Chapter 30: The Last Night (Part I)

Fart is the qi in the body, and it is usually not something that can be held back if you want to.

What's more, this kind of thing doesn't necessarily mean anything bad, and it's not necessarily impossible to kill people without a trace.

Just like in the battle between the Abandoned City and the illusion master Honda Gyan Ichiro, Yin Yuetian defeated the opponent with a fart, and it can even be said that the opponent's fighting spirit was completely wiped out.

It's enough to see, fart, it's really not a bad thing.

But this kind of thing is a different kind of thing.

In this kind of public, in such a congregated environment, this fart seems a little indecent.

Can you imagine what the consequences would be when Ximen Blowing Snow and Ye Gucheng duel at the top of the Forbidden City, and suddenly Lu Xiaofeng let out a fart?

Probably two swords stuck in his mouth at the same time and poked out of the anus, right?

Direcel also seemed to realize that his fart was a little indiscriminate, and scratched his head apologetically: "I'm really sorry, I'm from the village, and I'm not too used to how to hold back my fart in a big scene." ”

The congealed aura was actually relieved in an instant because of his words.

The hidden man Liu Cong sighed faintly and said, "This is really a fart that is not very good." ”

Fart, although it may not be a bad thing, but it must not be a good thing.

An old man like Liu Cong shouldn't have said such nonsense.

The two middle-aged men who looked like twins also breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, and the bearded one on the left said, "It's really not good." ”

The right side said without need: "It's just too bad." ”

Diressel said, "For what? ”

His expression was innocent.

"I have already seen it, why should you pretend not to know the truth. ”

Diressel said, "What am I pretending? ”

"They are all constantly improving their aura, trying to overwhelm each other in momentum. ”

Diressel said: "Could it be that my fart actually overwhelmed their aura at the same time? ”

Comfort humanity; "It doesn't seem to be."

Diressel said: "Then my skin makes them want to laugh, so the aura is discharged?" ”

"Not necessarily. ”

Diressel said: "Then my fart, what effect does it have on them?" ”

"It's a mysterious feeling, I thought you should understand." ”

Diressel said, "If I had understood, I wouldn't have asked you." ”

He said to Elusa, "What do you say? ”

Elusa said coldly: "I don't care about any of this, I only care about one thing." ”

Diressel said, "What's the matter?" ”

Elusa said, "You promised me that you would kill the brain." ”

"I promised, and I do intend to do so...... Even though you don't have much to offer me, I still want to keep my promise. ”

Elusa looked at him with cold eyes, "But I didn't see you do it." ”

Diressel was very proud: "I have already done it, but you haven't found out!" ”

Liu Cong said: "Oh? ”

Direcell: "You don't know the way, do you? That fart just now, but it is full of the smell essence of the food condensed under the intestinal compression after my full meal last night, and if it is hit in the front, it is enough to make people's souls fly. ”

Liu Cong said: "What if there is no head-on hit? ”

Diressel said: "Then it's a pity, you don't even dare to smell my fart, and my opponent is just like that!" ”

The bearded middle-aged man said indifferently: "Your joke is not funny. ”

Diressel said, "Oh? You say I'm telling jokes, and you say my fart isn't good, and it's really discouraged you, tell me, what's wrong with my fart? ”

The bearded middle-aged man said: "What I said is not good, it is not bad for us, but it is not good for the 'hands'." ”

Diressel said, "Hands? Whose hands? Did anyone just put their hands on the back of my ass? ”

Elusa said, "Hand, of course it means me. ”

Diressel said: "But you didn't seem to be behind me just now, and my fart didn't hit you head-on, how could you be bad?" ”

Elusa said, "That's the question I want to ask. ”

The bearded middle-aged man said: "Do you know how most of the beast masters died?" ”

Elusa said, "I don't know what to do. ”

The bearded middle-aged man said: "I was bitten to death by a beast that I raised." ”

Elusa sneered a few times and said to Direcel, "Will you bite me to death?" ”

Direcel sneered: "Although I am not satisfied with the fact that you treat me like a beast, I still have to say that I will never bite you to death, but I can let you bite me to death." ”

Elusa smiled and said, "Heart, things have come to this point, why hide what you have to say?" ”

The bearded middle-aged man said: "It's not that it's hidden, but that there are some things, and if you say it, you will destroy other people's plots." ”

Elusa said, "Who's?" ”

The heart said, "You'll see soon." ”

"There's so much nonsense you guys, Miss Elusa, didn't you just kill these two old fellows? Look at me! ”

The muscular man Ivanev strode forward very heroically, clenched his fists and rattled: "Old guy, don't say more, wait for ...... death"

His word for 'death' played a long note, and then he personally performed what death is.

The corpse fell to the ground, and there was a sound of gasping around it.

It's like a pile of broken bellows that continue to work.

The heart said, "He's dead." ”

Elusa said, "I saw it. ”

"His heart has been crushed, and I am afraid it will be difficult to be resurrected." ”

Elusa said, "I know the truth. ”

'Heart' said: "Since you know the Dao, you should have stopped him just now." ”

Elusa said, "There's no need. ”

She clasped her hands around her chest and held up a pair of big breasts.

"I recently learned a phrase called killing chickens and making an example of monkeys," she said. When it's time for the chicken to die, if you don't kill it, I'll kill it too. ”

She didn't just speak, because after saying this, twelve more corpses fell to the ground behind her.

Diressel said: "Oh, I was still saying just now that these few are enough to make up for the thirteen Taibao, but this one died." ”

Verola Budogas said: "That can also be called the Golden Zodiac. ”

Diressel said, "But these twelve are also dead." ”

Verola Budogas said, "Then it's called the Warrior of the Underworld." ”

Direcel laughed, "I didn't think you had a good sense of humor." ”

Verola Budogas said: "If I were you, not only would I not laugh, but I would cry a lot." ”

Diressel said, "Should I cry? ”

Verola Budogas said, "It's not just you, but even I have to cry." ”

Diressel said, "For what? ”

Verola Budogas said: "Because the chicken is dead, if the monkey does not fight hard, he is a stupid monkey." ”

Diressel said, "Monkey...... Referring to us? ”

Verola Budogas said: "Yes." ”

Direcel pointed to himself and said to Elusa, "Isn't there a bomb on me that kind of soul like yours?" ”

Elusa laughed: "Fool, you are called a rose gentleman, why do you still understand women so much?" Hasn't anyone ever told you that the more beautiful a woman is, the more she can lie? ”

Direcel sighed, "If I had known, I should have you last night as a man." ”

Elusa's face suddenly turned cold: "Did I say that a man with a foul mouth like you is really disgusting?" ”

Diressel said: "Actually, I've always felt the same way, just think about it, in fact, it's good to say some foul language." ”

Elusa said: "The question of whether it will be good to talk foul language, you can put it aside for a while, and wait until someone between you and the brain dies, and then it's not too late to think about it." ”

Diressel sighed, "It seems that I have no choice. ”

"It's okay, at least you and I have the same sickness as you." ”

Diressel said: "Actually, it's nothing, anyway, mental power control is useless to me, and crushing people's hearts is useless to you." ”

"I don't think you should say it directly. ”

Diressel said, "Do you think that the great heart and brain would not be able to think of the reason why Elusa left us two?" ”

The heart said, "We have indeed guessed it. ”

"Actually, I also have a problem. ”

Elusa said: "Today seems to be an academic seminar rather than a decisive battle. ”

"Brain" said: "No way, if someone like me doesn't understand something, he will definitely go crazy." ”

Elusa said, "Well, for the sake of your years of answering my questions, you can ask." ”

'Brain' pointed at Direcel: "Why are you sure that the Yin Yue Tian can break through the energy barrier of my king?" Just because the 'eye' thinks he's a threat to my king? ”

Elusa said, "Later, he proved it when he dealt with the teeth, didn't he?" ”

'Brain' smiled: "Then the question is, Elusa, have you ever thought that since he can break through the king's energy barrier, maybe he doesn't need a rune sword at all?" Don't forget, the rune sword is a dead thing, so absorbing the king's energy will turn into a magic sword with the power of the king, but Yin Yuetian is a living person, if he does this, he may become a king-like person. So in the end, aren't you still in a bamboo basket? ”