Chapter 773: There are some things you can't avoid
Chapter 773: There are some things you can't avoid
I didn't quite understand what Miria meant by describing her house as a garbage dump, right down to my knees...... Ahem, until the moment when I saw the hall on the first floor of their house.
Zagu ...... Burst...... After Uncle Zagu opened the door and let us into the living room, the first headache we felt was where to take the first step. I can't imagine anyone's living room being like this, and there are so many kinds of broken axles, metal blocks, scrap books, pieces of wood, flattened iron sheets, broken chains, old insoles of my second cousinβthe last one is for rhyme. All in all, the moment we saw the magnificent living room of Miria's house, we were immediately moved to set up a tent for the night, and re-evaluated the room full of toys and comic strips in Little Bubbles: Niang Sparkle is already worthy of praise for being able to clean up like that.
"Aha, it may be a little messy, it's like this for all of us," Uncle Zagu snorted indifferently and stretched his waist, "I'll go to sleep, I haven't slept well in a few days since this dead girl tossed." β
With such a sentence, the uncle walked through the garbage on his own, shook his arms and disappeared on the other side.
"Well, it's still that lazy look, it's a shame."
Miria pressed her forehead unbearably, with a look of deep shame, and then looked at me with a little embarrassed look, "That, don't laugh, the family is so messy, the uncle is a very lazy person, he has never cleaned up his collections, and the only employee seems to be because the salary is not high, usually just look at the mood." β
Dare to ask what your family does? The legendary alien scrapyard? And look at the mood of the employees who come to work what's going on! This is already a paradox to explain it with a low salary!
"Career? Hawkers,Uncle claims to be an adventurer.,To be honest.,I was really shocked when I saw that there was indeed a registered license called the Glowing Adventure Group at home.,But look at his lazy and unmotivated appearance, you should know that it's an adventure group.,Now counting me and Billuna and the employee who always doesn't see people, there are only four people in total.,It's almost a garbage pick-up team.γ β
Miria said in a tone full of resentment, with a disgruntled look on her face. We don't know much about the division of Mobrador's "adventurers" and "adventure groups", and after a simple explanation from the other party, we understand a rough idea, I think it should be similar to a sports speculator - generally speaking, it is a treasure hunter who does not open for half a year and eats for half a year, this profession on the earth is just a legend, and the only one who is close to it is a tomb robber, but in this place where the remains of the empire are buried everywhere, maybe this profession really has a lot of room for survival. And Miria saw that we were very curious about the profession of adventurer, and patiently explained two more sentences, letting us know that adventurers are not only looking for "holy relics", but also tools such as ancient civilization heritage and battlefield remains. With regard to the "semi-unsolved mysteries" that the ancients had been talking about, Mobrador's researchers discovered that there was another higher civilization on this planet, and they flourished on this planet for a long time after the sages left this world, until they suddenly became extinct due to a catastrophe. Although the civilization relics they left behind are not as valuable as the holy relics, they are relatively large in number, and they are more favored by adventurers: in the end, the exploration rights of the holy relics have been firmly dominated by the Blue Church, and even if ordinary adventurers find the holy relics, they can only report it immediately and stay away from the ruins, and then get a little bit of bonuses and a big push on the religious books in the next half month, and those who are very lucky will get a little limited right to explore the ruins, and those who are unlucky, That's all for it; However, the discovery of a relic of an ancient civilization is not subject to these limitations, it is on a first-come, first-served basis, and any adventurer who has the relevant technical equipment can freely dig up these ruins and make a fortune.
As for the last one, the remains of the battlefield, the number is even larger, Mobrado was still a world where civil war would break out until two or three hundred years ago, and its current comprehensive peace was forcibly shaped by a high-pressure policy after the Blue Church mastered a few ancient sage weapons (here my sister and I are very agreeable, this kind of peace is not a good phenomenon), and those battlefields before the peace era have naturally become a good financial route, the number is huge, easy to dig, and the tools are better to get rid of, Some collectors and scholars are willing to spend money on the rags, so they ......
So decades ago, those ancient battlefields were almost looted by the adventure group...... Now the rest of us really have to rely on luck to eat.
"That's what a 'normal' adventure party should do," Miria explained as she led us through the same mountain of "garbage" on the second floor, not forgetting to emphasize the word "normal", it seems that she is very dissatisfied with her uncle who is extremely lazy and only knows how to go to the scene of the recent car accident to pick up some garbage to make a living, "No one dares to enter the holy ruins casually, the preachers of the Blue Church are monsters, I had never heard of anyone who had explored the Holy Ruins without permission and escaped alive. Don't look at the amiable appearance of those priests, if you really touch the word 'sage', they are more crazy than the other. Of course, you ...... Eh, hey, hey, hey. β
As if suddenly remembering that Biluna was following her, Miria stopped talking about it in the middle of speaking, but Lu let out a subtle smirk. Presumably, in the eyes of this simple-minded girl, we are swimming in this world as a sage, and she is the only one who knows, the biggest significance of this matter is just very interesting.
I really don't know if her character is reliable or unreliable for us.
I had been listening carefully to the introduction of Milia's family, and there were many things I had learned for the first time.
I don't have parents.,For as long as I can remember, it's a lazy and lazy uncle who calls himself an adventurer who is adopting him.,And then there's a beautiful aunt who is said to be an uncle's assistant.,Since childhood, I've been with such "parents" and garbage as companions.,I feel that the family environment is not good or bad.γ That somewhat sloppy uncle is a terrible guy for Miria, but also the most reliable relative. Although Miria has been speaking ill of each other, a certain sense of dependence on her family is still obvious.
"Actually, that's a pretty nasty thing," said Miria, "how can someone solemnly announce early in the morning on their sixth birthday, 'I'm not your own uncle, and I don't know who your parents are, I picked you up from a ruin'?" It's a terrible home. β
"Well, you cried a lot back then," Biluna, who had been following us silently, nodded earnestly, "It took Zagu half a month to realize that he had said the wrong thing. β
β¦β¦ Has that uncle's brain been hit by some tool? What's going on with this weird emotional intelligence?
Shallow curiously played with a small iron lump that he didn't know where he picked up, and asked casually: "Speaking of which, Milia, didn't you say that you are a priest?" Why are you a member of a family adventure group now? Can the priests of this world be part-time? β
A footstep behind him suddenly stopped, and Biluna suddenly looked at Milia, who was a little flustered in an instant, seriously: "You even said this?!" β
We immediately looked at them curiously, could this be a secret?
Miria stared at Biluna's serious eyes, and her heart was a little hairy, and she stammered for a moment before she stammered: "The result is my own savior, so...... That's why I accidentally said it. β
Biluna frowned, her gaze swept over us inexhaustibly, making people inexplicably fall into a state of vigilance, and only sighed after the last: "Alas, it's not the first time to be reformed, but you must pay attention." I'll talk to Zagu about this. β
"Uh, I'm in trouble."
Seeing Biluna disappear around the corner of the stairs, Miria said depressedly, complaining, "Biluna is a reborn person, and reborn people are such old-fashioned guys. β
"Reborn?"
A lot of curious tools immediately came to mind.
"Where did you think of it?" Miria gave me a blank look, "The Reborn are one of the Mobrador's races, as old as the purebreds. They are the collective name for the human race that reverted to the human form from the mutant species after the ancient cataclysm, because they once created the mutant species, and after recovery, they claimed to be reborn. It looks no different from ordinary humans, but they are all old-fashioned, and I heard that it is because there are a lot of taboos handed down from ancient times in the group. β
This is new knowledge from Mobrador, and we are now more curious about the evolutionary history of species in this world: what happened here after the Apostle Xiling left this world?
"Priest or something, in fact, Uncle has never let me talk nonsense," the blonde girl stuck out her tongue after explaining the rebirth of a person, "Not only is it not allowed to say this identity, but even the use of priesthood skills like Thunder Roar is not allowed, and it is not allowed to casually reveal the secret that she has a holy disk on her body." Usually, even when you summon Remona, you have to try to avoid attracting attention, and the uncle means that I want to show me the same as an ordinary girl, and it turns out to be a stuffing. β
We were a little speechless, and certainly a little confused. It seems that Milia's status as a priest was not obtained through formal channels, and she herself probably didn't know how Lu Dao could be a priest, nor did she know what uncle Lu Dao would let herself hide her identity, she didn't want anything, she just did what others said.
We don't know what the criteria for judging the priests of this world are, and we don't know what kind of form a religion that worships the legacy of the empire as a holy miracle will be, although we can't figure out what Miria's identity is, but Uncle Zagu's intentions are not difficult to predict, probably to take care of this reckless girl. Sometimes it is not a good idea to think that a person who is not a member of the Church can use the most powerful power of the priesthood, while a person who has no faith holds a terminal that is considered a holy object.
"Na, na," Sandora tugged at my sleeve and pointed pitifully at the mountains of garbage around me, "I'm a little hungry, can I eat these tools?" β
With that, we all jumped out of our respective minds at once, and Miria looked at Sandora with full vigilance, and said nervously, "Wait a minute! Don't eat my house! β
I looked at Sandora who had begun to grind her teeth, and then looked at the Wanhu prairie outside the window, and said in my heart, should I raise my queen sister on the prairie?
Thankfully, the hunt for Sandora's angry gnawing at the house didn't happen, and Her Majesty the Queen used her perseverance to overcome her physical instincts, though she also lost one hundred and twenty-seven round cakes in the process.
That night we were relieved to get to the unique diet of the planet Mobrador, which had a different texture and flavor than the food on Earth, but at least it had been determined that carbon-based organisms were harmless to eat. And Sandora made Uncle Zagu and Biluna gasp, and at the moment when the thirteenth empty bowl was piled on the table, Uncle Zagu, who was lazy, finally realized a very serious problem:
If he doesn't want to be infamous for not repaying his kindness, he will have to work hard from tomorrow.
I hinted at Miria with deep apologies for the amount of food Sandora's meal, knowing that it was a bit difficult for her lazy uncle to entertain our family, but the other party told us that we didn't need to care, and hinted that her uncle was actually a guy who was cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and although his face was painful, he was still a very hospitable person in his bones. This good review lasted for a short time, ending half an hour after dinner: Uncle Zagu seemed to have heard about Miria's leaking identity, and dragged the latter away to educate him for a long time, and when he returned, the hospitable uncle in Miria's mouth became a stingy, harsh, eccentric, fussy man with no future......
However, Zagu didn't make a fuss against us, and it was clear that our sincerity in sending Miria home was enough proof that we were harmless. Uncle only inquired about our identity: as an adult, although he didn't look very reliable, he thought more about things than Milia, and he was still properly wary of those of us strangers who were a little unknown in any way.
This problem was later solved by a psychic hint from Sandora.
Perhaps it was a coincidence that we saw a sudden gale in the rainy season on the planet of Mobrado that night, and it turned out that one side of the water and soil really supports one side, and the traditional Hengyu of the local people is indeed justified in this way: Lilina went out to take a look out of curiosity about the wind howling outside the house, so much so that I had to drive to the "Wan" lake at half past eleven on the third watch to fish her out.
The morning after we arrived on this planet, a few of us were talking about what we had seen and heard in this strange world from the only place in the living room on the first floor, and we were all about the peculiar customs of the place, while Uncle Zagu was still basking in the sun at the door, and had completely forgotten the ambitious declaration he had made last night and this morning, "I must work hard", and I guess he had to have a meal after he remembered that he still had to eat. Biluna went out early in the morning and pulled a cart of "garbage" to the trading market to sell. Although it looks like it's all broken copper, it still has a lot of value in the eyes of those who know the goods: at least enough for next month's living expenses.
Even though it was only the second day, we all saw who was the one who supported everything in this "home", and that serious Biluna was really a good woman.
"I think sooner or later Uncle will grow mushrooms if he continues like this."
Listening to Uncle Zagu's little tune from the door, which was completely incomprehensible, Miria frowned and said sadly, "My youth is about to assimilate with these garbage heaps. β
"Don't say that," Sandora muttered as she soothed the depressed blonde girl, "at least they taste okay." β
Miria was too lazy to stop the appetite-hungry "sage" now, and the sum of last night's meal and early morning meal had already made the girl realize that Sandora could eat her house by any means at any time if the other party wanted to.
At this moment, a commotion from outside the door caught our attention, and it seemed that a large group of people were coming over laughing and laughing, and what made people more concerned was that there seemed to be a familiar sound in it......
Uncle Zagu, who was basking in the sun at the door, was talking to a large group of people, and the sound of gossip seemed to make the uncle quite uncomfortable, and after a while, the uncle suddenly pushed the door and rushed in, shouting at us in a hurry: "Who are you! Why are there at least one company of people outside shouting that they are looking for you?! β
I was stunned for a moment, and then I saw a little old man with a beard that almost covered most of his face squeezing in through the crack in the door, shouting loudly to make the living room fall to the ashes: "Gianna! Come in and take a look! The house here is really similar to Dalaran, hey! β
A female mage in a long blue dress poked her head in: "Magni! Be polite...... Chiluno, don't pull my skirt! I said that I was just an ice method, and my dad didn't know your second aunt on the shore of the Lake of Fog......"
"Ah, it's really a weird world, it's a pity that Yuyuko didn't come with me."
"Idiot brother! Won't you take that armor off? β
"Thrall! Don't step on my feet! β
"I'm ashamed, Cuixiang pushed me ......"
"Melon seeds, peanuts, ice cubes!"
The muscles on Uncle Zagu's face were trembling, and so were the muscles on each of us' faces, and I was now fully convinced that there was at least one company at the door, and that was still an old estimate.
"You give me all tranquility!!"
I yelled angrily, and immediately there was silence at the door, except for the sound of Reimu selling melon seeds and candy cubes, and it went back twice like a convulsion.
"What the hell is going on?!"
Just as I finished speaking, and was about to start training, a voice accompanied by a silver-haired figure with a strong figure broke into the door, making me completely extinguish the second half of my sentence: "Ha Lu Ha! Chen, the concubine is here to play with you! βro@