Chapter 505: Collective Trouble

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There was a recruitment advertisement for him and Du Hui on the recruitment page of the newspaper, and Marco really opened the newspaper today and carefully looked at his advertisement of ten yuan per word on average. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoThis is the third time in his life that Marco's name has been printed in black and white.

Du Hui's eyes were sharp enough, and he picked Marco out of the crowd at a glance.

With the shouts of "whoops", the job fair began.

"!" Marco felt like he was holding not a newspaper, but dollars, or even pounds! It's really an inch of newspaper and an inch of gold. Marco couldn't help but wonder what those who advertise in the newspaper every day with a huge amount of "men are nothing 'big' can't be" "Fu Department inflammation, please go to so-and-so hospital, the rehabilitation center of female xn!" "Something like that, how much will they huā? Coupled with their advertisements on radio and television, Marco is not surprised why the price of medicine is so expensive and the hospital is so dark! The wool is out of the sheep, and the advertising money is definitely not from them, and in the end, it is the common people who buy medicine and see a doctor who are unlucky.

A question from Marco B. Ronaldo: When China was blowing sandstorms, would the Martians include a sentence in their astronomy textbooks: "The earth smokes every spring, a very strange astronomical phenomenon, which cannot be explained for the time being." ”

Marco has finally broken out!

"I—"

"Let's see if your belly is enlarged by Mei!"

Fortunately, Marco and Du Hui both walked out of the gate alive in the end.

"But, the gas is not bad! What a macho man! Du Hui looked Marco up and down with a wicked smile.

The advertisement was placed close to the middle seam, and it happened to be an aphrodisiac-like bath advertisement with "Southern Beauty, Special Sè Massage, Full Service" in the middle seam, which made Marco not depressed. Fortunately, it's not "a man's gospel!" His wife blushed"---Wu Yan encountered.

By the time the dawn of victory came, Marco had already foamed at the mouth, and Du Hui was also faint.

Unfortunately, Marco and Du Hui must persevere, because there is no water in the venue, even if you call it a day and want to retreat now, but from this wall to the exit gate, can you squeeze out the Great Wall of flesh and blood that is twenty meters thick? Back then, the Japanese ghosts were blocked back by the Great Wall of flesh and blood of the Chinese, and you two insurance sellers still want to escape? There are no doors! Let's continue to work obediently and wait for the job fair to end.

No, after a while, Marco's mouth was dry and he collapsed directly! He dizzily collects his resume, and then sends the applicant some company materials almost mechanically. Marco is already regretting that he is wrong in the end, how can he bear this foreign sin with two hundred yuan!

"The great proletarian economist, the time-tested social activist, the staunch insurance warrior, the senior financial planner, the senior senior manager, the life insurance consultant, Comrade Marco, hung up on a certain day, a certain month, and died at the age of 85, and the farewell ceremony of Comrade Marco's body will be held tomorrow at the Qingdao funeral home."

It is worthy of the pride of the sky with a sense of competition, everyone knows how to win at the starting line, and from the beginning to be one step faster than others. One by one, the students scrambled to shout "Kill!" "I fought hard and rushed through the door of the job fair. An impact B, the big iron gate of the people's market is almost scrapped.

Marco looked at the college students who were waiting for the market to open, shook his head and sighed, "Poor children, college is in vain!" Silly—"

Ma didn't understand whether the grass and trees in the sandstorm were gnawed by cattle and sheep, or by people. Why sandstorms have become commonplace in recent years, but it is not unusual that sandstorms do not come!

"No difference!"

"Fuck off, let's go, it's about to begin."

This crowded job fair is not comparable to shopping, it is definitely manual work! I guess the students will definitely understand why animals that are always strong in nature can survive. If you don't have a strong body, you won't even be able to see the recruiter! When you go back to school, it's time for everyone to pull the horizontal bar to exercise.

Let's change the camera of the recruitment meeting of the two heroes, and see what Marco and Du Hui are doing at this time?

Du Hui is completely immersed in the artistic conception of the novel, wandering in the world, his eyes narrowed into small slits, smiling like a prostitute who is spending public money, and smacking his lips from time to time, tn to tn saliva at the corner of his mouth. Marco sighed, "So cute! ”

"Are you still here?"

"Can you arrange for family members?"

"What are you looking at?" Marco punched him.

This guy's glamorous martial arts have long been stepped on by the students. Why? Just look at the location of their stalls, because the students are desperately squeezing in, they have already squeezed Marco and Du Hui's tables back by almost two meters - half a meter back, and the two of them will be squeezed to the wall and become a mural. For two hours, Du Hui has been pushing the table out desperately, taking a bite of "My day!" "I was already tired and sweating, and my face was pale. That fragrant martial arts book was naturally lost in this arduous tug-of-war.

"My day! Whoever comes again will lack the heart! My day! Oh, my arm—"

After the autumn wind swept away the fallen leaves, the main force of the students entered the venue. Suddenly, the mountains in the venue shook, and the shouts shook the sky, becoming a veritable canned sardine, hell on earth. Everyone is grinning, and it is impossible to describe the crowding at this time, perhaps it is more appropriate to use "conjoined babies" instead. Look at this man and woman, and they don't care about the ancestral training of "men and women don't kiss or not", one by one, shoulder to shoulder, back to back, one by one, "zero-distance" contact "human flesh sandwiches" slowly squirm in the airtight venue. The students couldn't see what was in front of them at all, and they didn't know which unit they were lining up to get closer to. What unit are you looking for? It's crowded, and the devil knows where it is! Even if you know what to do, you can't walk, just knowing a position is useful! Everyone is slowly drifting in the magma-like sticky pile, which unit hits is counted, and the resume is a victory!

Du Hui shouted, pushed the table back by one centimeter, and a few students pushed it back five centimeters without much effort, so Du Hui was already wailing, ", boss—when will the job fair end!" Hurry up! I can't do it - hurry up! I'm going to die! Yes! It is very similar to the dialogue of the characters in the Huang Sè book, but the people are living happily in Elysium, while Du Hui is tormented in purgatory.

Marco quickly rushed to the market, raised his hand to look at his watch, and it was seven forty in the morning.

Outside the gate-

Maybe there's only one kind of person who welcomes sandstorms -- car washes.

However, the outside of the human market is already densely packed with people. Looking at this sea of miasma graduates, Marco couldn't help but have a deeper understanding of the prosperity of China's education, and it seems that the effect of the university's expansion is obvious.

What do these great names have to do with themselves? Marco smiled, he was just a small insurance agent, k two tu, one mouth, mixed rice to eat. And the "world's top 500"? Honorable, isn't it? It is really strange that the Chinese always give the title of "national industry" to some domineering monopoly enterprises that accumulate wealth, and sing praises and shout for their entry into the "world's top 500". However, are these Chinese monopolies comparable to foreign Coca-Cola and Nokia? What do people make money for? What are our "Fortune 500 companies" making money for?! When will China's real national industry enter the "world's top 500", it is time for us to cheer!

Don't think that Du Hui's life is better, he is worse than Marco.

The people from the various recruiting units in the venue were almost there, and they were all busy preparing materials.

"What is your company's boss's surname?"

"No matter!!"

Marco remembered the newspaper he read a few days ago, the number of graduates this year has increased by 22, while the number of jobs has decreased by 22, two exactly the same 22, different taste, a little funny.

"Is breakfast a fritter or a bun?"

"Is there a shuttle?"

Today's newspapers are full of "ovaries", "erection", "miscarriage", "prostate", "xnj", "cervical erosion", "impotence and premature ejaculation", physiological and health knowledge is told in detail, with sound and sè, and storyline! This is enough to shame the experts and professors who write high school physiology and hygiene textbooks! The one they make up is also called a textbook?!

"Do you have a room in the company?"

"Does the company take care of breakfast?"

Marco kept roaring, answering all sorts of bizarre questions from the applicants, who would otherwise not have heard them, and the noise in the hall was as high as 100 decibels.

"Can't !!"

"!!"

"Is there a housing provident fund?"

Marco sorted out the materials one by one, and put some company profiles on top. It's nothing more than bragging, printed to fool college students who don't know a little bit about. What is the company's "Fortune 500", "The World's Largest P", "National Life Insurance Giant", "Top 50 Asian Insurance Companies", "Hong Kong and New York Synchronous Listed Companies" Yunyun, printed full.

It is said that every job fair will be mixed with a lot of sè wolves and thieves, and the goal of sè wolves is naturally the girls' high cocked buttocks and some sunken parts, using their massage techniques to relieve the girls' fatigue and relax their muscles. The thief is busy collecting the students' mobile phone wallets and jewelry, helping everyone reduce the burden and applying for jobs easily. Everyone is dedicated to serving the students and is very busy.

"No!!"

The cars on the road are all covered in mud, as if they are colorful. It seems that this is the masterpiece of last night's sandstorm and increased rain.

Manager Du, who was in a suit and leather shoes and shiny leather shoes, was leisurely, holding a rented book of fragrant martial arts and reading it with relish. Marco glanced at it, and the poorly printed page was filled with "Ahhhhh Good brother - hurry up, hurry up...... Ahh Ahh......h It seems that Du Hui is not only a profound Japanese film critic, but also a senior researcher of this kind of literature.

Look at the empty venue, littered with waste paper, full of the future of the country - leaflets, resumes and newspapers thrown by college students, countless plastic bags and packaging boxes, and of course Du Hui's glamorous martial arts that has been changed beyond recognition - the quintessential Chinese peculiarity, which is the scene after every major event.

The first two times were two free tutor advertisements when I was in college, but it was just a sentence of "Marco, H University, male, can teach high school mathematics, physics and chemistry, how many phone numbers". However, it is said that now college students can no longer advertise for free tutors, and they all charge 20 yuan, which is still a preferential price for students. This time he partnered with Du Hui to advertise a large sum of silver, and the buttocks and eyes were two hundred yuan! This is after the two people split it.

Mark and Du Hui arrived at the job fair early and sat down, and the job fair started at half past eight.

Marco smiled, complaining is complaining, but he really loves the job of insurance. Thinking about it this way, Marco didn't think that he was here to deceive. After all, as long as they work hard, they can succeed in the insurance company.

"Nope!"

The advertising slogans written by Du Hui are quite yuhu, and they make Marco look at them all the way. What is the golden title of "financial expert", "life insurance consultant", "senior financial planner" and "reserve manager, supervisor", which is miraculous, coupled with the dizzying salary of "2800 basic salary + commission + bonus + insurance + item reward + travel opportunity", it is enough to yuhu those stupid students who have nothing to do. In fact, when I came to the company, I was just a stinky insurance seller, so I immediately obediently carried my bag and went out to run the insurance, otherwise you won't be able to eat!

Marco closed the newspaper and thought to himself, this life will never be in the newspaper again. Even if it goes to the newspaper again, I only hope that in 60 years, someone will give me an obituary for free.

As Pallas guessed, Xue Nameless had broken through to the advanced life form, but she had been holding back, in order to wait for an opportunity to seize the lord of the Celestial Dragon Universe Kingdom.

This is also the reason why Xue Wuming is so strong, because her own strength is enough to make her fearless in many things.

But now, Xue Nameless is ready to leave. Before that, she was going to unleash the most powerful blow, killing Adilinaya first, then capturing Su Yu, and then getting out of this damn place.

Aware of the strangeness of the area, Snow Nameless didn't realize that Pallas had deliberately lured it over.

Gritting his teeth, Xue Nameless suddenly began to gather the strength of his whole body. Xue Wuming believed that the full force of his burst was enough to kill the small middle-level lifeform in front of him in an instant, and then grab Su Yu and stay away in an instant.

Yuki Nameless is in trouble there, and Adilinaya is not feeling good either. Although her level is lower than that of Xue Wuming, her strength realm is not as good as her.

Still, Adrinaya sensed something unusual. In her perception, in all directions of space, they all became mirrors, and in the mirrors stood an Adilinaya.

Gradually, the mirror becomes the surface of the water, and the image in the mirror becomes Adilinaya's reflection in the water.

Suddenly, another gust of wind blew, and Adrinaya's reflection in the water suddenly moved, and then began to shake. At the same time, there is also space in all directions.

In this case, Rao is Adilinaya's heart is firm, and she can't help but have a hint of hu.

However, Adrinaya sees it as a mental attack unleashed by Snow Nameless, so she decides to turn a blind eye to it and go all out to deal with Snow Nameless in front of her.

However, in Adilinaya's eyes, gradually, the image of Xue Nameless began to change, turning into Adrinaya's reflection.

Adilinaya was shocked, she tried to extend her spiritual power, but she carefully recognized Xue Nameless's true body, but all the spiritual power was like a stone thrown into the sea, and after entering, there was no longer any reaction.

And Adilinaya in all directions began to approach point by point, each Adilinaya held a bow and arrow in her hand, and the arrows of the red sè small arrows were all aimed at Adilinaya's heart.

In this case, Adrinaya suddenly became confused, and she wanted to retreat in horror, but found that there were also piles of images behind her, and there was no way to retreat.

It would have been difficult to panic a mid-level lifeform, but now in this starry sky environment, panic seemed to be a natural thing.

"It's a place that triggers everyone's most primal fears!" Pallas said, "Everyone has had periods of weakness and fears before they become powerful. And the starry sky illusion can arouse the most primitive fear in the hearts of those who have no ability.

The more capable the person, the stronger this feeling becomes. So, while we will also be affected, Snow Nameless's impact is the most drastic! ”

Pallas's words, Su Yu could barely hear clearly, because in his perception, there were more and more eyes in the sky.

These eyes are not large, but they are the size of a bull's eye, but they are shaped like a fish's eye, and the number is innumerable.

Even on Su Yu's hands, arms, and feet, such disgusting eyes began to grow.

Only Pallas was still there, quietly watching the battle between Xue Nameless and Adilinaya.

Gradually, both Adilinaya and Yuki Nameless began to have chaos. The aim of the small arrow in Adrinaya's hand began to lose sight, and it shot indiscriminately towards the sky in all directions.

And Snow Nameless's attack began to be chaotic. She wielded the long knife in her hand, just slashing and chopping, not at all like a powerful person.

"If there is a small black room now, this Xue Nameless can be imprisoned!" Pallas whispered to Su Yu, "Even if there is no little black house, give her this illusion, it is estimated that she will leave a psychological shadow!" ”

However, Pallas's words did not receive any response, and she hurriedly turned around, and found that Su Yu's face had become extremely terrifying.

And wisps of flames began to emerge from Su Yu's body, scorching on Su Yu's body.

"Not good!" Pallas screamed, just trying to wake up Su Yu. A blazing flame suddenly came from Su Yu's body, and it went straight to Pallas to attack.

The blazing heat of the flames frightened even Pallas, so he could only temporarily avoid the edge and quickly dodge.

At this moment, a scream suddenly came from the starry sky, and the snake cultivator who had been hiding in it suddenly showed her figure, and her body suddenly swelled and turned into a huge snake body.

On top of the snake, there were eight huge snake heads waving around.

The eight snake heads constantly spewed out their venom and attacked in the air, as if an invisible enemy was attacking the snake.

"Oh no, how can this be?" As soon as Pallas saw it, he knew that Su Yu and the others had fallen into a deep illusion.

"Didn't you say that only high-level lifeforms can trigger the deep illusion of the starry sky illusion?" Pallas's face changed, looking into the endless depths of the starry sky, "Could it be that I haven't appeared all these years, and what new changes have happened here?" ”

As Pallas was thinking, he suddenly felt a blur in front of him, and the scenery around him began to change, turning into small suns, scorching the boundless earth.

At this time, both Pallas and Xiu Snake, Adilinaya and Xue Nameless had all fallen into an illusion. Completely forgot what it was, and didn't remember why I was here.

The snake cultivator is in the midst of an endless war, which begins with numerous beasts snatching food. Snow Nameless slashed in terror among the boundless serpents, ready to flee home.

Pallas had a dry mouth and just wanted to find a tree to cool off and a handful of water to quench his thirst. Adrinaya is deeply caught up in the fantasy of the mirror, and feels that everyone in the mirror wants to kill herself. Therefore, armed with a bow and arrow, one arrow at a time, wants to break all the mirrors

As for Su Yu, he found that his whole body was covered with eyes, and between the opening and closing of these eyes, yellow pus continued to flow, and wherever the pus flowed, a huge eye would grow, and the eyes continued to expand and grow, which was a little connected to Su Yu's body, but it could not be expelled.

However, unlike the illusion that Pallas and the others fell into and forgot what was going on, Su Yu still remembered how he came to this starry sky environment, and what he was going to do here...