"Haunted, don't you know to find Kong Xuan? What do you want me to do? It's not that you don't know Kong Xuan? I turned my head and shrugged at the fat man: "What we are good at is just pretending to be ghosts!" ”

"I've been looking for Master Kong, and he's been in our company for three days. When he was in the company, there was no ghost, everything was normal, as soon as he turned around and left, all kinds of supernatural events came out. Master Kong couldn't help it, saying that it was possible that his evil aura was too heavy, and the ghosts didn't dare to appear when they saw him, so he suggested that I find someone who didn't have mana but knew about ghosts and gods. And he also strongly recommended you, saying that although you don't have mana, ordinary ghosts and gods can't kill you, and you are the best candidate. Tang Zi'an smiled wryly.

"And highly recommend me?" I cried and rubbed my nose.

"Yes, just now, Master Kong told me in the office." Tang Zi'an smiled bitterly: "To be honest, so far, this ghost has not moved much, and it has not caused any death, but it just makes people feel frightened." I think so, since the ghost is hiding from Master Kong, it means that this ghost is quite cautious. ”

"Cautious? This ghost is so shy, it's too embarrassing to be in the ghost world! The fat man laughed.

"What do you want me to do?" I laughed too.

"I hope that the ghost brother will come to work in my company." Tang Zi'an said hesitantly: "Because, in addition to the possibility of ghosts, there is also a possibility, that is, someone is pretending to be a ghost." If it's pretending to be a ghost, then it must be someone inside...... Anyway, whether it's a person or a ghost, you need to enter our company as a graphic designer and become a member of the company before it is possible to catch/arrest this person...... Or ghosts. ”

With a dry laugh, Tang Zi'an continued: "After agreeing with Master Kong, I will call you quickly, who knows that there is no signal on your phone with the fat brother, and in a hurry, I will mobilize my men to find you." ”

"Okay, no problem, we'll report to the company tomorrow!" When I heard that it was such a trivial matter, I agreed to it.

"Uh, Brother Ghost, there is only one vacancy in our company at the moment, if the ghost in the company is manipulating all this, then if I forcibly add a position, he will be suspicious. So...... Fat brother just ...... You don't have to. Tang Zi'an looked embarrassed.

"Okay, no problem, then I'll go to your company alone tomorrow to report. You're on the 15th floor of the Bond Building, right? I waved my hand disapplauded.

"Uh, Brother Ghost, you haven't understood what I mean, what I mean is that you have to go through the formal channels, first go to submit your resume, and then wait for someone from the personnel department to notify you of the interview, until you are hired...... I won't interfere in all these personnel, I will even pretend not to know you, so that the ghost will not be suspicious, and similarly, I will say hello to Zeng Xiaoxian and let him pretend not to know you. Tang Zi'an's face was even more sneering.

"You ......" I stretched out my finger and pointed at Tang Zi'an and nodded, but finally didn't say anything, and said with a wry smile: "Okay, help you this time, but you have to arrange a domestic first-line female artist for the fat man to accompany him to dinner!" ”

The fat man was overjoyed when he heard this: "Following the ghost brother is the proudest thing in my life, there is no one!" ”

Tang Zi'an was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "No problem, wrap it up on me!" ”

……

When I got home, there was no one at home, I took out my mobile phone to call, and found that the mobile phone still had no signal, which was strange, I restarted it several times with the fat man, and even looked for the master who repaired the mobile phone, and the master also shook his head, saying that there was no problem with the mobile phone.

Turn on the computer, register a number on the talent network, fill in the personal information at will, and fill in the 4 years in the column of working years. This is particular, too few years of work, people are worried that you are inexperienced, too many years of work, people will worry that you are difficult to serve.

The next is to search for the small advertising company in the county below Xingcheng on Baidu as the experience of serving, this is more famous, for the Ministry of Personnel, the experience of working in a famous foreign company is possible for them to check the authenticity, that is only possible, and this kind of county advertising company experience, will not be more true at all.

Of course, the last company I filled in was the Golden Knife Advertising Company, how to say that I also worked in it for a few days, and shamelessly wrote a few days into two years, I am not worried about being exposed at all, because the Human Resources Department of the Golden Knife Advertising Company knows my details, and he dares to offend Jin Zhenzhong?

Finally, I copied some professional resumes on the Internet, such as 'proficient in PS\CDR\AI, and have a certain understanding of prepress technology...... etc., I was copying it happily, and there was a lock on the door outside, and then the door opened, and I turned my head to see that Guo'er was back with Allure.

"Why are you always out of the service area? Even if you want to go to the big health care, you don't have to come up with such a bad trick as pulling out the battery, right? Allure smiled and changed his shoes.

Pulling out the battery is a very old method, directly unplug the battery in the boot state, and then dial this number, it will prompt the owner is not in the service area.

"Hey, don't talk about it, there's no signal for a day, it's weird." I laughed and said, "Who still uses such an old-fashioned method as pulling out the battery now, just switch to airplane mode." ”

I beckoned Guo'er to take out her mobile phone card, and then put my card into Guo'er's mobile phone, turn it on, the signal is full, and the call to Allure is also very smooth, it seems that it is a problem with the mobile phone, I bought my mobile phone with the fat man in the same store.

"Let's go inside the store tomorrow." Guo'er smiled: "Your fruit machine is too careless, or buy a new one." ”

"I don't necessarily have time tomorrow!" I pointed to the computer, "Look, I'm getting down to business." ”

"Resume?" The two girls leaned over to look at it and asked curiously what was going on.

I told you about today's events, and Guo'er and Allure suddenly burst into laughter.

"What are you laughing at? What a laugh! I'm going to make up for this PS software tonight, don't bother me! "I wondered, isn't it just to be a graphic designer? What's so funny.

"Actually, you don't need to be photoshopped now, a good graphic designer just needs to know how to show Meitu." Allure leaned his head on Guo'er's back and laughed breathlessly: "The Meitu App is in hand, so don't worry about graphic design!" As the old saying goes, it's dead. ”

I rolled my eyes and gritted my teeth as I made my resume: "You guys just laugh hard, and we'll see how I clean you up later!" ”

"There is no ploughed field, only tired cattle, who is afraid that you will not succeed!" These words actually came out of Guo'er's mouth, which made me even more depressed.

So, after submitting my resume, my cow used all the tricks that night, plowed the two fields fiercely, and kept plowing them until they begged for mercy before they stopped.

The next morning, because there was no signal on my mobile phone with the fat man, Guo'er could only call An Ran and ask the fat man to go to the mobile phone store at eleven o'clock.

When I arrived at the mobile phone store, I found that the mobile phone store was crowded, and I thought it was a promotion at first, but I found out that these people had no mobile phone signal, and they came to ask for an explanation, and the hall was full of excitement.

"I thought it was only my mobile phone that had no signal, but when I came over and looked, wow, there was no signal on everyone's mobile phone......"

"When I sell it, what big brands are trustworthy, by the way, what kind of stuff, the domestic banana mobile phone that my neighbor bought, all fell into the water three times, the hair dryer can be used when blowing, I fell into the water once, directly blacked the screen, went to the after-sales maintenance of more than 600 yuan, complained that the price was too expensive, and he shook his face, said that he loved to repair it, gritted his teeth and took out his pocket, Nima, it has only been used for two days and there is no signal, is this what people do?"

"What are you? Lao Tzu is waiting for an important phone call, my first love, flew back from the other side of the ocean, just to relive the old dream with me, well, the whole night, Lao Tzu was alone in the hotel to relive various TV channels I wish you good night......"

"They all say that the orange mobile phone has a dick, and they also say that rich people use it, damn, Lao Tzu sold a kidney to buy such a mobile phone, and it has only been used for less than a month, what the hell is this?"

……

The fat man and I looked at everyone in the audience dumbfounded, originally thought that our resentment had been earth-shattering, but I didn't expect that compared to these people, the two of us were as happy as children growing up in a honey pot.

After a while, a middle-aged man with a rather vicissitudes of life came out of the store, followed by a thin young man, seeing that everyone was in chaos, the middle-aged man took a headset from the hand of a shopping guide, puffed the microphone twice, and coughed dryly: "Everyone, for the loss of signal on the orange mobile phone this time, we have contacted the headquarters, and we will naturally give you an explanation when the time comes!" ”

Seeing someone coming forward, everyone quieted down a little, wanting to hear what this middle-aged man had to say.

"Now everyone registers first, and we will notify you one by one when the results of this matter come out." The middle-aged man looked blank.

As soon as he heard this, the crowd suddenly began to roar again, and a young man with glasses shouted: "Just take advantage of the large number of people now, you have to give us an answer!" Who knows how long you're going to procrastinate? ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" The crowd echoed for a moment, and then began to make noise again.

"If I don't solve it, I'll find someone to break the news!" A woman with a slight freckle on her face screamed.

"Breaking the news? Can you call the newspaper office and see if they will send a reporter over? When the middle-aged man heard the freckled woman say this, a trace of disdain appeared on his face.

"You said this, don't regret it!" The freckled woman was furious, took out a very old mobile phone and began to dial, chattering to herself: "It's bad for me to use this kind of old mobile phone, do you still have a reason?" ”

Seeing this, the thin young man moved, and the middle-aged man reached out and pressed his shoulder, sneering and shaking his head, as if he didn't care about the threat of the freckled girl at all.