In the capital, at the gate of Beiying, Wang Xiaohu and William Lin were wearing military coats, one of them had a cigarette in their mouths, squatting in the cold wind and waiting for work, just eight o'clock in the morning, more than 100 people had gathered at the gate of Beiying, there were men and women, old and young, all of them came to chase dreams, with Wang Baoqiang's inspirational myth, there have been more and more people waiting for life at the gate of Beiying in recent years.

Wang Xiaohu is twenty-three this year, no relatives and no reason, raised by a god who danced the god since he was a child, the father of the jumping god is an old widow, following him around, and he has not gone to school for a few days, and he grew up in a pit and abduction, until the old man died, leaving Wang Xiaohu alone, alone in the capital, William Lin next to him, is a foreigner, two years older than him, Scottish, blonde hair and blue eyes, handsome, a little similar to Brad Pitt, but like Wang Xiaohu, wearing a military coat and holding a cigarette, Hang Erlang looked at the beauties coming and going.

The brothers have known each other for two years, when Wang Xiaohu was a promoter, he looked for a house and met William Lin who shared a house, and hit it off, and rented a small house on the edge of the fifth ring road together.

Speaking of this, it has something to do with a classical masterpiece, Journey to the West, William Lin came to China at the age of seventeen, studied Chinese culture, I don't know why he didn't return to China after graduation, he just messed around in the capital, he has an idol, Tang Seng, William Lin often said that Tang Seng has the fan of an English gentleman, and also has the elegance of a Chinese gentleman, gentle as jade, and has a woman's popularity, even the king of the daughter country likes him, and he became a Buddha after the most Lu, in short, he likes it very much, and worships it as an idol.

Tang Monk in the eyes of the Chinese is the role of mother-in-law and mother, few people like him, there are many people who like Monkey King and Zhu Bajie, but there are differences between Chinese and foreign cultures, Wei Linlin likes, that is also the freedom of people, you like it, William Lin actually did a feat that shocked the world and cried ghosts and gods.

I don't know if Lu Dao is full of food and support, or which tendon is wrong, I actually found a tattoo shop on the back to tattoo a Tang monk riding a white horse, it is also strange, since he tattooed Tang Seng, unlucky things continue, help an old lady was false, almost bankrupt, and then the tutor's child took advantage of his drinking water, went straight to the balcony, almost fell from the eighteenth floor, the reputation was ruined, and the wallet was lost on the way home......

At first, I thought it was an accident, but then a month of bad luck continued, William Lin panicked, and asked Wang Xiaohu to help him find a way, although Wang Xiaohu has been with the father of the dancing god for so many years, but he has always been quite unbelieving in the father who pretends to be a ghost, although he also knows some yin and yang ways, but he can't see what is going on with William Lin, since he can't do it, then go to invite a master, ask around, I heard that there is a master Wu Banxian who is very high, can pinch and calculate, often in the suburbs near the big stone bridge.

The brothers got up early the next day, went straight to the big stone bridge, the big stone bridge is near the old railway station, there are decades of history, it was built on the moat, now the moat has long dried up, there is only such a lonely stone bridge, the stone bridge is the old railway station on the left, the right is the urban-rural junction, there are many people coming and going, it is very lively, and it has naturally become an excellent place for fortune-telling stalls.

When I got here, I looked around, maybe I came too early, and there were not too many people who set up a stall to tell fortunes, so I inquired around, and found the god Wu Banxian under an uncle next to the small store at home, but I saw that this half-immortal was in his early thirties, looking upright, wearing a broken robe, wearing a Taoist hat, and a pair of clover shell head Adi under his feet, sitting on a maza, and a cloth of no color was placed in front of him, with a statue of Mai God written in regular letters, and he was napping with half-squinted eyes.

Wearing a rag that doesn't seem to be able to see the color of the robe, wearing such a pair of shoes under his feet, how does Wang Xiaohu think that this Wu Banxian is out of tune, he is still a little hesitant, but William Lin is like seeing a relative, he stepped forward and grabbed Wu Banxian's hand, and said excitedly: "Master, I have heard the name for a long time, like thunder, when I see it today, I am fortunate to have three lives......

Wu Banxian may not have slept well last night, sleepy-eyed was napping in the sun, Leng Buding was caught by the yellow-haired and blue-eyed William Lin, his eyes were about to stare out and looked at him, he opened his mouth to talk endlessly, and suddenly hit a spirit, his eyes showed a frightened look, and it seemed that he was about to shout that there was a ghost, but fortunately it was daytime, and he calmed down to see that he was a foreigner.

The half-immortal deserves to be a half-immortal, and immediately straightened his posture and asked diligently: "Hello, is Mr. here to see the marriage?" ”

William Lin said: "Don't look at marriage, there have been unlucky things recently, find a master to find a way." ”

"Oh, what a bad luck, tell me."

William Lin began to complain, and said the unfortunate things of this month, the miserable spirit, it is simply that the speaker is sad, and the person who hears it is crying, but the half-immortal is the half-immortal, without any expression, he showed William Lin palmistry, criticized the eight characters, and did not see anything, he couldn't help but lose face, and took out the tarot cards, looked at the stars, and made a crystal ball...... After using the eighteen kinds of martial arts, he finally asked: "Have you been lacking in virtue lately?" ”

William Lin thought hard for a while, and asked carefully: "Is it a lack of virtue to be with a married woman?" ”

After tossing for a long time, Wu Banxian also saw that William Lin was not a rich man, and said impatiently: "No, you are a moral problem, poor Dao can't manage this, if you haven't done anything lacking in morality, have you done anything stupid recently?" ”

William Lin thought about it, but he really didn't think of what he had done, and he could be unlucky for so long, so he said cautiously: "I didn't do anything, I tattooed a Tang monk on my body." ”

Wu Banxian didn't speak, William Lin continued to recall, and said all the things in the past half a year, what he said was dry mouth, Wu Banxian still nodded, but he didn't say a word, William Lin also saw that Wu Banxian was perfunctory to him, and couldn't help but scold: "Well, you are paralyzed, you are broken!" ”

Wu Banxian was furious and said: "Break your paralysis, break it, ** who is not good, tattoo a Tang monk, if you are a tattooed Tang Seng after becoming a Buddha, forget it, and tattoo a person riding a white horse, he is nine hundred and eighty-one difficult, how difficult have you been?" Let's go home and stay up. ”

William Lin was furious, overturned Wu Banxian's stall, dragged Wang Xiaohu and ran, found a place where no one was there and called the city management, then he took a break, and looked at Wang Xiaohu with a sad face, since Wu Banxian is unreliable, then go to the temple and ask, ran around for half a month, found an old monk, the old monk touched William Lin's whole body, and told them that Wu Banxian was right, William Lin is a spirit bone, the most taboo is this thing, even if it is washed, the catastrophe is still there, but it still smeared a layer of herbs on William Lin's body, Tell him that when the eighty-one difficulties have passed, the Tang Seng on his body will disappear by himself, and at that time, you will complete the eighty-one difficulties for Tang Seng, and he will bless you when he becomes a Buddha.

However, the small disaster is better, the big disaster is difficult to dodge, if there is no noble person to help, I am afraid that it is very bad, as for how it is not good, the old monk did not say, but it can also be seen that life is at stake, William Lin listened to what the old monk said, almost wilted, and hurriedly asked if he could crack it, the old monk told him that he could not crack it, and said that Wang Xiaohu was his nobleman, and Wang Xiaohu helped him to get through the eighty-one difficulties, without Wang Xiaohu, you just stay at home every day, and the house can collapse.

Wang Xiaohu pondered, the feeling that William Lin is a Tang monk, so wouldn't he become a monkey? Very unhappy, but in the past, William Lin was very righteous, and he didn't eat and drink less, sometimes he was tight, the rent couldn't be paid, and William Lin helped pay it, which would not be ignored, he was also skeptical of what the old monk said, patted his chest and promised William Lin to accompany him through the eighty-one difficulties.

William Lin moved to invite Wang Xiaohu to eat KFC, didn't wait for the door, the wallet was stolen by the thief again, the two went home in disgrace, each soaked a bag of instant noodles, don't say, since then, William Lin began to have bad luck, in popular words, that is, drinking cold water can stuff the teeth, farting can hit the heels, what's even more bizarre is that no matter what job he finds, he can't do it for a long time, and he will be unlucky during the work, but if he continues to work, he will be even more unlucky, so the two brothers can't do anything, I changed jobs frequently, but I also got to know a lot of people.

The economy has been sluggish for a while, I haven't been to work for more than half a month, and I can't pay the rent, thinking that Beiying is recruiting extras, I feel that it is quite the right way, and I changed five times early in the morning to work like this.

After waiting for an hour, there are more and more people, old men, old ladies, middle-aged women, migrant workers, some people are dressed fashionably, very neatly and neatly, and some are dressed in tatters, their hair is messy, and they are not black, as if they have fled to here, this is not counted, there are many recruiters in the labor market here, and they are all recruited by some security guards, real estate workers, and dish washers...... Wait, the mess is piled up together, Wang Xiaohu and William Lin are down, but in this group of people, they can be regarded as standing out from the crowd.

At more than ten o'clock, a bus came, and a middle-aged man in a suit came down from the car with a few registered people, holding a loudspeaker and shouting: "There is a scene in the Forbidden City at night, recruiting 50 men and women under the age of 30, if you want to have some experience, hurry up and sign up." ”

This voice was like a thunderstorm after a long drought, and suddenly hundreds of people surrounded it, and William Lin pulled Wang Xiaohu towards the crowd and shouted: "Buddy has played the goblin in Journey to the West...... Let's make it! "However, there are too many people, and no one shouts quieter than him, this shout has played a maid in Huanzhu Gege, and that shout has played passer-by A in the gate of the mansion......

William Lin and Wang Xiaohu were stunned and didn't squeeze in, but William Lin's big nose and blue eyes still let the assistant director see it, and he couldn't help but sigh for a moment, foreign extras are really rare, and they felt very curious, so they beckoned Wang Xiaohu and William Lin to come out and wait for him to the side.