When I walked to the hospital, the fat man was lying on the hospital bed, wrapped in gauze, like a mummy, sitting safely on the side, reading a magazine by himself, and when he saw me coming in, he put down the magazine and greeted me.

"What's going on?" I asked at An Ran.

"Just ask him, I'm too lazy to say." An Ran snorted and turned to go out.

"Uh, I said, did you offend Enron? The person who hit you with a car won't be Enron, right? I walked over to the bed and sat down, grinning and asking.

"It's not like that...... Hey, it's been an evil thing these days. "The fat man is lying on the bed / and humming.

"Badly injured?" I frowned.

"I can't kill people, the main thing is upset."

"What the hell is going on?"

"This morning, An Ran went out to buy groceries, I was sleeping at home, I heard someone knocking on the door, I opened my eyes and looked, and found that An Ran's key was still on the bedside table, thinking it was her, so I took the key and wore shorts to open the door, but I didn't expect it to be my next-door neighbor Xiaoli who knocked on the door." The fat man sighed and looked at me innocently.

"Well, and then?"

"Next-door neighbor Xiaoli!" The fat man repeated.

"There's nothing to stress about that, as if no one has a neighbor." I raised my eyebrows, and was about to despise the fat man, but then my heart moved: "You mean, that neighbor Xiaoli who helped you do great health care?" ”

"That's right!" The fat man said with a sad face: "As soon as I opened the door, Xiaoli threw herself into my arms, saying that the mountains and the mountains are not the same, and the heaven and the earth are the same. ”

"Day!" I hurriedly glanced out of the door, but I didn't see An Ran outside the door, so I whispered with a smile: "Say it so loudly, look for death." ”

"It's nothing compared to the back." The fat man sighed again: "I pushed her away on the spot and asked her what she wanted to do...... Well, I asked her what she wanted to do. ”

"Well, what did she say?"

"What else can I say, it's nothing more than to be with me or something, and finally I glared at her, and she told the truth, it turned out that she played mahjong with a few colleagues all night, and lost all the cash, and those colleagues refused to borrow money, and in a fit of anger, Xiaoli planned to go out to withdraw money, and just saw An Ran go out, so she wanted to take the opportunity to do a service with me, make some money and go back to play cards." The fat man smiled bitterly.

I was also a little amused, so I took out a cigarette and lit it: "And then you're going to do something?" ”

"Why is it also in my house, how dare I be presumptuous? was holding Xiaoli and preparing to go to her house to solve the problem, so she didn't die, and An Ran just came back. A touch of sadness appeared on the fat man's face.

"You were beaten like this by Enron?" I laughed dumbfounded.

"That's not it, Enron still saves face for me in front of outsiders, but he just wants me to go back." The fat man chuckled: "Brother Ghost, give me a cigarette!" ”

I directly stuffed the cigarette that I had smoked twice into his mouth, and the fat man took a puff greedily and coughed twice: "Of course I knew that I would die a miserable death when I went back, so I verbally promised, turned around and ran away." Enron was furious and chased after him. ”

"Well, and then?"

"I also wanted to go to your house to hide for a few days, so I ran outside the community. Just ran to the road, a speeding SUV, although I only wore a pair of shorts, but my kung fu is still there, busy to the side of a jump, did not expect to die next to the good and out of a motorcycle, critical moment, I use my toes on the head of the motorcycle a little, volley again a turn to the side. The fat man said with his eyebrows fluttering.

Compared to the fat man's skill, it is not difficult to change a few positions in the air.

"People are not as good as heaven...... the fat man let out a long sigh, and the pride on his face turned into helplessness: "Just when I thought I was out of danger, a bus on the opposite side hit me head-on...... So, that's it. ”

I paused for a while, and then laughed: "I said fatty, your luck is too bad." ”

"It's inhuman, I'm like this, you don't want to say something comforting." The fat man said unhappily.

"Have you ever thought about it, if you weren't hit by a car, but were caught back safely, I'm afraid you would have suffered more than that, right?" I squeezed my eyes at the fat man, and then raised my chin towards the door: "Seon is not a blessing, you have escaped because of this, do you know?" ”

The fat man was about to speak, the door opened, Kong Xuan rushed in, and when he saw the fat man like this, he was also stunned, and then said angrily: "Who is it, who did it?" ”

Kong Xuan also knows the fat man's skills, if there is no accident, the fat man cannot be knocked like this.

I beckoned Kong Xuan to sit down, and told him what had happened with a smile, and when Kong Xuan heard it, he also laughed, and said in a loud voice: "Fatty, you are really unlucky." ”

"What does this have to do with luck?" The fat man frowned.

"Is there any other explanation than bad luck?" Kong Xuan asked rhetorically.

"I just don't believe that." The fat man snorted.

……

After chatting for a while, the door was pushed open again, and An Ran, with a straight face, walked in behind a tall nurse wearing a mask, and the nurse was carrying a bottle of potion in her hand, which seemed to be changing the medicine for the fat man.

After changing the medicine very quickly, the tall female nurse adjusted the / flow switch, and said with a smile: "Hey, isn't this a fat master?" ”

The fat man was stunned and said, "Who are you?" You weren't the one who changed my dressing before. ”

The female nurse untied the mask and showed a flower-like smile: "It was my sister who helped you change the dressing before, today I took a break and came to see my sister, it happened that the dean was looking for her to have something, I came to help her get off work, how to say that I also graduated from the health school." ”

"It's familiar, but I can't remember where I've seen you." The fat man frowned.

"Yo, the fat lord and noble man are so forgetful, I am Ah Hong from the Emperor's Club, work number 1056, next time you must remember to order my station to deepen the impression." The tall nurse chuckled and walked away.

The fat man turned his head sideways and saw An Ran's face covered with frost, and suddenly shouted: "Hey, why are you like this?" Did you recognize the wrong person? I don't know you. ”

Kong Xuan and I glanced at each other, and they both got up very consciously and walked outside the door, and the fat man hissed and shouted: "Brother Ghost, Brother Xuan......"

Before the words fell, there was a sound of skin and flesh blooming behind him...... This kind of voice lasted for more than a minute, and then Shi Shiran came out, didn't talk to us, and walked away, I looked at Kong Xuan and smiled, pushed the door in.

Tsk, the fat man on the hospital bed / is called a miserable, indescribable pen and ink, all beaten to a can't / human shape.

"Fatty, are you still alive?" I asked with a smile.

"That is so poisonous!" The fat man gasped and replied, "Grandma's, the starting place is very accurate, and it is all extremely painful but inconsequential parts, such as the big / leg / root / part of the place. Sizzle, it hurts. I said, you two are really doing it, you actually left me at such a critical time. ”

"Fatty, I said you were unlucky, right?" Kong Xuan smiled and handed me a cigarette, lit it and took a puff: "If you don't believe in luck as soon as you finish speaking, you will be retributed immediately." ”

"It's weird, isn't it really bad luck? It's been a rough few days. The fat man frowned.

"What a disobedience, let's be happy when we say it." Kong Xuan said with a smile.

"After boxing with Tang Zi'an that day, I came home after separating from my ghost brother, and as soon as I opened the computer to play the game, I found that my account was stolen, and I found that I had no equipment or anything online, and the most hateful thing is that the person who stole my account is still borrowing money in the game in my name, and the game is full of asking me for debts." The fat man smashed his lips: "I was depressed, quit the game, and planned to watch a few small movies to relieve myself, but I found that the small websites I frequented were also blocked......"

"I said, your account was stolen, and it is very likely that these small movie websites you often go to have Trojan viruses." I laughed.

"Well, that's definitely the case!" Kong Xuan also asserted: "The inevitable cause contains the inevitable result, which has nothing to do with luck." ”

"Well, it's not about luck." The fat man didn't defend himself, and continued to say weakly: "The heart said to turn off the computer in bed/read a novel, just read a few chapters, the hand slipped, and the mobile phone smashed directly on the nose, which is called a pain, instinctively grabbed the mobile phone and threw it, and only remembered when I threw it, I damn it, this is my mobile phone." ”

"Haha!" Kong Xuan and I glanced at each other, and we couldn't help laughing.

"The phone fell to the ground, the screen was directly cracked into pieces, and I couldn't read a novel. It seems that I can only engage in activities, and when An Ran finishes taking a bath, the two of them start to do that, An Ran was very energetic that night, and I had to toss on it, and when I was happy, because her movement was too large, I actually folded my words heavily......"

I just felt that my scalp was numb, and the words were folded, or folded heavily, tsk, the picture was too poignant, I dare not imagine.

"This is nothing, the problem is that in the next few days, I ate green worms at dinner, fell off the flower pot on the top of my head while walking, broke down when I took the elevator, went swimming and someone defecated in the swimming pool, and even bought fake cigarettes when I bought cigarettes...... What is all this, you say? The fat man looked helpless.

"Fatty, I admire you, you still have the courage to live." I was giggling and joking.

was about to say a few words to Kong Xuan, but he saw that the expression on Kong Xuan's face was very serious.

Seeing this, I couldn't help asking, "What?" ”

"Something isn't right." Kong Xuan frowned.

"What's wrong with that?" I was stunned: "Who hasn't experienced these things?" It's just that the fat man has a little bit of back, and he has reviewed everything in a short period of time. ”

"The fat man thing is definitely not as simple as it seems, I think these things are all man-made." Kong Xuan frowned for a long time and said such a sentence slowly.

"You're saying that everything that happened to the fat man was a ghost?" I wondered.

"That's right!" Kong Xuan nodded affirmatively.

"There's a bug in the meal, a flower pot drops on the top of the head while walking, a malfunction in the elevator, and even the fat man's game account is stolen, these are all man-made, I can understand that these are man-made, but when Enron and the fat man are doing things, is there someone next to them to help push the fart/share? That's a bit unreasonable, right? I laughed.

"When things go wrong, there must be demons, and the luck of the fat man is really abnormal." Kong Xuan's eyebrows tightened: "As for the matter you said, if someone puts aphrodisiacs/aphrodisiacs or the like in An Ran's diet, it is not impossible for An Ran to suddenly increase the amount." ”

When I heard this, I was silent, and there was really such a possibility.