"I'm your uncle!" With a crisp slap, I opened my eyes suddenly, and the fat head in front of me was raising his face, looking like he was going to give me another time. It turned out to be a dream

"Qu Fat Head, if you dare to hit Lao Tzu again, you can only use your left hand to jerk off for the rest of your life" I rubbed my sore head, snorted, and said to Qu Fattou.

Seeing that I opened my eyes, Qu Fattou took a sip, bared his teeth and grinned, "Lao Tzu's waist is really about to break this time!" Your grandson is still in the mood to sleep there! Sleep and sleep! Still a strong yin laugh? How do you want to burst tiger egg chrysanthemums? ”

"What chrysanthemum? I have pickled leek flowers at home. Chen Hudan also came over, this luck is good, and he doesn't seem to have any major injuries on his body.

"Don't lie on the ground!" Qu Fattou glanced at Chen Hudan, raised his foot and kicked my leg and said, "Hurry up and see where we have fallen!" ”

I shook my head, grabbed the hand that Qu Fat Head stretched out, and staggered to my feet

"What the fuck is this?" I looked around, frowned and muttered, the place where the three of them were located was a dirt pit, and on the edge of the dirt pit was a black whirring road, half a person high, and the inside was unfathomable. A few of us fell down the tunnel above

"Good dog's grandson! Dare to plot against Lao Tzu! Wait for Lao Tzu to go up! I'm going to have to cut your dog's body to pieces! I lowered my head and spat at the ground, cursing the naked corpse in the coffin.

A few people fell into the tomb of Zhang Wan, and fell into this round earth pit, almost all of their equipment was lost, and among the three of them, I still had a backpack on my back, which contained some food and water or something, and Qu Fattou was left with a flashlight hanging on his hand, and Chen Hudan had nothing left. The backpacks of these two goods were placed next to the screen when they took the porcelain, and as for the tools and weapons, not to mention, they were lost cleanly.

"Big white life! Do you have any cigarettes? Hurry up and give the root! Seeing that I was awake, Qu Fattou hurriedly stretched out his two fingers and yelled at me.

I took out the cigarette case from my pocket, pinched it, threw it aside, and said with a wry smile, "The cigarettes are gone, do you want the hookah?"

Qu Fattou picked up the cigarette box I threw away, sniffed it inside, and smacked his mouth, "Damn, this ghost place wants to pick a cigarette fart, but there is no place to pick it." ”

I was about to say a word to him, when suddenly a pile of loess fell from above and fell on top of my head, and I looked up at the top of the road, and vaguely seemed to hear something coming from the corridor above.

"Fat head, tiger egg! Did you hear any movement? I asked, frowning.

"My day! Da Bai Huo's ears are sharp enough, Lao Tzu put a stuffy fart in the crotch of his pants and let you hear it? Qu Fattou glared and muttered incredulously.

I waved at him, motioned to be silent, and listened carefully. The sound coming from the corridor overhead was getting louder and louder, and I could already hear "Boom... Boom...", it sounded like the grinding of something huddled together

Suddenly, I remembered what this voice was, and as soon as I turned around and pulled my neck, I shouted at the fat head of the ditch, "Here comes the hard idea!" Run! Before the words fell, I saw something fall from the hole in the top of the hole, and it was falling on the shoulders of the fat head with his back to me.

The strange insect landed on Qu Fattou's shoulders, spun around, opened its chelica teeth and bit Qu Fat's ears. Although, since I was a child, I liked the half ear in the black cat sheriff, but I can't just watch Qu Fat's head really bite off the ear.

In a hurry, I followed the fat head of the ditch is a kick, the fat head of the ditch stood unsteadily, rushed forward, the strange insect also shook to the ground, I saw the strange insect landed, went up and raised his foot to step on it, the fat head rubbed his ass and got up, and was about to scold, when he heard a loud noise, a large group of strange insects in the eyes of the human eyes bit each other and fell from the hole on the top.

"Fuck me!" Qu Fattou scolded, knocked out a few strange insects that fell on his body, and got into the Yongdao on the side, I saw that Qu Fattou was pulling first, and he didn't care about the sarcasm of the dog and fled without a fight, and pulled Chen Hudan, who was still stunned with a big mouth next to him, and pushed him into the Yongdao by the pit, Chen Hudan came back to his senses, and crawled forward along the Yongdao with Qu Fattou.

I pushed Chen Hudan into the corridor, I was about to drill into the cat's waist, and suddenly heard a few strange laughter behind me, I subconsciously looked back, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and the hairs all over my body stood up

I don't know when a strange human head poked out of the corridor on the top, this person's firstborn was strange and abnormal, and there were three pairs of eyes on his face!

The human head crawled on the side of the road, grinning strangely at me, the eyes on his face were full of indescribable grievances, I was stared at by the human head, and I was frozen in place, and a resentment could not help but rise in my heart

"Damn the fat head of the ditch! Chen Hudan! Regardless of it, he fled first! I must kill you! Lao Tzu wants you not to die well! Definitely! ”

I was cursing when I suddenly felt a huge pain in my calf, and I was shocked, and the resentment in my heart disappeared in an instant. Looking down at my legs, I saw a few strange insects crawling on my legs and biting, in the blink of an eye, the legs were bitten by the flesh and blood, the huge pain made me sober up, I no longer dared to look at the demagogic human head, a few times slapped the strange insects on the dead legs, and panicked into the road.

When I entered the tunnel, I found that Qu Fattou and Chen Hudan had not climbed far, and were waiting for me with the only flashlight more than ten meters away from the Yongdao entrance.

"Hurry up! Big White Live! The devil is catching up! Qu Fat Head leaned over and yelled at me!

Lao Tzu also knows that the devil has caught up! Also use your dog's greetings. I cursed in my heart, and I didn't bother to reply, so I hurriedly crawled towards them.

I crawled to the two of them, and before I could take a breath, I saw Qu Fattou rubbing his eyes and looking behind me and said suspiciously, "Da Baihuo, where did you find reinforcements?" ”

"There's a fart reinforcement!" I panted and cursed, and subconsciously looked back, only to see that there seemed to be someone behind me.

I let go of the side, let Qu Fattou turn on the flashlight to take a closer look, the flashlight just shone on the person behind him, I immediately shouted and turned around to block the sight of the two, "Don't look!" Hurry up and climb forward! The flashlight flashed on the person behind him, and before Qu Fattou and Chen Hudan could see clearly, I blocked my vision, but I saw clearly that it was the guy with full eyes who was following behind me.

The two of them heard me shouting, and they also realized that they were not followed by reinforcements, but the commander of the devil.

The monster with the eyes was smiling and chasing after us, but fortunately it wasn't fast, but what really scared me was the monster insects with human eyes, which surrounded these things, and in an instant they had to gnaw into piles of bones. However, it seems that there are not many strange insects crawling into the black hole, and a few of them caught up with me and killed me.

I crawled behind the most, and pushed Chen Hudan's ass in front of him vigorously to make him hurry up and hurry up. Chen Hudan didn't know if it made me anxious, or frightened, and let out a loud fart.

"Holy shit! Tiger egg, you can't speed up this noise! "I let the smoke really can't do it, and I opened my mouth.

"I'm nervous, that's the problem," Chen Hudan took the time to turn around and say to me apologetically, I shook my head and motioned for him to stop talking and hurry forward.

I don't know how long this road is, a few people have climbed for a long time and haven't reached the end, the eyes are really persistent, and the strange insects have been chasing after us. Among several people, I have the worst physical strength, I have been crawling for so long, I have long been out of breath, really like a lost dog that is about to die, sticking out my tongue and moving mechanically behind Chen Hudan, I crawled forward with my head down, and I didn't notice that Chen Hudan in front of me stopped his body suddenly, I couldn't react, I plunged into the middle of his gutter, and I don't know if this thing was intentional, and I actually let out a fart at this time!

That's my day!

I was about to open my mouth to scold, when I heard the fat head in front of me suddenly shout loudly