Chapter 22: The Funeral Home
After a long time, Li Yang cleared his throat and asked softly, "Auntie, master, is this ...... Failed? ”
Hong Chen picked up the divine drum on the ground and said with a gloomy face: "Things are a little strange. ”
We looked at each other, the process of inviting Qingfeng just now was unbelievable, and it was so terrifying, no one dared to ask what happened.
It was Hong Chen himself who said: "The paper figure in the coffin is Qingfeng, and when it circles around the table, it has already gone down to the underworld." After entering the first floor of the Yama Palace, it turned around once, and after a total of seven turns, it entered the seventh floor of the Yama Palace. My old fairy let the breeze go down to the yin, and she has never gone so deep. There is no clearance document in the underworld in the lower yin, so go secretly to prevent being caught by the ghost, and every time you go, you will go back. But this time, it's actually seven floors ...... when you leave."
"Why do you go so deep?" Li Yang asked.
Hong Chen's expression was very solemn: "Because I haven't found the old man's ghost all the time." As a result, Qingfeng was discovered by the onicha, and now it is gone. ”
Li Yang's face was ugly, and he couldn't say whether he was blaming himself or guilty.
"How could Grandma's ghost go so deep? Is it on the tenth floor of the Yama Temple? "I carefully analyzed.
Hong Chen shook his head: "Impossible." The functions of the ten-layer Yama Hall are different, and the tenth layer is...... All in all, it is very strange, and it is likely that the ghost of the old man is not in the underworld at all. ”
For no reason, the back of my neck is in a cool breeze, where will it be if I am not in the underworld?
Li Yang was really speechless, he said: "Could it be that grandma has become an immortal? ”
I don't know why, Li Yang's words caused a great reaction from Master Hong Chen, she turned her head sharply, stared at Li Yang, and her hair stood on end. At that moment, I had a strong illusion, the old fairy in her body seemed to be staring at Li Yang to death, Hong Chen's body was filled with black qi, and the people and ghosts were one, exuding an unspeakable aura.
Li Yang stared at him like sweat and muttered, "I was wrong, I was wrong, I shouldn't guess." ”
I was thoughtful on the sidelines, remembering that when Li Damin disappeared a long time ago, his mother watched the shadows. Li Damin's whereabouts are also very strange, not in the underworld, not in the yang world, Li Yang inferred at that time that he was ascending to immortal. The scene of the time actually reappeared today, and I felt a chill all over my body, and there seemed to be an incomprehensible connection in it.
Grandma's whereabouts, will it be related to Yin Qiufeng's secret of immortality? If that's the case, Yin Qiufeng's secret can actually make the Yin Soul jump out of the Three Realms and not in the Five Elements, it's really awesome. I seemed to be faintly touching a huge blur edge.
Hong Chen had been thinking about it for a long time before he said, "...... actually extinguished a breeze at the entrance of my house, if this matter is not solved, I can't sleep well. ”
None of us spoke, and we didn't know what she was going to do next.
Her expression was fierce: "It seems that you can only use that, corpse surrender." ”
Corpse Drop? **, I panicked when I heard this name.
Li Yang looked at me, I looked at Li Yang, and the two of us asked together what is corpse surrender. Hong Chen put his hands behind his back and said: "Within seven days after a person's death, that is, the first seven, the bardo body will still have a sense with the body. The so-called corpse descent is based on this, and I want to do it on the corpse of the old man to lead the bardo body to appear. ”
Before she finished speaking, Lao Tiantou ran out of the door with his waist bent. Li Yang grabbed him quickly: "Where are you?" ”
Lao Tiantou had a bitter face: "A few masters, grandparents!" I had a bad stomach last night, so I found a toilet to pull, oops, I can't hold it back. He walked out.
Li Yang sneered: "Lao Tian, we are all water thieves and dogs." I don't know what to do with your dim sum eyes? My aunt and master said that they want to use grandma's corpse to do it, and this matter depends on you. ”
Lao Tian's head was bitten by a dog: "Don't price!" It doesn't matter what else you do, you can just toss me, not this one! Without the consent of the family, it is a crime to kill the body privately! I begged a few masters, I am a stinky burner in the crematorium, how can I have the power to manage the morgue. You're going to let me go as a fart. ”
Li Yang smiled, turned his face and asked me: "Lao Liu, last time Peng Liang was in the morgue to extract bones from the corpse, the person who took care of the morgue at that time was Master Tian, right?" ”
Lao Tian looked at me pitifully, and I nodded: "Lao Tian, I said it, it's impossible for you to get off this boat." The arrow is already on the string and has to be sent. ”
Lao Tiantou looked at Li Yang and then at Hong Chen, who looked like a ghost, and slapped his mouth again and again: "Why am I so greedy for money!" Should! Make your hands cheap! Born poor, you have to make money, get into trouble! Should! ”
Li Yang said: "Lao Tian, there are two paths in front of you now. One is to cooperate with us, you find a convenient time, open the morgue, we borrow grandma's corpse as a practice, and the silence is over; Second, it's a bit of a toast and don't eat and drink, I have evidence of your fraud in my hand, and you have seen my aunt's master's methods, the underworld can be leveled, and it's not a problem to fiddle with you as a big living person, you can weigh it yourself. ”
Lao Tiantou's face wrinkled together, rubbed his hands, he was about to cry, he thought for a long time, and gritted his teeth suddenly: "Okay!" But you promise me, only this once! Next time, it's killing me, and I won't mix it. ”
Li Yang was impatient: "Of course. ”
Hong Chen said: "Master, you can rest assured, only this time, the corpse surrender cannot be done continuously." ”
Lao Tiantou thought for a while and said, "Not today, I'm not on duty." I'm on night duty tomorrow night, and you come to the funeral home before half past eleven in the evening and call me. Explain in advance that it is only half an hour, and I will close the room after twelve o'clock. This is the ironclad rule of funeral homes. ”
"Isn't this the end, it's up to you to work hard. Don't be sad, I'll stuff you with a red envelope when I'm done tomorrow. Li Yang laughed.
"Don't! Don't pester me in the future, and delete the evidence on the phone. Lao Tiantou yelled.
Li Yang smiled: "Lao Tian, why do you look like a nude photo, I don't know how to think that you are a high-ranking official and I am a junior." Okay, that's it. ”
Master Hong Chen was very serious, and even had a hint of disgust, and waved his hand: "You all go, I still have to prepare something for tomorrow's practice." We'll see you at the funeral home at eleven o'clock tomorrow night. ”
The three of us walked out of the Buddha hall, and the sky was bright and shining. Looking at the watch, it was past two o'clock, and the experience of two or three hours was like a nightmare. The heart is full of haze, and the sun can't be dispelled.
Li Yang patted me: "Lao Liu, how is it?" Dude is a master of strategy, let Lao Tian come to the right place. I took one step and definitely looked at three steps, and I knew that Lao Tian could play a role, and the pawn crossed the cart on the top of the river. ”
I looked at him, and suddenly felt a sense of strangeness that I had never felt before, looked at the languishing old Tiantou walking behind, and sighed: "Li Yang, how have you changed?" ”
Li Yang smiled: "I haven't changed, it's just that the Li Yang you know is just a part of me." Just like you. ”
"What's wrong with me?" I frowned.
"You are only a part of you now. One day, when you unfold it all, you'll be horrified yourself. ”
I couldn't hear this in my heart, and changed the topic: "What are you really going to do tomorrow night?" ”
Li Yang nodded: "I'm becoming more and more interested in this matter." I thought," he looked at me, thoughtfully, "we haven't been able to find Grandma's ghost, could this be the essence of immortality?" ”
"What do you mean?"
Li Yang shook his head: "I don't know either." He seemed to want to say something, but he never said it.
We took the car back to the city, and Li Yang received a phone call, it was Yang Shanshan. Grandma's blood is not many in this generation. Li Yang and Yang Shanshan have a good relationship. Yang Shanshan called and asked why she didn't see him and Liu Yang at the funeral home. Li Yang said to her lightly, we still have to do something.
We sent Lao Tiantou to the funeral home first, and Lao Tiantou walked in with a bitter face and hunched over. Looking at his back, I asked Li Yang if you are not afraid that he will go back on his word. Li Yang smiled and said, he may not care about the evidence in my mobile phone, but he must be afraid of his aunt and master. Don't look at his boldness, the more he touches death, the more he knows the awe of gods and ghosts.
I didn't have time to talk to him, my stomach growled. I forced him to come to the east and rub it together. During the meal, he stuffed me with a thick red envelope, saying that it was their family's heart for me. I didn't look at it, I just put it in my pocket.
After eating, I went to a bathing center to take a good bath, went home and changed into a new set of clothes, and slept comfortably.
The next day, I stayed in bed for a day, lazily and didn't like to get out of bed. At almost ten o'clock in the evening, Li Yang called, and he was waiting for me downstairs.
The two of us got in the car and went straight to the funeral home.