Chapter Twenty-Three: Brother Dog Bear is not good
The heavily armed little fat man, who really looks like a dog, looks like that, picks up the Zen staff, and after putting a few frames, this goods went directly to the fat man: "Fat brother, doesn't the little monk still have three hundred meritorious merits?" Please exchange it for an ordinary book of internal strength and a book of staff for the little monk."
The fat man was surprised when he heard it, what else did he need to do with the internal strength and mental method: "Your Rulai Divine Palm includes the internal mental method, why do you still need to exchange it?" ”?
The little fat man raised his head and said with a heartfelt voice: "The little monk is the savior of mankind and the hope of all living beings, although I don't know what dangers are waiting for the little monk in the future, but the little monk knows that with the strength of one person, no matter how big it is, it can't be done, I have to give my followers some benefits." The fat man who said it in a sentence couldn't get angry for a long time, and his heart flashed the words that Wu Baoan said when he accompanied him to his hometown in Qingping County: Fat brother, can we learn martial arts now? The fat man said in his heart, it's time to give Wu Baoan, this kid, everyone else has this awareness, we can't fall behind him.
A Shaolin heart method, one breath mixed with Yuan Gong. A mad wand method. It's all rotten street goods. The fat man shamelessly accepted a commission of thirty meritorious points from the little monk. Happy laughing. Lian Hu can do this job. Both of them have their own gains, and they are both happy.
Just when the little fat man took the cheats and clicked on the study, the old man of the system spoke in the fat man's head: "Fatty, there is a mission: the savior mission, the No. 1 savior donor is good, within a month, establish a survivor base." The number of people must not be less than 50,000. Success rewards reward the savior with 10,000 experience, 1,000 merit points, and 1,000 merit points. Reward the fat man with 6,000 experience, merit worth 1,000, and merit 1,000. Punishment for failure: The savior is reduced to three levels, and the fat man is reduced to one level".
Host Mission: Clear the Yanzhao City Zoo and kill all the Level 3 Demon Beasts within the time limit of three days. Success rewards: 3,000 experience, 500 merit points, 500 merit points, and the number of saviors increased to two. If it fails, the host will be downgraded by one level.
The fat man didn't expect that the task would come so soon, and there were two of them, the little fat man's task was only a month, and the task of cleaning up the Yanzhao City Zoo was only three days. The fat man hurriedly told the little fat man about the task. Emphasize the reward after the completion of this task and the punishment after failure, so as not to let this little monk do it without heart and come to grind foreigners. After giving the task to the little monk, the two returned to the original classroom one after the other.
Xiao Yi and Wu Baoan they had been waiting impatiently, and finally waited for the fat man and the donor to come back, the fat man flashed to the side after entering the classroom, and was wearing a monk's robe behind him, covered with a red robe, six incense scars on the bare head were clearly visible, the left hand held the Zen staff, the right palm was erected on the chest, with a Buddha horn, a new shape, a new elephant, a new look, a new temperament, and the freshly baked little monk Benefactor walked in.
There was a series of clicks, and the things in everyone's hands fell to the ground in unison, and their eyes widened in disbelief, looking at classmate Shi in disbelief, it shouldn't be Master Shi, everyone couldn't figure it out, just went out for a while, how did this donor become a sister-in-law, no, why did the shotgun change the cannon, this is also amazing.
The little monk entered the door, the wind shook the hem of his robe, and his right palm was erected: "Amitayus Heavenly Venerable, no, that Amitayus Buddha, the little monk has seen all the donors, all the donors are good."
With a bang, the very handsome girl who opened her mouth to hug Shi for classmate Shi cried violently, and said while crying: "Senior Shi, I know that your girlfriend was snatched away by the villain minister of the Ministry of Physical Education, but you don't have to be a monk, there are many good girls in the world, woo woo, if Hui can do it, I can too, all the time, I have my heart for you, don't you understand?" Why don't you want to become a monk?"
The little monk smiled bitterly, he didn't want to, but the fat brother said that his qualifications were more suitable for cultivating Buddhism. No, I've become like this. A little embarrassed to look at his sister, the little monk plucked up the courage, according to the excuse that had just been discussed with the fat man, and said: "Just now the fat brother pulled me out, he wanted to comfort me, who wanted to come to a Buddhist master, the master did not say that I have a fate with the Buddha, so he gave me the top ordination, empowerment and transmission, accepted me as a disciple, passed on my Buddhist exercises, and let me build a peaceful and joyful Buddhist paradise for all living beings in this last world." So that the survivors of the Quartet will no longer have sorrow, no pain, no terror, everyone is equal, everyone is like a dragon. Nam no Amitabha". The little monk looks like this, and his rhetoric is compassionate, a frame of compassion for my Buddha. Coupled with this robe, Zen staff, monk's robe, and bald head, the whole argument seems so reasonable.
Xiao Yi walked closer in a few steps, looked at the incense scar on his brother's bald head, and tears fell in a row, he only had such a younger brother, and now the world is in chaos like this, and the reunion of the sister and brother is already the greatest happiness given by God. But who knows, not long after we met, such an accident happened, my younger brother turned out to be a monk, where did a Buddhist monk come from? happened to meet Xiao Hao at this time, the more Xiao Yi thought about it, the more wrong it was, it must be the fat man's ghost, Xiao Yi raised his beautiful eyes and looked at the fat man, the fat man saw Xiao Yi glaring at him, and the whole person with a weak heart shrank back, and his eyes didn't dare to look at him at all. Xindao, Xiao Yi, my brother is also for the sake of my future brother-in-law. You can't complain about me, I'm wronged, the old scoundrel of the old man of the system said that your brother is suitable for cultivating Buddhism. The fat man is an honest man, and as soon as these unnatural movements come out, he will immediately be exposed.
The fat man was in a hurry, walked to Xiao Yi in two steps, and whispered to Xiao Yi: "The master said before leaving, he can't help getting married in this vein, and Xiao Hao can still get married and have children in the future." There are no rules and precepts of this Buddhism that you don't have to follow."
Xiao Yi heard the fat man's words, the look on his face eased slightly, touched his brother's clothes, and asked about the master's whereabouts. When Xiao Yi heard this, he concluded that it was the fat man's ghost.
Xiao Yi let go of his younger brother, pulled the fat man to the side where there was no one, and interrogated what was going on. Xiao Yi's hard work, coupled with torture to extract a confession, failed to make the fat man reveal the truth. At the same time that the two of them were asking energetically, the little monk was also very lively, Wu Baoan and a group of little girls surrounded the little fat man, gossiping and asking nonsense, some said that the master's martial arts were not high, some said that the master was handsome or not, and asked everything, Wu Baoan was holding the little monk's Optimus Zen staff, watching non-stop, drooling all over the place.
There was a knock on the door, and a large number of people walked in, and the current two were the Minister of Sports, Brother Bear, and the ex-girlfriend of the little fat man, Ruhui. Behind the chaos followed by a vote of sports students, one by one rubbing their fists, a bad posture.
Brother Bear, who was hugging Ruhui's classmates, didn't raise his eyes, and gently threw a sentence: "What about your monk president, let him come to see me, this broken student union should also be dissolved, the entire school should have been managed by our sports department a long time ago, what about the flower monks"? After finishing speaking, he continued to go with the beautiful girl Ruhui in his arms.
Looking at the vigorous crowd of people, a group of little girls were so frightened that they didn't even dare to speak, the little monk raised his hand to take the Optimus Zen staff from Wu Baoan's hand, separated the crowd, took two steps forward, the Zen staff gently hit the ground, and the right palm was upright: "Amitabha, the donor is good, classmate Liu, the little monk's current Dharma name is like this, I don't know what you have to do this time to find the little monk"?