100 Maniac
"Hahaha, these big lizards of aliens are really good, and at the last moment of the war, they were still silent, is it caused by a sense of depression?"
"Sir, I, Li Shishi, dare to swear by the heavens, this is the result of the over-advanced silent noise reduction technology on Badili's planet, and the sense of depression doesn't seem to be able to make their weapons so powerful!"
"Hehe, that makes sense, but the more advanced the enemy's weapon, the more brave we must be, and the enemy will not be soft on us because of the relative clumsiness of our weapons, I remember hearing about it before!"
After making the enemy's joke, his expression was so solemn and solemn when he said his last words, as if he were a perfect male god.
As soon as they talked about it, a group of bankrupt cottage women arrived in very short clothes, and the guards couldn't stop them, and finally they stormed into their meeting room.
Lumantz was stunned at the time, and after he was stunned for a while, he smiled and said to them: "Oh, I remember, I, a husband and wife for a hundred days, although you are women of good families, but you know that our soldiers who are fighting are deeply trapped in the sorghum field and cannot rejoice, so they sacrifice their lives and take righteousness and get rid of us!" ”
"Hmph, don't pretend to be garlic with us, you know, we have endured the cold eyes of the world for you, and you uninvited guests, not only do you have no sympathy, but choose the battlefield in the sky above the residential area, so that the glass products in our houses are shattered, relatives and friends are reunited, there is no red wine glass for a long time, inflation everywhere, and the people are not happy!"
After Lumentz learned of this. After looking at them, he asked them what the poor livelihood of the people was.
After further questioning, he learned that the qiē mentioned by the ladies was about the red wine glasses and other glassware used in the party.
Lumanz was completely stunned, he did not know what to do with this qiē, so he planned to donate the army's fortune to build a new glassware factory.
However, in this closed place, glassware making equipment was difficult to obtain, so they had to smash some of their guns and ships, and use the metal from the wreckage to make equipment.
After it is manufactured. Lumanz smirked and said, "Roar." Oh my God, it's a good thing we have the advanced technology to help, otherwise we'd be sorry for the swarming bunch of girls in the Sunblue Cottage! ”
"Yes, this is your blessing, Chairman Lu. O glory to all mankind! ”
"May we have the opportunity to be part of the family of all mankind once again. But. The current closed battlefield of land, sea and air simply makes me desperate. ”
Lumentz finally said and fell on the windowsill in grief, where she quietly began to weep bitterly.
"The boy doesn't flick when he has tears. The commander is in the three armies, and he has been and will continue to dominate the situation, and he is crying and complaining here, why is he so accustomed to women? ”
"Oh, no, people don't shout when they don't get into trouble, people don't cry when they don't get hurt, they don't cry and call their mother, I'm now the Jedi who has reached the most difficult place and the most painful place!"
He opened his calendar, examined it carefully, and found that it was already a beautiful spring according to the rhythm of development outside the closed war, and the vegetation here was like a tropical environment of blind season phenomenon.
At this time, they had been fighting for four years, and they speculated that the outside world was incompatible with this place, and the time of the outside world had been reversed by one year after two years.
"Oh my God, time in the outside world is getting slower and slower, after two years of hard progress, there is a year of regression, we have worked hard here for four years, and we have only spent a year there!"
Li Shishi pondered for a moment after hearing this, and then suddenly slapped the table and exclaimed, "Sir, this is terrible!" ”
"Why?"
"We spend a lot of time here, and people outside the battlefield in the same environment spend a short time, which makes them think that we are senile and dementia!"
"Damn, what the fuck dare you call us Alzheimer's, I'm going to use a Pipicia machine gun to smash our heads into pieces."
"Chairman Lu is heroic, and all the soldiers rely on your prestige!"
"Hehe, of course this is also a desperate situation!"
At this time, an ambassador from the alien legion came, who did not want to give his name, but told Lumanz some words, which were very messy voices, and after being processed by the voice translator, they heard the ambassador's words:
"On behalf of our chief Badari and all the Sixth Planet Corps of Proxima Centauri, I would like to tell you that time will be controlled as unrestrained as possible here, and even if you are lucky enough to return to the closed battlefield, you will be an old bone, and all the cheerers will think that you adventurers are Alzheimer's!"
"Damn, I don't accept it, you aliens are doing nonsense, I just don't accept it!"
After a reprimand, he raised the weapon in his hand, pointed at the alien ambassador's head, and was about to open it, when he suddenly stopped, he looked carefully at the alien ambassador's body, and found a wonderful device, and that device was the alien detonating device.
So he was very frightened, and said to Li Shishi on the side: "Hurry up and escort the ambassador back, you must not be harmed!" ”
Afterwards, Li Shishi asked him why he was so happy to let go of the alien ambassador.
So Lumanz told him what he had seen and heard, and when he mentioned that the alien ambassador was carrying a detonating device, he was furious and said: "I didn't expect the alien army to be so despicable that they would come here with illegal weapons to negotiate and strictly betray the rules of the battlefield!" ”
"Our soldiers didn't even find it!"
"Maybe it's stealth technology!"
When Lumanz learned that the carrying was a mystery, he was even more desperate, he didn't know what the future would be when he fought against the alien army in the long run.
At dusk, the remnant sun is reflected on the light green surface of the Sunlan River, making the pure Sunlan River water like a flowing orange juice, bringing a little warmth and tranquility, but Lumantz's heart hurts like a knife.
As if in a trance, he seemed to find that the souls of an infinite number of soldiers who had died in battle were still wandering on the river, and their sudden death made their energy stay excessively, and let their souls quietly exist and wander, and they lingered on this qiē.
The breeze with the scent of grass and water passed quietly, and he quietly dropped a tear that hit the leaf of the mimosa beneath the building, causing it to close instantly. (To be continued......)
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