"Sir? Just this little guy? Wang Bing's second uncle glanced at me and said, "No need, I have already asked a gentleman to organize my father's funeral." ”

"Second uncle, listen to me." Wang Bing opened his mouth and wanted to speak, but his second uncle waved his hand: "The person I invited is Mr. Li, who is famous in Beijing, you don't need to say it, since this gentleman is here, then eat some food, play for a while and then leave, but Ah Bing, the person you brought is optimistic, don't let him walk around." ”

After saying that, his second uncle left.

Wang Bing's face turned red with anger and said to me, "Brother Zhang, don't get me wrong. ”

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll have some food, it's nothing if I don't do anything." I shook my head at Wang Bing slightly, it seems that their so-called 'family' is not monolithic, obviously his second uncle has an opinion on them.

Wang Bing saw that I didn't say anything, so he took me to the side.

During the chat, I learned that Wang Bing's father was called Wang Li, and his second uncle was called Wang Qiang.

Wang Bing only vaguely said that the relationship between his father and his second uncle was not particularly good, but he didn't say much, but I can see that the relationship between them is not only not very good, but it looks like they are about to fall apart.

It stands to reason that Wang Bing's father Wang Li is the chairman of this group, and Wang Qiang doesn't seem to be a fool, how could he offend Wang Bing for no reason, it can only be said that the two of them have fallen out and don't care about these things anymore.

After a while, Wang Bing's second uncle, Wang Qiang, respectfully invited a Mr. Yin and Yang to come out.

This Mr. Li looked to be forty years old, very thin, wearing a cyan robe, and carrying a small cyan bag.

Then I saw a man who looked very similar to Wang Bing, who looked to be in his fifties, wearing a longevity suit and a white filial piety cloth tied to his head.

This should be Wang Li.

Then Wang Li raised his hand, and the originally noisy crowd immediately quieted down, Wang Li coughed and said, "I'm glad to have so many relatives and friends come to my Wang Li's father's funeral today......

"Wait." Suddenly, Wang Qiang said: "Mr. Li said, first put on incense, and then speak." ”

After speaking, this Mr. Li stepped forward with a smile and said: "According to the principle, you should let your relatives incense first, but Old Man Wang is not an ordinary death, but he has a blessed fruit, and he wants to become an immortal, so I will incense by my Taoist people, hoping to send him a ride on the road to becoming an immortal." ”

Everyone cheered loudly when they heard Mr. Li's words.

I originally thought that this Mr. Li had real skills, after all, he was mixed in the capital, and he didn't have the ability to go, but when I heard him say this, I knew that he was talking nonsense.

After speaking, Mr. Li walked to the coffin, and someone next to him handed out a stick of incense, he waved his hand, and then took out a stick of incense from his bag.

And then I saw it.

He took the incense and gently rubbed it on his clothes, and the incense suddenly ignited.

I rub, this is a trick in the rivers and lakes, a very old trick, a little secretive, in the eyes of outsiders, it is this Mr. Yin and Yang who lit the incense candle without using a lighter or anything, giving people a feeling of a master.

In fact, the end of this pillar of incense is the same as a match, and then a pattern in the middle of his robe is the same as the material of the match rubbed, and it burns when you wipe it.

Trick.

"Since Daoyou said that he wanted to send Old Man Wang to become an immortal, then I will also send him a ride." As I spoke, I stepped forward, picked up a stick of incense from the desk, blew it, and the stick of incense burned.

Burning incense is just the basic skill of Mr. Yin and Yang.

Then I bowed and put incense on it.

When Mr. Li saw me blowing out the incense candles, his eyelids jumped several times, and he smiled and said, "Little brother is good at kung fu." ”

"I'm not kung fu, but you're a master, it's very powerful." I laughed, turned and walked back.

Mr. Li took a few steps back thoughtfully.

Then the relatives and friends6 continued to offer incense, and the professional mourners also wailed and wept.

Suddenly I felt something was wrong, crouched on the ground, and looked under the coffin.

The edge of the coffin was dripping.

You must know that the coffin requirements for storing the corpse must be dry, which the Wang family must also know.

I looked up again, and there was a bronze mirror just above the coffin.

Wang Bing showed my strange appearance, walked over and asked in a low voice, "Brother Zhang, what's wrong?" ”

I laughed, stood up and whispered in Wang Bing's ear: "I'm afraid that your grandfather is not going to become an immortal, but to become a corpse." ”

"Zombies?" Wang Bingyu smiled, with a look of disbelief on his face: "This, how can a good person be a corpse." ”

"What nonsense are you talking about, my dad is going to become an immortal, how can he be a corpse, Wang Bing, what is the intention of this charlatan you brought." I don't know when Wang Qiang went around behind us and opened his mouth to scold.

Everyone looked over, Wang Bing's father, Wang Li also looked over, and his brows were also furrowed.

I wasn't in a hurry, and asked with a smile: "Mr. Li, you just said that Old Man Wang wants to become an immortal, then tell me, what kind of immortal does he want to become?" ”

Mr. Li frowned, and stammered: "Yes, yes, it was the Jade Emperor who recruited the old man to go up, dang, to be the lord of the land." ”

"Ouch, do you think that a land lord needs to be recruited by the Jade Emperor himself?" I asked with a smile.

This Mr. Li looks like an old Jianghu, but unfortunately he saw my incense burning kung fu before, and knew that I was a person with real skills.

It's like a fake soldier suddenly encountering a real soldier, and he will be nervous.

"This, this ......" Mr. Li was suddenly speechless.

"Let me tell you, although I didn't open the coffin, the back of Old Man Wang's body was definitely damp, and I even thought it had grown moss." I pointed to the bronze mirror on the coffin: "Who told you to put the bronze mirror?" ”

"If you put a mirror on the coffin, you will definitely be shocked. Don't know anything about it? Although a person is dead, putting a mirror on his head is to make him look at his face and make him reluctant to die. I said.

"Nonsense, how to look in the mirror inside the coffin." Mr. Li scolded.

"If I'm not mistaken, the eyes of Old Man Wang's corpse have been opened, and when the mirror condenses a drop of Yin Water on the surface of this mirror, it drops onto the coffin, and then slowly invades from the coffin inside, and drops onto Old Man Wang's forehead, then it's fun, Mr. Li, if you don't believe it, then it's okay, the bronze mirror was taken away, how about staying here tonight with Old Man Wang, who wants to be a fairy, for one night? If you survive tonight, I'll give you a million. I spoke.

"Nonsense, the body is already dead, how can you open your eyes." As he spoke, Mr. Li stepped forward, slowly pushed the coffin open, and then glanced inside.

"Ahh

Mr. Li shouted in fear, then rolled his eyes and fainted.

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