I talk about ghosts all day long, and they come to play with ghosts. It's cool now, it's time to play with your life. "Are you thinking about it, have you eaten or drunk?"

"No, does the pen fairy want our lives?"

Pen Fairy, in fact, the ones invited are the nearby ghosts. And what, whether you can be invited or not, is that still a matter of time? Now looking at both cases, they both have snakes in their stomachs, or snakes in their throats, and I think they ate or drank something. "Tell me what you ate first!" I emphasize.

The other end of the phone hesitated for a while before saying: "We were playing pen fairies before, and then we stopped playing, I slept with one first, and a few of them were playing the landlord there, as if whoever lost would drink raw water." ”

"Why do you drink raw water?" I haven't really been to the Chuntao Hotel, but the small hotel around the school, the kind that is specially designed for students to open hourly rooms, I have been there. That kind of room is usually very simple, just a bed and a table. The better ones have TVs and computers, some have nothing, and they won't be like regular hotels, where they put any drinks and instant noodles in it. A few of their girls, in the middle of the night, had just played with the pen fairy and didn't dare to go downstairs to buy water, so they could only drink raw water.

I hung up the phone and said to Uncle Tao, "Uncle, find someone to check the water tomorrow." ”

"Okay, in their hotel, there was a dead person in it, and now it is also blocked, and there is no one living there. If it's really a water problem, you should be able to find the cause. ”

The director brought us a supper, two large bowls of wontons. Before I finished eating this ravioli, I heard a loud scolding voice in front of me. All the swear words came out. Seeing that I looked up and pulled my neck to look over there, Uncle Tao said, "Eat, what do you see?" It's not easy to be a police officer. ”

"Are you so arrogant when you are caught?" I muttered under my breath.

"You're already a good boy. Eat! ”

I still listened carefully to the voice over there, Xiao Xu seemed to be working overtime, and he yelled: "Call again!" What are you crazy about? With so many ecstasy pills on you, you still say you didn't sell them? ”

"I don't know who stuffed me! My name is written on it? You dare to falsely accuse me, I believe it or not, Lao Tzu Day, your whole family. ”

"Drug dealers?" I whispered.

Uncle Tao said while eating, "At this time, those activities are very rampant. If it's just ecstasy, you can't be convicted of any crime. ”

I'm interested in this. I said, "Uncle, let's go ahead and walk around in a moment." Just show my face and show that I am also the one who was arrested for doing bad things. If that person is from the fat brother's side, maybe he can help me talk in the future. ”

Uncle Tao glared at me, I had told him about the purpose of being arrested on purpose. He took out his mobile phone, called Xiao Xu, called Xiao Xu, and explained the matter. He said again: "You go with Xiao Xu." I can't leave here. What should be guarded, must be guarded. ”

It occurred to me that during an earthquake, a civilian police officer was given the task of guarding an ammunition depot. When his son was killed in the earthquake, he sat in front of the ammunition depot with his body on his back and a gun on his back. Suddenly, I felt that Uncle Tao must be a very good policeman.

Xiao Xu pushed me to the front office, and when he turned the corner, he handcuffed me and said, "I really don't know what you're doing here?" People came in, and there were many people who asked for care, but you were better and took the initiative to handcuff. ”

"Hehe, Officer Xu, I just want to go in and get my phone, or how boring it will be at night. Let's go, let's go. ”

Xiao Xu pushed me to the office, and in the big office, I could still see a young man with dyed hair who was handcuffed to the window railing. He was handcuffed like that, neither high nor low, and he could only maintain a half-squat position, which was very painful.

Someone was watching, and there was a little policeman on the night shift who didn't know me at all, and Xiao Xu unceremoniously handcuffed me to the window railing not far away. The little policeman asked, "Brother Xu, when is this what's wrong?" ”

"The students got into a fight and broke someone's arm. I will take it to the hospital for mediation tomorrow, and I will detain it tonight. I'll go get something, you can take a look at it for me. ”

As soon as Officer Xu left, the policeman was not in a hurry to make tea. The man with dyed hair was probably tired of scolding, and said to me: "Yo, I can't see it, you can still waste people's arms like this." ”

I looked up and said, "Owe me money, pay it back with your arm." It's a pity that someone called the police, or I could have cut off my entire arm. ”

"Yo, little brother, okay. If there is no way out in the future, go to the stunning KTV to find me and call me Brother Ma. ”

Officer Xu came back with a bag containing my phone wallet or something. When I came in, he still took care of me, or he could have taken off my leg bag. Xiao Xu came over and pulled me up and said, "Okay, it's not honest in here." Walk! Accompany the dead in the back. ”

I turned around and hurriedly said to Brother Ma: "My name is Ji Chengbao, eleven!" "It seems that today's trip is a good deal, I really got it right, that's a stunning KTV person.

Back in front of the door of the dissecting room at the back, the handcuffs were removed, and Xiao Xu finally got off work. I told Uncle Tao the news over there, and then there were two people, sitting in front of two corpses, all night, and they were sitting under the eaves at the door, and at about three o'clock, the cold came down. Uncle Tao also went to the medical examiner's office and brought me a long-sleeved white coat for me to put on. I have only one thought in my heart, God, let's light it up quickly.

By dawn, I had fallen asleep in my chair. Uncle Tao woke me up and said, "Go to the office over there and wash your face." The sun is ready to come out. ”

I looked at my phone, it was only seven o'clock, and said, "Uncle Tao, your eyes were closed all night?" ”

"We're both asleep, what if something happens?"

The director also came early, so I guess I was worried about it. Uncle Tao and I dragged out the white cloth screen in the dissection room to block the office building. Then the two men carried the bodies out and laid them on the ground. The one with the body bag was better, at least not directly touched, and the one on the operating table had his head on one side......

In the end, Uncle Tao and I carried it down with the white cloth on the operating table. I was carrying the corpse when I heard Lao Wu's roar over there: "Ji Chengbao! Little Bunny! Where? Trouble for me! ”

As soon as I let go of my hand, the white cloth on my side slipped from my hand, and the man's head slipped off the white cloth and hit the screen directly. If the screen falls, the office over there will be able to see us carrying the corpses.

At that moment, don't talk about me, even Uncle Tao was in a cold sweat. Don't fall, don't fall! The white cloth shook under the slight impact of the human head, and did not fall. Thankfully!

It was such a horrific scene, and I didn't want to say it too pretentiously. Because at this time, there are already a lot of police officers coming to work on the side of the office building, and they are noisy and shouting, and they don't feel so scared. And there is already sunlight in the sky, although there is still no temperature of the sun, but on the whole, people don't feel scared.

I hurriedly walked over, worried that Lao Wu would rush over directly. As soon as I stepped out of the screen, Lao Wu saw me and shouted, "You rabbit cub!" Did your mom notify me? The police have notified the school! What the fuck do you want to read? Shame on Lao Tzu? ”

In fact, this kind of notification to the school is just a routine behavior, Xiao Xu heard the voice and hurriedly came over, persuading the head teacher, saying that something has been like this, and he is ready to go to the hospital to mediate or something.

Lao Wu said: "Inform his mother, let his mother come and deal with it." The school's academic affairs office has told me that this child has violated school discipline several times. High school is not a nine-year compulsory education, so he will be officially expelled today. I came here to say something as a class teacher. ”

Expulsion?! I looked at Lao Wu in surprise, he didn't look like a joke! And now the three of us are standing in front of the office building, and he doesn't even need basic politeness, it seems to be true.

My heart fluttered. "Mr. Wu, I didn't say I didn't take responsibility? I cooperated with the mediation of the police uncle, and this expulsion ......"

"Tell the Registrar's Office to go." Lao Wu just shook his hands and left. I really don't understand why, the kind of protagonist in the novel, it's okay to fight and smash the whole school. And now I'm fired again! In Eleventh Middle School, this penultimate high school in the south of the Ming Dynasty doesn't want me anymore. If my mom knew......

"Teacher Wu, Teacher Wu!" I chased after him, "Teacher Wu, please say something nice to the teaching office." I won't fight anymore, I promise. I must study hard, you see that my monthly exam results are very good, I can be admitted to the university in the future to win glory for the school. I ......"

"The class I lead is admitted to university every year, and the proportion is very large, not worse than you."

"Teacher Wu, Teacher Wu, I know, I will fight, those sophomores and juniors in high school, there are people who fight harder than me, you must have a way to let me stay. Teacher Wu ......"

Lao Wu still ignored me and drove away. Xiao Xu stood behind me and said, "I regret the fight." Regardless of whether you are fired or not, you go to the back and ask Lao Tao, if there is nothing wrong, I will take you to the hospital for mediation. Your teacher isn't there, so call your mom, right? ”

I bit my lip and couldn't speak, and after a while, I said, "Don't let my mother know, lose money, I have a way." I took out my phone and called my master as I walked towards the white cloth screen behind me. Although I called Master and begged him to help with this, he would be scolded to death, but it was better than my mother crying to death.

And listening to Lao Wu's tone just now, my punishment has not been officially down, and it is not yet time for the official class, and the expulsion notice cannot be so fast, there must be room for maneuver.