Chapter 14: I Know You Won't Watch Serious Battles
Following.
There was still half an hour before the start of the game, and many people arrived at the venue early.
After yesterday's first round, with half of the teams already eliminated, today's game will be even more exciting, right?
Most people spent a night full of anticipation with this in mind, and then hurried to the central square of the starting town.
As usual, it is still the Black Rabbit who is presiding over the game.
Today's black rabbit is wearing a different costume from yesterday's highly exposed clothing, a crimson off-the-shoulder kimono, which is not excessively exposed, but looks more processed.
"Well, I have to say, Hayasha is still very discerning in choosing clothes."
In the waiting area of the contestants, Yakumo looked at the black rabbit in the ring and sighed.
Then I received the white eyes that Purple and Asukina threw at the same time.
"Babble!! Babbling!! ”
Mei Li, whose petite and soft body was shrunk in Yakumo's arms, raised her head slightly, her fleshy little hands grabbed the placket of his clothes and babbled words that no one could understand, as if she was also dissatisfied with her father's behavior.
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Today's first match is for Ibuki Azuka to control Yuyi Hoshikuma against Kibril controlled by the blank siblings.
“…… Ernie, opponent...... Very strong. ”
Sitting on his empty legs, Bai held the handle with both hands and looked at the fragrance not far away.
"Got it, my lovely sister!"
Sora had a confident smile on his face, but there was no hint of a smile in his eyes.
Yesterday, I watched the battle between the combination of Suika and Yongyi, and the combination of Rukia Kuchigi and Hakuya who fought against them was not weak, but they were still easily defeated by them.
"I've carefully studied the style of the controller Ibuki Sanka - straight up, without any fancy tricks, fighting entirely on the oni's own talent."
"Plus the fighter Star Xiong Yongyi is a guy with strange powers."
Ernie ...... ...... in the hands of Xingxiong Yongyi Wine ......"
Bai's gaze was on the wine bowl in Yongyi's hand.
Yongyi, who often carries a plate of wine. When fighting, he will never spill the wine in his glass, and after defeating his opponent, he will appear to despise his opponent, and after being defeated, he will appear to be releasing water.
- This plate is really a very delicate existence......
Opposite side.
The drunken Cuixiang held the handle in her hand, and her eyes were full of gold stars.
“…… Mutter...... Wow...... It seems to be ...... in the morning Drink too much......"
In a daze, Suika accidentally pressed down on the handle.
Yongyi on the stage immediately puffed up his chest involuntarily, and a pair of huge European pies swayed up and down, causing a series of sighs from the audience.
"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing!? ”
Maintain a posture of shame. Yongyi turned her head and glared at Cuixiang.
However, Bighorn Lori seems to be completely drunk, "It's weird...... How do you have two handles? I press! ”
So Yongyi immediately staggered towards the opposite Jebril.
"Huh? That guy seems to be drunk, so I'll accept the winner of this game unceremoniously! ”
The girl of the winged species, Gybril smiled triumphantly.
However, the blank brothers and sisters are not so optimistic-
“…… Ernie ...... Trouble ......"
"Yes, Ibuki Sumika, who is drunk, can't be analyzed at all with the information gathered yesterday...... This kind of occasion that requires improvisation - white. ”
“…… I know...... Ernie ......"
The white demon's calculating power began to work in full force, and the next moment, Kibril dodged Yongyi's fist with precision.
At the same time, the body crouched to avoid the chains raised by waving his arms.
Instantly calculated the trajectory of Yongyi's punch and chain at this moment, and Shiro controlled Gypril to reach out and grab Yongyi's right calf.
And yet—
"Huh? Why can't this be pressed? Cuixiang, who was already completely confused, grabbed the handle in her hand and pressed it randomly.
Xingxiong Yongyi immediately quickly lowered his head in the terrifying gaze of everyone.
"Bang ——!!!!"
The sharp forehead slammed into Gypril's back.
And then. Yongyi squatted down and hugged Jibril with both hands, and a pair of long legs were also wrapped around the other party's waist.
The two of them just hugged each other and rolled around and rolled around in the ring......
"Let go, let go of me!!!!!"
"My body is reserved for Lord Tetu!!!!!"
"Cuixiang, what the hell are you doing! Give me a good fight, how can I fix it!! ”
"If you keep messing around like this, believe it or not, I'll pull off your pair of big horns!"
“…… Mutter! Wine! Wine! ”
“…… Ernie, there is no way, the other party has too much strength...... Can't break ......"
"My dear sister, this is force majeure ......"
Holding Jibril, Star Bear Yongyi rolled off the ring amid everyone's embarrassed gaze.
The black rabbit stared blankly at the scene in front of him. I couldn't come back to my senses for a long time.
It wasn't until Cui Xiang was completely drunk that Yongyi stood up with her wine bowl scolding.
- are all on the ground holding the jebril rolling Yongyi, the wine in your hand has not been spilled! Newton was crying, do you know!
“…… Eliminate all and all !!! ”
Because both of them got out of the ring. Therefore, Black Rabbit can only announce that both sides of this competition have been eliminated.
The unexpected ending made everyone wonder what to do for a long time.
On the commentary stage, the old man Gandalf drank a big gulp of beer, and Lao Tzu held the beard on his chin and nodded repeatedly: "Great goodness, great goodness......"
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With the situation of the first game, the audience is more or less resistant to the next cheating fight.
Therefore, when Okamoto Kiyoshiro controlled the day (divine beast) Hino Jingle ...... Ahem, no, it's the day (mythical beast) Hino Hariya pulled out a frying pan and a baseball bat from behind his four-dimensional school uniform. Fishing nets, big Ivan, AK47, 3000 for your life, etc., when the butterfly on the opposite side was confused, everyone said that they were not surprised.
What is this, Mai Shangjo is under the control of Intix, and shouted directly in the ring, "My unicorn arm is about to attack!" Bunker lines like that.
Speaking of which. The girl named Intix seems to have 103,000 copies of the little yellow in her head...... Ahem, it's a magic book? Remilia turned her head to look at Pache beside her.
"That's right, thanks to her, my library has expanded quite a bit. However, there are also many books in it that are useless. ”
"Oh? Patsy, you can even collect tomato scrambled eggs, what kind of book do you think is useless? ”
"I remember that there seem to be "Ti Qian's Sutra", "The Correct Use and Posture of Instant Explosion", "Materia Medica", "How the Old Driver Is Made", "The Black Scripture of the Undead", "The Golden Sutra of the Sun", "******", "Intimacy Heaven", "The Installation and Use of Sister Cannon", "Brother Cheng Teaches You 300 Tricks" ......and so on."
Remilia suddenly turned her head in a cold sweat.
- I always feel like I've heard some great terms.
"But that Hogwarts magic spell book is pretty good."
Call! Finally, there is still a serious magic book, otherwise the worldview will collapse......
"But then I found out that I was deceived, and that encyclopedia of magic spells is a title party, and the content in it is actually a book of Harry Potter and Voldemort!"
With a snap, Remilia rolled out of her seat...... (To be continued.) )