Chapter 727: The Most Murderous Meeting the Parents in History

The lively supper was all the more lively because of the addition of a constant Flandorew, and the family gathered around a huge table, and even the maid and the nanny of the house had to eat together lively, which surprised Sixteen Nights, but soon, at our strong request, the other party also sat down at the table and adapted to the new atmosphere, and began to watch with great interest as Ding Dong ran around the table carrying a toothpick in search of food.

I looked up in the direction of Flandrew, the little vampire girl with crystal wings and Little Bubbles were sitting side by side, two identical meals were placed in front of them, and now they had eaten as much on their faces as the food on the table, and Jill and Sixteen Nights had to eat a few bites before getting up to help their little master wipe his face or help with the dishes, looking busy.

If memory serves, Flandrew is a child controlled by vampire instincts, and her usual food is supposed to be human blood, and she doesn't eat ordinary meals. But now it seems, it seems that someone has solved this problem?

"It was still Monina's strength, and at the suggestion of the concubine, she gave the pair of vampire sisters two drops of her own blood." Seeing my doubts, Bing Tis explained in a low voice, "The blood of the Dark Protoss has a very terrifying amount of power, and it is a poison that seals the throat of regular creatures in any situation, but for shadow creatures such as vampires and demons, the blood of the Dark Protoss after being properly processed is a magical elixir, and the vampire sisters' dependence on blood is due to the immaturity of their own race, and they have gained the talent to draw energy from blood, but they are also bound by scarlet hunger, Monina's blood has transformed their racial stigma, and although it can't eliminate the sisters' thirst for blood and some of the vampires' racial characteristics, it at least allows them to eat normal food to survive: otherwise, in a place like Avalon, where even passing rabbits can turn into Bikachu angrily, the two vampires will not starve to death? ”

I nodded, and gave Monina a complimenting look across the table, who was busy bunching grapes on her captain's toothpick, when she also looked up and winked: donating blood is good for your health.

"But I remember that you are also a dark god, do you know why you don't do it yourself so clearly, and let Monina contribute and bleed?"

Hearing this, Bingtis shrugged: "This is troublesome to explain, the blood of our god race is just a figurative statement, which is essentially different from the 'blood' in your understanding, it is something that is manifested in our own strength, and it does not even belong to matter and energy, but is a visible 'concept'. Monina's strength is all in the dark system, so her blood can be used, and the concubine reported the wrong major back then-understand? ”

I suddenly felt a sense of kinship: "I understand - three generations of poor graduate school entrance examinations, and a change of department will ruin my life." ”

This dinner was just a very ordinary routine for the Führer's family, but it made a very deep impression on Sixteen Nights, and since Flandall had become Little Bubbles' new friend, she would probably have to be surprised a few more times in the future. Carrying a toothpick on the huge dining table during the banquet, constantly picking things from other people's plates to eat, lying on the mouth of other people's cups and drinking water just made her feel novel, and she was able to reach the table with a large stack of books, and she was even more surprised by the mercury lamp that was a puppet but had a surprisingly good appetite and could pour a large bottle of yogurt, Lilina and Xiao Deng's impromptu Wing Chun exhibition match during the banquet was breathtaking, and Pandora and Viska surprised the audience by pulling out two anti-armor guns when they snatched the last red braised prawn. It's even more magical to mix coffee and plum soup together and eat it in bread - but the girl only took one bite and pushed it all to Sandora.

But what amazed Sixteen Nights the most was the eternal king of our table, His Majesty Sandora, who was deeply shocked when the head maid, who had decided to help wash the dishes for a while before eating, found that there were no dishes to wash on the table.

Not to mention washing dishes, even the tablecloth we just changed to a new one, and the legend of one Shandora feeding two porcelain factories is no joke.

"Well, thanks for the hospitality, it's been a big disturbance today."

After lunch, Sixteen Night pulled a reluctant Flandrew to leave, and in front of the portal at home, Little Bubbles was still waving goodbye to her new friend: don't look at the little girl's film, their friendship is quite strong.

"Won't you wait a minute? It was just noon, and it seemed that Fran liked the little bubbles. I smiled and bent down and pinched Flandora's cheek, which was as soft as a little bubble, and to be honest, we didn't want to do this for a day or two, and the child and her mother should be envious and jealous and hateful

Vampire Lori looked at me curiously, and suddenly became happy: "Do you want to play with someone?" ”

"I have to go back," Sixteen Nights pulled Flandoro and shook her head slightly, "She needs the power of the Fairy Forest to suppress her ...... Impulsively, if you leave that environment for a long time, the previous treatment will be in vain. ”

Before I could speak, the mercury lamp next to me immediately shouted: "Then you must hurry up and not delay, it is too dangerous to bite......"

The little puppet said, and touched the half of the small tiger tooth in his mouth with palpitations, obviously recalling how terrible it was to bite: thanks to Fran's biting of a small bubble, and the force used was probably not that great, otherwise the dental clinic in Shadow City might have really opened today.

Sending off the Red Devil Pavilion duo, I shook my head and planned to go back upstairs for a nap, last night to tell a story to the mercury lamp, I accidentally smoked the pit daddy fairy tale compiled by Lilina, Little Red Riding Hood became a red cloak witch, and the finale turned out to be the big bad wolf and the hunter uncle lived a happy life without shame, which was really unbearable, and I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night.

As a result, as soon as I arrived at the staircase, I found that Bing Tis was standing there with a frown, with an expression on his face that seemed to be listening to something, and I had never seen this female rascal show such a solemn look, and I immediately became curious: "Bing Tis, what's wrong?" ”

The female rascal kept listening and waited for a few seconds before she breathed a sigh: "Huh-Chen, the concubine has two things to tell you. ”

This time, not only me, but also Sandora and her sister came over and listened with bated breath to the goddess's possible big announcement.

"First: The concubine wants to eat braised pork at night, the kind that Anvina wants to make"

"Avena, make a note - you won't be at it for you, will you?"

After Bing Tis finished conveying important things, his expression returned to his usual demeanor, and he waved his hand with a big grin: "Of course not, by the way, there is a small thing to tell you: Father wants to invite you to play with Sandora for two days." ”

"Oh, Father," I nodded, and it took me two seconds to react, "What? This has to be the first thing to say."

In your old man's mind, Father God is not as big as a piece of braised pork, and Father God who is far away in heaven will definitely burst into tears.

"Well, it's not a big deal," Bing Tis buttoned his ears, not understanding my reaction, "Isn't it just to invite you to play at home, the concubine has been playing at your house for so long, and it's normal for the father to want to find you two to go over and chat." ”

I don't know if this female hooligan's way of thinking is normal or not, what she said sounds quite reasonable, how can she be so cheating when you think about it carefully? You should think about what kind of place your home is, and then speak in such a flat tone

At this time, Bing Teis snapped his fingers: "You will know what Lu Dao is for, I don't care about this matter." ”

We immediately quieted down and waited to hear the voice of the Father, and two seconds after Bingdis's words fell, a man's voice really echoed in the air, it was a message from the divine realm just now:

"Hey, Bingdis, do you hear me—well, it's me, okay on earth? You haven't been in trouble lately, have you? Not naughty, right? Two days ago, I heard that you were leading several people to break into the toll booth (mixed with a sudden noise of children, and God raised his voice)—Phil came here, and Gatty and Cynthia grabbed toys, and I was talking to people—what am I talking to, oh, tell the two kings of the world now, and invite them to come to the Divine Realm in two days, I want to get to know them—Sovaret urged that crumblet to throw me out of the Divine Realm—Bingtis, your father came to the temple yesterday morning, and he returned to the Divine Realm, just in time to mention you, Let you go home and see, I'm just passing a message, and the big box in my room, do you see it? I just found out yesterday why the box is missing. In addition, Karin found something called braised pork from the nearby world world a while ago, I tasted it and it felt good, Sola Fil will already make it, and when you come back, you will also taste the braised pork (a small noise) - Phil don't let Gati move to balance Tallinn, I put it on the ...... that I managed to finish all morning"

In a garbled voice, the message ended.

Bing Tis shook his head: "In all fairness, I really don't know what serious things are in this message besides braised pork." ”

I thought about it for a while, and suddenly clapped my palms and said to my sister, "Why do I think it sounds so much like our family?" ”

"When the old man's alliance meets, it's even more noisy than your house." Bing Tis smacked his lips and said without being salty.

Me: "......"

The scheduled lunch break plan was urgently canceled, and the family began to plan for my trip to the divine realm with Sandora, which was really a sudden invitation, to be honest, our family was not psychologically prepared at all, and after thinking about it, I felt that this matter was indeed a heavy burden: mainly because I was not mentally prepared enough to face a large-scale comprehensive undisciplined gang that was even more cheating than my own family, not slipping, chaotic, nonsense, and noisy, as a good law-abiding citizen, I was very stressed on this matter.

I don't know if the entire Divine Realm is like this, but the message from the Father God just now really makes people wonder if the stupid route of Ding Dong and the hooligan route of the Protoss Sliver Five really represent the two main social phenomena of the Divine Realm......

"Sandora, have you ever been to the Divine Realm before?"

I thought about it for a long time and suddenly remembered one thing, the queen beside me was a living fossil creature with rich experience in the southern and northern wars tens of millions of years ago, if she had been to the god realm, maybe she could give me some good advice.

"The Divine Realm? I've been there a few times," and thankfully, Sandora has been," and I've been to her house to collect debts after being acquainted with Ice, and she's collecting protection money in my territory. ”

I wiped my cold sweat: "Don't mention your old accounts, what kind of place is the God Realm?" ”

Sandora had a look of remembrance, it was obvious that something that had been so long ago had become a little blurry in her mind, and I noticed that her expression had been changing, which made people's moods go up and down.

"Divine Realm...... There are a lot of things that are different from the ordinary world in the concept, how to say there, the first impression is a paradise with a good view, but if you are a little familiar with it, you will find that there are countless things in the divine realm that cannot be measured by common sense, the concept of the world is vague, many things are between certainty and uncertainty, there are countless magical natural phenomena, and the information of the various mortal worlds is gathered in the divine realm, forming a lot of abstract meanings...... Shadows, everything in the divine realm is deadly to unfamiliar and hostile intruders, and even the sprinkling of light in the forest has the potential to instantly shred you and the space you are in, much like the ultimate mode of the Garden of the Dead, but much more elusive and advanced. Anyway, I can't tell you clearly, but you'll understand when we get there. But don't worry, for friends, everything in the divine realm will tend to be friendly, and those chaotic natural phenomena will not cause any trouble. ”

I listened carefully to every word that Sandora said, and found that I understood every word she said, but when I put it together, I didn't recognize any of them.

"What about the Father? Bingtis, what kind of ...... is he Well, God? ”

I asked curiously, but to be honest, the message just now had made me overlap him with Uncle Wang (Uncle Wang was tragically shot) next door when I was a child, and I didn't expect anything.

Bingtis thought for a moment, "That comment is a bit misleading, but Father God is actually quite steady, he is a very kind and wise god - full of majesty and reliable in most cases. You can think of him as a friend, and in fact God Father himself is happy to make new friends. As for more ...... Judge for yourself, God has eyes that see through everything, and since He is willing to talk to you, it means that He wants you to open your heart and be honest with Him. There is only one thing to be aware of: God the Father has a supreme dragon god named Saron? Qianyu Hao, it's the 'broken urge' mentioned by the father in the message just now, don't talk to that dragon god. ”

I was stunned: "Why? That dragon god is very grumpy? ”

Suddenly I thought of a mighty man with an angry beard, red eyebrows, eight feet tall and a waist circumference, carrying a big iron stick that could be long, short, thick and thin, and his muscles were removed and he could be used as armor for battleships.

"No, as I said, he's a broken urge," Sandora took over the conversation and commented with a distorted expression, "Broken urge, that's the only reason not to talk to the dragon god. ”

Me: "...... I think I almost get it. ”

The Father's invitation said that we should pass in two days, but I have long ceased to regard the concept of time in the mouth of the Protoss as anything of reference value, and the time span of two days in their mouths can range from a few seconds to a hundred thousand years later, and it is not too late to visit the door during this time. Because I was very curious about the divine realm, my sister and Qianqian began to pack up their things that afternoon, preparing to leave early tomorrow morning, but to be honest, there should be nothing to prepare, because of all kinds of subtle psychology, each of our family is always stuffed with messy things that can withstand decades of disaster prevention materials, and my sister's carry-on space even has a monolithic house and a small vegetable garden, I guess that even if we go to the surface of Mars to settle down, a few of us can survive tenaciously with only the things in our pockets- For the rest, consider bringing some gifts or something?

However, Bingtis also said that although this is nominally the supreme summit meeting between the leader of the empire and the leader of the Protoss, in fact, there is no need to be restrained at all, and for the gods, the red tape in the world is just something that they will pay attention to in their spare time, but no one really cares about this superficial respect or disrespect. Not to mention anything else, when she led the four-member Jingle Squad to the imperial capital as ambassadors of the divine realm, didn't she just come with her head on her shoulders and a mouth, what kind of gifts did she bring......

The above sentence is Bingtisi's original words, you are afraid that anyone who has a normal three views is embarrassed to directly announce that he will go to someone else's house as a guest, and he will carry his head on his shoulder and a mouth......

But Bing Tis's statement is also right, the five members of the Protoss Tiaozi are nominally ambassadors of the divine realm, but they have been abducted and deceived by eating and drinking, I estimate that the gods of the star field really don't care about these things, so they gave up the plan to bring some local specialties and old pickles in the past - people may not be interested in bringing them over, isn't everything in the world made by others. Sandora is more thorough than me, she didn't eat that night, she was hungry until the next morning, and vowed to go to Bingtis's house to eat back the account of the Protoss Sliver Five in the past few days, Bingtis's grievance, she is obviously not in the same system as the Dingdong team, just because she is usually abducted and deceived in a pit, she was directly assigned to the position of the boss of the five-person group by Shandora.

Early the next morning, on the high ground near the garden where Avalon died.

"Well, the Father invited Jun and Sandora, is it okay for us to go with each other?" Shallow asked a little uneasily, the girl who never knew her identity felt a lot of pressure in the face of the upcoming journey to the god realm, and she was still a little dizzy.

"It's okay, my mom likes to be lively, and my dad doesn't know how to count - everyone will be living in my house when the time comes, and I've sent a letter back asking them to merge the family temple with mine. The Father didn't have to worry about it—he probably had forgotten how many people he had invited. Ahem, don't get me wrong, I mean God the Father has a lot of opportunities......"

In fact, we have collectively misunderstood at this time. Even though you and Tinkerbell have been trying to portray your father as a majestic and wise elder, the more I listen, the more familiar I feel about him......

I looked around and made sure that all the people who were coming were in place, my sister, Shallow, Shandora, Lin Xue, the Pandora sisters, Lilina, the mercury lamp, Little Bubbles, Bubbles, ...... Later, I broke out in a cold sweat, and we were all enough to form a tour group with a few more bags and chores.

With so many people, is it really okay? And basically the core layer is gone, so there won't be chaos here in Shadow City, right? What if something goes wrong in the nearby world?

"Peace of mind, you don't usually take care of things anyway, just eat and wait for death." In the face of my concerns, Bingtis hit the nail on the head with a big grin.

The highest commander of the intelligence system is Lin Xue, but the specific work is done by the Time and Space Administration and the secret forces, internal affairs, construction and the dispatch of the world are the work of the bubbles, but in a short period of time, dozens of more mass production bubbles can replace her, and the military aspect is always the sole responsibility of Civis - because Pandora and Viska's decision-making ability cannot be counted on at all, and the shallow is registered in each department, but when there is usually no task, her main job is to sell cute, and my sister is the head of internal affairs at the decision-making level, Translated into Chinese as housewife, Lilina is the pope of the Goddess Cult, and usually only does two things: fool believers and play tricks. The rest are the heads of the children in the family, who are idle. And after counting around, I found an even more tragic thing: even the shallow is famous in various departments, and I am the only one left with soy sauce in all senses......

"Ah Jun, don't think too much, there is such a famous saying: those who control the overall situation do not bear the burden," Sandora sensed my thoughts, and immediately grabbed my arm and whispered comfort, and finally added, "I said it on the occasion of the 300th anniversary of my accession to the throne." ”

I sighed and nodded: "A good leader should be able to make the team develop steadily when making soy sauce, I said on January 28, 0003 of the new era." ”

After confirming that the work after leaving had been properly arranged, and that I could return at any time if there was an emergency, I looked up at the huge golden figure not far in front of me, and for a long time, my face was full of cattle:

"I said, do we have to ride Lin to the Divine Realm?"

"Nonsense," Bing Tisi took the lead in walking forward, "The concubine just filled Lin with a real-name monthly card the morning before yesterday, you don't have to waste it."

I sighed: "The real-name system kills people - I'll sit in the back of the most slumber later"