At the same time, Yi Shuihan's voice came from the microphone: "Actually, my doppelganger, Xiao Yuan has already told you, that's right, I yearn for the life of human beings, I don't want to be a ghost anymore, it's so cool to be a person!" I'm ready to follow the 'Bite of China' all the way forward and eat all the food in the world." Of course, there are also beauties from all over the world and the scenery of the world. Tsk, it's fun to think about. ”

It turned out that this was really the reason, and I smiled for a while: "I'm a human being, but I don't think being a human being is so happy?" ”

"You're not me, how can you understand the happiness of ghosts when they become humans? You are in the midst of blessings and do not know blessings! Yi Shuihan's sad tone reminds me of the debate between Zhuangzi and Huizi, what is not the joy of knowing fish, I guess that's what it means.

"And what are you planning all this for?" Well, I'm not arguing with you about who is happy.

"I'm a ghost, and I yearn for a human life very much. You must all know this very well. When I accidentally learned about this project plan of Li Yunfan and others, I began to plan this matter. ”

"It was Li Yunfan who was drunk and inadvertently revealed it to you, I know!"

"Wrong, when Li Yunfan and others first started to develop this topic, I already knew it!"

"What?"

"Don't be surprised, if it weren't for me, how could Li Yunfan's subject be suppressed? Ha ha! ”

"What the hell is going on?" I was amazed.

"As early as when Li Yunfan discovered this topic, I had already paid attention to it, and after a period of spectatorship, I was sure that this topic could realize my ideal - to transform into a human, in order to realize my ideal, I had to use a little trick. Hahaha, let's tell you this, I just need to control that Director Chen, report to my superiors that there is no progress on this topic at all, and then not issue materials and funds to Li Yunfan and others. After a period of time, the state will naturally stop studying this topic. At this time, I contacted Li Yunfan again and threw an olive branch, and Li Yunfan decided to mix with me as soon as possible. Yi Shuihan couldn't hide the pride in his tone.

I was silent for a while, what else could I say, from the very beginning, Li Yunfan and others were trapped.

"Actually, I've fulfilled one of their dreams, can you say? Even if the state supported their research at that time, could they give me so much gold? Yi Shuihan laughed twice, and then said: "When I got to the bottom of Yangshan Mountain, I spent a lot of my ghost and god power to build a laboratory and refine gold, all of which I did alone, and those three nerds were only responsible for research." When the results came out, I was actually happier than them, because I was one step closer to my dream of becoming a human being. ”

"Wait! Wait! A flash of lightning suddenly struck my head, and I quickly interrupted Yi Shuihan's words.

"How?"

"If you possess a man, won't you be a man? I want to get a golden doll for Mao, this is not taking off my pants and farting, this is an extra move? "There are too many people around me who have been possessed by ghosts, like any fat man An Ranjia has been possessed, they don't live like us, and they don't see anything unusual at all before they are exposed.

"Possession and really becoming a human are two different things, let's put it this way, if you possess it, you can only control the person's brain, and then let him go to eat, what the food tastes like, I don't know. And after I really become a human being, I can directly taste all kinds of sweet and sour tastes, two different things! Yi Shuihan laughed a few times, didn't entangle me on this topic, and changed the conversation: "The original research and development direction of the golden puppet is a high-level intelligence similar to that of a robot, he has a human-like reaction, and has his own independent thinking, and the No. 1 puppet developed in the early stage is their first research and development version." ”

After a pause, Yi Shuihan saw that I didn't interject, and continued: "To be honest, this research and development direction is very awesome and very dick, but I don't need it, I have to make ghosts in the dark, and from time to time I break two of the brain nerves of No. 1, anyway, Li Yunfan and they feel that No. 1 can't evolve." Then, under my guidance, consciously or unconsciously, they decided to try to combine the figurines with humans. In this way, the second was developed. ”

I continued to be silent.

"Puppet No. 2 should be by your side now, he's a relatively successful puppet. However, it may be that in the process of seizing the human body, there is a conflict in the brain parts, which causes him to often lose his memory, which I don't like very much, in order to prevent accidents, I entrusted someone to help me find four perfect humans! Yi Shuihan sighed: "Damn, I didn't expect that person to misunderstand what I meant, and helped me find four cream students, you have all seen them, it is Gu Quan Wang Chuan and Qiu Hongqi and other three, and the other is Yi Shuihan, in fact, Yi Shuihan is just the name of that human being, I heard it and thought it was smooth, so I used it." ”

"I'm going to try it first. I separated three clones and attached them to Gu Quan, and then when the golden puppets fused with their bodies, the clones took the opportunity to merge into their bodies, and it turned out that this is okay, only in this way can they be regarded as truly becoming humans. Yi Shuihan coughed lightly on the other end of the phone, and his tone began to turn angry: "Unexpectedly, at this time, Li Yunfan and others actually put me together and placed a bomb in Yi Shuihan's body, fortunately, Lao Tzu has great powers, but he was also seriously injured by the explosion, old things, leaving them all corpses is worthy of them." Actually, I originally planned to send them abroad when I succeeded. ”

Li Yunfan and others have gone through a lot of hardships before returning to China, going abroad is not attractive to them, these words only turned in my mind, and I didn't say it, people have become bones, what's the point of saying this?

"After killing Li Yunfan and the three of them, Lao Tzu's No. 0003 skeleton was also blown to pieces, and I had to do it again, in order to keep improving, I made nearly 300 golden dolls in one go. It's all an assembly line, just press the button, and you don't need much advanced scientific knowledge. I wasn't very happy with any of this, but it wasn't until recently that I was inspired to reduce the proportion of gold in the gold figures, and then I got the latest three skeletons, and by the way, the first dolls you saw on the assembly line in the workshop were two of them. The other one had already fused with Xiao Yuan at that time, so you didn't see it. ”

As soon as Yi Shuihan said this, I saw the two dolls on the assembly line full of conduits and wires in front of me, and I didn't expect that one of the two puppets was Cui Yue's skeleton, so I had already smashed them flat.

"As for why do three? I'm still afraid of accidents, so I first divided a doppelganger experiment and attached it to Xiao Yuan, and after he fused with the improved puppet, I observed it for a few days, and found that there was no problem, so I attached myself to Cui Yue. That's when I became a real human being! Speaking of this, Yi Shuihan laughed.

"What do you want to do when you become human?" When his laughter slowed down a little, I interjected: "Do you want to avenge your 300 dolls?" ”

"Revenge?" Yi Shui shuddered for a moment, then laughed louder, and laughed for a while before pausing slightly: "Zhengnan, if I want to take revenge, why do I want to instigate the nurse to kill Xiao Yuan?" From the very beginning, I was going to borrow your hands to get rid of these puppets, and as I said at the beginning, I just wanted to be a normal human, and even if you didn't help me destroy them, I would get rid of them, because they were just tools for my transition. ”

"Nothing will happen from now on?" I asked, surprised.

"Naturally, it's said that it's an ordinary human being, so naturally you have to abide by the law." Yi Shuihan laughed.

"You instructed Gu Quan and others to set up the Heaven and Earth Society, stirring up disputes between various gangs, and more than 300 people lost their lives for it, this is what you said about abiding by the law?" I said angrily.

"They're all bad people, I'm here to get rid of you!" Yi Shuihan interrupted me disappreciatively: "Okay, I've told you all about the matter, now, it's time to distribute gifts, the last gift, its idea comes from Li Yunfan, well, it's 4:57 now, and your gift will arrive in three minutes." Dear, goodbye, my dolls, haha. ”

After speaking, Yi Shuihan hung up the phone, and I was stunned for a while holding the phone. What gift? What idea came from Li Yunfan? What is three minutes left? What's goodbye dolls? What do these last few sentences mean?

The fat man saw that the phone in my hand had been lowered, but the whole person was standing, opening his mouth to ask, and finally did not speak, no one spoke in the whole room, it seemed extraordinarily quiet, and the faint ticking sound came.

Shook his head, smiled bitterly, decided not to think about this matter anymore, picked up the phone and was about to dial the number for Lou Wei, when he suddenly thought of something, his scalp suddenly exploded, and goosebumps instantly covered my whole body.

didn't have time to think so much, he pulled the iron ring switch under his feet like lightning, and the kitchen stove clicked out of the passage, knocked Zhao Ting over with one punch, and then grabbed Tong Tong, threw it under the passage with all his strength, and shouted at the fat man: "Run out!" ”

While yelling, he grabbed Zhao Ting's chest underground, and in a panic, he didn't know where he caught, and dragged her out.

I just ran two steps when an earth-shattering explosion came from behind, damn, the gift that Yi Shuihan gave me was really from Li Yunfan's idea, he wanted to blow us up.

Luckily, I threw Tong Tong into the passage first, so that the bomb did not affect us, but despite this, the bricks that flew out of the passage fell all over the sky, and we were still smashed to the head and bled into a mess.

Mom, it's such a gift, and you still say that you want to abide by the law?

"Brother Ghost, is it okay?" The fat man patted the brick crumbs and dust on his body and looked at me strangely.

"Who knows, Yi Shuihan said that he would be a good law-abiding citizen in the future, and he would be the last to do this, and he would still abide by the law? I can only hope so. I sighed.

"Well, I didn't mean that!" The fat man pointed at my right hand Nunu, I followed his gaze, only to see that I was holding a bra/bra in my hand, and it was Zhao Ting who was sitting on the ground, she was holding her chest and glaring at me bitterly.

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End of the full text of "Dolls".