to die, I guess you can't beat me, if you want to be lazy with the two of us, it's okay, you can live in this tube with us." ”

Shen Xuan ran into a poor ghost, that is, this is the end, Shen Xuan looked at the tube building, the previous frightened scene still has palpitations, I really dare not live here, Wang Xiaohu stared at the bachelor, Shen Xuan said urgently: "You are a bit of a pit...... Poor monk. Or if you don't owe me? Wait until you have it, and then give it to the poor monk. ”

Wang Xiaohu grinned and said, "Okay, then you wait." After finishing speaking, he turned back, Shen Xu felt that something was wrong, Wang Xiaohu and William were poor like this, when would they be able to repay a thousand yuan? It is estimated that there is no time, and I can't guard these two goods all day long, and I can't beat them.

After thinking about it, he hurriedly shouted: "Wang Xiaohu, we are all sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, and we are vulgar in raising money, and the poor monks also know that it is not easy for you, so let's do it, forget the thousand yuan, you two invite me to a meal, just owe me a favor." ”

"Okay, I invite you to eat the authentic chicken stewed vermicelli in the Northeast, if you have a kind, come and eat it tomorrow, and you owe the favor first." Wang Xiaohu didn't go back into the tube building, Shen Xu was still a little unwilling, but he didn't dare to go in, and thought about it: "Then let's talk about it, I'll come to dinner at noon tomorrow." ”

Wang Xiaohu almost fell on his heels, I've never seen someone who doesn't want to die, I've never seen such a shameless one, how can I look like a bold donkey, why is he not afraid? Seeing that Wang Xiaohu's expression was not dignified, he walked to the tube building, without hesitation, he knew that the matter was almost solved.

Now that it's almost settled, are you still afraid of a fart? What's more, even if there are ghosts, they won't come out during the day. Eat this meal first, otherwise the loss will be too great, now at this point, it is impossible to take the bus, you can only take a taxi home, you can't get down without a hundred yuan, it's really distressing, and you are secretly ruthless in your heart, even if you Wang Xiaohu and William Lin are stones, Lao Tzu will squeeze out your two taels of oil.

Wang Xiaohu entered the tube building, Master Shenxu also shook out of the city to take a taxi, and the whole world suddenly quieted down, William Lin fell asleep, Wang Xiaohu didn't call him, brought a futon to cover William Lin, and sat under the window alone in a daze.

The gentle moonlight entered the room and sprinkled on Wang Xiaohu's face, like a pair of warm and gentle hands, caressing his cheeks, making his hard face soften, Wang Xiaohu has liked to be in a daze under the moon since he was a child, he has no parents since he was a child, he often feels lonely, and the moon in the sky is also very lonely, so whenever there is moonlight, he is unwilling to sleep, and he does nothing under the moonlight.

Being in a daze can make him think about nothing, being in a daze can make him escape from this cruel world, being in a daze can make him feel that he is still alive, he can often sit in the moonlight for two hours, but today, after a while, Wang Xiaohu came back from his trance, took out the ghost record in his arms, and looked at it carefully.

Being a god stick is a very hard thing, since he was a child, he has wandered around with his father, entered the bureau, been beaten, and was coldly treated, so Wang Xiaohu is very repulsive to the way of yin and yang, he doesn't want to live a life like his father, he wants to be like a normal person, go to work, get off work, start a family, and live a life, this is all his ideals.

The ideal is very skinny, the reality is very plump, it is such a simple ideal, now it seems that it is out of reach of him, Wang Xiaohu finally carefully learned the ghost record brought out of the Forbidden City, William Lin is riddled with bad luck, it has been less than a month, he has already met two ghosts and gods, and then I don't know what will happen to the road, not to mention that there is a person who is secretly calculating him.

Wang Xiaohu has a bizarre experience, but it is no different from today's young people, he wants to be a local tyrant, wants to drive a luxury car, wants to be a beautiful woman, and he will be envious, jealous and hateful, but he still holds on to some things in his heart, such as righteousness, Wang Xiaohu is definitely a righteous person, as long as you are righteous enough for him, William Lin is now like this, he will never leave, then he will look down on himself.

The ghost record is a strange book, which contains five elements of gossip, yin and yang Taoism, very complete, and there are many folk methods of exorcism, sprinkled, want to eat thoroughly overnight, it is also impossible, look at the eyes sour and uncomfortable, close the book and look at the snoring William Lin, can't help sighing: "Since you are Tang Seng, buddy will accompany you to be a grandson monkey, how can I have to go through your eighty-one difficulties." ”

After the exhaustion of the past two days, Wang Xiaohu leaned against the wall, fell asleep in a daze, woke up, and saw that his body was covered with a quilt, William Lin was full of energy and washed his face, and when he woke up, he said: "Xiaohu, what are you doing today?" Are you looking for a job? ”

Wang Xiaohu asked, "What time is it?" ”

"It's almost ten o'clock."

"If you don't look for a job today, Shenxu's bald donkey is coming to eat, let's go buy vermicelli." Wang Xiaohu turned over, took William Lin to the nearest market, bought something, rushed back, stewed in a cauldron, and before eleven o'clock, he arrived cautiously and slowly, standing downstairs and shouting Wang Xiaohu.

Wang Xiaohu took a look, Shen Xu changed into a new monk's robe, holding a string of prayer beads in his hand, quite a monk's demeanor, standing downstairs like a dog, Wang Xiaohu stretched out his hand to greet him: "The master is coming, to the rightmost room, it is all stewed, just waiting for you to come." ”

In broad daylight, cautious and courageous, entered the tube building directly to the rightmost room, saw a steel pot on the induction cooker, steaming, couldn't help licking his lips, in order to eat Wang Xiaohu's meal, breakfast was not eaten, just waiting to make up for some losses, smiled and said: "Xiaohu is a believer, poor monks admire, admire ......"

William Lin smiled and asked, "Isn't the master a monk?" Why did you eat open meat? ”

Shen Xuan Zhengse said: "Although the poor monk is a monk, but he does not avoid meat, he takes the road of Jigong Living Buddha, wine and meat through the intestines, the Buddha left in his heart, said that you don't understand, you know that the poor monk eats chicken, that is to exceed it, it is for its good." ”

Wang Xiaohu also smiled: "Then what are you waiting for?" Ask the master to hurry up and surpass. As he spoke, he handed over a lunch box and a pair of chopsticks.

Shen Xuan pretended to recite the Buddha's name, picked up the chopsticks, lifted the lid of the pot, and couldn't help but be stunned, a pot full of vermicelli, a piece of chicken was not seen, Wang Xiaohu said: "The chicken is below, master, please." ”

Shen Xu scolded secretly, the chopsticks made up and down to fly, it was very good-looking, after fishing for a long time, there was nothing in the pot except vermicelli, I couldn't help but be a little anxious, just about to throw chopsticks, suddenly encountered something that was not vermicelli, I couldn't help but be in good spirits, and I fished it up to see, a dead chicken cub, as big as a duck egg, I couldn't help but say angrily: "Invite someone to eat a little sincere, okay?" ”

Wang Xiaohu looked at him innocently and said, "I'm talking about chicken stewed vermicelli, isn't this chicken?" You're welcome, master, please! ”

Be cautious......