The capital, the noisy night.

The hustle and bustle of this night is different from the past, the brilliant neon lights of the past have turned into thick smoke and flames today, and the laughter and laughter of daily people have also turned into the screams and sorrows of tonight.

Compared with other large districts, the situation in Xicheng District is good, but it is more bleak than in the past...... Most of the people who love the nightlife of the capital have turned off the lights and hid in their rooms shivering, secretly praying that this great turmoil, which has not occurred since the cataclysm, will be far away.

Against the dark background of the city, two sneaky figures hide in the shadow of a building in the community.

"Big brother, it's so exciting today! Did you see that just two people, under the encirclement and interception of nearly 3,000 evolutionaries and ancient warriors, as well as tens of thousands of mechanized corps, they killed so many people and escaped without a trace...... When will our buddies have that ability!? ”

"Shut up, excited fart, don't forget that we're one of the three thousand!"

"Big brother, I'm just looking forward to it......"

"Longing for a B! Those two fucking calves haven't been destroyed much, but the good capital has ruined nearly half of its own people, it's really fucking frustrating! ”

"This can only be said that those big people are incompetent, I heard that there are 10,000 evolutionary mixed teams coming in from outside, big brother, we have this ability, it is not easy to be able to stand up for such a big event."

"I said your kid was sick, didn't you? The more people, the higher the probability of accidental injury, okay? ”

"But aren't we already hiding...... Big brother, what are you doing covering my mouth? ”

"Hide a fart! We're here to investigate, do you understand? ”

"But you said it ...... just now."

"Shhhh Be quiet, look there......"

The shorter man in the shadows pointed in a certain direction under the streetlamp.

"Huh? Big brother, Pleasant Goat! Big brother, did you get your phone? I want to go and take a picture. ”

"You idiot! How can Lao Tzu have such a brother as you...... Shhh ”

"Big brother...... You mean ......"

"That's right!"

"Wow! Could this be the legendary sheep to lure wolves!? Let people dress up as sheep, so that the two men with the title of wolf will rush to eat it, and then jump out of a large crowd to attack it...... Big brother, why are you covering my mouth again? ”

"Cover your mouth? If you weren't for my own brother, I'd kill you! Those two, one is a Wolverine and the other is an urban wolf, and they are not gray wolves! Is it possible that this Pleasant Goat is one of those two people dressed well? What if you were so loud and found out by that person? Yes!? ”

"Big brother...... I would like to take the liberty of reminding you that your voice was much louder than mine, and you can see that the Pleasant Goat is already looking this way. ”

"Fuck me!"

In the shadows, the short man hurriedly pressed the tall man's head, and the two of them shrank like quails.

The swaggering Pleasant Goat under the street lamp glanced in this direction, touched the ground under his feet, and his figure jumped on the top of the street lamp lightly, and then jumped a few times and stepped on the street lamp to go away.

"Big brother, the Pleasant Goat ran away......"

"Shut up! Pursue! ”

"Huh? Big brother, didn't you just say that this Pleasant Goat is likely to be dressed up by those two wolves...... Huh!? Could it be that this is the legendary wolf in sheep's clothing? ”

"Less nonsense!"

The short man pulled the tall man out and jumped onto the latter's back: "Chase!" ”

"Big brother, do you really want to chase? No matter who of those two, it's going to be bad luck to catch up, right? ”

"You're a little smarter, but you have to understand, we're not going to fight them, but to report at any time, understand? The Capital Evolutionary Alliance has issued a notice that whoever can find the precise location of either of the two so that the master team can capture or kill it will receive a large reward! ”

The short man smiled treacherously: "Hehe, this stroke is done, and then our status in the Capital Evolutionary Alliance will be the same as it is now!" When the time comes, he will become a white-collar worker, be promoted to a salary increase, become a general manager, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and embark on the peak of life...... Hehe, it's a little exciting to think about. ”

"Hey, hey, it's so natural to steal other people's quotes......" Gao said speechlessly: "And big brother, your saliva is flowing on my shoulder, it's so disgusting......"

"Less! Chase! ”

"Okay......"

Tall and worthy of a pair of long legs, this man walked like a fly, even faster than a speeding sports car, even if he carried a person on his back, like a streamer chasing after the person who kept jumping on the street lamp.

"He stopped! Hide! ”

The two people in the back noticed that the Pleasant Goat had stopped on top of a street lamp and immediately hid in the shadows behind the building.

The two pairs of eyes stared nervously at the figure dozens of meters away, for fear that the other party would find out.

The Pleasant Goat, who was standing on the street lamp, didn't seem to notice the tracker behind him, or felt that the two people behind him didn't care about it at all, just stood there, as if waiting for something.

Although it was wearing a short and fat Pleasant Goat costume, it looked straight and tall standing on the street lamp, and with the illumination of the surrounding street lamps, the slender shadow was pulled on the ground, making him look quite a master.

"Big brother...... I'm going to buy one of these outfits tomorrow too. ”

"Shut up stupid!"

Rumble!

In the intersection not far in front of the street lamp where the Pleasant Goat was standing, a loud bang accompanied by heavy white smoke came out, and then a figure flew out like a smoke cannonball, and slammed into a cake shop diagonally opposite, and the broken wall made a roar again.

Immediately, two more people were thrown out of the smoke, looking at the posture of the body, it was almost as if they had been hit by a speeding train, the blood floating in the air and reflected in the lamp, and the broken body looked desolate.

The two of them also flew into the cake shop one after another, and then a tall gray figure came out of the smoke.

He was dressed in a gray chengguan suit that was bulging with solid muscles, strong and not bloated!

His messy hair and his whole face carved with an axe were hidden in the shadow of the city's big-brimmed hat, but it did not prevent his domineering and powerful momentum like a tiger in the mountains from showing in the eyes of people with great strides!

The smoke and dust stained his clothes, making the already gray chengguan suit white, but as he walked not too fast, the white ash on his body was blown away by the violent wind that was domineering!

He also held a man high in his hands.

The person who was lifted by him by the throat was about two meters tall, and compared with this one-meter-eight man, he was undoubtedly bigger and stronger.

But this person is in his hands, but it is like a newly hatched chick being bitten by a giant kiss of a Tyrannosaurus rex, even if he has the heart, he is absolutely powerless to struggle! The hideous face covered with horizontal flesh was full of painful distortion at the moment, and the eyes of the curved barbed eyes were also full of fear of the enemy!

Then, the man in the chengguan suit slammed the taller and stronger man to the ground!

This blow was very heavy, not only was the ground in the middle of the intersection smashed out a large cobweb-like crack and even spread to the walls of the buildings on all sides, even the two brothers who were fifty meters away felt their feet suddenly off the ground, and the surrounding buildings also trembled twice!

"Big brother, is this the legendary 3,000 that can recover Taiwan, 8,000 expeditions to the United States, 10,000 to fight all over the world, and 20,000 to conquer the universe...... Chengguan? ”

"Like...... Right? ”

"Big brother, I think if our Huaxia City Management is so strong, then as long as there are three or five hundred people, the earth will be ours!"

"It should be...... What the hell!! Whose hell is the earth? And that's all about Wolverine, the beast, John Kafman, okay? ”

"Huh? When did John Kafman become a chengguan? In these years, even wild beasts have to eat public grain and hold iron rice bowls? Oh my God, do I really want to go back and hold the Administrative Aptitude Test to prepare for the civil service exam......"

Bang!

"Big brother, why are you banging my head against the wall?"

"Shut up! You can't understand what you're looking for, the beast just wanted to escape in disguise, but it was discovered, okay? ”

"Huh? If he escaped and was discovered, why did he beat people here? There's no king's way? Can the chengguan bully people casually? ”

"Are you my brother...... Shut up!!! ”

The low muttering of the two, although it was fifty meters away, also attracted the attention of the city management.

Those scarlet eyes instantly made the two of them shrink into quails again.

It's just that the chengguan doesn't seem to plan to do anything to them.

He just raised his head and said to the Pleasant Goat on the street lamp, "Why don't you kill those two pieces of yours?" ”

"Huh? Big brother, didn't he mean that the miscellaneous things he said were us? ”

"Shut up and listen to what they have to say."

"Big brother...... Don't we really have to run away? ”

"Do you think you can outrun them? Maybe these two people will treat us as food and disdain to do it to us. ”

"It's so damning! You actually use me as a dish! Big brother, let's go out and fight! ”

"Shut up, you idiot!!"

The two whispered, and the Pleasant Goat on the street lamp sighed, "You still don't think enough people are killed?" On this day, more than 1,000 people have died at our hands. ”

City Pipe: "They are looking for death by themselves, what can Lao Tzu do?" ”

Pleasant Goat said: "Of course you are trying to escape, are you still here to kill them all to be comfortable?" ”

Chengguan: "You think we can escape?" ”

Pleasant Goat said helplessly: "Alas! My life of wisdom is planted in your hands. ”

Chengguan: "Second brother, I don't understand, why did you, who have always been clean and self-contained, intervene to help me?" ”

Pleasant Goat said: "I really don't want to, but I seriously suspect that this matter is a 'conspiraccy' and some people's conspiracy, and I don't want you to go crazy and cause a tragedy like Seoul again, so I have to help you...... It's a pity that I omitted 300,000 words of handsome face here, and now I'm afraid it's going to become a wanted warrant in the eyes of beautiful women. ”

City Pipe: "...... You narcissist. ”

Pleasant Goat said: "You bandit ......"

City Pipe: "Actually, Lao Tzu doesn't want to entangle with them, it's just that these people are surrounded on all sides, and they don't want Lao Tzu to escape at all, otherwise you go to communicate with them?" ”

Pleasant Goat said: "If the communication is useful, I would have done a good job a long time ago." ”

City pipe: "Then Lao Tzu will ...... You see, as soon as he said this, people came. ”

He exclaimed, "Come out!" Don't hide! Lao Tzu is here, whoever wants to kill Lao Tzu will do it directly, are all mothers-in-law and mothers little girls? ”

"Holy! Sure enough, we were found! ”

In the shadows, the tall man rushed out and shouted at the two from afar, "You two! I'm here! If you want to kill, you can kill casually, I just ask you to let my big brother go! ”

In the shadows, the short man sighed and walked out: "How could I give up my brother and escape alone?" ”

He patted his chest and said, "If you want to kill, kill me Boss Zhang!" Spare my brother! ”

The tall man had tears in his eyes: "Brother, you shouldn't come out!" ”

The short man had tears in his eyes: "Brother, have you forgotten?" Let me take care of you when my mother dies. ”

Tall man: "Brother, I've grown up." ”

Short man: "Brother, mother said, you were kicked by a donkey since you were a child, you were an idiot, mentally handicapped, lacking heart, eyes, and brain penetration, and were kicked by a donkey, so that no matter how old you are, you must take care of you." ”

Tall man: "Brother...... If you don't say the middle sentence, I will be more moved. ”

Short man: "Brother, brother just wants to tell you that no matter when, I am your brother, and I will never let you face the danger of your life alone." ”

Tall man: "/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ brother!" ”

Short: "/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ brother!" ”

Chengguan: "......"

Pleasant Goat: "......"

The two of them only glanced in this direction, and then looked up at the top of the square building.

Chengguan: "It's really four little girls, do you want to be so inch?" ”

At the top of the buildings at the four corners of the crossroads, four beautiful women in ancient costumes with fluttering long skirts are standing with swords.

They are also the color of the country and the city, they also hold antique long swords, and they even have the exact same appearance!

If it weren't for the same style of Chinese ancient skirts on these quadruplets with four colors: red, green, blue, and purple, I'm afraid even they wouldn't be able to distinguish each other.

At this moment, the four beauties who were originally graceful and fluttering like fairies who do not eat fireworks in the world stood on the eaves of the top of the building, and their eyes also fell on the tall and short brothers who were crying and maliciously selling cuteness in the distance.

The beauty in purple said extraordinary: "Fuck! Eldest sister, who are these two teasing? ”

The beauty in red shook her head and said, "I don't know, maybe it's an evolutionary of the Alliance, right?" Fourth sister, you're swearing again. ”

The purple-clothed beauty shrugged her shoulders and didn't care.

The beauty in green just glanced in that direction, and then looked at the chengguan and the pleasant goat again: "John Kafman, Delvin, obediently tie up and go back with us, but you will not die." ”

The chengguan took off his hat and threw it aside to reveal the face of the big wolf: "This eldest sister, you're not sick, are you?" You just said spare me not to die? Erfang, what do you think? ”

Pleasant Goat took off his big head and also revealed the face of the second wolf: "The villain thinks ...... What a fart! You're Erfang! Your whole family is Erfang, go die, your soul is light! ”

The big wolf waved his hand: "I don't mean anything else, it's just that these four chicks seem to be very strong." ”

Delvin sighed: "Nonsense, of course they are ......"

He looked up at the women: "If I'm not mistaken, the four are the 'Four Fairies' of the 'Tianya Sword Pavilion', right?" ”

"That's right! We are ......"

The beauty in red shouted loudly, holding her sword and posing as a Chang'e looking at the moon: "Red fairy!" ”

The beauty in green also put on a Shih Tzu yarn: "Green fairy!" ”

The beauty in blue put out Zhaojun's tears: "↖(^ω^) ↗ (Blue Fairy)!" ”

Purple Beauty: "......"

The purple-clothed beauty held her forehead: "Eldest sister, we are obviously dressed up so antique, why do we have to do such stupid actions!?" Everyone has been thrown to grandma's house, okay? And third sister, you obviously can't speak, who can understand the 'blue fairy' in parentheses? ”

Delvin: "He complained about his sister so righteously......"

Big Wolf: "And you don't have to pose like this, we can tell who is a fairy, right?" Do you really think Lao Tzu is colorblind......

The red fairy didn't move in the face of the complaint, but desperately took her eyes to signal the purple-clothed beauty, those beautiful eyes, and then quickly turned out of the eye frame.

The purple-clothed beauty sighed and raised her sword to the corner of her eye: "Purple Fairy......"

She slammed her sword to the ground: "Fuck the old lady, it's too embarrassing not to play, you non-mainstream people are going to die for the old lady!" ”

Big Wolf: "Hey, hey, it's really okay to throw your sword on the ground in the face of a man like us......"

Delvin: "And your fluent swear words are not the true biography of Kafman's scoundrel......"

Big wolf: "Why are you involved with Lao Tzu?" Kill you, believe it or not? ”

Second wolf: "Come on, stupid, I've seen you unhappy for a long time." ”

Big Wolf: "Don't you put a comma in this sentence?" The reader will think that what you say is 'Come on, stupid me, I'm already upset with you'. ”

Second wolf: "Bastard, are you really looking for death......"

Roof.

Red Fairy: "Fourth sister, it's not right for you to do this, the master clearly taught us to unite as one." ”

The purple fairy stomped her feet and cried: "The old lady doesn't want to unite as one, and that old nun is playing with us at all, okay, have you ever seen a combination that is so nonsensical, so washing, cutting and blowing?" ”

Green Fairy: "Fourth sister, how can you say that stupid master?" ”

Purple Fairy: "...... You just said that the master is a 'fool', right? ”

Green Fairy: "You heard me wrong, how could I possibly say that the master's fool is a 'fool'?" ”

Purple Fairy: "Second sister, you said it again......"

Green Fairy: "Eldest sister, third sister, did I really say that the master's stupid man was a 'stupid'?" ”

Red Fairy: "yes." ”

Blue Fairy: "O(∩_∩)O(Nod))"

The green fairy's face changed drastically: "Oops! Say what you really want! What if these three idiots go and tell the master that idiot!? ”

Purple Fairy: "You...... Did you just say that the three of us were 'stupid'? ”

The green fairy's face turned green: "Oops! I accidentally said the truth again! These three idiots must be angry, right? ”

Red Fairy: "Hey, Hey......"

Purple Fairy: "Second sister, we are obviously quadruplets, if the three of us are stupid, what about you?" ”

Green Fairy: "I didn't mean that, I meant that you three were just 'stupid' 'forced'. ”

Red Fairy: "Looks like the more you explain, the more ugly it becomes......"

Purple Fairy: "Fuck! The old lady has long seen that your slut is not pleasing to the eye! Did you cheat with Senior Brother Zhao behind our back last time!? ”

The tall one in the distance: "Big brother, they all seem to be fighting ...... infighting"

Short: "Like...... yes......"

The green fairy waved his hand desperately: "No, no, no!" I haven't slept with Senior Brother Zhao seven times, and he hasn't said that my skills are better than those of the master and the eldest sister! ”

Tall: "Hey, this is three hundred taels of silver here......"

Big Wolf: "...... You're embarrassed to say it! Last time in New Orleans, if it weren't for Lao Tzu to fix the four-winged angel that leaked out of the crack, would you stinky rascal be able to catch the 'Split-Eyes Dragon'? ”

Second wolf: "That's also my own ability!" It's you, angel! Beauty! You will tear people in half, how can you do it!? ”

Big Wolf: "Really? I said, if Lao Tzu didn't break her so much, you would definitely have a shot while it was hot, right? ”

Second Wolf: "Oops! I was actually seen through my heart! ”

Big Wolf: "Hey, did you say it?" You're really going to get it while it's hot, right? ”

Shorty: "I think I've heard some kind of hardcore story...... Brother, cover your ears...... Hey? Why is your crotch up? ”

Red Fairy: "You really slept with Senior Brother Zhao, you bitch!" I owe you back to you as my biological second sister! ”

Purple Fairy: "We were originally sisters...... Anyway, what did the topic run to Senior Brother Zhao? ”

Red Fairy: "Not yet!" If you hadn't said that, how could the second sister tell the truth? ”

Purple Fairy: "Fucking mother, isn't this the truth to help you seduce this slut?" And it also makes you see the essence of Senior Brother Zhao, doesn't it? ”

Red Fairy: "So what!?" Senior Brother Zhao clearly said that my technique is the best! ”

Green Fairy: "How so?" Senior Brother Zhao said that my cherry bite is the most comfortable he has ever used! ”

Purple Fairy: "Hah! I just know that you are a slut who is very cheap, and you even used your mouth for him, right? The old lady just let him fuck me. ”

Tall: "It's really too offensive to say such lascivious things with such fanfare, and to say it from such a beautiful woman...... But it sounds really itchy~~itchy~~~"

Red Fairy: "Cut!" If you have only used the following, how can you know the coolness of the road? It looks like my second sister and I are really better than you! ”

Short: "Is it really okay to make such a comparison......"

Green Fairy: "So, now the only one who can really be compared is me and the eldest sister...... Have you ever offered a chrysanthemum? ”

The red fairy's face changed: "Don't you ......?"

Green Fairy: "I don't either, it seems that only those who have actually offered chrysanthemums are the ultimate winners!" ”

The red fairy clenched his fists: "I will definitely not lose to you!" ”

Tall: "Soul light!" I really envy that Senior Brother Zhao! Even the master and the four junior sisters are on it! It's just a in life! ”

Short: "Anyway, brother, your complaint is in the wrong direction, right?" Isn't there supposed to be a fierce battle at this time? ”

Purple Fairy: "Huh? Third sister, what are you blushing about? ”

Blue Fairy: "(≧▽≦)"

Red Fairy: "Don't you ......?"

Green Fairy: "Will it ......?"

Purple Fairy: "Chrysanthemum ......"

Blue Fairy: "~(@^_^@)~"

Red Fairy: "Kill you!! ”

Short: "Hey, are these six people in front of us really masters?" ”

Tall: "Yes, there are still more funny beings in this world than us......"

Short: "Admitting that I am a joke with such righteous words, brother......"