The sugar doll knew that the fat man didn't believe it at all, and looked at me sideways: "Xia Worm can't talk about ice, fat pigs can't celebrate the New Year, he is stupid/forced to believe it or not, don't you believe it either?" ”

I smiled and said, "Nonsense, I believe it's weird, eating these ten fruits can increase your cultivation for millions of years, do you think I'm stupid/...... Unless...... Haha, you prove it to us."

The sugar doll sneered, stepped forward and picked a vermilion fruit, threw it directly into its mouth, chirped and chewed it a few times, and swallowed it with a stretch of its neck, and soon, its whole body was filled with white smoke, and then, I saw that its fur became as bright and dazzling as gold.

"Hey, it seems to have some effect." The fat man looked at the sugar doll in surprise.

"Nonsense." The sugar doll plucked a yin-yang divine fruit again, put it in its mouth and chewed it, this time, its fur turned a strange purple.

Soon, the sugar doll swallowed the ten Yin Yang Divine Fruits one by one, and the fur on its body also changed various colors, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, black, white, gray, anyway, when it ate the ten fruits, the fur on its body turned into the original earthy yellow.

"How? Isn't it an increase in millions of years of cultivation? The fat man smiled: "Play two tricks for us to see?" With millions of years of cultivation, is it like a cat with a bamboo dragonfly stuck in its head and it can fly? ”

The sugar doll glanced at the fat man, and his gaze was really sharp, and this glance actually made the fat man swallow the rest of the words into his stomach.

With a cold snort, the sugar doll man stood up and kicked his legs...... Grass! It really flies, and if you put a big lump of cotton on its feet, it must be the legendary Howling Dog...... son.

One meter, two meters, three meters, the sugar doll flew higher and higher, and the corners of its mouth began to have a smug smile, and even began to hum a little song: "I want to fly higher, fly higher......"

While humming a small song, it changes various body shapes in the air, reflexively somersaulting for two and a half weeks and bending 305B, with a difficulty coefficient of 3.0, and reflexively turning for a week and a half and turning 5335D with a difficulty coefficient of 2.9......

JUST WHEN IT WAS PLAYING WITH ALL KINDS OF MOVEMENTS, FLYING TO A HEIGHT OF FOUR OR FIVE METERS, IT SUDDENLY FELL DOWN LIKE A SCALE, BIAJI FELL TO THE GROUND WITH A BANG, I LOOKED AT THE FAT MAN, AND I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT KIND OF ACTION THIS WAS, AND SAW THE SUGAR DOLL GRINNING ON THE GROUND AND SCOLDING MY MOTHER, I IMMEDIATELY REACTED, IT FELL OFF BY ITSELF, AND SUDDENLY, THE TWO OF THEM HELD THEIR BELLIES AND LAUGHED BACK AND FORTH.

", there's got to be something wrong!" The sugar doll got up and cursed.

I continued to laugh with the fat man, until the sugar doll looked at me with extremely angry eyes, and I gradually stopped laughing: "Okay, I believe you, this Yin Yang Divine Fruit is indeed a bit useful, you can only jump before, but now you can fly four or five meters high, which can be regarded as increasing mana, but unfortunately, this fruit is gone, otherwise I would have eaten ten of them, and it would be no problem to become a master." ”

The fat man was still laughing, and when he saw the threatening gaze of the sugar doll sweeping towards him, he quickly turned pale and changed the topic: "What, let's get down to business, the most important thing at the moment is to find an exit, let's move on." ”

The sugar doll snorted, and then withdrew her gaze.

The two of them and the dog continued on their way, and after walking a few hundred meters, they came to the end of the crack, which was also a vertical cliff with no exit.

Grass, cliffs in front of and on the left and right, is this the rhythm that is going to kill us?

Three-person ...... No, the two of them squatted down and discussed for a while, but they couldn't find any solution to the dilemma in front of them, and finally decided to go back, maybe Lou Wei was out of danger, and now he has begun to prepare to rescue us.

When passing by the Yin-Yang Divine Tree, the fat man sighed, pointed to the Yin-Yang Divine Tree and said, "Brother Ghost, look! ”

When I looked closely, I was also extremely surprised that the emerald green tree had produced several crystal clear red fruits, and I stepped forward and counted them carefully, no more, no less, exactly ten. Moreover, these ten fruits actually exude an extremely rich fragrance, and just smelling this smell makes me feel a little fluttery.

"Huh, what's going on?" The sugar doll walked in front of the Yin-Yang Divine Tree, and the person stood up, wrapped his paws around his chest, circled the tree twice, and stopped to hold the dog's mouth with his right paw, making a contemplative gesture.

"Didn't you say that it only bears fruit once in 100,000 years? It's only been less than ten minutes, how can ten more fruits grow? I asked with a smile.

The sugar doll didn't answer me and continued to pretend to be contemplative.

I didn't bother to pay attention to it, turned around and lit a cigarette with the fat man, just when I was lighting the cigarette, the fat man squeezed his eyes at me, and looked in the direction he indicated, the ice wall next to it was like a mirror, reflecting the sugar doll's every move, only to see the sugar doll quickly take out a golden book from the body, quickly turn to one of the pages, look at it twice and quickly hide it.

Damn, this guy can't pretend anymore, and he actually cheats.

Taking a deep breath of cigarette, I tried to suppress my smile, turned my head to look at the sugar doll, it pretended to pick a fruit and looked at it, and said with a face full of vicissitudes: "I didn't wake up just now, I didn't remember some things, and now after some careful consideration, I finally know what's going on." ”

"What's going on?" I couldn't help but laugh and asked.

"The Yin Yang Divine Fruit bears fruit once every 100,000 years, but the fruit is divided into two stages, the first stage is the Yin Fruit, the person who swallows the Yin Fruit, can only obtain one ten-thousandth of the energy of the Yin Yang Divine Fruit, only after the Yin Fruit is eaten, and the Yin Yang Divine Tree cannot feel the storage of the Yin Fruit, the Yang Fruit of the second stage can grow again. After eating the Yin Fruit and then eating the Yang Fruit, it can be regarded as eating the real Yin and Yang Divine Fruit. Sugar Doll sighed.

"Why are you still hesitating, hurry up and eat." I laughed.

The sugar doll looked at me strangely, and after a while, it said, "Zhengnan, you're not impressed at all?" ”

I laughed: "I'm just an ordinary person, I don't want to live forever, I don't want to dominate the world......"

The fat man added next to him: "We just want to be a group of quiet and beautiful men. ”

I laughed and kicked the fat man, and continued: "Then again, I really want to be an ordinary person again, quarrel with my wife, have a headache for my children, stare at the weighing pan when buying groceries, be afraid that the hawker will be short of catties and two, see a doctor and stuff red envelopes, and be afraid that the doctor will prescribe medicine indiscriminately, these may be ordinary things in your eyes, but they are my life pursuit, do you think I am a person with no ideals?" I can't help it, I'm just an ordinary person when I'm a kid, and to be honest, I didn't know that there was such a thing as a ghost or god until two years ago......"

After taking two puffs of cigarette vigorously, I threw away the cigarette butt and said with a smile: "Damn, I don't know who said it, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, this can make me miserable, otherwise, how could I stare at you in this ice and snow now?" Anyway, you are no one else, you can take this million years of cultivation, and the task of maintaining world peace will be handed over to you in the future. ”

Although this is said with a smile, but it is from the heart, anyway, the sugar doll is not someone else, and the task of protecting human beings and punishing evil hoes and rapes will be handed over to it, I hide behind him, and from time to time I will play a role for the tiger, this kind of day is called happy.

The strange expression on the sugar doll's face became more and more obvious, I really don't understand, it is just a dog, how can it have such a rich facial expression.

It was silent for more than ten seconds before it asked the fat man with a twinkle in its eyes: "What about you?" ”

"Increasing the cultivation of a million years is a fart, if you eat this thing, you can increase the number of wives by a million, and it is the kind that lives in harmony, I think I will eat it." The fat man laughed.

"I have to say, you two are really weird!" Sugar Doll smiled: "It's a pity, some things can't be left to you." ”

I frowned and said, "What do you mean?" ”

The sugar doll screamed twice, and then said, "I guess you also smelled a fragrance just now, don't you think it smells very good?" ”

I nodded, "It's okay." ”

"This aroma is called life-seeking, and the person who smells it will die if he doesn't detoxify it within two hours." Sugar Doll sneered.

"Grass!" The fat man and I both scolded, and the fat man said angrily: "You know that it is poisonous, why didn't you warn us in advance?" ”

"What a grass! I didn't know at first! The sugar doll smiled: "Besides, this poison is not insolvable." ”

"How?" The two spoke in unison.

"Eat the / Yin Yang Divine Fruit, and it takes millions of years of cultivation to cure this poison." Sugar Doll laughed.

Looking at the fat man, I saw that the fat man's face was already a little gray, and the fat man seemed to notice that my face was wrong, looking at my face dumbfounded, damn, it seems that what the sugar doll said is true.

I was immediately anxious and angry: "Damn, then you don't want to eat quickly?" With millions of years of cultivation, hurry up and help us detoxify. ”

The sugar doll scolded me: "Damn, if I can eat it directly to increase my cultivation, I'm still talking to you." After Ben Wang ate the Yin Fruit, he could no longer absorb the energy of the Yang Fruit, and only by eating the Yang Fruit for you, and then communicating with me about Yin and Yang, could all the energy be activated, and only in this way would the two of us have millions of years of cultivation. ”

"Tsk, that's it, it looks like you can't eat it." I depressedly took the red fruit from the sugar doll's hand, and was about to eat it, when something suddenly came to my mind, and I asked with a straight face: "Wait, what do you mean by yin-yang communication?" ”

The sugar doll paused for a moment, as if she didn't know what I was talking about, and then snorted: "Damn, you nasty/dirty embryo, do you think you're doing that kind of thing?" Lao Tzu's dignified leader in the animal world, how can he have a relationship with your filthy human beings, and how can I gain a foothold in the animal world in the future? Having a relationship with humans...... , could there be anything more disgusting than that? ”

Damn, this is obviously Lao Tzu's line, I was depressed, opened my mouth and threw the fruit into my mouth, chewed it twice, felt a little sour and astringent, as if eating hawthorn, chewed a few times, and swallowed it.