390 Dragon Palace
"This beauty, can I disturb you for a minute? I'm Chen Gangdan, a reporter for the first live column of Star City TV."
"Chen Gangdan? Can you be a journalist with such a local name? You can't be an impostor, right? ”
"This is my press card......"
"Yo ho, really, what do you want to disturb me?"
"What do you want to say about the Dragon Palace Championship Audition Contest currently being held in Star City?"
"Dragon Palace Battle? What you're talking about is the national audition that doesn't look at face, talent, or academic qualifications, and the only shortlisting requirement is to see whether the water is good or not? ”
"Yes!"
"Do you think I'm pretty?"
"Uh...... Not bad! ”
"Even a beauty like me was directly denied because of the bad water nature, what is the point of this kind of audition? Back then, I was also known as a pear flower pressed begonia, a class flower that cures kidney deficiency and does not contain sugar. Is the mastermind of this audition a pig brain? Are these judges pig brains? And also...... Hey, don't go. Who, what kind of egg...... Feed...... Egg ...... Don't go......"
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"This handsome guy, can I disturb you for a minute? I am Chen Gangdan, a reporter from the first live column of Xingcheng TV. ”
"Chen Gangdan? Can you be a journalist with such a local name? You can't be an impostor, right? ”
"This is my press card......"
"Yo ho, really, what do you want to ask me?"
"What do you want to say about the Dragon Palace Championship Audition Contest currently being held in Star City?"
"Hehe, since the main purpose of this event is to see if the water is good, I think ah, during the primary election, it is necessary to participate with a bare chest, cough cough, sorry, wrong expression, I mean, it will be better to appear in a swimsuit. Of course, if I have to appear full/nude, I will also face it calmly, and I have always had an appreciative attitude towards art, such as body poker, and I have several treasures at home...... Hey, don't go, what the hell...... Dog's ...... Eggs ......"
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"This eldest sister, can I disturb you for a minute? I am Chen Gangdan, a reporter from the first live column of Xingcheng TV. What do you want to say about the Dragon Palace Audition Contest currently held in Star City? ”
"Journalists? Ah, it's really good, come on, let me tell you, my husband has raised a junior, and I plan to go to his unit to find his leader to evaluate the theory! It just so happens that you are coming with me. Chen Tiedan, right? You are also a cultural person, you can help me evaluate the theory first! Why are there so many Chen Shimei with your surname Chen now? ”
"Eldest sister, I can understand your feelings, I'm asking you about the Dragon Palace battle now......"
"What lobster fights/palace fights, does it have anything to do with me? My husband is cheating, do you think I'm in the mood to pay attention to this thing? Let's go, you come with me......"
"Eldest sister, if you have something to say...... Feed...... Don't pull my belt, hey, you let go, if you don't let go, I'll call the police! ”
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After listening to these three recordings, I looked at the exhausted and starless Zhuo Wei in front of me with a smile: "How is it, do you know the impression of the audition in the eyes of others?" ”
Zhuo Wei nodded weakly: "I thought that as long as there were a dozen advertisements, the people who signed up would flock to it, and it took a long time to do it, and the audition we planned was just such an impression in the eyes of others." ”
I laughed and said, "So what do you think?" Haha, though, it's not like there's no way to remedy it. ”
Zhuo Wei's eyes lit up: "How to remedy it?" ”
"The current audition is either for fame or profit." I adjusted the expression on my face to pretend mode: "Let's just do both, both for fame and for profit." I went to contact Ling Feng or Guo'er and asked them to help contact a well-known director to find a role for the audition champion in their movie, at least male number two or female number two. As for the money, you have to figure it out yourself, how can you get a gimmick of a million-dollar prize. ”
Zhuo Wei's eyes lit up at first, and when he heard the last sentence, he suddenly cried with a sad face: "Where can I get a million?" ”
"Don't come to this set, you are so good at water, go to the shipwreck on the bottom of the sea to fish for cultural relics, or dig up a few big shells and pick a few big pearls, won't this money come? Grandma's, do you want me to teach this too? I laughed.
When Zhuo Wei heard this, he left happily.
I looked at Zhuo Wei's back and smiled bitterly, now I am more anxious than Zhuo Wei to find the so-called descendants of the Dragon Palace, otherwise, Lao Tzu will be annoyed to death by this guy.
Why don't you kill him? Thinking of the ruthlessness, I gritted my teeth and looked hideous.
A week later, the preliminary round of the Dragon Palace Championship officially began.
Because Guo'er contacted a director surnamed Feng and finalized the role of a super supporting role, and Ling Feng sponsored a bonus of two million, the champion alone can get a reward of one million. In this way, the entire Star City was a sensation, and the number of applicants reached more than 30,000.
As for why Ling Feng sponsored two million, it was because Zhuo Wei didn't know where to get a palm-sized white jade tripod from the Han Dynasty, and even a cultural relic like me could see that this white jade tripod was a priceless treasure. At that time, Ling Feng took Bai Yuding in the name of distinguishing the true from the fake, pretended to look at it twice, and ran away, saying that he had covered all the expenses of the Dragon Palace Hegemony......
The preliminary round is scheduled for the Star City Gymnasium, which has a full-size swimming pool. The first hurdle for all the players participating in the preliminary round is to hold their breath underwater for a minute.
Relatively speaking, the threshold for this level is still very high, with more than 30,000 registered players, only 167 players are left to enter the semi-finals, including 150 men and 17 women.
Among them, the most striking are three people, two men and one woman.
Cheng Hao, male, 35 years old, from Yuhua District, Xingcheng, a veteran of the Marine Corps, and a police officer of the Jigongshan Police Station of the Tianhe Branch of the Municipal Public Security Bureau, his breath-holding performance in the water was 4 minutes and 37 seconds.
Luo Jinyun, male, 28 years old, from Qinghu District, Xingcheng, born in a martial arts family, account manager of Xingcheng Hudders Culture Co., Ltd., he held his breath in the water for five minutes and six seconds.
Liu Qi, female, 22 years old, from Yuhua District, Xingcheng, just graduated from university, is unemployed, and her breath-holding time in the water has reached 12 minutes and 28 seconds.
I told Zhuo Wei at the time, don't do any more semi-finals, this Liu Qi must be the person you are looking for, the age is more suitable, and the water nature is so proficient, it is her.
Unexpectedly, Zhuo Wei shook his head: "This is not sure yet." ”
"Damn, she can stay in the water for more than ten minutes, who else would she be? This is beyond the limits of humanity. I was surprised.
"Please go to Baidu first, okay, do you think ten minutes is the limit? The human limit is almost twenty minutes! Zhuo Wei smiled: "Do you know how long I can stay in the water?" ”
"How long?" I had a little drum in my heart, this guy was so sure, could he stay for half an hour?
"I could be underwater for seventy-four hours." Zhuo Wei looked proud.
I was taken aback, and then scratched my scalp: "This doesn't count, you must have used some kind of spell." "Inside the stomach is muttering, you yourself said that the limit of human beings is twenty minutes, you actually have seventy-four hours, obviously, you are not human!
Zhuo Wei didn't deny it, and instead said: "This is nothing, the vast majority of people in the Dragon Palace live in the water. ”
"Do they have a gills on their chins? If the descendants of the Dragon Palace grow up like this, it will be easy to find. I smiled bitterly and said, "In that case, then how can you know that they are descendants of the Dragon Palace?" ”
"I can't tell, it's like a high-imitation inflatable / gas / baby / baby and real person, it seems to be the same, but there is a difference in what it is." Zhuo Wei casually made an analogy.
I nodded: "This example you gave is really easy to understand, tsk, then continue to fight for hegemony in the Dragon Palace." ”
Next, the Dragon Palace Championship held a rematch. On the bank of the Xingjiang River, a piece of water was enclosed, and then the more than 100 players were all put down, and they could harass and attack each other...... The one who persists to the end is the winner.
This test is not only to hold your breath, but also to test the contestants' movement and dodge under the water, to put it bluntly, after such a competition, the last one who can stick to the Tao is definitely the best in water.
I thought that the result would be similar to the preliminaries, Cheng Hao, Luo Jinyun, and Liu Qi would definitely be far ahead of the other players, but I didn't expect that the last winner was a young man named Jiang Feiyu.
It can be seen from the camera in the water that this Jiang Feiyu's kung fu under the water is extremely good, and he has driven Cheng Hao Luo Jinyun out of the water, as for Liu Qi, Jiang Feiyu simply put his hands on her, touched her happily, and under the grief and anger, Liu Qi could only withdraw from the game.
After the competition, I asked Jiang Feiyu: "Why did you hold your breath for one minute and three seconds in the preliminary round?" And in this rematch, you actually stayed in the water for almost five minutes? ”
Jiang Feiyu said with a smile: "Didn't the preliminary round say that you can enter the semi-finals if you hold your breath for a minute?" Why should I stay like a fool for ten minutes? ”
“……”
In this way, after the semi-finals, five players will be selected to enter the finals. Jiang Feiyu, Liu Qi, Luo Jinyun and Cheng Hao are in the top four, and the fifth place is a young man named Lu Yiguan.
Zhuo Wei looked at Jiang Feiyu and frowned silently, obviously, he couldn't figure out whether this Jiang Feiyu was a descendant of the Dragon Palace. In the end, Lou Wei thought of a way, asking him to go to the Dragon King to get some blood or hair and nails, and then collect some samples from Jiang Feiyu, and the two of them did a DNA test.
Is this set suitable for the descendants of dragons? This is the doubt for all of us. Lou Wei dispelled our doubts in one sentence - the people of the Ninth Research Institute have upgraded this set of detection methods to version 12.0, which is not only applicable to people, but also to almost all lives.
Announcing that the final would be held in a month's time, Zhuo Wei returned to the Dragon Palace to collect the Dragon King's DNA sample, and before leaving, the fat man asked curiously: "Where is your Dragon Palace?" ”
Zovi smiled and replied, "Mariana Trench." ”