Chapter 32: Wolverine vs. Lunar Moon
Xiu Yuan said: "Thirty years ago, the ultimate battle ......"
Yin Yuetian's back was cold: "And!?" ”
Xiu Yuan nodded indifferently: "At that time, it was the final battle between the earth and the creatures in the other space, the Zerg Protoss joined forces to fight the Earth Terran in South Africa, and my master Yuanhuai Zen Master led the Eighteen Bronze Men of Southern Shaolin to garrison Mpu Malanga, and the 13,900 Evolutionaries stationed at the same time resisted the 50 million Zerg and fifteen Protoss motherships on land and air, and the battle line almost collapsed, fortunately ......"
Yin Yuetian interrupted him: "John again? ”
Xiu Yuan said: "At that time, the portal of different space appeared in the Eastern Cape of South Africa, and the evolutionaries of the whole world rushed there to resist, and the five powerhouses of the earth were responsible for supporting the five provinces of the Eastern Cape, the Western Cape, the Northern Cape, the Free State and Gauteng that were the most difficult on the front, and most of the rest of the places were supported by peak evolutionaries respectively. At that time, it was seventeen powerhouses of the same level who joined forces with the Kafman donor to support Mpumalanga, but there was no doubt that the Kafman donor was the core in that battle, and he killed the five powerhouses of the Protoss and destroyed three Protoss motherships, which opened the battle. My Master is grateful for his kindness......"
Yin Yuetian: "I want to give up the presiding position, but I don't want John to escape again...... And ran to support elsewhere, so you didn't catch it? ”
Xiu Yuan said: "Amitabha, the Yin donor's eyes are like a torch. Indeed, my master did not find the Kafman benefactor after the final battle, but it is a pity that the donor is very close to my Southern Shaolin, but he did not take refuge in my Buddha because of his hurried and troubled worldly affairs...... Amitabha Buddha is good, good. ”
Looking at his pityful look, with his yin moon's character, he actually had the urge to laugh wildly.
The Buddha of the fart, this Fujian Southern Shaolin is a character who is wiped out by the group wherever he goes, and he still likes to meddle in things and change the law to death. And the wolf's stupidity, has really been acting as a firefighting team, every time at a critical moment, the hero stands up and touches this group of bald donkeys eager to become nuns to make a promise, the most helpless, there is no way, and he actually came up with a 100% revenge-based gratitude method to let the wolf become a monk, you still have a fucking face 'good'?
And the wolf as a trick to die a little expert, can really make this group of monks feel their kindness, it can be seen that it is really a bit of the past, but it is a pity that it is always saved by non-people, presumably because this little monk is the apprentice of the high monk Yuanhuai, so I am worried that the little monk will ask him to shave the monk, so he has avoided this person again and again, and it is precisely because this guy and Nan Shaolin have fought together many times to play a feeling, so they did not let Yin Yuetian kill this little monk.
Yin Yuetian even wondered maliciously, did this guy really have plans to live for more than ten or twenty years, and he really felt that the world was boring and wanted to become a monk, so he let himself leave a little fireworks and don't kill Xiuyuan.
Yin Yuetian had a feeling of holding his forehead and sighing, he stepped forward to take the "Pure Heart Mantra", and said: "I will transfer it to him for you, I also see that his Buddha fate is indeed not shallow, and not being a monk is really a big loss for Buddhism." ”
Xiu Yuan bowed down and said: "Amitabha, the Yin donor can see this, it can be seen that the Buddha's fate is not shallow, it is not as good as ......"
"No!"
Yin Yuetian almost jumped up, waved his hand and said, "I believe in the Quetzalcoatl God, and I can't change my faith casually." ”
Of course, he didn't believe in Quetzalcoatl, but he was really irritable with the nonsense of the monks.
Xiu Yuan sighed: "Amitabha, that's really a pity. ”
Yin Yuetian stuffed the book into his clothes, and a scalpel pierced the flesh between his fingers: "It's okay to start, right?" ”
Xiu Yuan nodded helplessly.
"I'm on!" Yin Yuetian's body tensed instantly, and his right foot slammed on the ground!
"Wait a minute."
Yin Yuetian almost died on a heel: "What are you doing?" ”
Xiu Yuan said very seriously: "Kafman Shi really has a black light in front of his forehead, I'm afraid it's ......."
Yin Yue Tiandao: "I know that I am also trying to find a way to solve it, since I promised you that you will give him the book, I will definitely give it." ”
Xiu Yuan said: "That's good, please." ”
"Please!"
Yin Yuetian smiled lightly, and his figure shook.
"Wait a minute."
The tip of the Yin Yuetian knife had already stabbed the little monk's shoulder clothes, and he paused suddenly and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "???? ”
Xiu Yuan said: "The upper yang and the lower darkness are in line with the Buddha's reasoning, does the yin donor really not want to be weird to the Buddha to seek a universal path?" ”
Yin Yue Tiandao: "...... Thanks, I don't need to. ”
Xiu Yuan nodded: "It's strange that the little monk is too eager, the Yin donor forgive me, please." ”
Yin Yuetian is really, really, really having the urge to kill this little monk at this moment, really.
He took a step back and said, "Ready now?" If you shout again, I won't stop attacking! ”
Xiu Yuan said: "Of course. ”
Yin Yuetian's body flickered, and he rushed to Xiu Yuan's body quickly, and the scalpel stabbed the opponent's eyebrows.
Of course, I don't really want to kill each other, but this is a battle between evolutionaries, you stab me and I punch all the opponent's vital points and play a fart?
However, just when the scalpel was directly approaching the center of the opponent's eyebrows, Xiu Yuan not only didn't move half a step, but he didn't even have energy running!
Yin Yuetian was shocked in his heart, and before he could put away the knife, he heard Xiu Yuan say: "Referee, I admit defeat." ”
Yin Yuetian really stumbled this time, and his footsteps were completely unstable on the ground, and his strong speed made him roll out of more than ten meters in a row until he was planted in the ring.
When he jumped into the ring again, his eyes were completely open, and the coldness and gloom in his eyes almost frozen the entire ring.
He said word by word: "Are you kidding me!?" ”
Xiu Yuan shook his head and said: "The little monk is not the opponent of the Yin donor, not to mention that the Yin donor obviously intends to show mercy to the little monk's subordinates, if the little monk still doesn't know how to advance and retreat, it is the biggest disrespect to the Yin donor." ”
As he spoke, the little monk bowed and actually turned around and walked off the stage.
Yin Yuetian had a ridiculous feeling in his heart: If you don't fight me and talk nonsense with Lao Tzu for a long time, is it just to introduce the origin of your family and wolves? And I listened really hard for a long time!!!
Fortunately, he didn't have the emotion of anger, otherwise he would have to ignore the wolf's request and directly peel the little monk into seventy or eighty layers to make him too addicted and then die.
However, Yin Yuetian did just feel a little nonsense, so he stopped thinking about it, turned around and walked out of the ring.
The wolf couldn't stand up with a smile.
He pointed to the yin moon and the corners of his eyes were full of tears: "Wow, ha, ha, your little bastard, that series of tumbling just now, quite a bastard, can be called the leader of the eggs!" ”
Yin Yuetian slapped the book on his face: "This is given to you by Xiuyuan." ”
The wolf wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with a book: "That little bald donkey has been nagging you for a long time, does he also want you to take refuge in other Buddhas?" ”
Yin Yue Tian said: "He told me that your Buddha fate is not shallow, if you don't shave as soon as possible, there will be a disaster of blood and light within three days, and the whole family will die within five days, and even the flowers and plants you raise will die within ten days." ”
The wolf laughed wildly: "Lao Tzu is the most afraid of the disaster of blood and light, the whole family has long been dead, and never raises small animals and flowers and plants, you are actually cursing yourself, right?" ”
Yin Yuetian paused and said, "I suddenly remembered something. ”
The wolf said, "What's the matter?" ”
Yin Yue Tian said: "A thing you will never laugh at." ”
The wolf said, "What the hell is going on?" ”
Before Yin Yuetian could say anything, the referee above had already spoken: "In the next battle, the famous Wolverine John Kafman will face the equally famous Smiling Death Yin Yuetian!" ”
Rumble!
The audience cheered.
The wolf's smile froze: "Fuck how I forgot about this." ”
Yin Yuetian turned around and walked back to the stage...... In fact, because of the speed of the game, the two sides only had half an hour of rest.
It's just that the two of them obviously didn't consume too much energy, and it didn't matter whether they rested naturally or not.
The wolf walked into the ring with his head down and the referee did not hesitate to announce the start of the match.
The scalpel came out on a cloudy moon: "I can finally have a duel with you, and my wish will be fulfilled." ”
The wolf waved his hand: "Fuck off." ”
Yin Yue Tiandao: "What? Don't you dare to fight me? It's strange that you're not a war-savvy person. ”
Wolf Road; "Fighting with your little bastard, there's no passion at all."
Yin Yue Tian said: "Wang Ba." ”
The wolf was furious: "You fuck! ”
Yin Yue Tiandao: "You can't kill people if you scold." ”
The wolf said: "You kid better admit defeat as soon as possible." ”
Yin Yue Tiandao: "For what?" ”
The wolf said: "Although the two of us will enter the 299th floor regardless of victory or defeat, the winner will compete with the above party for the place to advance to the top four, if you win, you have to fight for the top four." Don't forget that Nuwa Stone is the prize for fifth place. ”
Yin Yue Tian said: "I can admit defeat in the battle for the last place in the top four, or directly win the first ...... Second, then take the prize and the fifth place in exchange, and if he doesn't change, kill him. ”
The wolf said: "You are too scoundrel to do this. ”
Yin Yuetian said: "Why don't you always want to fight with me?" ”
Wolf Road; "I've said it all, there's no passion at all to bully your little bastard."
He smiled scoundrelly: "What's more, Lao Tzu can still admit defeat, I believe you can seal the mouth of anyone who wants to admit defeat, but you definitely can't seal Lao Tzu's mouth." ”
Cloudy day: "......"
Yin Yue Tian said: "How can you be willing to fight me head-on." ”
The wolf said: "When Lao Tzu is desperate and has to kill your little bastard to solve a big event in his life." ”
He suddenly raised a finger: "Actually, it's not impossible to fight like me, as long as you make a game, you win me once." ”
Yin Yue Tiandao: "What a game." ”
The wolf said, "Come here with your ears." ”
So, in front of everyone's eyes, Yin Yuetian walked to the wolf's side, and the two whispered intimately for a long time, and the long-awaited audience began to cheer impatiently.
In the middle of the night, the cloudy moon said: "This ......"
The wolf waved his hand: "Less nonsense, can you come!?" ”
Yin Yue Tian said: "Come!" ”
The two glanced at each other and made a motion that made the eyes of all the audience fall off.
The two of them stand upside down with their hands in a uniform position, and then remove all their fingers, leaving only one to support their entire body.
The audience wondered if these two had fought countless times, so this time they planned to have a one-finger handstand fight?
There are not a few people who have such thoughts, so everyone is looking forward to watching this world-famous battle.
Then they saw the wolf beckoning to the referee, took the microphone from the referee's hand, and then pointed to the ground with the finger that was standing upside down, and the whole body jumped up, and with only one finger on the ground, he was playing the rhythm upside down on the ground, and at the same time his mouth was aimed at the microphone and sang loudly: "Ahh
This is a divine comedy from more than 200 years ago, sung by the rough voice of a wolf, and in an instant, it rushed out in all directions like a mountain and a tsunami, like a violent hurricane sweeping the land!
This is completely like the sound of rubbing the blackboard with sandpaper, which is very easy to cause headaches and nausea, just like hitting a broken drum with a drumstick, scraping the strings with a steel knife, and aiming the blower at the saxophone to the maximum power, it is completely a sound that makes people collapse in a word!
The song was apprehensive, and in an instant, the scalps of the tens of thousands of viewers around him exploded, and a chill sucked down their backs from their wide open mouths into their assholes.
And the Yin Moon Sky beside him was as if he was being slammed into the face by a hundred-ton sledgehammer, and in an instant, his eyes were bleeding from the Venus Seven Apertures, and even the Immovable Hades could not immune this violent spiritual and physical double sonic attack!
It is true that he likes heavy food, heavy scenery, and heavy metal music, but that doesn't mean he will put up with this shocking heavy noise!
In the noise classification, 190 decibels is enough to cause death, and the wolf's song is barely about 19,000 decibels......
Almost as soon as the wolf sang the first verse, Yin Yuetian landed on both feet, and then stabbed like lightning dozens of meters to the ceiling at the corner of the edge of the dueling arena.
No way, Sumeru's senses are both his strengths and at some times his weaknesses...... The senses are too strong, and sometimes they encounter excessive noise, and they are hit harder than ordinary people.
As soon as the wolf sang two sentences, he saw a large number of audience fainting, and at the same time, he also realized that Yin Yuetian was no longer by his side, so he stopped singing and stood up and looked at the distant Yin Yuetian: "No...... Compared? ”
Although Yin Yuetian did not really bleed, he was also extremely weak, he returned to the ring and waved his hand: "You won...... Referee, I throw in the towel. ”
The wolf was surprised: "Isn't this our agreement?" Haven't finished singing yet? ”
Yin Yuetian waved his hand weakly, and then walked out of the ring.
The wolf's proposal at that time was: The two of us sang a song, whose voice first made the other party admire from the bottom of his heart, even if he wins, you win, I will have a real duel with you, and if you lose, you will admit defeat. However, in order to prevent someone from cheating and forcibly hypnotizing themselves to sleep and not being able to hear each other's heavenly singing, we sang upside down.
Yin Yuetian's thought at the time was: although I don't know much about music, I have indeed heard a lot of songs and memorized them, and with my ability to control my voice and vocal cords, it should not be difficult to imitate those singers, and I can adapt to them with just a few songs...... And looking at the way he looks, he will never sing too well, so won't I win?
Although his thoughts are human, but fatally, he thinks in the opposite direction, he only thinks that the wolf singing will not be too good, but he has not thought about how ugly the wolf sings.
The reason why Yin Yuetian admitted defeat was because he was sure that he would never be able to withstand the wolf fainting after more than three songs, so he simply did not suffer the sin and directly admitted defeat...... This is really a very embarrassing gamble, if you don't admit that he sings well, he will continue to sing, but this person's singing is really fatal, if he really sings, he doesn't say that the final outcome is also defeat.
Looking at the back of the cloudy moon and the sky leaving in despair, the wolf said to himself in surprise: "Could it be that Lao Tzu's singing voice is really so beautiful?" Just two sentences, the five bodies that made the little bastard admire the five bodies and seven tricks of bleeding are very admirable......"
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According to the schedule and format, each floor has a match at the same time, and except for the one layer on the cloudy day, it is a two-of-three duel, and the bye and the newcomer from the next layer fight.
At the time of Yin Yuetian VS Ding Peng, the 298th floor is Wolverine VS Bloodtail Black Widow; The 299th floor is 'Poison Thunder' Salrod VS 'Meat Bullet Superman' Li Wenhui, and the Poison Thunder wins, and the 300th floor is 'Great Dark Sky' Narimiya Kuanyuan Stone VS 'Wilderness Carnivore' Bell, and Narimiya Kuanyuan Stone wins.
It's just that in the battle that has been carried out, Bloodtail Black Widow, Meat Bullet Superman, and Wilderness Carnivore all died in the duel, and only eight people were left in the top eleven, so the eight people who fought were divided into the top eight, and then the 12 and 13 were promoted to 9 and 10, and the rest were in the top eight ranked battles.
Although the full moon scimitar Ding Peng was defeated by the Yin Moon Heavenly Hand, he was blessed by the death of three people in front of him, and he was lucky enough to enter the top eight qualifying battles, which made the players behind look red-eyed, and wished that the top eight were the first to die, so the remaining 2~8 could be selected by themselves.
Yin Yuetian and John Kafman's battle, the latter won easily, so he will enter 299 and fight with Song Tianer, who was byed in the previous round, the winner and "Poison Thunder" Salrod, "One Knife" shocking, "Great Dark Sky" Chenggong Kuanyuan Stone for the top four battles, the loser will be in the "Smile Death" Yin Yuetian, "Hundred Buddha Hands" Xiuyuan, "Full Moon Scimitar" Ding Peng to compete for the noun of 4~8.
There are a few flaws in this format, but it's fair overall, so there's no one to disagree with.
It's just that he forced the wolf, and he originally had the 299-layer poisonous thunder or meat bullet superman to eliminate Song Tian'er, and then he himself won the championship, but he didn't want the little girl to have a direct bye in the first round, and then hit himself in the second round, and the wolf immediately said that if Yinyuetian could let Tian'er withdraw from the competition with himself and take the initiative to admit defeat, he would find a suitable time to fight with Yinyue Tianzhen.
It's a pity that Yin Yuetian has already understood the hooligan character of this bandit, and what he promised, especially what he didn't want to do, would definitely break the contract 100%, so he didn't dump this guy at all.
As a result, the embarrassing scene of wolf VS sweet immediately appeared.
In the ring, the wolf looked at Tian'er, who was smiling sweetly at him, and raised his hand helplessly: "Referee, Lao Tzu recognizes ......"
"I throw in the towel!"
Sweetheart raised her hand faster than he did.
"Nani?" The wolf was taken aback.
Tian'er jumped in front of him with her hands behind her back and grinned, "What? Curious if I'll give up the fight for the top four? ”
The wolf suddenly realized, didn't this little girl come to participate in this competition for the little bastard's wish to get the Nuwa Stone? Presumably, this little girl is also thinking about getting the Nuwa Stone and then offering treasure to the lunar sky, right?
At the same time, he was blessed to the heart, suddenly thought of one thing, and then smiled: "Sweet girl, if I guess correctly, you will definitely not let that kid get the Nuwa Stone smoothly, right?" ”