Chapter Twenty-Eight: Someone Has It
If this was in ancient times, this loyal goat was definitely auspicious from heaven, and Wang Lu had to offer this goat brother up, bathe and burn incense and kowtow.
Liu Bang, the old rascal, beheaded a little white snake, which was a good omen for the emperor.
I don't know how many times bigger this sheep is than the serpent.
Fortunately, Wang Lu is a five-good young man in the new era, and he does not engage in feudal superstition.
Burning incense and kowtowing to the sheep is still exempt.
Wang Lu politely asked Brother Yang if he would like to go to his house to sit down.
Brother Sheep readily agreedβif you take eating vegetables as a way to say yes, of course.
Wang Lu carried the rope that was still tied to the sheep's neck and returned to Yashan.
There was an extra sheep on the boat, and it was not easy to go ashore, so Wang Lu found a flatter place on the shore upstream, pulled the sheep, and went back to Yashan.
The goat is a very good climbing animal, and it can often be seen in the animal world, and the goat climbs to the lonely cliff where the bird does not lay eggs, and gnaws on the grass.
This kind of spirit, this kind of ability, can blind the vast majority of so-called rock climbing masters.
Wang Lu teased the goat with green vegetables all the way, and brought the goats up step by step on the mountain road of Yashan.
As he was about to reach the summit, a trembling shout came from above: "Who's down there?!" β
It was Chen Wei's voice.
Wang Lu was a little funny, and even shouted and asked people, if this was a zombie, would it still be unable to answer.
He shouted, "It's me." Wife. β
As soon as I raised my head, I already saw Chen Wei's figure.
Chen Wei was putting a stone in her arms on the ground, muttering: "I'm scared to death, my ears are wrong." I don't know how to do it, I heard the footsteps of several people on the mountain road, and I thought it was a group of zombies coming up. β
Before the words came out, Chen Wei was stunned, she saw the new guest who followed Wang Lu's feet.
Wang Lu smiled and raised the rope in his hand at Chen Wei: "You heard it right, the extra footsteps came from it." β
Wang Bi'an took some grass from the nearby woods and stuffed it for the goats to eat with great interest.
Wang Lu has seen the skill of the goat brother's head hammer, and persuaded Wang Bi'an several times to let him not approach, Wang Bi'an's ear went in, that ear came out, and it was quiet for three minutes, so he came to the goat's side again, touched his head, and wisped his back.
Wang Lu saw that the goat brother had a calm face, just lowered his head and gnawed on the grass, and went with Wang Bi'an.
Accompanied by the curious Chen Wei, Wang Lu told the origin of Brother Goat, although he had repeatedly weakened the thrill of his fight with the farmer zombies. Chen Wei still heard the horror at that time.
She grabbed Wang Lu's hand tightly: "Husband, don't go down the mountain again." Let's go up to the mountains and open our own fields. It's too dangerous, it's too dangerous. Every time you go down the mountain with your bare hands, Wang Bi'an and I are terrified at home, which is no different from sending you to death. It's different now, our place on the cliff mountain is big enough for you to make a bucket of rivers. When we come together as a family, we will be tired and dirty, and we can always open the fields in the mountains. You must not go down the mountain again and fight with the zombies. β
Seeing Chen Wei speak quickly and urgently, when she reached the end, even tears were about to flow out.
Wang Lu's heart is warm, this is his family, always put your safety first. Chen Wei has been thinking about these words for more than a day or two, and today, she is no longer unhappy.
Wang Lu turned his hand and held Chen Wei's hand: "Wife, fighting zombies is not just about making our lives better, this zombie, if you don't fight, you can't do it." β
As the saying goes, there is no reason to be a thief for a thousand days.
Who knows which day, the zombies suddenly opened their minds, and they will rush to the cliff mountain in groups.
In fact, Wang Lu still has a layer of worry in his heart - God knows if the zombies of the Dao Dao will evolve!
Now these zombies are all monster-level, and it's just right to earn experience by fighting, if you don't start now, when the zombies evolve, it will be even more difficult to deal with. β¦,
Naturally, there is no need to tell Chen Wei about this worry, which will only increase her worries.
Wang Lu whispered to Chen Wei: "We are a family of three, and there are too few people. Speaking of which, we are inferior to Robinson in "Robinson Crusoe", he still has a gun in his hand, although it is a crude powder gun, but it is much better than us. The more I clean up the zombies around, the safer you and Wang Bi'an will be. Safety is not something you can ask for by hiding at home, it is made by your own fists. β
Wang Lu comforted Chen Wei again and again, promising her not to observe the enemy situation carefully in the future, and never take the initiative to approach the zombies, so as to coax her.
"Let's go and see the goat." Wang Lu tugged at Chen Wei to divert her attention.
Chen Wei wiped her face, lest Wang Bi'an notice her abnormality, so she took Wang Lu's hand and walked over.
As soon as she walked to the goat's side, Chen Wei suddenly burst out laughing: "What do you call it?" Brother Goat? β
Wang Lu looked at Chen Wei's face and smiled puzzledly: "Yes." β
Chen Wei couldn't hold back any longer, and Ha Lu Ha Da Lu laughed: "This goat is female!" β
Wang Lu opened his mouth and stammered, and scratched his head in embarrassment for a while: "This, this goat sister is powerful enough, more than a fierce general." β
Chen Wei squatted down and touched the goat's belly while smoothing its fur, "Alas, it's actually a pregnant female goat!" β
"Wouldn't it? Quite a word! Wang Lu was completely dumbfounded.
Chen Wei clapped her hands and straightened her waist: "I can't be mistaken, but our family used to raise cows, and other families in the village also raised goats, and I have seen a lot of pregnant ewes." You see, all four of its tits are swollen. β
Wang Lu lay down and looked at it for a long time, but he didn't see where the four "bags" had risen.
It's just that it's even more faceless, people are pregnant women, alas, and they are braver than a big man against zombies.
"What's so strange about this, when a small animal is pregnant, out of the instinct to protect the cubs, it is much more ferocious than usual. If you think about it, the old finches dare to fly to people in order to protect the little birds. Besides, don't underestimate goats, when we were young, there were many children who were injured and broke their legs because of teasing goats. Chen Wei said.
Wang Lu sighed that he had lost the face of the male animals in the world.
Wang Bi'an listened to Chen Wei's words but became excited: "Mom, is this goat going to give birth to a lamb?" Can I eat goat's milk? β
Chen Wei thought sideways: "This is not a dairy goat, but after giving birth to a lamb, if you have more milk, you can drink some." β
"Wow, that's cool, none of my classmates have ever drunk goat's milk." Wang Bi'an jumped up with joy: "From today on, I will be responsible for the grass that this goat eats, and I promise to feed it to the fullest and fat." β
Wang Lu turned to look at the large farmland under the cliff mountain, and muttered to himself: "Raise a sheep, and then a flock of chickens, ducks are not bad, how about pigs?" It's just too smelly. Mmmm, there's got to be a cow. Farming, how can you do it without cattle? β
After planting the land for a day, I led the cattle home, washed my feet by the clear river, and washed the cattle as I liked. When I got home, a group of chickens and ducks ran around in front of the door, and occasionally a chicken came out of the chicken coop, blushing triumphantly, and screamed to report the merit and lay a new egg. Entering the kitchen, Chen Wei, who was stir-frying in the kitchen, turned around: "Husband, the pig in the backyard is so fat that it should be killed, Wang Bi'an is yelling to eat sausages." β
In order to live such a beautiful life, work hard! β¦β¦οΌ