Chapter 261: It's almost like a dog
The sky is thundering. Wang Lu, Xie Ling, Feng Haiqi, Zhou Chunyu, and even Chen Wei and Wang Bi'an in the iron gate were stunned when they looked at the backs of the two zombies who escaped.
Zombies! Zombies who are brave enough to move forward. He turned around and fled!
Wang Lu was the first to react, and he hurriedly shouted at Chen Wei, who was still stunned in the iron gate: "Where are the fishing nets at home? Quick, go get it. β
Although Chen Wei didn't know why, she obediently turned out the fishing net from the bedroom. When she ran back to the iron gate with the net, Wang Lu was yelling at Xie Ling and the other three who were chasing the fleeing zombies: "Don't kill, stay alive." β
Wang Lu had just taken the fishing net that Chen Wei had stuffed from the crack in the railing of the iron gate, and suddenly snorted, covering his left hand so painfully that his face turned pale with pain, and a layer of sweat appeared on his forehead.
Loss of Sensation fails.
Chen Wei was taken aback: "Wang Lu, what's wrong with you?" Alas, how can you have blood on your hands? Show me. As he spoke, he asked Wang Bi'an to go to the bedroom to get the medicine box, and he was anxious to open the chain lock.
"Don't open the door!" Wang Lu hurriedly stopped: "There are only some small injuries on my hands - I was accidentally punctured by a branch just now, don't worry, I wasn't bitten by zombies." You and Wang Bian must not come out, it is not safe on the mountain now. β
In order to cover up his injuries, Wang Lu endured the pain and hurriedly chased after the zombies in the direction of escape with fishing nets.
The two second-degree biochemically infected zombies were heading towards the way down the mountain, and Wang Lu quickly caught up, and saw at a glance that Xie Ling, Feng Haiqi and Zhou Chunyu were blocking the two zombies at the Broken Door Stone.
After the zombie was blocked by the broken door stone on the way down the mountain, he wanted to turn around and find another way, but was intercepted by Xie Ling and the other three people standing condescendingly on the top of the mountain road.
With Feng Haiqi here, occupying such a geographical advantage, killing two zombies is not fun, not to mention that there are Xie Ling and Zhou Chunyu by his side now.
But because Wang Lu told him not to kill the two zombies, the three of them teased the zombies in a laughing and laughing manner, when the zombies were close. A kick or an axe smashes the zombie back down the mountain path below, and the zombie doesn't care about a few heavy hits anyway.
Wang Lu stuffed the fishing net to Zhou Chunyu: "Xiao Zhou, use the fishing net to catch it alive." β
Zhou Chunyu only glanced at it and understood what to do, shook off one of the nets, and when one of the zombies rushed up again, he threw it with his hand, just covering the zombies. The zombie turned into a rolling gourd on the spot, wrapped in a fishing net, and rolled until it was in front of the broken door stone before stopping.
The next zombie was also concocted in the same way.
Wang Lu originally wanted to step forward and knock out the zombie's teeth. After thinking about it, he asked Zhou Chunyu to help, stepped on the zombie's arm with his foot, and just smashed his ten fingers into a meat patty.
Wang Lu called Xie Ling: "Go quickly, ask your sister for two motorcycle helmets." β
Feng Haiqi watched Wang Lu with Zhou Chunyu and Xie Ling messing around on the side, and he didn't come forward to make do, but just carried an axe on guard, and occasionally glanced at Wang Lu's somewhat rickety left hand - that hand, now is the reaction that a normal injury should have.
Now that injured hand shouldn't be able to use its strength, right? That's why Zhou Chunyu cast the net.
But Feng Haiqi just watched silently from the side. The expression on his face was unmoved.
At this time, he heard Wang Lu ask Xie Ling to get the motorcycle helmet, and after thinking about it for a while, he understood what Wang Lu wanted to do, and he said: "Xiao Wang, you want this zombie to be unable to bite people, right?" How to use a motorcycle helmet so troublesome. You wait. β
said. Turning to the forest next to him, he cut two pieces of hardwood, which were slightly longer than chopsticks, and cut the corners of the fishing nets wrapped around the zombies, tying the net wires to the ends of the hardwood.
Feng Haiqi walked to the zombie who kept rolling and biting the fishing net with his teeth open, stepped on the zombie's chest, and motioned to Zhou Chunyu to untie the fishing net on the zombie's head, Zhou Chunyu untied the fishing net, and Feng Haiqi used a small hand axe to pry open the zombie's teeth. Stuffed the stick into the stick, tied the rope in a knot behind the zombie's head, and then let go of the foot. β¦,
As soon as the zombies got out, they immediately pounced. Grabbed Feng Haiqi's trouser leg, scratched it, and bit it down - the fingers that had been flattened by Wang Lu with the back of an axe only left a few black traces of corpse fluid on the surface of Feng Haiqi's pants, and the mouth that bit down on the calf was blocked by a stick stuck in the teeth, and it couldn't be closed at all, and the front teeth scraped back and forth on Feng Haiqi's pants. Except for saliva, not even the raw edges were scraped out.
Feng Haiqi kicked the zombie aside again. Then he and Zhou Chunyu did the same, and stuffed the teeth of another zombie with a stick. Feng Haiqi had a good time to introduce to Wang Lu: "Deal with it like this for the time being." When I go back to the Dragon King Temple later, I'll find a thick wire to replace it. β
Wang Lu said with a smile: "Lao Feng, Gao, this trick is really skilled enough to deal with zombies." Used it before? β
Feng Haiqi smiled and said: "When Xiao Zhou and I were wandering around the mountains in the past, how could there be such zombies who were idle to catch alive. This method was still used by us to capture prisoners in the past, in fact, it was not for fear of him biting, but to prevent the other party from committing suicide and self-harm. β
Wang Lu waved his hand: "Let's go, go back to the Dragon King Temple." β
Feng Haiqi and Zhou Chunyu each grabbed the feet of a zombie and dragged them towards the Dragon King Temple, the zombies struggled in vain, Xie Ling followed behind, kicking them from time to time, or knocking them with the back of the knife. The zombie's head was pounding on the ground, and even the hair was grinding down.
Back at the Dragon King Temple, Chen Wei, who had been waiting at the door, was startled, this is good, there are already half zombies and zombie puppies at home, and now there are two adult zombies with all hands and feet - this is a zombie farm.
Naturally, zombies can't be brought into the yard, which is too isolated and unsafe.
Wang Bi'an had a lot of ideas, and shouted, "It's good to hang them on the iron gate." β
Tie a rope on the top rungs of the iron door, hang the zombies' necks, and hang them like chickens and ducks, one left and one right, like two gods, this is quite a dark style, and the game house that likes to play big pineapples must be super loved.
Chen Wei rewarded Wang Bi'an with a slap on the buttocks: "What a disgusting idea!" Hanging on this door, this zombie kicks and beats around, making the door bang, do you want to sleep? β
Wang Lu listened to it a little funny next to him, Chen Wei's nerves are getting bigger and bigger now, in the past, he would definitely blame Wang Lu for bringing live zombies to Lu, but now he is seriously discussing that it is more appropriate to hang live zombies there, and the tone is relaxed and plain, just like asking Wang Lu where to hang dried eels during the New Year.
Chen Wei pointed to the woods on the left side of the Dragon King Temple: "Don't bother too much, just hang them on the tree." β
It works too. The guys got a long rope. Tie it to the zombie's neck, choose a thick branch, throw on the rope, pull the rope head, and hang the mourner to the tree like a hanged ghost with a few brushes, and tie a knot in the trunk of the rope so that it can be put down later.
Hanging like this, naturally there is no way to kill zombies, and the two zombies kick and kick around, scratching the rope around their necks. Naturally, the result was in vain.
Zhou Chunyu looked at it with his neck tilted for a while, and suddenly said, "These few space steps are good and stylish." β
Wang Lu looked up, it was really, this zombie was hanging in the air, and his legs were kicking around in the air, but he was not playing space steps.
After dealing with the zombies for the time being, everyone discussed the current situation.
Wang Lu said strongly: "We must rest, hold on until now, and go through the fight just now." We're almost exhausted. Lao Feng, you are the same, you killed the most zombies tonight, in order to rescue us. It's even more laborious. Needless to say, let's just say two words, sleep. β
Zhou Chunyu was still a little worried: "Then the back mountain defense line doesn't matter?" ββ¦,
Wang Lu smiled bitterly: "The back mountain defense line? Where is there any bullshit defense line, you see, the four of us are pressed on the defense line, and it is a walkie-talkie and a pit, but the zombies should go up the mountain or up the mountain, not only surround us, but also go straight to the Dragon King Temple. We sent us to set up a signpost for them in the back mountain. β
Feng Haiqi also agreed with Wang Lu's arrangement: "Let's rest first." Anyway, as soon as the iron gate of this Dragon King Temple is closed, zombies can't enter. The mountain topography behind Yashan still played a role. Otherwise, there would have been no more than 20 zombies coming up all night. As long as the zombies going up the mountain are below the hundreds, we don't have to worry too much. β
Okay, that's what I want.
Then there is no need to say more. Go back to the Dragon King Temple, close the iron gate, and sleep on the big head.
As soon as Wang Lu lay down on the desk, he fell into a deep sleep, lying on the narrow and hard wooden desk, but it seemed to sleep on the most elastic Simmons.
He didn't know what to do, and as he fell asleep, a drop of black liquid oozed from the corner of his eye. A tiny, tiny drop. With Wang Lu on the side of his head, it dripped on the table. It was gone.
The next day, when Wang Lu opened his eyes. I was dazzled by the sunlight that came in through the window. The rain stops, the fog clears, and the sun rises.
Wang Lu sat up from the table and turned his head to see that Chen Wei, Wang Bi'an, and Litou were not there, only Xie Ling and Yi were lying down and sleeping soundly - when she got up last night, she was so tired that she didn't even take off her clothes.
Wang Lu tiptoed out of bed, squinted out of the bedroom to meet the sun, and when he raised his eyes, he saw Chen Wei, Wang Bian and Litou sitting on the mat in the main hall, talking and laughing softly.
I didn't see the figures of Feng Haiqi and Zhou Chunyu, and I thought I was still sleeping in the kitchen.
Turning his head to look outside the iron gate, everything was calm, there were no zombiesβoh, there were two hanging from the trees in the forest in the distance, but there were only these two lonely figures. There is no grand scene of a large group of zombies "walking" at the gate of the Dragon King Temple.
Wang Lu stretched his arms and walked towards the main hall, Chen Wei saw it and hurriedly greeted him: "Wake up?" He smiled apologetically: "I'm really sorry, Lao Feng and Xiao Zhou are still sleeping, I'm afraid that it will affect their rest, so I didn't go into the kitchen to get food, you have to be hungry for a while." β
Wang Lu smiled: "What's the matter, and apologize to me." Let them sleep, a good night's sleep is worth eating three catties of meat. After a moment's thought: "Did she eat the pear, she couldn't be hungry." β
Wang Bi'an hugged the pear head and replied: "I ate it early, the pear head is milk powder, just wash it with hot water, it's not troublesome." β
At this time, there was a knock on the kitchen door, Feng Haiqi pushed the door out, and Zhou Chunyu also followed.
Chen Wei smiled: "Okay now, I'll kill chickens and cook." β
Eat chicken again. Wang Lu was taken aback a little, this was already the third chicken. On second thought, forget it, just eat it.
Chen Wei turned around to prepare hot water for scalding chicken feathers, and put a bowl of salt water to catch chicken blood, which was combined with the chicken blood of the other two chickens last night and could be used as blood clots.
Not to mention that Chen Wei was flying all over the yard, Wang Lu asked Feng Haiqi and Zhou Chunyu to go to the back mountain to take a bath. When the three of them came back from the bath, they happened to see Xie Ling wearing new clothes, her hair hanging down with water droplets coming out of the bedroom carrying a bucket, and she knew that she had just taken a bath.
Wang Lu wanted to laugh a little, to a certain extent, zombies are really "advanced" than people, you see, at this time of life and death. We living people still have to spend time taking a bath, and even carry an axe with a bare butt for this purpose, just to wash away the natural oozing body fluids from human skin, and then cover up a layer of chemicals, zombies will never do such a meaningless thing.
Eat lunch, eat in large pieces, bite meat, and sure enough, it is chicken again, and the pressure cooker boils the chicken for nothing, and there is no trickery at all. It's absolutely real, just an extra bowl of soy sauce to taste.
It's just that this time, Xie Ling, Feng Haiqi and Zhou Chunyu will never let Chen Wei and Wang Bi'an gnaw on chicken feet and chicken butts anymore, and they just stuffed several pieces of chicken breast meat into their rice bowls. β¦,
Feng Haiqi also touched Wang Bi'an's head: "Not bad." Dare to fight zombies through the iron gate last night, have the courage. β
Wang Bian was originally a little uneasy because he violated Wang Lu's ban that he was not allowed to provoke zombies in the Dragon King Temple and was only allowed to stay in the bedroom honestly, and he was afraid of being scolded by Wang Lu.
At this time, after listening to Feng Haiqi's praise, he suddenly had a backer, and straightened up proudly and said, "Last night, those two zombies hit and roared at the iron gate. frightened the pear head, and her mother couldn't coax it, and it was useless to even plug cotton in her ears and eyes. I thought, zombies can't get in through the door anyway. If I had smashed a hole in their head with a rake, I could have killed them very easily. But he sighed: "But my strength is still too small, and I have smashed several holes in the zombies' heads and faces, but I still can't break their bones." β
Feng Haiqi nodded, and shook his head again: "You will still grow tall and strong." By the way, I haven't put aside the training methods I taught you, have I? β
"Well, I'm practicing, I'm practicing every day." Wang Bi'an reported loudly.
Feng Haiqi said: "Not bad. Rest assured, one day, your strength will be greater than that of your father. β
Wang Bian smiled happily with chicken in his mouth. In his heart, his father is the most amazing person he has ever met, and when he can have the same strength as his father is his greatest wish.
Wang Lu snickered. This kid was stunned by Feng Haiqi's few words-Wang Bi'an, when Dad is older, of course your strength will be greater than Dad's. That day will definitely come.
So, children are really easy to deceive.
Children are easy to deceive.
So are zombies good to deceive?
Do they have an IQ?
Or is it all instinct?
Wang Lu, Xie Ling, Feng Haiqi, Zhou Chunyu, each with a small stool, a weapon at hand, and a fan. Holding a cup of chrysanthemum tea, he sat under the big tree where the zombies were hanging. While looking at the two zombies looking like decent space steps, he croaked.
"That's the way it is." Feng Haiqi had just finished introducing himself and rushed to Zhou Chunyu Shugang. Attacked by a second-degree biochemical infected zombie, "I've been wondering, you say, did that zombie expect someone to come to the rescue in advance, so it was deliberately ambushed?" β
Wang Lu took a sip of chrysanthemum tea, tasting a fragrance in the bitterness, and didn't say anything, it's really hard to say.
Xie Ling hurriedly said: "Lao Feng, you are thinking too much, if the zombies are so smart, even the advance ambush in your troops will be, we will be dead by now." β
Zhou Chunyu shook his fan and said, "That's it, the closure office, I think you are too worried." Even if the second-degree biochemical infected zombie can analyze and reason, then when it is ambushed, it must be ambushed in at least four directions, because it cannot determine which direction the rescuer is coming from. Now the zombie is only ambushing in the direction you came from, which means that it has completely stumbled by mistake. Fengsu, you have been on the battlefield, you say, in the absence of clear information, which battlefield commander only deployed troops in one direction? I see, even Wang Bian's StarCraft will not be arranged like this. In a word, this is completely the blindness of the zombie who is biochemically infected for the second time. β
Feng Haiqi was silent, just staring at Wang Lu, and Wang Lu raised a finger:
"Dogs."
"What?" The three people next to him were all confused.
"It's just the IQ of a dog." Wang Lu put down the teacup in his hand, "Then, when attacking Xie Ling, those two second-degree biochemical infected zombies were hidden, and then attacked together; When besieging Lao Feng, the three second-degree biochemically infected zombies were cooperatively surrounded; Under Zhou Chunyu's tree hill, the second-degree biochemically infected zombie Zhi Lang Dao ambushed in advance next to a trapped prey, although it stumbled into the direction of Lao Feng's rescue, but one thing was clear, it was an ambush for the helpers. At the end of the day, at the gate of the Dragon King Temple, these two second-degree biochemical infected zombies dared to fight with Wang Bi'an, who was holding a weapon, although they couldn't hurt Wang Bi'an, and were even continuously hit by Wang Bi'an, but when they saw the four of us coming, they turned around and ran. Because they know the Tao, they can deal with a child with a weapon, but they can't deal with four adults. β
"None of this can be prevaricated by 'instinct'. Perhaps, the cooperative hunting and hiding from sunlight of ordinary zombies can be explained by instinct, but second-degree biochemically infected zombies are obviously much smarter than ordinary zombies, and the awakening of 'instinct' alone is no longer enough to describe them. It can even be said that we are deceiving ourselves when we no longer face up to their increase in IQ. β
"However, we don't need to exaggerate the intelligence of the second-degree biochemically infected zombies. I guess their IQ is the same as that of dogs. Have you seen the movie "God is Crazy Too"? β
Xie Ling, Zhou Chunyu, and even Feng Haiqi all nodded, and Wang Lu continued: "Remember the desert coyote in the movie?" When they attack humans, they don't dare to attack as long as they are taller than it. A lost Turkish child, in order to prevent the coyote from attacking him, put a piece of wood on his head to make himself look tall. Later, the log accidentally fell to the ground, although the child immediately lifted the wood again. But the coyote was suspicious of the child's height and shortness, so he followed until the child ran out of strength and threw down the log, and immediately pounced. The IQ of the zombies infected by the second degree of biochemical infection is about this level. β