"Help, help, let go of your dirty hands, you crazy old man, my favorite is my daughter-in-law and son-in-law, until death! Silly Boi, what your daughter, I don't want it, adult! ”

The tiger cat struggled hard, but dragged the dirty hand outside, and the two of them made a noise and walked farther and farther.

My consciousness had just awakened from the chaos and darkness, and my memories were recovering little by little, and hearing this vivid voice was like an introduction, and all the previous memories came to mind.

When I was in a coma from the old house, all my experiences seemed so illusory, like a nightmare, I instinctively refused to believe it, but when the crazy voice of the Laoshan Sect Dustless Daoist came to my ears, everything I had experienced before seemed so real, not at all false.

I supported myself with my hands, reluctantly leaned against the bamboo wall, touched the head of the little demon and Duoduo, the little demon was touched by me, the little face was red, just now it was emotional outflow, and at this time I knew that it was not suitable, a burst of shame rose, pushed me hard, jumped off the bed, and scolded angrily: "Stinky rascal, what an unconscious guy!" ”

The little demon was shy, but Duoduo didn't care about it, stuck her head in my arms, and cried and said: "Brother Lu Zuo, that old guy is so scary, we all thought we would never see you again......"

Duoduo's words startled me, and I hurriedly asked Miscellaneous Hairy Xiaodao, what happened after all? My parents are fine, right?

Drifting back from the excitement, he walked up to me and told me what it had been like that day after the coma.

It turned out that I heard the cries for help from my parents in the old house that day, and rushed all the way to the house where the ancestral tablets were placed, but everything was just the arrangement left here by Luo Eighteen, and all I saw was an illusion, and my parents were fine at all, but I fell into a coma at that time.

This situation made my parents at a loss, but fortunately, the little demon knew the phone number of the miscellaneous hairy trail, and when he called it, he realized that the miscellaneous hairy trail was rushing to Jinping after hearing the news that the elder brother had conveyed to Youyou. However, before the miscellaneous hair trail came, that night, Luo Eighteen began to seize the house, wanting to control my body, but Tao Jinhong, the earth immortal, had a calculation at the beginning, and implanted a wisp of sword yuan in my body, thousands of miles away, and played with it, so he didn't let it succeed.

After that, Zamao Xiaodao rushed to Jinping, without saying a word, directly settled my parents who were six gods and no masters, and then took me back to Maoshan with me in a coma, asked for help from his master, and let Tao Jinhong protect my safety.

Miscellaneous Xiaodao also told me that his master and the tiger cat who came in a hurry had discussed before this, and it was originally determined that my spirit had been lost, and it was possible that I would never be able to come back, if so, in order to ensure that my body did not rot, I would have to reach an agreement with Luo Eighteen to let that guy temporarily control everything. And after that, it was up to Tao Jinhong to figure out a way, and the tiger cat led the way, and everyone said that they had to go back to the yin, so they went down to find me.

But then Duoduo and the little demon disagreed, and insisted on it, saying that it had to wait until the last moment, and finally waited for me to wake up.

It didn't come easily, and I remembered to ask me how many days I had been in a coma.

In my mind, this should be the sixth or seventh day after I was unconscious, but the trail told me that it was now November, and I had been in a coma for more than twenty days.

This news scared me, didn't it mean seven days to return to the soul, why did I stay in a coma for so long?

Miscellaneous Xiaodao laughed, saying that your soul and the whole person of the dustless Dao were together, and they did come back on the seventh day, but after they came back, they have been in a coma, and the tiger cat told me that you are damaged and are in a self-dormant period, but you are lucky for this kid, this is still good, not like it, I have been in a coma for more than ten years, but when I woke up, I found that my mother had become a fat parrot......

This guy was in a state of extreme excitement, I don't know if it was because I woke up, or because I didn't have to go to the eerie ghost place to walk around, and at this moment, the door of the bamboo house was pushed open from the outside, and a Tsing Yi Taoist walked in, saw me, and showed a smile on his face, saying Lu Zuo, you woke up, and the master said that if it is okay, please come with me, go to the main hall, and go to walk for a while.

The person who came was Fu Jun, who became the "Three Heroes of Maoshan" with Miscellaneous Mao Xiaodao and Senior Brother, and at this moment he looked honest and respectfully surrendered to me.

I was in a coma on the bed for a long time, and my body was naturally stiff and sore, but fortunately, the foundation was not bad, and I ran a little Zhou Tian's breath for a few days, and then I walked down from the bed and took the paper armor horse handed over by Fu Jun and tied it. Duoduo didn't want to leave me, hugging me around my neck like a koala, and although the little demon didn't say it, he was extremely concerned in his heart, so he naturally wanted to go, I touched my chest, the fat worm was sleeping in it, everything was fine, so I followed everyone out, only to find that the bamboo house where I lived was actually the most beautiful and quiet residence of Yang Zhixiu back then.

In the yard, the dustless Taoist and the tiger cat are still making trouble, maybe because their heads are a little unbright, or they have been to that terrible place, this pair of guys are very compatible, the dustless Taoist pulled the tiger cat, let him be his son-in-law, and although the tiger cat looked disgusted, and expressed his loyalty to Duoduo, but still whispered and asked the so-called top beautiful daughter of the dustless chief, is it a little Lori?

If so, we can meet each other, but if not, damn it, don't talk!

Miscellaneous Xiaodao asked Lord Tiger Cat, do you want to go to the main hall and listen to Lu Zuo's experience these days?

The fat hen shook her head and said that if it weren't for the little poison, I would be afraid that Duoduo would be sad, so I wouldn't be too lazy to come to Maoshan where your forbidden defense was full of flaws, and I was even more lazy to see Tao Jinhong's old guy. You go by yourself, and when the time comes, just wait for Lu Zuo to come back and tell me.

The dustless road chief next to him stepped on his feet, suddenly rushed to a meter in front of me, and grabbed me, this old man still looked dirty, but the Taoist robe on his body was changed anyway, and there was a strong smell on his face. He grabbed my arm tightly and said apologetically: "Little brother, I'm sorry, I just learned that you have a daughter-in-law like a tigress here, so my previous engagement with you was canceled." My family Cuihua, I'm in charge to marry that brother, don't you mind? ”

The dust-free road chief was apprehensive for a while, but I was amused and surprised, and said It's okay, your Cuihua can have a good home, and I will be relieved.

The tiger cat and the dustless road didn't go long, and I walked towards the peak with the miscellaneous hairy path, the little demon and the duoduo under the leadership of Fu Jun. I'm a little relieved that I can't get rid of the friend who shares the hardships of the dust-free road, and when I got out of the bamboo forest, I also pulled the miscellaneous hairy trail, saying that the dustless body is so dirty, you don't know how to change his clothes?

Miscellaneous Xiaodao looked innocent, and said You think we don't want to, although he is crazy, but his skills and cultivation are still there, just the clothes just now, if I didn't do it with my master personally, I might not be able to change it. He is one of the top ten masters of the righteous path in the world, if he is unwilling, he is arrogant, how many can move him? You can't let my master come over and serve him in the bath and get dressed, can you?

In this way, I am also relieved, Ha Lu Ha Da Lu laughed, and said yes, that old man has a tendon in his head, if he doesn't want to, no one can force him. To deal with this kind of soft and hard person who doesn't eat, you have to outwit him, for example, if you want to take him to find his wife, he will just strip naked and wash it clean.

Miscellaneous Xiaodao laughed, saying that you still know him, I heard the words of his seven wives at the time, and wondered, saying that the reputation of the dustless Taoist in Laoshan is quite right, why did he make such a big move, and then he reacted that this person was insane.

I have a lifelong friendship with the dustless Taoist, but the miscellaneous hairy path does not, so the perception is not deep, and most of his thoughts are on my body these days, and there is a difference between relatives and relatives, so naturally I don't have any mind to care about the dustless Taoist, and then I heard Fu Jun next to me say that he had informed Laoshan that the current person is not missing the Taoist, and there should be someone to pick up people, so I didn't say much.

Feet paper armor horse, runes run, body like flying, soon came to the main peak of the main hall in the hall, Tao Jinhong in a side hall next to me to meet me, not that he has a big shelf, but this time to pick me up, he also consumed a lot of cultivation, at the moment is recuperating, and there is also the elder Deng Zhendong next to the Gong, as well as several elders, are also waiting for the arrival of our group.

Everyone is an acquaintance, but there is no need to say too much greetings, after each of them sat down, Tao Jinhong, who was sitting on the main seat, looked at me, stroked his beard and smiled: "Lu Zuo Xiaoyou is a person with a great fortune, this time I thought you would not be able to come back, but I didn't want to be blessed with a great life, and it is really rare to have noble people to help." ”

I nodded, thinking of the soul leaving the group, first there was Xu Ming, then the Star Demon, the Dustless Dao Chief, then Xue Rui and Chi Limei, and finally the mysterious person in charge of the Yin and Yang Realm, if there were no people, I was afraid that it would be really difficult for me to come back. Remembering that the mysterious man seemed to have called "Xiao Tao" when I lost my meaning, I asked the real person in charge of this Maoshan Mountain: "Real person, do you know the mysterious person who let me and the head of the Dustless Dao come over?" ”

Hearing me say this, Tao Jinhong was also a little surprised, and asked me, Lu Zuo Xiaoyou, haven't you seen her?