Chapter 1: My buddy is a big guy
September 1, 3020
School has started
Wearing a loose Chinese-style blue and white school uniform, Yu Lei stood at the gate of his alma mater "Siming Middle School", feeling "anxious" in his heart.
"Hundred feelings" is because the life that can't be restarted has a chance to start over, and it is also because the scientific and technological level of this 3020 year is actually the same as the time and space before he traveled.
"Jiao" is because he has no regrets in his life at all, and this time he is only from twenty-four or five years old to eighteen years old, for a second-year teenager who is forever eighteen years old······ It doesn't make much sense.
As for the current priority, it is - double (shuang) 叒 (ruo) 叕 (zhuo) is going to take the college entrance examination!
This is where the "urgency" lies.
Some people may ask, twenty-four or five-year-old adults are at the peak of their IQ and self-discipline, and it is not a sure thing to go back to high school and study for the next college entrance examination?
In fact, Yu Lei also thought so at first, thinking that this crossing is as stable as an old dog, but unfortunately God will not let you cross so easily, and readers will not let you cross so easily.
Wang Dalong, the director of the starting point orphanage, once said, "A traverser who is not miserable at the beginning is an unqualified traverser!"
Therefore, Yu Lei's college entrance examination history has become like this:
May I ask who were the princes and kings who unified the six countries in the late Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period ()
A: Ying Zheng B: Zhao Qian C: Xiong Qi D: Jiang Yan
Although the college entrance examination questions will certainly not be so simple, in this world, the correct answer is D.
There was a major turning point in the history of the last years of the Warring States period, when the Tian family replaced Qi and the Jiang family recovered the Qi country again, and bought the Tian family of the entire territory of the Qi country by merchant means, and was ousted from the throne by Jiang Yan, the rising star of the Jiang family, with legendary means, and became the prince of a country again.
The story is bizarre and twisty, Yu Lei feels that he can make a 100-episode large-scale TV series, and when he was young, he befriended King Qin Zhaoxiang in Yan State, and after Yingji succeeded to the throne, he led Yan State to conquer Qi, united Qin State and Chu State, and lured the world's businessmen to benefit, and finally restored the country under a plan that Yu Lei's IQ could not understand.
This is not the end, the subsequent domination of the world is really incomprehensible to Yu Lei, why would South Korea fight to the death with Zhao State? And why did the Chu State take the initiative to attack the Qin State? The Seven Heroes of the Warring States were stunned and were beaten into three parts of the world!
Of course, Yu Lei didn't bother to pay attention to these historical issues, as a creature composed of repeaters and pigeons, human beings are naturally gossip. Therefore, this Qi Shi Huang Jiang Yan also asked Yu Lei to learn more about him because of the fierce material worth gossiping.
Not only did it set the rule that the succession to the throne must be monogamous, and that no concubines could be taken. When he was still thirty years old, he married his wife who was twenty years younger than himself.,This is a real hammer Lori who controls his wife and strictly controls the traverser.。
Oh my God! Could it be that this guy's wife also crossed over, and as a result, he was born 20 years late!
Aside from the above gossip, this Qi country is still regrettably a short-lived dynasty, because there is no heir, so the fifth died, and finally in a bloody storm, Liu Heng, the son of the general Liu Bang, inherited the position of the co-lord of the world, so that the history of derailment turned back to the original lane in an extremely disobedient situation, and also let the emperors of later dynasties take this as a lesson to open a harem, and added the unspoken rule that no heirs can not succeed to the throne.
Even the history books criticize the emperor for only writing "desolate", not "obscenity".
As for the history after that······
Jiang Qi - Liu Han - Li Tang - Su Zhou - Tatar Yuan - Zhang Ming - Tatar Qing, seeing these names and the founder Yu Lei knew that his failure in the history college entrance examination was not negotiable, but what made Yu Lei feel embarrassed was that the fourteen years of national mourning still existed, it seems that this is the historical inertia that will inevitably occur in the dark, even the Zhou Dynasty, which replaced the Song Dynasty, was broken in the middle of the period and became a corner of the Southern Zhou Dynasty.
Although history is confusing and unrecognizable, Yu Lei is still vaguely aware of the soul hidden in the ashes in the depths of history. The figure that constantly struggles to change history and create a country where all nations will never fall.
But after succeeding again and again, all the efforts were put down the drain at a certain historical node, and were swept into ashes by the mastermind behind the existence or non-existence, and finally only the lonely back was left.
In the era of change in history, there are often people who travel through the figure, for example, the Taizu Su dialect of the Zhou Dynasty, people have said many magical words as their name suggests, such as "Boys should be poor", "The most elegant art in the world is for men to play women", "I wish you a long life", "Why do you wear Pinru's clothes?······ There is absolutely no reason for this to appear in history, but it was said and forcibly explained by Su Yan.
On the other hand, Yu Lei, who has also been reborn once, has no achievements and can only salute fish, after all, in this world, this land of China has already counterattacked and become the world's first economy, and beat the second and third economies.
To sum up, what can leave him this salted fish is not ambition at all, but a "history" that will inevitably fail, especially the first year of this history is the year when King Wu established the 800-year-old Zhou Dynasty.
As for geography, the second most important subject for liberal arts students······ When Yu Lei crossed that night and saw the two moons in the sky, he was already hopeless, not only the history was different from before the crossing, but even whether he was in the solar system was a big problem!
Of course, for these bad news, the absence of English in the college entrance examination is one of the few good news. After all, there is no reason for the first largest economy to make the mother tongue of the second largest economy a compulsory subject, and the code farmers should study it on their own when they need it.
But the only good news was leveled out by the higher difficulty of the language and the small seal test. Anyway, it's already cold, and Yu Lei doesn't care whether it's cold or flying.
Although the road ahead is not bright, he can also sponsor the construction of higher education institutions and then study for an undergraduate degree by the way······ In any case, his attributes of the rich second generation were not only not erased by the crossing, but also upgraded to become the descendant of the nobles of the family, and he was not a loss at all!
And this world has a semi-hidden and semi-public extraordinary power, which is destined to be in the family Yu Lei's future is not ordinary, and as the standard configuration of the traverser, Yu Lei also has a fundamentally unreliable, professional pit host, but in general, it is better than nothing as a plug-in. Even if such a start can't be mixed up, at least the salted fish can rise and become an attacking salted fish······
Do it all over again, with the system, you can't take the road of the tyrant and the cool dragon Aotian, and there is no pressure to be dashing, galloping, or ····· I hope so.
[bili~ The first update of the system is complete, please feel free to host. 】
With a burst of emotionless electronic sound in his mind, Yu Lei also came back to his senses from the distraction at the school gate.
As a starting point bookshelf with thousands of salted fish, I have seen not eight hundred but five hundred, of course, I will not make such frustrations as screaming in public and comparing paintings with my hands.
Therefore, the experienced Yu Lei quickly came to the 501 dormitory, skillfully locked the bedroom door, closed his eyes and whispered: "System! System! Tell me if I can buy something! What do I want you to do with the 'member purchase' system that can't be krypton gold!"
Yu Lei's system was born out of the country's largest same-sex dating website opened by the president of a certain unnamed "masturbated" president bilibili - the [member purchase] mall in the lower right corner of the APP.
This is fundamentally different from those [Vine Xun Member] systems of other traversers' predecessors, and this essential difference is······
If it's not the money and value you create yourself, the [member purchase] system can't get in!
Therefore, when Yu Lei took the thousands of pocket money he had saved for a long time, but he couldn't let the money value of the system increase at all, he collapsed deep in his heart.
What?!You say that it is unscientific for a child of a dignified family to have only a few thousand yuan of pocket money?
Haven't you heard Zhou Taizu Su say that "boys should be poor!"?
To get back to the point, according to the original situation, Yu Lei couldn't activate the system at all, but fortunately, Yu Lei ate an ice cream when he was worried about watching the system at home, which triggered the hidden achievements of the system.
[Before activating the system, the debt was millions. 】
In short, after a few days of updating, Yu Lei finally activated the system, although the money that was originally [0] became [-1,011,568.66]
In short, the successful activation of the cheat plug-in is really gratifying, congratulations!
【bili~host attributes】
Name: Yu Lei
【Race Description】Ordinary salted fish humans with no ambitions
[Neuronal quality] 10 (Note: The average of normal adults is 15.23, young man, wake up, even if the salted fish crosses, there will be no mental bonus!)
【Individual Energy Value】/
【Skills】
Materialist view of history (Note: Energy objects have no effect on your attacks, curses, and buffs; physical attack damage *200%, damage taken *200%)
Salted Fish's Harmful Vision (Note: You can open this horizon, and targets within your line of sight will show their threat to you in text 20 cm above their heads.)
Use green, yellow, and red to indicate your attitude towards you, and text to indicate the probability of victory or defeat in a one-on-one situation between you and the other party. Available fonts: Song, Kai, Hei······
(Artistic fonts, special effects or borders can be purchased in the mall)
What the hell is this system?
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this gratifying ?!!!
Yu Lei is angry!
As for why it was achieved, before activating the system, the debt was millions. Yu Lei almost guessed it through the thinking of the past two days, the current value of more than one million, and the hints of this system.
This should be the money that I have spent over the past 18 years, or in the words of the system, "the social value that is theoretically occupied".
To put it simply, it is the pocket money given to me by my parents and elders, the money I theoretically spend to live at home, the money that my family takes me out to play, the money I buy games and figures, the red envelopes given by my relatives during the Chinese New Year, etc., and I don't know if there are any "theoretical expenses" that contain the inside story of the system.
Fortunately, his parents didn't buy him any luxury cars, and they didn't give themselves tens of thousands of pocket money, otherwise what he achieved this time would have been the hidden achievement of [before activating the system, he was in debt of tens of millions].
Thanks to the predecessor of the traverser, Zhou Taizu Su said the theory of "boys should be poor".
Sighing helplessly, Yu Lei could only face the reality temporarily, as a junior, he didn't know much about the things in the inner world, so that he didn't have to rely on the urgency of relying on this system to upgrade quickly, every second, and pretending to be slapped in the face.
And the only thing that happened to that transcendent world was last night's funeral. - A farewell ceremony for the body without a body, a funeral for the farewell hero.
It's a pity that his father and brother don't want to mention too much in this regard, but they happened to see the figure of the former iron buddy at the funeral, and Yu Lei also planned to find out from him.
After all, the current Yu Lei has no ability to face the reality of this world at all, and the top priority is to figure out this system first.
Adjust the window from [Attributes] to [Backpack], and the last [Mall] option Yu Lei plans to put it aside for the time being, after all, he can't buy anything.
There is a gift bag lying quietly in the [Backpack] column, Yu Lei is very pleased that although this system does not prompt, the legendary tradition of giving a newbie gift bag at the beginning is still preserved. At least not a dog at the beginning, Yu Lei expressed relief and gladly accepted it.
[bili~ Congratulations on getting the dog voucher, please go to the mall to redeem it. Friendly suggestion: Please arrange the goods in the pet branch from low to high price]
'Can I take back my thoughts?!'
Yu Lei's heart was full of MMP, but in line with the idea of "starting a dog, you won't starve to death", he still clicked on the [Mall] button.
Immediately afterwards, Yu Lei fearlessly chose the sorting method from high to low, and then pulled the list to the bottom very heartily - the last product showed [bili New Year's Festival Little TV Dog]
List price【49】!
By the way, this is the only dog in the entire system mall.
Tears began to brew in the tear glands, Yu Lei resigned himself to clicking the exchange button, and then a dog with squinting eyes more like a pillow appeared in Yu Lei's arms. Yu Lei opened his eyes helplessly, and then he saw a figure licking ice cream sitting in front of him.
I checked the weight of my hand, pinched it and felt the feel, this is about a dog.
Glancing to the left, the bedroom door was still closed and locked.
Glancing to the right again, the toilet door was closed, then open.
So there is only one truth, this classmate of his was going to the toilet, and Yu Lei was too excited to pay attention to whether there was anyone in the toilet when he came in just now.
Death, death, death!
How can this be explained?
Forget it, just say something to ease the embarrassment!
"That, Tong Zhao, why are you in the toilet? Aren't you a day student, don't you live in school?" Yu Lei said embarrassedly and politely.
"I'm a fat man like you, he just borrowed my phone to make a call. Tong Zhao replied while eating ice cream.
Yu Lei asked: "Then why have you squatted in the toilet for so long, it's been half an hour." ”
Tong Zhao's face replied without changing his face: "Internal and external hemorrhoids plus constipation, external stool bleeding, half an hour is considered a basic operation." Then he took a bite of ice cream.
Yu Lei felt a little cold sweat on his head, and said helplessly: "Then don't you flush it when you go to the toilet?"
Tong Zhao took a bite of ice cream and said calmly: "I haven't finished pulling yet, it's just a halftime, and I'll eat a cone to continue, so that the two times will not waste water resources when they are flushed together." ”
"That'······ You're really saving. Yu Lei didn't know what adjectives to use to describe his wonderful buddy.
"Anyway, after I heard you come in, I talked to myself outside, and when I came out after wiping my buttocks, I saw you hanging your head for a while, a look of relief for a while, a sad face for a while, and then a ······ bang" Tong Zhao carefully looked at the mysterious creature that was held in Yu Lei's arms before adding, "······ Dogs, right in your arms. ”
Yu Lei broke out in a cold sweat, he didn't know how to explain it at this time, although he saw this buddy at the funeral yesterday, and he knew that this buddy must be a person with extraordinary strength, but he didn't understand the things in the world, who knew if what he was doing just now was normal?
"Don't be nervous, I'm not going to talk nonsense about the first time I summoned a dog. Tong Zhao stuffed the bottom of the ice cream cone into his mouth, and then said vaguely while chewing: "Your Yu family is not suitable for summoners and other positions.
It's normal for you to summon a rat, and it's a profession that has been passed down from generation to generation in continental Europe, and of course chiefs on the African and American continents are also very good at it.
If you want to learn it, you can learn your family's ancestral bow art with your brother. ”
Yu Lei burst into tears, thank you buddy for your brain skills, and wish you happiness as the East China Sea Shoubi Nanshan.
"Don't be too grateful to me, I'm going to keep. After saying that, Tong Zhao got up and went to the toilet.
Yu Lei feels that this brother's friendship is worth a lifetime, after all, there are not many teammates who can help him make up for his brain.
Thinking of this, Yu Lei felt that he could open another of his skills and try it, after all, this [Salted Fish's Harm Vision] skill might also have some abnormal light and shadow effects.
With buddies here, this light and shadow effect can help find a reason.
How nice!
So, Yu Lei silently recited in his heart, "Open the skill [Salted Fish's Harm Horizon]"
Luckily, there was no light or shadow effect······
But his buddy's head has a green purple black font and bold font on his head, which reads - "Hidden boss! Hurry up and hug your thighs! ”
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