Chapter 160: Not Good
It's been cloudy since the afternoon, and it's not raining, it's so dry and cloudy, and I feel that God is unhappy and has a straight face, maybe whoever is unlucky can let a sudden lightning bolt kill him. At that time, people did not say that they were timid, but superstition affected their judgment, either they went to work or went home early after work, and there was really no one hanging outside, and the children were also taken away by adults.
Seeing that it was almost time for dinner, there were basically everyone except Hu Dabao and Lao Tang, including Lao Tang's daughter-in-law.
Although Jiang Nan was not so gossipy, she was a little curious, and wanted to know how this Hu Dabo was on a blind date today, so she asked the old Tang daughter-in-law who only came back from outside in the afternoon.
The old Tang daughter-in-law was like what she said, so Jiang Nan couldn't stop asking, and found a place to sit and said to Jiang Nan with a smile: "This second brother can be regarded as a bit of a skill, at least he can bluff both of them, this ability should be said to be not small." He hadn't finished talking when I left, and I guess dinner was enough to come back, but on the whole, people looked up to him and thought he could, so now we almost saw him a few more times. ”
Jiang Nan showed a little smile at this time, nodded and said, "This is a good thing, my old man will be happy when he hears it." ”
But when it came to Lao Wu, the old Tang's daughter-in-law turned her head to look, the two of them were sitting in front of the counter, and after entering the door, they saw Jiang Nan sitting there, and they never saw Lao Wu, so they said with a smile: "Where did Lao Wu go?" His brothers have done such a big thing, why isn't he at home waiting for news? ”
Jiang Nan shook his head slightly and said, "I don't know, I'm looking for him, his legs are injured, how can he run around?" It feels like someone was called out, and I can't figure it out because it's that Dahong! So be it. If he doesn't come back for a while, let's go and prepare the meal, and when the people come back, Pinpin is out of school, and the meal is probably ready. ”
We Chinese are afraid of nagging, which basically nags whoever comes. This is very easy to verify, in fact, it is not that the person is being recited, but we have already guessed that the person is probably coming, so we can remember him and say it, and when the words fall, the person also comes, it feels very magical.
Jiang Nan's voice fell, and he didn't wait for Old Tang's daughter-in-law to respond. I heard someone talking and laughing outside, one big and one small, who were Pinpin and Hu Dabao. The second uncle and niece have a lot of fun, they can act in sketches together, one is rude, the other is clever and full of bad water, every time I see the ghost girl's eyes rolling, I know that she must not think of good things, I don't know who is going to be unlucky.
"Well, I said. Girl! Do you know what your second uncle is doing today? You know? Hu Dawei tidied up his new clothes, and asked with a shy face about the products he was walking.
And Pinpin has no spirit. Carrying a green cloth bag in his hand, he was about to mop the floor, and reluctantly raised his eyes to glance at Hu Dafang, then lowered his head and shook the two braids and said, "Go on a blind date, do you still need to ask?" ”
"Well, I mean, how do you know?" Hu Dabao thought it was very strange.
Pin Pin glanced at him and said, "Who doesn't know what you're yelling at the dinner table, go back quickly." I'm dying of exhaustion! ”
Hu Dazhu smiled and raised his hand to pat the head of the lot, bared his teeth and said: "You girl pulls calves all day long, and you don't work, what the hell are you tired of?" Like your second uncle and me, I work in the crematorium. Every day I come into contact with dead people, the dead people can sink, especially when burning, I have to stretch out an iron stick from the side to pound it, and sometimes I can be sprayed with corpse oil, you say this is not only tired but also dirty, I didn't say tired, what are you yelling about? ”
As soon as Pinpin heard this, he quickly lowered his head and avoided Hu Dabao's hand, wiped his head that had been patted by Hu Dabao with his sleeve, ran a few steps forward to the door of the hotel, turned his head and said to Hu Dabao: "I will never eat with you at the same table in the future, don't spray me with corpse oil again!" ”
"Hey, I said, you hell girl, what do you mean by that? Don't run! Hu Da chased after him with his meat, and Pinpin ran inside with his neck shrunk, but he crashed into Jiang Nan's arms and was directly caught by Jiang Nan.
When Old Tang's daughter-in-law saw that Hu Dafang was back, she hurriedly walked over and asked him, "What's the matter?" What did people say when they left? ”
Hu Dazhu ran a few steps and was still a little panting, swallowed his saliva and said, "When I left, I didn't say anything, just the old woman, let me go over when I have time." ”
"That's what you know, right? Go a few more times, I guess you can spread out the words, and then your wedding wine will definitely give me a glass, because I am a matchmaker! Old Tang's daughter-in-law covered her mouth and laughed.
Hu Dafang patted his chest and said: "That's the designation, if I find my daughter-in-law, thanks to you, sister-in-law, when the time comes, we will blow on the bottle, and we won't let you go if you can't finish drinking!" Done, right? ”
The old Tang daughter-in-law couldn't cry or laugh when she said this, but she felt that Hu Dafang was really interesting, so she just covered her mouth and smiled. But Pinpin is more troublesome, and as soon as he came back, he was caught by Jiang Nan, so he looked up at Jiang Nan with a pair of big eyes and said, "Godmother, going to school is not fun, I don't want to go!" ”
After Jiang Nan glanced at Hu Dabao, he suddenly laughed and said, "Okay! ”
Pinpin was happy at the time, and threw the bag away casually, just about to run but found that Jiang Nan didn't let go, she looked up at her a little strangely, looked at Jiang Nan with a smile on her face and said: "Don't go to school and work, I estimate that your second uncle's crematorium still needs people, you go and help clean up the ashes!" ”
As soon as he talked about this crematorium, Pin Pin subconsciously shuddered, picked up the bag with a wry smile, and said dejectedly with his hands twisted into his strap: "Then let's go to school, it's useless to follow the second uncle!" ”
"Hey, I said, what do you say I'm doing, you unlucky boy? Did I provoke you? Hu Dabao was talking to Lao Tang's daughter-in-law about the blind date in the afternoon, but when he heard Pinpin's words, he tilted his head directly and shouted, the girl was not convinced, and glared at him.
Jiang Nan didn't have any expression, suddenly she turned her head and glanced at the position at the staircase, and after being stunned for a while, she patted the pat and said, "Girl, go upstairs and take a look, your godfather may be upstairs, I don't know what to do, you tell him to come down." ”
After Pinpin said "oh", he made a grimace at Hu Dafang, shook the big braid behind his head and ran to the second floor, and really found Lao Wu on the second floor, that Lao Wu actually closed the door in room No. 2 and 4 to block the ghost!
"It almost scared me to death today, but it made me understand one thing, it turns out that the strange things in this hotel are all caused by a brute."
At dinner, Lao Wu picked up a mouthful of food with chopsticks, and after eating it in his mouth, he pointed and said something with chopsticks. Can you make Lao Wu so bothered, and almost scared to death? Aren't they those little rats? He grinned as he spoke.
Lao Wu frowned and said, "Hey, can you speak!" Don't spoil people! The beast was ugly, with no hair on its body, revealing the pink flesh inside, and it was still slimy, and I finally caught it, and now it is still in a wooden box in the backyard! When I'm done eating, I'll take you there! ”
As soon as Pinpin heard that Lao Wu had caught a strange thing, he went crazy at that time, and almost rushed to the backyard to see the excitement without throwing down his chopsticks. But as soon as his eyes lit up, he noticed that Jiang Nan, who was sitting next to him, squeaked his chopsticks, and sat down as he sitted when he got up, smiled at Jiang Nan a few words, and hurriedly lowered his head to eat. This ghost girl has to be dealt with by Jiang Nan to be easy to use.
Hu Dabao suddenly said at this time: "Oh, when will your legs and feet be easy to use?" I remember that I was carried down from the second floor in the morning, how could I go and catch the beast by myself in half a day's work? You're messing with me! ”
Lao Wu reached out and touched the wound on his leg, grinned and said: "This is actually not too painful, but it feels very painful, move a few times, and it will be fine, I can still jump now?" When we go to see the beasts, I'll show you again! ”
"Then you don't have to look at the beast, just watch your half-lame jump, it's much more interesting than the beast." Hu Da's shoulders were piled up with folds all over his face, and the smile was like a flower, Pinpin couldn't hold back at this time, and he laughed out loud, and his eyes were laughing like a crescent.
This made Lao Wu angry, but before he could laugh a few times, he suddenly heard the sound of the door opening, and then the big guy turned his head to look at it at the same time, and found that it was Lao Tang who came back.
"Hey, I said, it's time for a busy person to get off work!" Hu Dawei hurriedly greeted him.
But Lao Tang didn't react, but silently closed the door, bypassed them and walked to his daughter-in-law to sit down, then took off his hat from his head and threw it aside at will, took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it for himself, and after a few puffs, he suddenly raised his eyes to look at Lao Wu, with a strange meaning in his eyes.
This look made Lao Wu panic, and after thinking about it for a while, he didn't understand what it meant, so he smiled and said to Lao Tang: "Are you done?" There were a lot of thieves caught that day, I thought you would have to be interrogated for seven or eight days, but I didn't expect it to be so fast! ”
Lao Tang exhaled a puff of cigarette, looked at Lao Wu with a cold face and said, "I didn't expect that there would be fish that slipped through the net!" ”
"It's normal, it's impossible to catch all the fish in the river in one net, right? That's unrealistic, isn't it? Lao Wu said jokingly.
Old Tang said in a strange tone: "It is true that it is impossible to catch all the fish in the river with one net, but this Siping is at most a blister, and there are several fish, but I didn't expect that a big fish swam into this blister!" (To be continued......)