In front of me, there was a cup of green tea, hot and fragrant, two miniature figurines standing next to the teacup, one with dark blue-purple and long metallic hair, the same as the little crow, and the other, with long green hair and green clothes, two pairs of restless translucent wings fluttering around behind him. Well, it's the newborn mini Maddie who is curiously studying tea with Tinkerbell. The former is holding the rim of the teacup and scooping water from it with his own eggshell fragments to drink, and the latter is directly reaching for tea leaves to eat as a snack, happy, innocent and cute - this scene somewhat calmed my mood down.

Because I sat across from me an incredible one that could hatch a mini version of myself out of a ping-pong ball.

Sure enough, it's still impossible to calm down! This is really an impossible situation to calm down!

"I said, girl......" I added some hot water to the teacup under the curious gaze of Mini Mediwen, and said to the little crow in front of me, "Didn't you say it, it's not that you won't let you hatch eggs, but now that you're still young, you can't take care of so many ...... at once"

As soon as I was halfway through my sentence, I heard a faint commotion next to me, and I ran in with a big box on my shoulder, shouting: "It's all collected, it's really a lot!" Then he put the box on the coffee table.

I looked up and saw that there was everything in the box: table tennis balls, tennis balls, light bulbs, thread balls, gacha, walnuts, master balls, and even a steaming steamed bun......

"Ahaha, this is what I want to eat." Shallow grin, laughing, picking out the vegetable buns. As usual, I habitually break it in half and give me half of it, "Ah Jun, are you eating?" My sister just steamed it. ”

I took the vegetable buns handed by the shallow shallow with a little stiffness, this girl is really calm and optimistic, I guess in her mind, the first priority at the moment is to share the vegetable buns with her boyfriend first, and then discuss the matter of peace in the world. I turned my head to look at the other side, and found that the little crow was looking directly at the steaming food in my hands and Qianqian's hands, and then stretched out his little hand with a natural face: "Master, I will eat too!" "There is no self-consciousness at all in training. In fact, I even doubt that she knew that she had made a mistake again.

A bear child like Xiaoxue is difficult because she has a low moral index, but anyway, Xiaoxue still knows when she will get into trouble and when she will be trained, and a bear child like Little Crow is actually more difficult than Xiaoxue, because she not only has no moral index, but in most cases, she doesn't realize that she is in trouble at all, and even after being educated by the whole family for a whole day, she can still run around laughing and laughing, from a certain point of view. If this kind of dead-skinned ability and tenacity can be put on the shield technique, maybe our deep-diving ship will be on the other side of the abyss by this time...... Thinking about these and not. I still stuffed the bun to the little girl to prevent her from crying.

"Well, you really think these things will be ......" Sandora sat next to her without speaking, and then she couldn't help frowning and interjected, she looked at the big box on the coffee table in a mess, the only thing in common was that they were all spherical things, and her tone was very subtle, "Madiwen really hatched her own splitting body from a ping-pong ball?" ”

"There are eggshells to testify that these little things are like stupid birds. You can't be mistaken. Bingtiss lay on the couch reading a book on all fours, and from under the tome, she reached out her arm and pointed at the newborn miniature Madiwen on the coffee table, who was still firmly lying on the edge of the teacup, leaning over to scoop water from an eggshell, and gasping from time to time with the hot tea, as if there was only one thing left for her whole world to do. The "eggshell" in her hand had already been identified, and it was really half a ping-pong ball, although even Bing Teis was said to have been demented for several minutes when the result was first identified.

"It's not scientific," I said, pulling out a ping-pong ball from the box. He gestured next to the head of the mini Mediwen, who showed extraordinary enthusiasm for green tea, "It's a bit reliable to say that it's a few eggs, but the table tennis ball is too small, how did this little guy get into it before?" Isn't she panicking? ”

Bing Teis couldn't bear to put the book aside and looked at me with the eyes of a second child: "Nothing should have hatched out of table tennis in the first place, right?!" This kind of premise is a accompli, and you're still struggling with the problem of not being big enough! Is it so painful for you! ”

I silently lowered my head and weakly protested: "Ahem, be a little more civilized in front of children, and after a while, the little crow will chase me and ask me what is egg pain, how do you let me explain?" ”

Bingtis snorted and turned his head to continue reading: "Civilized hair, concubine body is a tone particle, the ancient saying is awkward, today translate your mother b, the history of civilization is a history of nonsense that uses various grammars to translate the words of the scolding mother back and forth, and the result is more and more unrecognizable...... Forget it, I won't tell you, the concubine is still busy checking the Bible......"

I was stunned to look at Sister Bing, who had gone to the next level of language storming, and couldn't help but say more: "Why are you so angry?" ”

Bingtis said to ignore me, but at this time he still turned around: "Damn, I just got the news in the morning, two worlds under the name of the concubine actually fought by themselves, and the reason for the war turned out to be that there was a disagreement in the understanding of the Bible, and the two archbishops prayed at the same time and asked me what those two passages in the Bible meant...... The concubine has been looking for a whole morning, and I don't remember where I wrote about tofu brain in the Bible in my life! Besides, how many years have passed, when the concubines gave them the Bibles carved on the clay tablets, those little rabbit cubs still kept them word for word, and now they have developed to the stage of trans-universe civilization and insist on erecting totem poles everywhere, how can this be broken? Don't they know that the matter of literary creation is time-sensitive? The eggs that were pulled back then can't be found if they are pulled again this year...... Not...... it! Sandora you're crazy...... Uh-huh......"

Bing Tis was tied into a rice dumpling by his good friend and thrown out, and then I looked at Sandora with affection: "I'll (you) eat enough to tease that two hundred and five!" ”

In any case, Bing Tis's interruption is a good adjustment of the atmosphere. I will no longer pursue the unscientific science of the little crow hatching from the table tennis ball, and now the key to the problem is: how to fundamentally solve this nonsense and cheating thing.

"Now I can speculate that the little crow can hatch schizomes out of everything she thinks is an egg, and what she thinks can hatch," I took out a tennis ball from the box and tossed it in my hand, so the little crow, who was busy stuffing the bun in her mouth, stared at it at once, and her little head followed the tennis ball little by little: she definitely thought it was an egg too, "This perception depends on her subconscious, even if we tell her that these things are not eggs, and she understands it." That won't help either...... To put it bluntly, it is the amount of divine power that is at work, and the amount of divine power is higher than the inherent laws of the world, and God thinks that table tennis balls can hatch chicks, and table tennis balls must hatch chicks...... Why is the little crow so obsessed with hatching eggs? ”

I was puzzled by this - probably as a primate, I couldn't understand where the motivation for the little crow to hatch eggs came from, just as I couldn't understand the two male Illuminati in the corner who were guessing like fools and deciding who would kick Lynn if they lost. Anyway, 123 is an M, what kind of mentality do you have when it comes to Kenceau?

"Mai Diwen is a very well-behaved child." My sister came out of the kitchen at this time, and said while wiping the water droplets on her hands on the side of her skirt. "She listens to you and Avena very well, so I guess she didn't mean to, right?"

"Gah?" The little crow looked at the adults around her, and didn't seem to understand that the atmosphere was a little serious, but this did not affect her to continue to entertain herself, she moved her head, and a small mini Madison came out of her hair, and then the little crow began to pick out the leeks in the vegetable bun and feed them to the little guy: the scene was extremely weird.

We're still new to discovering this, and when releasing or recalling her own splits in small batches, Madison doesn't need to create a storm of ravens on that scale. That's probably the only good thing: because of the almost uncontrollable storm of crows and the unpredictable brain, Little Crow is now the most skilled bear child in the family to tear down houses, and I'm glad I have a way to buffer her destructiveness.

That is to say...... Mai Diwen didn't mean to be disobedient, but she had to release her strength to have a series of strange behaviors in the past few days? Sandora said thoughtfully, pulling an apple from her space and nibbling on it, and my eyes were on it. Her Majesty made the queen vigilant all of a sudden, and said while protecting her own food: "What--I don't have any eggs to eat!" Is even the apple going to be taken away? Don't say she can hatch a schizon from this thing! Do we have anything to eat at home? ”

"Under this circumstance, sooner or later, sooner or later, even the steamed buns in our family will have to be steamed into a triangle, can you imagine the scene of this girl lying on the cage drawer and hatching a bunch of steaming steamed buns?" I smiled wryly and waved my hand. "You say the bird is releasing excess energy without control? Is it an instinctive reaction to hatch eggs under this impulse? ”

Sandora nodded affirmatively: "Don't forget, in most cases at this stage, the little crow is stronger than instinct, she does listen to you, but she can't control all her instinctive reactions, including the crow storm and the phenomenon of energy loss of control when transforming, if you have to explain that she is still creating splits after repeated education by adults, then there is only one answer: instinct cannot be restrained." Maybe...... She's going to grow again. ”

I couldn't help but look at the little crow opposite, who was still concentrating on feeding her "child", raising the chicks with the instinct of a bird: although she seemed to me to be nothing more than a chick, and the little crow, whose belly was already bulging, was holding an eggshell (in fact, it should be a ping-pong shell?). Hawkers, let's call it eggshell) Tea ran to his sisters, as if he wanted to exchange the drink in his hand for the other party's leek filling, and after a "chirp" of unknown significance, the two little guys reached a consensus.

In two days, in just two days, the little crow had made two thousand seven hundred of these strange little things, and it seemed that these strange little creatures had many more secrets than we could have imagined.

I couldn't help leaning over and pressing on the little crow's head, and the little girl immediately "quacked" happily and rubbed against my hand with her eyes closed. On the surface, I couldn't see anything different about the little crow than it had ever been, but her odd behavior over the past few days showed that the bird had an excess of energy.

"Is this kid growing up too fast?" I turned my head to look at Bing Tis, who had broken free of the zongzi form and climbed back to read the book, "It's been less than two months since she stabilized last time, right?" ”

"For a raven god who will become the main god in the future. The growth rate is simply a random number, and the laws of common sense cannot be applied to her. It's better to send her to your institute for a few days to observe, or ......" Bing Tis paused suddenly, and pointed to her feet, "When do you think she will know that the earth is round?" ”

Immediately, everyone was shocked, and I looked at Sister Bing dumbfounded: "No...... Not really! ”

"I believe that the concubine, the reason why this bird did not hatch the earth is purely because he has not seen the globe yet. So now you'd better get her to the institute as soon as possible, and let your experts quickly toss something to control her growth rate. ”

"All right, little bird." I turned my head and greeted Mai Diwen, "You will go to the institute for a while in the past two days and accompany those uncles and aunts, okay?" Anvina and I will come over to see you often. ”

The little crow immediately nodded very happily: "Ga! ”

It is actually very easy to persuade her to go to the institute, not as uninformed people imagine, the child can't leave home, and when she says that she goes to the hospital (for the little crow, the institute is the hospital), she even cries and makes trouble, mainly because she was brought to the institute when she was born, and often goes to that place, sometimes to play. Sometimes it's with experiments, and she feels like a second home. And there was a group of researchers in the institute that she knew very well - if she stayed for a few days, this girl still didn't care.

So in the afternoon of the same day, we sent the little crow over and handed it over to a research group that specializes in long-term follow-up research on the phenomenon of the crow god: this research group has not been disbanded since the birth of the little crow, and in the face of a rampaging crow god who is always growing, they will never lack projects. Before leaving, I repeatedly emphasized to the research group: never let the little crow touch the globe, and of course, do not let her touch anything that looks like an egg.

On the way back, I ran into Biberru, who had come to visit Fina in the Shadow City, so I ran to the institute in a cold sweat:

Don't let the little crow see Biberu either......

By the time the little crow was done, it was already evening, but it was finally over. When I got home, I just wanted to get a bite to eat and take a shower, and forget about the strange things that had happened in the past two days as soon as possible, but as soon as I got back, I saw a big surprise: Ding Dong's silly little bean was running around on the back of the couch, followed by two little crows!

"Looks like ...... These two were dropped by the careless raven god. My sister sat on the sofa with a leek in her hand, looking at me and smiling helplessly. Whenever a little crow ran to the side, she handed the leeks over and fed them to two mouthfuls, and the ten-centimeter-tall mini Mediwen was happy to eat the leeks with a happy face, and then continued to chirp and chase Jingle all the way crazy.

"Forget it. Let's help her raise her for a few days before the little crow comes back," I waved my hand, "After the mercury lamp, our family has another doll head to support the army, and they are all mini armies that are several sizes smaller, do you think we will make a lot of money by opening a new project and selling toys?" ”

"Who's the doll head! Who is the doll head! As soon as I finished speaking, I heard a shout from the side, and before I could react, I felt a sinking of my shoulders, and the little puppet girl grabbed my hair and tugged at me, "I'm a mature rose girl—by the way, stupid, I'm going to find the real red girls, can I go out for a few days?" ”

I was stunned: "Looking for real red?" Didn't you just go there a while ago? ”

The little puppet didn't speak, but just pulled out a poster from the small pocket on his chest, and pestle it in front of me before he spoke: "Look! The Rose Maiden is new! It's going to be TV again! I'm going to show them off! ”

Me: "......" What kind of weird guys do you think I've raised! What is the problem in education?

Every day is such a mess, and my life and daily life are driven forward by logic that no one can explain. Early the next morning, Mercury Lantern went to play with her sisters, in order to show off that she could see the latest rose girl in another world, and then at noon that day, she called and asked me to send an engineer over to build a signal tower in Sakurada Junya, because True Red also wanted to see her new life, and this group of puppet girls who had fought and died were now really harmonious to a strange degree. There is also good news from the research institute, they have discovered the spectrum of energy released by the little crow, and are working on a guide device that can channel the energy leaked out by the rapid growth into the void: we can not worry about the stupid bird hatching the earth as an egg. The two Mini Medivins who are left at home by the Silly Bird turn out to be good friends with Tinker, and although at first Tinkerbell thinks that the three-inch diners who are about the same size as him are the enemies who invade their home, now they have put aside their old suspicions: it probably depends on their intelligence. Jingle Bell graciously invited the two little crows to visit her bedroom, study, toy room, warehouse, kitchen, and large balcony, and happily enjoyed afternoon tea with the two little playmates—in other words, the three little devils bobbed around me for a day, and finally spilled my neck while drinking tea on my head.

When I was bored, I started a new research project: the Little Crow Ecological Observation Diary......

ps: "Valhalla, please explain why you refused to go on this mission with Sasaki?" ”

"Ever since I saw something strange in the archbishop's notebook, I shudder at the thought that Sasaki was once an ass♂ass♂in."

- "The Temple Report - The Power of the Pope is Everywhere"

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